| Citizenjess |
Author has written 177 stories for Mighty Max, Jackie Chan Adventures, Harry Potter, Kim Possible, Beavis and Butt-Head, Star Wars, Static Shock, South Park, Blades of Glory, Mummies Alive!, SeaQuest, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Twilight, Metalocalypse, King Of The Hill, Archer, Venture Brothers, X-Men: The Movie, X-Men: Evolution, X-Men, X-Men, Wolverine & the X-Men, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Community, and Chronicles of Narnia. I am "citizenjess" here, as well as on LiveJournal (where I also archive drabbles), AdultFanfiction.Net (for, well, you know), and Archive of Our Own. Due to formatting/quality issues, I've removed all of my "Queer as Folk" stuff from this site; it remains archived at Across the Pond (username: "morningsunshine"), however. At this point in time, I have no plans to continue writing "On My Honor." I often co-write with my wife, "patientalien"(listed as "D" on some of our older stuff); look for her in my Favorite Authors list. We both like poop humor, abusing semi-colons, fictional dudebros, the Germanic terms for genitalia, and shoehorning references to our cats into our stories a whole lot. | |||||||
1. The War Outside Our Door Keeps Raging On reviewsObi-Wan reflects on his latest mission; Anakin reflects on his poor dietary habits. Contains Obi-Wan/Ventress. Warning: Poop humor. Spoilers through 4x22.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-3-12 - Obi- Wan & Asajji Ventress - Complete2. I'm Never Gonna Fall, But I'm Never Hard to Catch reviewsObi-Wan and Ventress have a little typical, hardcore, casual sex.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-12 - Asajji Ventress & Obi- Wan - Complete3. Q Screams for Ice Cream reviews"Somehow, Picard laments, Q is even more of a presence in the wake of his de-powering than he was as a member of the Continuum."StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-12 - Q & J. Picard - Complete4. Good Boy"Charles' skin is smooth and pale and warm, his hair as thick as Magneto remembers, all those years back." Set around "X3." Slash.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Published: 1-2-12 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete5. So I Let My Walls Come Down reviewsJean's and Charles' relationship is complicated by Apocalypse. Spoilers for the series finale. Contains Charles/Jean friendship, implied Magneto/Charles.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-26-11 - Jean Grey & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete6. These Words Have Never Left a MouthOn the heels of battling Apocalypse, Charles receives a little help from his friends. Set immediately after the four-part "Beyond Good & Evil" arc from season four. Implied Magneto/Charles.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Published: 12-15-11 - Complete7. Sometimes When We Touch, The Honesty's Too Much reviewsDuring their captivity in the Savage Land, Charles and Erik reflect on their shared past, and the origins of Brainchild are revealed. Implied Magneto/Charles slash.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-30-11 - Complete8. The Proper Care and Feeding of Professors reviewsErik cares for a flu-ridden Charles. Post-"Evolution." Magneto/Charles slash.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete9. Stinging and Older, Asleep on Pins reviewsSome forty years into their relationship, Charles broaches the subject of safe sex with Magneto. Slash.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-18-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete10. Make Up For Lost Time reviewsOn the return trip to the mansion after seeing "Wicked," Charles and Magneto find that the play hits a little close to home. Contains Magneto/Charles slash.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete11. Not Not a Hero, MaybeMagneto is framed, and the X-Men must work to clear his name; rinse and repeat as needed. Also, there are robots. Implied Magneto/Charles. Light spoilers for "Magneto: Not a Hero #1."X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Published: 11-10-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete12. Now He's Gone, I Don't Know Why reviews"He's left enough of her in-tact for her to know who he is; enough for her to be angry or wistful that they've parted ways." Set after "First Class." Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Moira.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete13. Those Who Can't, Teach reviewsAfter Apocalypse has been defeated, Magneto moves into the mansion full-time, ostensibly as a teacher. Mixed reactions and wacky hijinx ensue. Contains suggestive Magneto/Charles scenes.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete14. Something's Waiting Now to Pounce reviews"'There is nothing I would rather be doing than acquiescing to an abduction by the Master of Magnetism on All Hallows' Eve.'" Magneto/Charles.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete15. One Night in Westchester reviews"Charles refuses to call it a 'booty call,' even though that's precisely what it is." Magneto/Charles slash.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-11 - Complete16. Welcome to the Jungle"He dares to hope that the familiar curve of the helmet is who he thinks it could be." Spoilers for/slight AU of episode 1x16, "Badlands." Implied Magneto/Charles.Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Published: 10-28-11 - Charles Xavier & Magneto/Eric M. L. - Complete17. We Have a Chance to Find the SunshineEveryone deals with the aftermath of Armageddon in his or her own way. Spoilers for the series finale. Implied Magneto/Charles, Scott/Jean, Scott/Emma.Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Published: 10-27-11 - Charles Xavier & Magneto/Eric M. L. - Complete18. And Then There She Was reviews"Jean and Scott have been practically inseparable ever since Charles introduced them ... and then Logan comes along." Light references to episode 1x20, "Breakdown". Implied Scott/Jean, Logan/Jean, Magneto/Charles.Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-25-11 - Jean Gray/Phoenix & Scott S. - Complete19. Crazy Old ManSarah aka Marrow ruminates on Charles' arrival in the future and his inclusion into her makeshift mutant family. Set after/spoilers for episode 1x09.Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Published: 10-21-11 - Charles Xavier & Bishop - Complete20. The Five Stages of Grief reviewsMagneto copes with Charles' death. Slash. Spoilers for the series finale.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-11 - Complete21. We Didn't Know That It Would Blow Up reviewsJean goes to Magneto in the wake of Charles' departure from the mortal coil. Softly explicit Magneto/Jean; implied Magneto/Charles. Spoilers for the series finale.X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-11 - Complete22. No One Told Me I Was Going To Find YouCharles and Erik meet in Haifa. Set prior to the original animated series. Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Gabrielle.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Published: 10-18-11 - Complete23. And There Is No One With Whom I Would RatherDuring a temporary reprieve while running for their lives in the Savage Land, Charles watches Magneto sleep, and ponders the implications of them being there together. Set during the "Reunion" two-parter from the original animated series.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Published: 10-17-11 - Complete24. There Are Things That I Must UnlearnJubilee has some questions about Charles' insistence on keeping Magneto alive; Logan tries his best to supply the answers. Set during episode 1x13. Implied Magneto/Charles.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Published: 10-13-11 - Complete25. Black Tie Affair reviewsBored at a stuffy party, Erik pulls Charles into the bathroom for a brief reprieve. Erik/Charles slash. Set during "First Class."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete26. Safe Behind These WindowsMagneto reflects on the arrival of Charles Xavier to Genosha, and how his life has played out so far, and in the other man's wake. Implied Magneto/Charles. Takes place after episode 1x03.Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Published: 10-9-11 - Magneto/Eric M. L. & Charles Xavier - Complete27. Get A Long Little Doggie reviewsLife at the Xavier mansion during Training Week gets even more complicated with the arrival of a surly weiner dog. Set during "First Class." Contains Erik/Charles slash, as well as some questionable dog shenanigans.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete28. One Step Forward, Two Steps Back reviewsPietro alerts Charles of what has transpired between Wanda, Magneto, and Mastermind, much to Charles' chagrin. Takes place after "The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe."X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete29. Rise Up To Rule reviewsAzazel teleports Charles away from the CIA base, per Shaw's request. Canon AU, set during "First Class." Implied Erik/Charles.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-11 - Xavier, C. & Sebastian S. - Complete30. Hold It Against Me reviews"How to be Charles Xavier: Act like a smug dick." Charts Mystique's progress throughout late season two. Implied Magneto/Charles.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-1-11 - Mystique/Raven D. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete31. And You Are Only Just Beginning » reviewsCharles resumes his role as headmaster at the Xavier Institute, and also copes with the task of rebuilding the mansion, keeping track of old acquaintances, and dealing with a very moody Scott Summers. Takes place after 3x02.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-1-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete32. Til The World Ends » reviewsIn Apocalypse's grasp, Charles has little to do but wait. Spoilers for the series finale of "Evolution." Implied Magneto/Charles.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete33. Making Amends reviewsSinister contacts Charles for a little chat; Charles is not impressed.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-11 - Complete34. My Love Is Here To Stay reviewsTrapped together in the Genoshan wilderness, Magneto makes an uncomfortable decision in order to help his son Pietro. Warning: Father-son incest.X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-11 - Complete35. Stand Up reviewsPietro hurts his ankle. Magneto is there to help, aka "Dadneto to the rescue!"X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-30-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete36. We Meet in the Middle reviewsWanda intends to get her revenge on Magneto, no matter what it entails, even if it means hurting the person closest to her in the world.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-11 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete37. What a Wicked Thing To Do To Make Me Dream of You » reviewsErik thinks the nightmares will go away after the beach. They don't. Set a few months after "First Class."