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1. The Mostly Hair Related Antics of Lucius Malfoy » reviews

By now you should recognise this story as the millionth series in that infamous saga, The Pureblood Antics of Lucius Malfoy. This time, as I noticed a trend, I've renamed it to include the hairobsession. HBP spoilers.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 3-19-06 - Lucius M. & Severus S.

2. Bad Detective » reviews

Severus Snape is a bad detective and he always gets his man. Draco has contracted an unfortunate alliance, and Snape goes to extreme measures attempting to prevent it. In some ways a crossover with PG Wodehouse's works. Written for the trousersnaco challe

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 8-20-06 - Severus S. & Draco M.

3. The Far Too Numerous Antics of Lucius Malfoy » reviews

Welcome to the triumphant, or not so triumphant, comeback of this knickerspoilingly exciting story, which, as ever, seeks to document the activities of everybody's favourite evil, snobistic, and especially blond, wizard. Warning: HBP Spoilers occur.

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 2-14-06 - Published: 5-1-05 - Lucius M. & Severus S.

4. Time Falls Wanking To The Floor reviews

Drabble about the erotic value watches and clocks hold for our favourite pirate Captain. The title is, in fact, a perfect summary. Strange, but delicious, I promise.

Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-05

5. The Adventures Of Don L, Grandson of Zorro » reviews

The dashing Don L is come to Hogwarts to display his heroism and to free the rich and privileged from the oppressive grip of the poor and less well-bred. Who shall be his targets? Who is the object of his affections? And what is his real identity?

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 3-18-05 - Lucius M. & Severus S.

6. Original Sin reviews

An apocalyptic vision of seduction and dangerous temptation, a short literary essay in prose... This is all three. A tale of sensual terror and historical reference in one part.

Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-13-05

7. Lusty Limericks of Neverland » reviews

Ah, the limerick- the most exalted of poetic genres. And what subject could be more appropriate to it than the artful Captain Hook, his jolly band of rogering rovers, and the other inhabitants of Neverland?

Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-13-05 - Published: 2-6-05

8. The Seemingly Neverending Antics of Lucius Malfoy » reviews

The fifth series of The Story That Will Not Die, and it brings you everything you want so, so much; idiocy, gratuitous slash suggestions, filth, decadence, blond hair, and, of course, absolute pleasure.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 10-16-04 - Lucius M. & Severus S.

9. I Pass Like Night, From Land To Land reviews

A short psychological story about Hook. Despite appearances, not angsty, but more meant to convey a process of growing obsession and restlessness, and to weave intricate and glittering webs of imagery.

Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-04

10. Not Much of a Man by the Light of Day » reviews

Snape has a dark, succulent secret. And you’ll never, ever guess what it is. Go on, have a peep inside. You know you’re just aching to find out. Have I roused your curiosity yet, or do you need further man-handling to be enticed to enter, dear reader?

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 9-1-04 - Severus S.

11. The Depraved Still Ongoing Antics of Lucius Malfoy » reviews

The racy madness continues, as the splendidly gorgeous Lucius Malfoy and his sardonic sidekick, Severus Snape, embark on yet another hilariously warped sequal, now the fourth, of this rather persistent story.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 7-5-04 - Lucius M. & Severus S.

12. I eat ur brane kthnx » reviews

Our golden boys, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy, work together to execute the greatest plan ever made to take over the world while in the service of Lord Voldemort. As always, rather politically incorrect, but rather entertaining, in my superior opinion.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-14-04 - Published: 7-25-04 - Severus S. & Lucius M.

13. The Esteemed & Continuing Antics of Lucius Malfoy » reviews

Welcome, gentle reader. By now you should have realised that the stories contained within this volume are part of a humungous series of heroic epics about none other than the ever charming L. Malfoy and his lovely sidekick, S. Snape.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 6-30-04 - Published: 3-10-04 - Lucius M. & Severus S.

14. Go Lucius Go reviews

An adaptation of the story "Go, dog, go" into more Lucius Malfoy-esque terms. Basically what happens if you consistently replace words with others; the story turns suitably twisted and perverse. And hopefully funny.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-27-04 - Lucius M. & Severus S.

15. Peter Pants and Captain Fag » reviews

Wet and Weedy Productions present a parody of and tribute to the innuendo fest that is Peter Pan. Mainly a parody of the sumptuous 2003 film, but, in passing, the equally promiscuous books are also mocked and loved.

Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 6-25-04 - Published: 5-17-04

16. The Lucius Malfoy Fans' Guide To Smut » reviews

Join me as I stab wildly at the authors of smutty Lucius fics who daringly assume that sexual assault is pleasurable, who use rape as a plot device, and abusive!Lucius as an excuse for characterisation.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-2-04 - Published: 3-20-04 - Lucius M.

17. AntiStumpy's Anti Stumpy Society's The Patriot reviews

This is a revised and improved edition of The Patriot, as approved by Anti-Stumpy's Anti Stumpy Society, who produced this in their own studios at Wet and Weedy Productions. And no, don't take it too seriously.

Patriot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-26-04

18. The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two » reviews

Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 3-7-04 - Published: 1-31-04 - Lucius M. & Severus S.

19. The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy » reviews

Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 1-28-04 - Published: 1-8-04 - Lucius M. & Severus S.