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1. Q Screams for Ice Cream reviews

"Somehow, Picard laments, Q is even more of a presence in the wake of his de-powering than he was as a member of the Continuum."

StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-12 - Q & Picard, J. - Complete

2. Good Boy

"Charles' skin is smooth and pale and warm, his hair as thick as Magneto remembers, all those years back." Set around "X3." Slash.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Published: 1-2-12 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete

3. So I Let My Walls Come Down reviews

Jean's and Charles' relationship is complicated by Apocalypse. Spoilers for the series finale. Contains Charles/Jean friendship, implied Magneto/Charles.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-26-11 - Jean Grey & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

4. These Words Have Never Left a Mouth

On the heels of battling Apocalypse, Charles receives a little help from his friends. Set immediately after the four-part "Beyond Good & Evil" arc from season four. Implied Magneto/Charles.

X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Published: 12-15-11 - Complete

5. Sometimes When We Touch, The Honesty's Too Much reviews

During their captivity in the Savage Land, Charles and Erik reflect on their shared past, and the origins of Brainchild are revealed. Implied Magneto/Charles slash.

X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-30-11 - Complete

6. The Proper Care and Feeding of Professors reviews

Erik cares for a flu-ridden Charles. Post-"Evolution." Magneto/Charles slash.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

7. Stinging and Older, Asleep on Pins reviews

Some forty years into their relationship, Charles broaches the subject of safe sex with Magneto. Slash.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-18-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete

8. Make Up For Lost Time reviews

On the return trip to the mansion after seeing "Wicked," Charles and Magneto find that the play hits a little close to home. Contains Magneto/Charles slash.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

9. Not Not a Hero, Maybe

Magneto is framed, and the X-Men must work to clear his name; rinse and repeat as needed. Also, there are robots. Implied Magneto/Charles. Light spoilers for "Magneto: Not a Hero #1."

X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Published: 11-10-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete

10. Now He's Gone, I Don't Know Why reviews

"He's left enough of her in-tact for her to know who he is; enough for her to be angry or wistful that they've parted ways." Set after "First Class." Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Moira.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete

11. Those Who Can't, Teach reviews

After Apocalypse has been defeated, Magneto moves into the mansion full-time, ostensibly as a teacher. Mixed reactions and wacky hijinx ensue. Contains suggestive Magneto/Charles scenes.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-4-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

12. Something's Waiting Now to Pounce reviews

"'There is nothing I would rather be doing than acquiescing to an abduction by the Master of Magnetism on All Hallows' Eve.'" Magneto/Charles.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete

13. One Night in Westchester reviews

"Charles refuses to call it a 'booty call,' even though that's precisely what it is." Magneto/Charles slash.

X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-11 - Complete

14. Welcome to the Jungle

"He dares to hope that the familiar curve of the helmet is who he thinks it could be." Spoilers for/slight AU of episode 1x16, "Badlands." Implied Magneto/Charles.

Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Published: 10-28-11 - Charles Xavier & Magneto/Eric M. L. - Complete

15. We Have a Chance to Find the Sunshine

Everyone deals with the aftermath of Armageddon in his or her own way. Spoilers for the series finale. Implied Magneto/Charles, Scott/Jean, Scott/Emma.

Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Published: 10-27-11 - Charles Xavier & Magneto/Eric M. L. - Complete

16. And Then There She Was reviews

"Jean and Scott have been practically inseparable ever since Charles introduced them ... and then Logan comes along." Light references to episode 1x20, "Breakdown". Implied Scott/Jean, Logan/Jean, Magneto/Charles.

Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-25-11 - Jean Gray/Phoenix & Scott S. - Complete

17. Crazy Old Man

Sarah aka Marrow ruminates on Charles' arrival in the future and his inclusion into her makeshift mutant family. Set after/spoilers for episode 1x09.

Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Published: 10-21-11 - Charles Xavier & Bishop - Complete

18. The Five Stages of Grief reviews

Magneto copes with Charles' death. Slash. Spoilers for the series finale.

X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-11 - Complete

19. We Didn't Know That It Would Blow Up reviews

Jean goes to Magneto in the wake of Charles' departure from the mortal coil. Softly explicit Magneto/Jean; implied Magneto/Charles. Spoilers for the series finale.

X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-11 - Complete

20. No One Told Me I Was Going To Find You

Charles and Erik meet in Haifa. Set prior to the original animated series. Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Gabrielle.

