
Hello all. Crazy, ballistic, demented, delusional, etc. etc. Authoress Kinoko here. Don’t even ask me when I started this account; I’m just way too lazy to type up the hundred some pages I carry around to school each day. Therefore, one can assume I write a lot, I’m just waaayyy to darned-edly lazy to haul my LAZY bum into the school library (I do most of my authoressing at school you see) to type it. Let’s learn a little something about me, eh? And no, just for the record, I am not a narcissistic freak. I am a physical child of ((ahem)) years and the soul of well, let’s not go there. If I call myself an authoress, hn, one might deduce that I am a feminine member of the species, scientific name being Anime Obsessus, if you catch my drift.
I love talking to and meeting new people so I can be reached online at any of these places: Personal E-Mail: YamiKinoko Authoress E-Mail: AuthoressKinoko Personal Xanga: YamiKinoko LiveJournal: YamiKinoko Gaia Online: YamiKinoko I would give you my phone number, but I don’t like being called via phone, yes, someone who doesn’t like to speak on the phone; you have my permission to faint now (and even if you did ask, I’d probably say my phone number is 1-800-GO2-HELL). So the phone option is a no-no. You have five other options above. Use them.
Reviews are sent to my authoress’ e-mail. Like any other author, I love reviews and how comments help me write better, but please, don’t give me crap. I don’t mind flames, but the point of reviews is to help me improve, not to let me know my pairings suck, which I haven’t heard yet and let's keep it that way, ne? Let me know on my writing, I have opinions and feelings to you know. Well! That’s enough on me. How about my writing?
Fandoms I plan on writing for:
Deathnote
Harry Potter
Pokémon
Skip Beat!
Here’s some authoress’ recommendations on fics (in alphabetical order):
Black Cat:
Locking Hooks: (Jenos x Rinslet) A humorous look into the lives of our favorite lady thief and incorrigible assassin. Thwarting destiny always was a profitable business.
Something Called: (Charden x Kyoko) Life isn't always easy, and sometimes, something called -- gets lost in the shuffle.
Bleach:
Asphyxiated: (Ichigo x Rukia) A breath of fresh air comes in the unlikeliest places. A look at the relationship between the hero and heroine of Bleach.
Augmentality: (Zaraki + Yachiru) Power doesn't necessarily come from training all the time.
Glitterlace: (Uryuu x Orihime) A fairytale story for a fairytale princess, and a place of honor for her knight.
Intricacy: (Gin x Rangiku) He is enigma and no one understands him, not even her.
Ruins of a Cathedral: (Nnoitra x Nel) He just can't win, not against her.
Stranger Things: (Jinta x Yuzu) She grew up in a strange household. Things can't really get any worse. A look at overprotective and loving families.
Inu-Yasha A Feudal Fairy Tale:
Infidelity: (Kikyou x Inu-Yasha) Why it would never have worked out. They may be star-crossed lovers from two different aspects of life, but it would never have worked out. The authoress reasons upon why the Miko and the Hanyou failed.
Road Not Taken: Indiscretion brings only pain. The Inutaiyoukai isn't as perfect as he seems. His true wife? Replaced by a petty inamorata. A look into the world of our indomitable lady.
Zephyr: (Kagura) A three-person character study revolving around Kagura, Kanna, and Sesshou-Maru. Wind is at the start of all things.
Naruto
Burrow: (Gaara) On the importance of family, to one so long rejected.
Inane Opposition: (Ino x Sakura) Girls will be girls. A look into a pair of best friends' relationship.
Lascivious: (Kakashi x Sakura) A near-scientific look at the differences between men and women.
Not a Prince: (Jiraiya x Tsunade) The toad in the fairytale always gets the short end of the stick.
Pietá: (Sasuke + Sakura) There is more than one kind of love.
Ouran High School Host Club:
Arcane Mixtures: (Nekozawa x Haruhi) A macabre retelling of your average fairytale. Such stories aren't consigned only to storybooks after all.
Chrysalis: (Kaoru) An experimental look at the situation as the authoress perceives it will happen if it ever comes to a decision between the two Hitachiin brothers and what they both want the most: one commoner girl.
Of Strawberries and Ice: (Kyouya x Haruhi) Reasonings for a pairing not quite as easily accessible as perhaps Tama/Haru or Hika/Haru. The Shadow King and our in-residence commoner starring.
Postcard Worthy: (Kyouya x Haruhi) Another take on a plausible-becoming pairing. Who really needs marriage counseling anyways? Not when you have a vice president of a major company and a humble, caring lawyer, that's for sure.
Pourquoi: (Hikaru x Haruhi) Sometimes, the most important questions hold only one word.
Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney:
All Ye Who Enter Here: (Godot x Mia) Sometimes, it's easy to think that there's more than one hell.
Just Nothing: (Miles) What is he fighting for? Some days, he doesn't even know.
Perfectly Foolish: (Phoenix x Franziska) Humans can't be perfect forever. He shows her how.
((THERE WAS SOMETHING HERE BUT YOUR LAZY AUTHORESS KINOKO HAS NEGLECTED TO INSERT IT SO KINDLY HIT HER WITH A BASEBALL BAT))
Thank you for your patience!
./MshRm;