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Jen the Idiot
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since: 01-06-04, id: 516778, Profile edited: 07-30-08
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Author has written 7 stories for Hamtaro, Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

FANFICTION (fān'fĭk'shən) n. 1. a fictional account written by a fan of a show, movie, book, or video game to explore themes and ideas that will not or cannot be explored via the originating medium; also written fan fiction, also called fanfic. 2. an effective substitution for drugs


Procrastination: it is a form of inspiration.

The fact that a deadline is bugging the crap out of you and making you panic gives you the will to work on that speech or that paper or that project that is worth almost half your grade, or can even determine whether or not you pass on to your next year of school (or graduate if you're that far). This "inspiration" may kick in the week before, the weekend before, or even the night before the due date, and somehow, someway, you get it done on time, and the work is decent enough to slip off with a "B," or even an "A" if you're lucky. The hours of sleep you give up are spent on staring at that vertical blinking line next to your introduction sentence, your mind boggling on what would make a great intro paragraph that would make it look like you actually spent time on the project instead of just bullshitting your way up to the last sentence. You pour your heart and soul and your whole being into getting that project done, and once you are finally completed, relief overwhelms you, and a feeling of accomplishment puts you to sleep with many thanks being sent to God above. While you bask in the glory of saving your butt from an unknown punishment, you send prayers up to Him begging that you get a decent grade and that your teacher won't pull you aside and ask, "wtf is this about?"

Procrastination is a form of inspiration, and without it, many successful people today won't be where they are now. That is Jen's epiphany, and this epiphany was the result of Procrastination itself.


"Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart." - Confucius

"If you stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate" on it, you might be a redneck." - Jeff Foxworthy

"The only other man in this house is the cat, and he had his nuts chopped off." - my dad

"Shush! Just chill your fricken' grill!" - my little sister

"Who says dogs don't go to Heaven? They were there long before we were." - unknown

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why is there a stupid song about him?" - my friend Amber

"I blame puberty!" - myself


:Current Fanfics:

STUFF IS ON HOLD UNTIL I CAN GET MY BRAIN BACK TOGETHER

--:Fullmetal Alchemist:--

Oh, Crap
Summary -
Okay, perhaps it's not that bad... So what if Ed and Roy switched bodies? They can set things right somehow...as soon as Roy-in-Ed's-body fights through a bunch of terrorists and Ed-in-Roy's-body can convince the military officials that he isn't crazy...
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Sloppy Kisses and Doggy Bones
Summary
- A little argument with a hard-core believer of ghosts and spirits leaves Edward trapped in a dog's body. It couldn't get any worse, can it? Apparently, it can.
Status - --

Witnesses
Summary -
Royai AU. Roy has problems with his marriage which affects his job and vice versa. When he takes in a certain blond boy, though, not only are his marriage bonds repaired, but the boy's mysterious past puts the trio, and others, into trouble...
Status - --

--:Harry Potter:--

My Chance At Last
Summary - Lupei Inoue had dreamed of world domination since she was ten, but she knew that she would never accomplish such a task. But, when her two denomic friends show her an amazing magic school, she just might get the chance she needs to fulfill her goal.
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:Upcoming Fanfics:

--:Fullmetal Alchemist:--

Black Alchemy - EdWin. The Fullmetal Alchemist was known as the Alchemist for the People, but when a loose experiment latches onto him like a parasite, a monster is created that needs to be captured and, possibly, destroyed.




1. Sloppy Kisses and Doggy Bones » reviews
A little argument with a hard-core believer of ghosts and spirits leaves Edward trapped in a dog's body. It couldn't get any worse, can it? Apparently, it can.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 1-21-08
2. Drops of Jupiter reviews
EdWin oneshot. Edward and Alphonse come home for a little bit and Winry takes the time to think about how much Ed has changed. Loosely based on the song "Drops of Jupiter" by Train. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 2-14-08
3. Oh, Crap » reviews
Okay, perhaps it's not that bad... So what if Ed and Roy switched bodies? They can set things right somehow...as soon as Roy-in-Ed's-body fights through a bunch terrorists and Ed-in-Roy's-body can convince the military officials that he isn't crazy...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-11-08 - Published: 1-2-08
4. Witnesses » reviews
Royai AU. Roy has problems with his marriage which affects his job and vice versa. When he takes in a certain blond boy, though, not only are his marriage bonds repaired, but the boy's mysterious past puts them, and others, into trouble...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 12-15-07
5. Saving Edward reviews
A little something I wrote that could be in a story I'm planning. Winry, along with a small group of mischievious girls, break into a fortress in order to save Edward. Reviews and opinions are appreciated!
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 11-26-07
6. My Chance At Last » reviews
Lupei Inoue had dreamed of world domination since she was ten, but she knew that she would never accomplish such a task. But, when her two denomic friends show her an amazing magic school, she just might get the chance she needs to fulfill her goal.ONHOLD
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-11-07
7. Sandy's Mom reviews
Stacy's Mom Hamtaro style. No flames, I like Maxwell&Sandy4ever, yes, oh, and R&R
Hamtaro - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-7-04 - Published: 2-7-04
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