X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Published: 10-18-11 - Complete

21. And There Is No One With Whom I Would Rather

During a temporary reprieve while running for their lives in the Savage Land, Charles watches Magneto sleep, and ponders the implications of them being there together. Set during the "Reunion" two-parter from the original animated series.

X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Published: 10-17-11 - Complete

22. There Are Things That I Must Unlearn

Jubilee has some questions about Charles' insistence on keeping Magneto alive; Logan tries his best to supply the answers. Set during episode 1x13. Implied Magneto/Charles.

X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Published: 10-13-11 - Complete

23. Black Tie Affair reviews

Bored at a stuffy party, Erik pulls Charles into the bathroom for a brief reprieve. Erik/Charles slash. Set during "First Class."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

24. Safe Behind These Windows

Magneto reflects on the arrival of Charles Xavier to Genosha, and how his life has played out so far, and in the other man's wake. Implied Magneto/Charles. Takes place after episode 1x03.

Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Published: 10-9-11 - Magneto/Eric M. L. & Charles Xavier - Complete

25. Get A Long Little Doggie reviews

Life at the Xavier mansion during Training Week gets even more complicated with the arrival of a surly weiner dog. Set during "First Class." Contains Erik/Charles slash, as well as some questionable dog shenanigans.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete

26. One Step Forward, Two Steps Back reviews

Pietro alerts Charles of what has transpired between Wanda, Magneto, and Mastermind, much to Charles' chagrin. Takes place after "The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe."

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

27. Rise Up To Rule reviews

Azazel teleports Charles away from the CIA base, per Shaw's request. Canon AU, set during "First Class." Implied Erik/Charles.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-3-11 - Xavier, C. & Sebastian S. - Complete

28. Hold It Against Me reviews

"How to be Charles Xavier: Act like a smug dick." Charts Mystique's progress throughout late season two. Implied Magneto/Charles.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-1-11 - Mystique/Raven D. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

29. And You Are Only Just Beginning » reviews

Charles resumes his role as headmaster at the Xavier Institute, and also copes with the task of rebuilding the mansion, keeping track of old acquaintances, and dealing with a very moody Scott Summers. Takes place after 3x02.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-1-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete

30. Til The World Ends » reviews

In Apocalypse's grasp, Charles has little to do but wait. Spoilers for the series finale of "Evolution." Implied Magneto/Charles.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete

31. Making Amends reviews

Sinister contacts Charles for a little chat; Charles is not impressed.

X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-11 - Complete

32. My Love Is Here To Stay reviews

Trapped together in the Genoshan wilderness, Magneto makes an uncomfortable decision in order to help his son Pietro. Warning: Father-son incest.

X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-11 - Complete

33. Stand Up reviews

Pietro hurts his ankle. Magneto is there to help, aka "Dadneto to the rescue!"

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-30-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete

34. We Meet in the Middle reviews

Wanda intends to get her revenge on Magneto, no matter what it entails, even if it means hurting the person closest to her in the world.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-11 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete

35. What a Wicked Thing To Do To Make Me Dream of You » reviews

Erik thinks the nightmares will go away after the beach. They don't. Set a few months after "First Class."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-25-11 - Published: 9-24-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

36. So Don't Be Afraid To Let Them Show reviews

"Charles is born Charlotte Francine Xavier, and he knows from a young age that he is different." Set in pre- and post-"First Class" canon. Features FTM!Charles.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-11 - Xavier, C. & Mystique - Complete

37. The Origin of Species

Charles meets the brilliant geneticist, Erik Lehnsherr, during an otherwise run-of-the-mill internship, and his world turns upside down.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Published: 9-22-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete

38. No One Could Save Me But You » reviews

Erik ruminates on Charles' visits to his cell after he's taken into custody. Set during "X2."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

39. We Are The Ones Who're Gonna Last Forever reviews

Magneto isn't going to let Charles Xavier do something foolish like die without him. Set during episode 1x13 of the original animated series.

X-Men - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-11 - Complete

40. Rest Your Head Close To My Heart, Never To Part reviews

Charles has a secondary mutation, which leads to him birthing Erik's children. Warning: MPREG. Takes place between "First Class" and the original movie trilogy.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

41. Paradise Found » reviews

Wanda's creation isn't perhaps as perfect as it appears. Set during the "House of M" saga. Erik/Charles.

