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Author has written 23 stories for Lord of the Rings, Super Smash Brothers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Fire Emblem, Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, RENT, Black Cat, and Star Trek: 2009. Testing, testing, testing, one two three. Hello readers! I got rid of most of my profile. I liked the quotes I have, but that's all I kept. I tend to ramble, and don't hold your breathe for updates. I'm a college student with an unhealthy imagination and a tendancy to beat everything I see with my yaoi/slash stick. Not even Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks is safe. All tho, I am very picky about my pairings. Lightning McQueen getting all confused and flustered over Chick Hicks flirting? (Cars, btw.) Hellz yeah. Legolas and Gimli? (LotR) Ewwwwwwwwwww. Most of my energies are devoted to either my homework (Which fluxuates depending on when the next test is) or my writings, both original and not so. I'm drifting from Naruto, but will continue with TODS. I promise- it may not be canon so much though. I have a tendancy to drift from fandom to fandom...Right now I'm up in the air drifting around waiting to come down. Who knows where I'll land...Hopefully not among the amazing people who have left ff.net for good it seems. Alas, I miss them so. There would some good writers. NEW!! I am not leaving fanfiction (at least not yet...We'll see...) but I can now be found at MediaMiner. Same penname, and I will be updating both of them regularly. I just thought I'd let anyone who actually gives a damn that you can find me here, dA, and MediaMiner now. To be honest, I may leave Fanfiction after my beta-ing gigs are up because it is really really pissing me off with all the shit they've been adding. If for some reason, you really want to get in touch with me, PM me or catch me on dA.- sapphires-of-ice. The e-mail up there should be a last resort because I don't care if you e-mail me, but if I don't know the person, I'll just delete the message, and you'll all think I'm a big bad bitch. Which I can be. So don't fuck with me, got it? Before I let you read my quotes, I leave you with this piece of wisdom. You can always have fun on the swings. "God fuck it! Oops, sorry Lord, please don't smite me." "Damn you." "What's this called?" My pirate has a first name, it's W-I-L-L. Would you drive better with that cell phone up your ass? My exes wouldn't throw water on me if I were on fire. There's a lot of lonely men out there. Love is, in four words, an utter mind fuck you’d chuckle. And no matter how much you pretend to be shallow and self-absorbed, you're really not. There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing. A good friend come bail you out of jail and not ask for the money back. A truly great friend will be the one sitting next to you in the cell going, "Fuck- we got caught. That was fun while it lasted though." Weren’t banshees supposed to hide themselves until you disturbed them? Someone should tell Zelda to go live in the attic until we come get her. He could feel the magic of the Sacred Realm pulling him into its depths now, but he didn’t regret coming onto his hand, looking Zelda in the eye, and then licking it off. | |||||||||||||
1. Punishment reviewsHis headaches are his punishment.Black Cat - Rated: K - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-22-09 - Sven V. - Complete2. The Obligatory Drabble Series » reviewsDoesn't it seem like everyone has a drabble series? Well...here's IcySapphire's take on hers. Contains: gen., het., yuri and yaoi. Every single one will also be a songfic. 1.ItaSasu 2.Gen 3.KakaIru 4. InoSaku, ShikaSasu, ShikaSaku, SasuIno. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 12-22-063. Unfair reviewsLife is unfair, but that doesn't mean that you can't complain anyway.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete4. What They KnowThere are things that people know, and things they don't know. There are things that Train, Sven, and Eve know, and things they don't know, because they're people too.Black Cat - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete5. Cruel RainSee inside for notes. I normally give them a summery, but it's all ready inside. Sorry for being lazy...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Published: 11-1-08 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete6. Stories of Sleepers and Piercings reviewsAuthors Notes explain all. It's two drabbles. #1 Slight, slight, slight close your eyes and squint Roger/Mark. #2 Full out Roger/MarkRENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-08 - Mark C. & Roger D. - Complete7. Thrice Denied reviewsAll I can really say is SLASH! between two characters. Set in the Sluice, based off real game events. See inside for more of my babblings and a character breakdown.Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-08 - Complete8. Happy Halloween Challenge reviewsA challenge on dA from my friend's club. Quick, pointless, Halloween fun. Happy Halloween!Hoping it's humorous...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-07 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete9. The Twelve Days AFTER Christmas reviewsWhen Sakura sends Sasuke twelve gifts for the twelve days of Christmas, what's he to do? Why, destroy them of course! Based off the song, The Twelve Days After Christmas. Crackalicious and my Xmas pressie to y'all. Happy Holidays!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. A Fangirl's Lament reviewsA fanpoem written after Sheik was shown as Zelda. teartear R&R, as it is a low fat way to cheer me up, besides writing this.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-15-06 - Sheik - Complete11. Happy Birthday Mr Uchiha reviewsIt's PingPong's birthday. Kakashi gives him porn, Iruka makes him muffins and Naruto...? KakaIru, SasuNaru, ect. Now with edited grammar mistakes!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-23-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete12. Oscar loves Ike » reviewsA very misleading title, it's actually a weird little one shot brought on by boredom and an evil plot bunny. Yeah...Contains OscarIke and BoydRhys. I said it was weird, don't give me that look. Due too the rabidness of my plot bunnies, has been turned intFire Emblem - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 4-14-0613. I'm Not That Girl reviewsSet to the Wicked song of the same name. Listen to it while reading, it's much more fun. The story and title are pretty selfexplanatory. Pairings: InoSasu, one sided SakuSasuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-06 - Sakura H. - Complete14. Muffin Fun reviewsIruka is making muffins. Kakashi wants a muffin. Wierdness ensues. Contains: KakaIru, slight SasuNaru, swearing and general stupidity. And shameless pluggingbegging for reviews. R&R if it pleases you and me.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-8-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete15. Speak Up! reviewsWhat would happen if Itachi didn't succeed in killing his clan? A random little songfic to the madrigal opera Speak Up might occur! Featuring: Confused Itachi! Preppy Sasuke! Mysterious names Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha! And singing! Can't forget the singing!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-23-06 - Itachi U. - Complete16. I Think I Love You » reviewsThis is a sequel to LtbL. It contains: SasuNaru, GaaNeji, KakaIru, slight one sided NaruSaku, slight one sided InoSasu, slight one sided SakuSasu and if you turn your head just right and squint, you'll see FangirlsSasu. O.oNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-20-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete17. Learn to be Lonely reviewsNaruto muses on his life as he listens to one of his favorite songs: 'Learn to be Lonely'. Slight GaaNaru, SasuNaru one sided NaruSaku. Now with humor switched to drama like it's SUPPOSED to!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-30-05 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete18. Just Another Mary Sue Parody » reviewsWhen a crazy fangirl falls into Middle Earth, pity Legolas and Aragorn. What mayhem will she cause? R&R to find out! I WILL UPDATE SOON!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-24-05 - Published: 12-23-04 - Legolas & Aragorn19. Happy Birthday Mr Kaiba reviewsChallange for a site I'm on, YuGiOh Sanctuary. It's Kaiba's birthday on the 25th, so I wrote him a birthday drabble.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-21-05 - Seto K. & K. Jounouchi20. King of the Superstars Tournament reviewsA twisted version of the AllStar mode in SSBM following Peach's progress through the tournament. R&R please! I WILL UPDATE SOMEDAY! I SWEAR!Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-15-0521. Unusual Circumstances reviewsDefinetly not for the faint hearted. Erm...Not much to say. Read at the least to find out what it is. SLASH!Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-05 - Haldir & Elrond22. Why? reviewsAfter another distaterous hunting accident, Legolas blames himself and attempts sucide.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-26-04 - Legolas & Aragorn23. An Elf in Rohan » reviewsA mysterious elf meets Legolas in Rohan. Will anything start between them? And what of the hobbits? Please R&R. Or not. DISCONTINUED!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-1-04 - Published: 1-13-04 - Legolas
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