Ummmm I always update this thing,like, every HALF YEAR or something, with something just as pointless and lame as before.

Well, today is NOT the exception.

Letsee... What can I say? I'm really short, which I SHOULDN'T be since I'm the oldest kid in my grade. But I am. And I do not enjoy having to look up people's nostrils all the time. I live ten minutes away from dear old Cleveland, and the only good things about living in Ohio are Cedar Point and my sweet little CAVsies. I'm deathly afraid of hospitals, getting skin cancer, and drinking spoiled milk.

Speaking of skin, I am VERY fair-skinned. I mean, so white that I could run outside naked in the snow and everyone would be like "LOL WHERE DID KATIE GO?"

That's my name, by the way. Katie. Or Kathleen, if you prefer. WHATEVER.

I just realized that in every paragraph besides this one, I've had at least one word written in caps-lock.

I am so cool.