X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-12-11 - Published: 8-22-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete

42. After All, We're Only Ordinary Men » reviews

Magneto intends to make Charles pay for manipulating his mind. Set after the events of "Ultimate X-Men #20."

X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-12-11 - Published: 8-26-11 - Erik L./Magneto & Charles X./Professor X - Complete

43. Caught reviews

After getting caught by Sinister in the Savage Land, Charles is forced to do his bidding by locating Magneto.

X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-11 - Complete

44. Going to the Chapel reviews

Charles and Erik get gay married, "Evolution" style! Takes place some time after the series finale.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-8-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

45. We All Need Somebody To Lean On reviews

Pietro learns a reluctant lesson about slowly starting to trust his father again. Set during season two.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete

46. Reunion reviews

Magneto and his son sit down and talk. Takes place directly after the events of "Speed and Spyke," aka episode 1x5.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete

47. Fast Times At Bayville High reviews

Pietro takes a ride with Lance in his Jeep. Quicksilver/Avalanche slash.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete

48. I Never Really Cared Until I Met You reviews

Magneto comes home. Erik/Charles. Takes place shortly after the series finale.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

49. I Know They Want Me Dead reviews

After the events of "Operation: Rebirth" season two, Magneto recharges at the Xavier mansion, in more ways than one. Implied Erik/Charles.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

50. Family Ties reviews

Captured by Mystique as bait for his father, Pietro, and later Magneto, reflect on the nature of family, and where they go from here. Spoilers for the series finale.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete

51. Stuck in the Middle of It All » reviews

Moira struggles with her attraction to Charles Xavier, while Charles struggles to learn some boundaries. Implied Charles/Moira, Erik/Charles. Based on some deleted scenes from "First Class."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 9-1-11 - Moira MacTaggert & Xavier, C. - Complete

52. Priori Pevensie » reviews

Mr. Tumnus is a bad little faun, as Erik soon finds out. An "X-Men: First Class" and "Chronicles of Narnia" crossover.

Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 9-1-11 - Magneto & Tumnus - Complete

53. Attack of the Clones » reviews

Charles, Erik and company have to deal with the sudden influx of Charleses and Eriks from other universes and time periods at the mansion. Set during "First Class." Total, unabashed crack.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 8-26-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

54. Maternal Instincts

Charles reluctantly babysits the infantilized Erik for a weekend while Moira attends a genetics conference.

X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Published: 9-3-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete

55. Family Circus reviews

Magneto and his brood attend family therapy, run by a terribly unhelpful Mystique. Warning: Implied MPREG.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

56. I Remember When I Lost My Mind reviews

Magneto seeks out an old friend after putting Wanda away. Spoilers for season two of "Evolution."

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete

57. Captivate Me By Your Resonating Light reviews

Charles uses the leverage of his friendship with Magneto to negotiate the details of his peace mission to Asteroid M., but Fabian Cortez gets in his way. Set during the "Sanctuary" two-parter. Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Amelia.

X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-11 - Complete

58. Distance Makes Us Wise reviews

Erik comes back. Set after "First Class."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

59. Trying Hard Not To Be Ashamed reviews

Erik has to ward off the advances of a drunken, handsy Charles, even though he doesn't really want to resist. Takes place during the infamous "First Class" road trip.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

60. Going Forward » reviews

Erik visits Charles several months after that fateful day on the beach.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-12-11 - Published: 6-24-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

61. The Emperor's New Clothes reviews

Charles and Erik go clothes shopping together. Set sometime during their stay at the mansion during "First Class."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

62. What You See Is What You Get reviews

Scott sees something not meant for his eyes. Erik/Charles. Set between "First Class" and the first film in the original trilogy.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-9-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete

63. Muir Island Is No Good For You » reviews

Charles visits Moira and the newly-infantilized Erik on Muir Island.

X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 8-5-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete

64. Cellmates » reviews

After learning of Sinister's plans for them in the Savage Land, Charles and Magneto try to comfort one another.

