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Author has written 20 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Cowboy Bebop, Misc. Books, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Naruto, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Lost. "Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns --Tyler Durden UPDATED: Oct 2009 Name: Raikune Real name: Alex IMPORTANT: I'm mostly seen/active at Livejournal, which as many know is the hub of fandom! You're welcome to friend me there as long as you tell me you've from ff.net, so I know how you found me! A LOT of my fanfiction that hasn't been posted here is at my journal. My LJ username is the same as my FFN one, click the homepage link at the top to go to my journal profile. News: Oct 2009 : Updated profile. And now for some QUOTES: "I don't need first-aid, Hank, I need you to stop choking me and hitting me with fire extinguishers." -- Dr. Venture (The Venture Bros) "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams "Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax-free." --The Hitchhikher's Guide to the Galaxy "Day One: "One should always try to be a little improbable." - Wilde "Pleasure is the only thing one should live for. Nothing ages like happiness." - Wilde "Those who see a difference between body and soul have neither." - Wilde "Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious." - Wilde "Friendship is far more tragic then love. It lasts longer." - Oscar Wilde "When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any left over, I buy food." - Erasmus (my sentiments exactly) "Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a unique or beautiful snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Tyler Durden (Fight Club) When you've been a wizard as long as I have, my boy, you'll learn that as soon as you find anything that offers amazing possibilities for the improvement of the human condition it's best to put the lid back on and pretend it never happened. - The Last Continent (A Discworld novel) Nil ego contulerim iucundo sanus amico: While I am sane I shall compare nothing to the joy of a friend. - Horace (Satires, I. v. 44) 'One of things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right?' - (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) 'Please feel free to blither now.' (Mostly Harmless) ""Now I want you to listen very carefully to what I am about to say...otherwise you will die. In an interesting fashion. Over a period. Please stop fidgeting like that." - Lord Vetinari (Discworld series) "What raging fire shall flood the soul? What rich desire unlocks its doors? What sweet seduction lies before us...?" - The Phantom (ALW) | |||||||||||
1. Opposites reviewsJacob fascinates and repulses Esau in equal measure. Sometimes he can't help but give in to the man. Jacob x Esau aka Jacob x Jacob's Nemesis.Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-09 - Jacob - Complete2. Winter's Child reviewsIchiHitsu oneshot. Hitsugaya doesn't care about his birthday, and Ichigo seeks to change his mind. Fluff.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-28-09 - Hitsugaya T. & Ichigo K. - Complete3. Where Do We Begin? reviewsPre-TDK. AU. Bruce Wayne first met the young Joker when they were both children. This is a snapshot of the beginning of that friendship, before they became enemies.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-08 - Complete4. The Perfect Match reviewsIkkaku could achieve bankai a lot faster if Houzukimaru wasn't such a lazy scab.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-08 - Ikkaku M.5. An Awkward Conversation reviewsVery slight Stark/Lilinette. Lilinette wonders exactly which side they're fighting on.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-24-08 - Stark & Lilinette - Complete6. An Unlikely Hero reviewsAU. What if, the night the Kyuubi came, Kakashi and not Naruto was by the Fourth's side?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-6-08 - Minato N. & Kakashi H. - Complete7. No Going Back reviewsPre-Shippuden. Kakashi is set on awakening the deadly Sharingan Mangekyou. But is his heart strong enough to go through the pain and sacrifice? Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-3-08 - Kakashi H. - Complete8. Drawings of the Heart reviewsFor LJ's IchiHitsu holiday exchange. Ichigo discovers a little hobby Hitsugaya's been keeping from him. IchiHitsu.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-25-07 - Ichigo K. & Hitsugaya T. - Complete9. Call It Fate reviewsFuturefic, drabble. The last moments of Konoha's Sixth Hokage.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-23-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete10. Fight toy reviewsKenpachixByakuya. Zaraki is bored and provokes Byakuya into battling with him. Fighting against the noble, Zaraki realises this man might just be the opponent he was looking for...Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-3-07 - Zaraki K. & Byakuya K.11. Furuba Shorties » reviewsA collection of Fruits Basket oneshotsdrabbles featuring various characters, genres, and themes: gen, humour, shounenai, het, angst etc. Second chapter: Akito feels the effects of Kyo's transformation. R&RFruits Basket - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 11-7-06 - Akito S.12. Sympathy for the Devil » reviewsOnesided AkitoxTohru. Akito loathes Tohru, he can't understand why his Juunishi care so much for her. When he discovers that Tohru might be attracted to him, the Sohma lord decides to use this weakness against her. A deadly game begins...R&RFruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,740 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 9-14-06 - Published: 4-5-06 - Akito S. & Tohru H.13. Desperation » reviewsAkitoxHatori shounenai.[Ch. 4: All In The Mind]Akito starts hallucinating, feeling the beginnings of a terrifying new illness. Will Hatori be able to save him, or will he be forced to let him go..?Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 11-4-05 - Akito S. & Hatori S.14. Storm reviewsThey hate him. They resent him, they wish he would die. Yet when the rain rattles the branches and the sky roars overhead, the Juunishi will gather to be with their God. Oneshot.Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-05 - Akito S. - Complete15. Drifting Away » reviews[Chapter 8: 'I am yours, Akito.']Eventual AkitoxHatori shounenai. Akito is becoming more resigned to his curse. When Hatori tries to help, he accidentally hurts him. Wounded and bewildered, Akito drives him away. What will Hari do? FINFruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,585 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 12-6-05 - Published: 8-30-05 - Akito S. & Hatori S. - Complete16. A Brother's Love » reviewsIt isn't easy being Philippe de Chagny. Imagine having Raoul as a brother. Ew. Now imagine sharing the same birthday as him...strange chocolates, falling chandeliers, eccentric Opera staff, an annoyed Phantom...let the chaos commence!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 11-14-04 - Published: 1-6-0417. We Ain't Got Nobody » reviewsUpdated finally! Is Faye Valentine really a vindictive shrew who steals cheesecakes? Find out! A slices-of-life fic. When is life on the Bebop ever normal? As much as the cowboys dislike one other, all they have is each other. PG-13 for some language.Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-30-04 - Published: 4-2-0418. Hello, Sailor reviewsOneshot Philippe and Raoul brotherly fic. Despite what anyone may think, Raoul didn't take the news of him going into the Navy at all well... Warning: Has Le Foppe!Raoul bashing. R&R pwease :DPhantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-2-04 - Complete19. Don't Call Me Yo Yo reviews[Catch22 fic] Oneshot. Yossarian doesn't like war. He likes his new tent roomies even less. Death finds young soldiers easily in wartime...better then the summary. PG13 for language. Please R&RMisc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-12-04 - Complete20. Bored Aboard the Bebop reviewsWeird title, I know. Oneshot! The Bebop crew is, as usual, complaining about Jet's cooking except for Edand Jet. Faye and Spike are sniping at each other. Something has to happen!Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-04 - Complete
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