X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 8-6-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete

65. Wounded » reviews

Charles receives an unexpected phone call. Spoilers for "First Class."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-3-11 - Published: 7-17-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

66. You're Living in a Man's World reviews

Moira MacTaggert discovers that mutants exist, and nothing is ever the same after that. Implied Erik/Charles, Charles/Moira.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-11 - Moira MacTaggert & Xavier, C. - Complete

67. But There's Someone Who's Torn It Apart reviews

Charles finds a way to cope with the aftermath of Cuba. Erik finds out. Warning: Self-injury. Spoilers for "First Class."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

68. Remember Me reviews

Written for a 1stclass-kink prompt: Charles loses his memory and Erik tries to convince him that they are lovers.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-25-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

69. Thanks For Staying on the Winning Team reviews

Magneto eases into his leadership of the Brotherhood, aka Team Crappy Apartment.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

70. Magneto on a Plane reviews

Or, five reasons Magneto will never fly American Airlines again.

X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-11 - Complete

71. Control reviews

Magneto recognizes Charles Xavier instantly, even without hair; even with the excessive bruises and blood and the swelling of his face.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

72. DeEvolution reviews

Five ways Charles thought running a school for mutants would be better than it is.

X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L.

73. While Love Commands You reviews

Erik and Charles become domestic partners, circa 1982. Spoilers for "First Class."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-5-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

74. Afterthought reviews

Charles falls ill after overusing Cerebro. Erik offers his assistance.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-29-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete

75. Point Blank reviews

AU. Charles goes after Erik into Sebastian Shaw's submarine. Set during "First Class."

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-27-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete

76. Erik & Charles' Excellent Adventure reviews

Erik and Charles have several zany adventures during their infamous mutant recruitment road trip. Spoilers for "X-Men: First Class," and warnings for recreational drug and alcohol use. Written with patientalien.

X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-22-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete

77. Le Morte de Pussy Magnifico

Ferus Olin had a fluff pittin named Pussy Magnifico. Part of the winduwatchers universe. Written with patientalien.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Published: 5-23-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Darth Vader - Complete

78. Big Trouble in Little Gstaad reviews

Anka's not finished with Archer yet. Spoilers for episode 2x01.

Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-22-11 - Complete

79. A Home is a House Your Heart Makes reviews

One Padawan's efforts to make a shared living space, well, liveable.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-11 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete

80. Intro to Academic Advising

Rusty gets a day job.

Crossover - Venture Brothers & Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Published: 3-3-11 - Rusty V. & Jeff W. - Complete

81. Fifty Ways to Love Your Coworkers reviews

With all of the office romance at ISIS, it's a wonder anything else gets accomplished.

Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-18-10 - Complete

82. Five Ways the Mighty One Could Have Died

Sometimes, even destiny can't keep Mighty Max safe from harm. Warning: Character death.

Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Published: 12-13-10 - Complete

83. The Change reviews

Ahsoka's not a girl, not yet a woman. Set during season three, but does not contain spoilers.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-8-10 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete

84. Cell Phone Tango reviews

Edward and Jacob's animosity is further fueled by text messaging.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-10 - Edward & Jacob - Complete

85. Shall We Dance? reviews

The Mighty One is a natural at DDR; Norman, not so much.

Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-10 - Complete

86. Armageddon Again reviews

It's the end of the world all over again, and Skullmaster has the upper hand.

Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-13-10 - Complete

87. Five Times Virgil Failed the Mighty One reviews

... and one time he didn't.

Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-10 - Complete

88. Private Dancer reviews

Toki discovers a new talent. Written for ftw302 for Hearts & Guts 2010.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-4-10 - Toki W. & W. Murderface - Complete

89. The Ballad of Natebecca reviews

Charles observes the celebrity supernova that is Natebecca. Charles/Nathan friendship.

Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete

90. Dethopoly reviews

Someone has to be the banker. Co-written with D for brutalbusiness' January challenge.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete

91. Staged reviews

Nathan copes with Charles' departure in stages; Charles contemplates his next move. Written for elanorofcastile for Yuletide 2009. Spoilers through the season three premiere.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete

92. A Spark of Inspiration reviews

Luanne considers who inspires her; Bobby considers the repercussions of animal testing; and Hank doesn't want to talk about Chuck Mangione. Written for Missy for Yuletide 2009.

King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete

93. Two Jedi and a Tentacle Monster reviews

An encounter with a tentacled creature leaves Obi-Wan pregnant, and everybody else just really, really amused. Written for Jedi Mistletoe 2009 for pronker.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-25-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete

94. Pyre reviews

Charles is released from his earthly duties. Spoilers for "Dethrelease".

Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete

95. Here and There reviews

Charles tries to fit back into his Dethklok mold. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Charles/Nathan slash.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete

96. Don't Fucks With Toki reviews

Toki rapes people and had adventures; a satire of the fandom motif that Toki is the Dethklok bicycle. For D.

Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-8-09 - Toki W. - Complete

97. The Price of Revenge reviews

The Metal Masked Assassin knows exactly how to get under Charles' skin. Alternate ending for "Dethrelease". Contains a bit of gore.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete

98. Burzum's Boy reviews

Nathan has the chance encounter of a lifetime. Written for brutalbusiness' November 2009 theme month prompt.

Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-09 - Nathan E. & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

99. Buttered Bread reviews

It's been nine months and Nathan wants some answers. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Slash.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete

100. Thanksgivingklok reviews

The most brutal metal band in the world has to work on Thanksgiving. Brutal.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-26-09 - Complete

101. Charles in Charge reviews

Even the robot has a birthday. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Apologies for the lame pun in the title. Not really.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

102. Fellatioklok reviews

Charles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

103. Dethpiggie reviews

Murderface gets a new pet.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-09 - W. Murderface - Complete

104. Your Call is Important to Us reviews

On a routine and irritating service call, Anakin unexpectedly catches up with an old friend. Set during "The Clone Wars". Kitster!fic. Written with D.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-4-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Lumiya - Complete

105. What Happens on Corellia » reviews

A run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,547 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 6-26-09 - Asajji Ventress & Obi- Wan - Complete

106. Life, After reviews

Siri went a little nuts after Ferus left the Order.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Siri T. - Complete

107. Recovery reviews

In the wake of tragedy, Ahsoka reflects on who her Master is, and what he means to her.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-09 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete

108. Paternal Affairs reviews

Sometimes, ignorance truly is bliss.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-2-09 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete

109. Come What May reviews

Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place ... except when it doesn't. Spoilers for episodes and concepts from season two; NOT a songfic.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-16-09 - Obi- Wan - Complete

110. Five Ways That Bella Could Have Kicked It reviews

It's a wonder she lasted that first year in Forks. Written for aizome's birthday.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete

111. Five Things That Shouldn't Have Happened to Ahsoka reviews

Summary: No one told Ahsoka that her Padawanship was gonna be this way. Written with the wife.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-31-09 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete

112. The Couch reviews

Stan and Kyle make an amazing discovery.

South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-23-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete

113. Payment in Kind reviews

It's a long flight to the Outer Rim. Takes place immediately after the season one finale of Clone Wars; alternate title: Ziro prison!fic.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-10-09 - Ziro the Hutt & Anakin S.

114. No Suit, Skin reviews

The Vocoder technology may open up an unwanted can of worms, or whatever it is that dolphins eat. Warning: Literal interpretation of the joke in the title.

SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete

115. A Trip Down Mammary Lane reviews

A mission to Orto Plutonia makes Anakin reflect on his former Master, and a particularly irritating habit of his. Also, there are boobs. Based on the Clone Wars episode, Trespass. Written with D.

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-20-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

116. Master of Disguise reviews

Forced participation in a youngling holiday celebration leads Anakin to concoct a peculiar revenge for his former Master. Written with D. Set during the Clone Wars; slight spoilers for episode 1x04.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

117. Viral Vision reviews

A dull mission in the Outer Rim finds Anakin and the 501st partaking in some pretty dubious activities. Written with D. Based on preview clips from episode 1x05 of the Clone Wars TV series; no intentional spoilers for the episode.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

118. Looking for Love in Alderaan Places reviews

As the Empire grows roots, Obi-Wan settles into solitude on Tatooine; the Organa family tucks into child-rearing; and Ferus Olin is a gardener. Also, for some reason, Garen is still alive. Based on Last of the Jedi by Jude Watson. Written with D.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-26-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Darth Vader - Complete

119. A Wife's Duty reviews

Being the wife of Lord Vader isn't as glamorous as it may seem from afar; AU, set after Episode III.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala - Complete

120. The Others reviews

Order 66 couldn't have been the only function programmed into the clones.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

121. Just Between Us Girls reviews

Darra has some womanly problems. Siri has the solution. Harrison has a sandwich. Hayden bought a tractor! Written with patientalien for Nic. Happy birthday!

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-08 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete

122. Of Padawans & Proper Pet Care reviews

Anakin learns the responsibilities of proper pet care. Written with patientalien, and based largely off of our winduwatchers roleplaying game, as well as the Jedi Quest book series by Jude Watson.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

123. Uninhibited reviews

Anakin has never seen his Master truly relax. Slash. Written with patientalien.

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

124. The Rule reviews

He should have known better by now. Written for D. Please note that the concept of The Rule is lifted almost entirely from Scrubs.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

125. Friends Forever reviews

Max finds that his notoriety as the Mighty One has its drawbacks.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete

126. Punch Line reviews

Even Virgil can be pushed a little too far sometimes.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-07 - Complete

127. Smooth Operator reviews

Scarab realizes that Heka has an incredibly sexy telephone voice. Inspired by a very silly IM conversation with mendeia. Crack!fic.

Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-19-07 - Scarab & Heka - Complete

128. Sheets of Egyptian Cotton reviews

Evil truly does lurk around every corner. Written for mendeia. Crack!fic.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-07 - Complete

129. Complications reviews

He hadn't meant for it to happen exactly as it did – killing Prince Rapses, that is. Rated for descriptions of violence.

Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-2-07 - Complete

130. Paparazzi Girl reviews

Jimmy had never really gotten the hang of the Internet. Chazz and Jimmy friendship.

Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete

131. Raising the Bar reviews

Their friendship had only existed in a dingy bar and even then, only barely. A Chazz and Stranz friendship story. Slashy.

Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-07 - Chazz M. M. & Stranz vW. - Complete

132. Laid Up reviews

Post movie. Jimmy gets appointed Chazz's babysitter while his ankle heals. Written with vzg. Slash, various pairings.

Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete

133. Cabin Fever reviews

Jimmy had been to the cabin before.

Blades of Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-07 - Jimmy M. & Coach - Complete

134. Sex, Lies & Celebrity Stalking reviews

The ballad of Hector. Wherein everybody's favorite stalker is back! Slashy.

Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete

135. Daddy Dearest reviews

Jimmy gets a potentially life changing phone call. Could have slashy undertones if you squint.

Blades of Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-07 - Jimmy M. & Darren M. - Complete

136. Practice Makes Perfect reviews

'Chazz taught me a couple of things'. Slash.

Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-3-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete

137. Call Center reviews

Beavis and Butthead are unceremoniously dispatched from their jobs at Burger World, and seek new, albeit still sucky employment. Any resemblance to actual and living call centers is purely coincidental. Really.

Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete

138. Tableau reviews

My 1sentence challenge for Star Wars fandom, specifically, Anakin and Ferus. Slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete

139. Let Sleeping Demons Lie reviews

Written for 1fandom's fifty prompt challenge. Pretty much all the characters are represented here in some small way.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-06 - Complete

140. Padme's Perfect Peach reviews

How does Anakin love Padme? Watch him ruminate on it in the most cliched and euphemism filled way possible.

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala - Complete

141. The First Step to Acceptance reviews

Obi Wan has a problem. Anakin has a question. Madam Nu just has the goods. Rated for silly porno vid descriptions. Implied slash.

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

142. False Starts reviews

Ferus reminisces, and Obi Wan tries dejectedly to move on. Set during Jude Watson's Last of the Jedi series, and takes place soon after Episode III. Slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-06 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete

143. Much Ado About Lunch reviews

The Chosen One is a solitary figure, including, it seems, at mealtimes. Cowritten with patientalien. Anakin is about eleven here, so this fits snugly just before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

144. Lost & Found

Three years later, and Ferus doesn't understand why he can't let his emotions surrounding the mysterious circumstances of his old Master's disappearance go. Based on a little inconsistency snafu regarding Ferus' Padawanship, as written by Jude Watson.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

145. Hands Free reviews

Yoda, um. Masturbates. Really. This wasn't my idea, but sadly, I've probably written worse. Takes place in the Jedi Quest universe, because I am a total Jude Watson slut.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-06 - Yoda - Complete

146. Slouching Towards Tradition reviews

Anakin makes a present for his Master's birthday. Set just before the Jedi Quest Special Edition by Jude Watson. Could be considered slash.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

147. Eye of the Storm reviews

Written with patientalien. One take on how Anakin got that infamous scar. Implied Anakin and Obi Wan slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

148. Knowing How to Get By

Sometimes, Anakin has to learn how to survive on his own. Written for alphabetasoup's T is for Thief challenge, and heavily inspired by parallels of Anakin to Aladdin.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

149. Beware the Fury of a Quiet Man

Anakin never does anything quietly. Written for alphabetasoup's K for Kaboom challenge.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

150. Strip Tease reviews

Dooku learns the hard way just what Emperor Palpatine does to unwind. Implied slash. Rated higher for shirtless, sweaty Anakin flesh.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-06 - E. Palpatine & Anakin Skywalker - Complete

151. Nightmares & Dreamscapes reviews

Anakin doesn't sleep so well. Implied slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

152. Abandonment reviews

A series of similarly themed drabbles focusing on, basically, how Obi Wan never catches a break. Implied Master and Padawan slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete

153. Recapitulation reviews

Anakin returns to Coruscant after the events of Episode II a changed man. Implied Obi Wan and Anakin slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

154. Found reviews

Written for the Xanatos challenge on the jajq community on LiveJournal, and also to satisfy my own urges to write Mace Windu with an afro. On a standard trip to Telos, Qui Gon finds something unexpected.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Qui-Gon J. & Xanatos - Complete

155. Swimfan reviews

Anakin learns how to swim. Written with patientalien, and set a few years before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series. Fluff.

Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

156. Shimmersilk reviews

An AU version of Jude Watson's Jedi Quest 8, The Changing of the Guard. Anakin assumes the identity of a flirtacious female villain in order to catch a dangerous group of crooks. Slashy, if you really look for it.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

157. The Chosen One Club reviews

The paths of four heroes cross, with somewhat disastrous results. If you can pick out all the fandoms involved, you win a cookie.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

158. Forever & Always reviews

One perspective on what really should have happened at the end of season five regarding Brian and Justin's relationship.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

159. Hot Wheels reviews

So much of Brian and Justin's relationship can be paralled by Brian's vehicle history.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

160. Taking Your Calls reviews

Your first impression of Brian Kinney is that you should probably be a lot more terrified of him than you are. One of the fandom's few Cynthia stories. Implied Brian and Justin.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

161. One Fine Day reviews

Todd is fine.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

162. The Fabulous Life of Justin Taylor reviews

While visiting Justin in Hollywood, Brian has a close encounter of the celebrity kind.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Brian K. & Justin T. - Complete

163. New Flame, Old Trick reviews

Ben isn't the first person to be intrigued by Brian and Justin's 'relationship'. Set during early season two.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

164. Kiss the Cook reviews

Summoning the Mighty One is one of the few joys that Virgil and Norman allow themselves. Crackfic.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete

165. A New Hope reviews

A savior is born, and destiny lies in wait. Title is shamelessly stolen from George Lucas. A prequel of sorts to the series at large.

Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete

166. Plugging Away reviews

The day before their big project for History class is due is pretty much exactly when Max remembers that, one, it was assigned, and two, it's not finished. Contains Max and Bea subtext if you squint. Crackfic.

Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete

167. The One Where Cartman Totally Fags Out reviews

Cartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-21-06 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete

168. Out reviews

Kyle and Stan take the plunge. Slash, crackfic. Written as a small belated tribute to National Coming Out Day 2006.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-12-06 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete

169. Pierced reviews

Richie explores some previously uncharted territory. Takes place between seasons one and two. Implied slash, fluff.

Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete

170. That Way reviews

Virgil and Richie showcase their mastery of the art of avoidance. Slash.

Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete

171. Anakina Jolie reviews

Anakin is pregnant. Yes, really. Written in the form of nine separate 100 word drabbles. Slash, MPREG, and sheer idiocy contained herein.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-19-05 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

172. Severance reviews

Anakin is Knighted. Takes place between Episodes II and III. Implied slash.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-05 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

173. The One Where Brian Has A Giant Vagina reviews

No, really. Sort of 513 centric. Read at your own risk.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-05 - Complete

174. Settle reviews

Obi Wan brings Luke to Tatooine to meet his new relatives. Set immediately after RotS.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-05 - Obi-Wan K. & Luke S. - Complete

175. Last Licks reviews

Brian counts down the days until Justin leaves for Hollywood. End of season four fic, devoid of season five spoilers.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-05 - Complete

176. On My Honor » reviews

Brian is a counselor at a Boy Scout summer camp, and Justin is one of his young charges. Sparks fly, complications arise, and somebody will probably be gay. AU. ON HIATUS.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 1-19-05 - Brian K. & Justin T.

177. Chicken Soup for the Asshole's Soul reviews

The first time cancer hits close to home, it's when your father tells you that he's dying from it. Gapfiller for episodes 406 through 409.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-22-04 - Complete

178. Song & Dance reviews

You think about all the times he put his neck on the line for you, and it makes your inability to save him just this once seem like even more of a failure. An AU glance at episode 122.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-04 - Complete

179. Mistaken reviews

You think maybe it was a mistake leaving Brian, and you wonder if he knows it, too. A remix of episodes 301 through 308.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-22-04 - Complete

180. Nightwatch reviews

AU of 201. What if Justin had learned of Brian's nightly hospital visits?

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-16-04 - Complete

181. Eau de Brian reviews

Brian and Michael should never, ever get bored. Vague spoilers through season four.

Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-04 - Complete

182. Losing My Religion reviews

Brian observes his faith at a number of intervals throughout his life. Named after that REM song spoilers through 410.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-04 - Complete

183. Underwhere? reviews

Brian has trouble keeping track of his clothes. Set in season four, but devoid of spoilers.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-16-04 - Complete

184. Up & At Em reviews

Sometimes, Brian thinks that his life would have been much easier had Justin and Michael never met. Spoilers through 410.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-16-04 - Complete

185. Proof Positive reviews

Alternative ending and kind of an extension on a scene from 408. Justin wants proof, and Brian realizes that the third time's a charm.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-04 - Complete

186. Puppy Love » reviews

Written at the request of sogay, who wanted Justin to give Brian a puppy. Spoilers up to 409.

Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-13-04 - Published: 6-12-04 - Complete

187. Baby Talk reviews

Gus speaks and everybody listens. Set during season four, but does not include concurrent spoilers.

Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-04 - Complete

188. Low Balling reviews

Sometimes, Justin just can't resist. Spoilers up through 409.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-04 - Complete

189. Eat the Meat reviews

Hunter gets a new job. Spoilers for seasons 4 and 5.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-04 - Complete

190. Entrepreneurial Endeavors reviews

If anybody was going to sell Brian Kinney, it would be him.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-4-04 - Complete

191. Green Eyed Monster reviews

Gapfiller for 215. Michael and Justin collaborate on Rage. Brian convinces himself that he doesn't do jealousy.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-04 - Complete

192. Lying in Wait reviews

Set during the early summer between seasons 1 and 2. Justin is still in a coma. Brian is still curiously absent. Jennifer's POV. Angst, angst, angst, essentially.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-04 - Complete

193. Taylor Made reviews

Brian introspects about Justin's ... clothing. Set during the tailend of season three, during Justin's stint as a fake hustler.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-04 - Complete

194. Two Babies reviews

Brian and Justin babysit Gus for the weekend.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-24-04 - Complete

195. Coping Mechanisms reviews

Brian and Justin disagree on priorities. My speculations based on various spoilers I've read for season four.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-04 - Complete

196. Dudes & Chicks reviews

Beavis has some questions that even Butthead can't answer.

Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-14-03 - Complete

197. Eggnog reviews

In their latest of a slew of temporary lairs, Dr. Drakken and Shego share a moment of serenity. Also, alcohol.

Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-12-03 - Shego & Drakken - Complete

198. Friendly Foe reviews

Seeking a bit of rare solitude, Kim steps outside of her immediate world, and runs into a certain archnemesis with a peculiar penchant for green.

Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-11-03 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete

199. Don't Drop The Soap reviews

Valmont experiences the various atrocities of prison. Set during the second season.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03 - Valmont & Chow - Complete

200. Plugged In reviews

Set immediately after 'The New Atlantis'. Uncle makes good on his promise to sell Valmont's shoes.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-11-03 - Uncle C. & Valmont - Complete

201. Altering Fate reviews

What was going on in Virgil's head during the 'Pandora's Box' episodes? Probably a lot more than Max or Norman gave him credit for.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-03 - Complete

202. Jab reviews

Midterms suck, even in the Wizarding world. Written as a birthday gift for a few LiveJournal friends.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-8-03 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

203. Possessed reviews

Shendu prods Valmont during tea time. Slashy undertones.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-15-03 - Valmont & Shendu - Complete

204. Wrong? reviews

A short piece centered around Virgil's overall behavior and attitude in 'Max Versus Max'.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-11-02 - Complete

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