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-25-11 - Published: 9-24-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete38. So Don't Be Afraid To Let Them Show reviews"Charles is born Charlotte Francine Xavier, and he knows from a young age that he is different." Set in pre- and post-"First Class" canon. Features FTM!Charles.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-11 - Xavier, C. & Mystique - Complete39. The Origin of SpeciesCharles meets the brilliant geneticist, Erik Lehnsherr, during an otherwise run-of-the-mill internship, and his world turns upside down.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Published: 9-22-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete40. No One Could Save Me But You » reviewsErik ruminates on Charles' visits to his cell after he's taken into custody. Set during "X2."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-19-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete41. We Are The Ones Who're Gonna Last Forever reviewsMagneto isn't going to let Charles Xavier do something foolish like die without him. Set during episode 1x13 of the original animated series.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-11 - Complete42. Rest Your Head Close To My Heart, Never To Part reviewsCharles has a secondary mutation, which leads to him birthing Erik's children. Warning: MPREG. Takes place between "First Class" and the original movie trilogy.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete43. Paradise Found » reviewsWanda's creation isn't perhaps as perfect as it appears. Set during the "House of M" saga. Erik/Charles.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-12-11 - Published: 8-22-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete44. After All, We're Only Ordinary Men » reviewsMagneto intends to make Charles pay for manipulating his mind. Set after the events of "Ultimate X-Men #20."X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-12-11 - Published: 8-26-11 - Erik L./Magneto & Charles X./Professor X - Complete45. Caught reviewsAfter getting caught by Sinister in the Savage Land, Charles is forced to do his bidding by locating Magneto.X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-11 - Complete46. Going to the Chapel reviewsCharles and Erik get gay married, "Evolution" style! Takes place some time after the series finale.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete47. We All Need Somebody To Lean On reviewsPietro learns a reluctant lesson about slowly starting to trust his father again. Set during season two.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete48. Reunion reviewsMagneto and his son sit down and talk. Takes place directly after the events of "Speed and Spyke," aka episode 1x5.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete49. Fast Times At Bayville High reviewsPietro takes a ride with Lance in his Jeep. Quicksilver/Avalanche slash.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete50. I Never Really Cared Until I Met You reviewsMagneto comes home. Erik/Charles. Takes place shortly after the series finale.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete51. I Know They Want Me Dead reviewsAfter the events of "Operation: Rebirth" season two, Magneto recharges at the Xavier mansion, in more ways than one. Implied Erik/Charles.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete52. Family Ties reviewsCaptured by Mystique as bait for his father, Pietro, and later Magneto, reflect on the nature of family, and where they go from here. Spoilers for the series finale.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete53. Stuck in the Middle of It All » reviewsMoira struggles with her attraction to Charles Xavier, while Charles struggles to learn some boundaries. Implied Charles/Moira, Erik/Charles. Based on some deleted scenes from "First Class."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 9-1-11 - Moira MacTaggert & Xavier, C. - Complete54. Priori Pevensie » reviewsMr. Tumnus is a bad little faun, as Erik soon finds out. An "X-Men: First Class" and "Chronicles of Narnia" crossover.Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 9-1-11 - Magneto & Tumnus - Complete55. Attack of the Clones » reviewsCharles, Erik and company have to deal with the sudden influx of Charleses and Eriks from other universes and time periods at the mansion. Set during "First Class." Total, unabashed crack.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 8-26-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete56. Maternal Instincts reviewsCharles reluctantly babysits the infantilized Erik for a weekend while Moira attends a genetics conference.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-3-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete57. Family Circus reviewsMagneto and his brood attend family therapy, run by a terribly unhelpful Mystique. Warning: Implied MPREG.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete58. I Remember When I Lost My Mind reviewsMagneto seeks out an old friend after putting Wanda away. Spoilers for season two of "Evolution."X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete59. Captivate Me By Your Resonating Light reviewsCharles uses the leverage of his friendship with Magneto to negotiate the details of his peace mission to Asteroid M., but Fabian Cortez gets in his way. Set during the "Sanctuary" two-parter. Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Amelia.X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-11 - Complete60. Distance Makes Us Wise reviewsErik comes back. Set after "First Class."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete61. Trying Hard Not To Be Ashamed reviewsErik has to ward off the advances of a drunken, handsy Charles, even though he doesn't really want to resist. Takes place during the infamous "First Class" road trip.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete62. Going Forward » reviewsErik visits Charles several months after that fateful day on the beach.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-12-11 - Published: 6-24-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete63. The Emperor's New Clothes reviewsCharles and Erik go clothes shopping together. Set sometime during their stay at the mansion during "First Class."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-11-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete64. What You See Is What You Get reviewsScott sees something not meant for his eyes. Erik/Charles. Set between "First Class" and the first film in the original trilogy.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-9-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete65. Muir Island Is No Good For You » reviewsCharles visits Moira and the newly-infantilized Erik on Muir Island.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 8-5-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete66. Cellmates » reviewsAfter learning of Sinister's plans for them in the Savage Land, Charles and Magneto try to comfort one another.X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 8-6-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete67. Wounded » reviewsCharles receives an unexpected phone call. Spoilers for "First Class."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-3-11 - Published: 7-17-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete68. You're Living in a Man's World reviewsMoira MacTaggert discovers that mutants exist, and nothing is ever the same after that. Implied Erik/Charles, Charles/Moira.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-11 - Moira MacTaggert & Xavier, C. - Complete69. But There's Someone Who's Torn It Apart reviewsCharles finds a way to cope with the aftermath of Cuba. Erik finds out. Warning: Self-injury. Spoilers for "First Class."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete70. Remember Me reviewsWritten for a 1stclass-kink prompt: Charles loses his memory and Erik tries to convince him that they are lovers.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-25-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete71. Thanks For Staying on the Winning Team reviewsMagneto eases into his leadership of the Brotherhood, aka Team Crappy Apartment.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete72. Magneto on a Plane reviewsOr, five reasons Magneto will never fly American Airlines again.X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-11 - Complete73. Control reviewsMagneto recognizes Charles Xavier instantly, even without hair; even with the excessive bruises and blood and the swelling of his face.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete74. DeEvolution reviewsFive ways Charles thought running a school for mutants would be better than it is.X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L.75. While Love Commands You reviewsErik and Charles become domestic partners, circa 1982. Spoilers for "First Class."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-5-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete76. Afterthought reviewsCharles falls ill after overusing Cerebro. Erik offers his assistance.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-29-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete77. Point Blank reviewsAU. Charles goes after Erik into Sebastian Shaw's submarine. Set during "First Class."X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-27-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete78. Erik & Charles' Excellent Adventure reviewsErik and Charles have several zany adventures during their infamous mutant recruitment road trip. Spoilers for "X-Men: First Class," and warnings for recreational drug and alcohol use. Written with patientalien.X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-22-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete79. Le Morte de Pussy MagnificoFerus Olin had a fluff pittin named Pussy Magnifico. Part of the winduwatchers universe. Written with patientalien.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Published: 5-23-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Darth Vader - Complete80. Big Trouble in Little Gstaad reviewsAnka's not finished with Archer yet. Spoilers for episode 2x01.Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-22-11 - Complete81. A Home is a House Your Heart Makes reviewsOne Padawan's efforts to make a shared living space, well, liveable.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-11 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete82. Intro to Academic AdvisingRusty gets a day job.Crossover - Venture Brothers & Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Published: 3-3-11 - Rusty V. & Jeff W. - Complete83. Fifty Ways to Love Your Coworkers reviewsWith all of the office romance at ISIS, it's a wonder anything else gets accomplished.Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-18-10 - Complete84. Five Ways the Mighty One Could Have DiedSometimes, even destiny can't keep Mighty Max safe from harm. Warning: Character death.Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Published: 12-13-10 - Complete85. The Change reviewsAhsoka's not a girl, not yet a woman. Set during season three, but does not contain spoilers.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-8-10 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete86. Cell Phone Tango reviewsEdward and Jacob's animosity is further fueled by text messaging.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-10 - Edward & Jacob - Complete87. Shall We Dance? reviewsThe Mighty One is a natural at DDR; Norman, not so much.Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-10 - Complete88. Armageddon Again reviewsIt's the end of the world all over again, and Skullmaster has the upper hand.Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-13-10 - Complete89. Five Times Virgil Failed the Mighty One reviews... and one time he didn't.Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-10 - Complete90. Private Dancer reviewsToki discovers a new talent. Written for ftw302 for Hearts & Guts 2010.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-4-10 - Toki W. & W. Murderface - Complete91. The Ballad of Natebecca reviewsCharles observes the celebrity supernova that is Natebecca. Charles/Nathan friendship.Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete92. Dethopoly reviewsSomeone has to be the banker. Co-written with D for brutalbusiness' January challenge.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete93. Staged reviewsNathan copes with Charles' departure in stages; Charles contemplates his next move. Written for elanorofcastile for Yuletide 2009. Spoilers through the season three premiere.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete94. A Spark of Inspiration reviewsLuanne considers who inspires her; Bobby considers the repercussions of animal testing; and Hank doesn't want to talk about Chuck Mangione. Written for Missy for Yuletide 2009.King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete95. Two Jedi and a Tentacle Monster reviewsAn encounter with a tentacled creature leaves Obi-Wan pregnant, and everybody else just really, really amused. Written for Jedi Mistletoe 2009 for pronker.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-25-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete96. Pyre reviewsCharles is released from his earthly duties. Spoilers for "Dethrelease".Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete97. Here and There reviewsCharles tries to fit back into his Dethklok mold. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Charles/Nathan slash.Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete98. Don't Fucks With Toki reviewsToki rapes people and had adventures; a satire of the fandom motif that Toki is the Dethklok bicycle. For D.Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-8-09 - Toki W. - Complete99. The Price of Revenge reviewsThe Metal Masked Assassin knows exactly how to get under Charles' skin. Alternate ending for "Dethrelease". Contains a bit of gore.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete100. Burzum's Boy reviewsNathan has the chance encounter of a lifetime. Written for brutalbusiness' November 2009 theme month prompt.Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-09 - Nathan E. & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete101. Buttered Bread reviewsIt's been nine months and Nathan wants some answers. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Slash.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete102. Thanksgivingklok reviewsThe most brutal metal band in the world has to work on Thanksgiving. Brutal.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-26-09 - Complete103. Charles in Charge reviewsEven the robot has a birthday. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Apologies for the lame pun in the title. Not really.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete104. Fellatioklok reviewsCharles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete105. Dethpiggie reviewsMurderface gets a new pet.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-09 - W. Murderface - Complete106. Your Call is Important to Us reviewsOn a routine and irritating service call, Anakin unexpectedly catches up with an old friend. Set during "The Clone Wars". Kitster!fic. Written with D.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-4-09 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete107. What Happens on Corellia » reviewsA run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,547 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 6-26-09 - Asajji Ventress & Obi- Wan - Complete108. Life, After reviewsSiri went a little nuts after Ferus left the Order.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Siri T. - Complete109. Recovery reviewsIn the wake of tragedy, Ahsoka reflects on who her Master is, and what he means to her.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-09 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete110. Paternal Affairs reviewsSometimes, ignorance truly is bliss.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-2-09 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete111. Come What May reviewsSuddenly the world seems such a perfect place ... except when it doesn't. Spoilers for episodes and concepts from season two; NOT a songfic.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-16-09 - Obi- Wan - Complete112. Five Ways That Bella Could Have Kicked It reviewsIt's a wonder she lasted that first year in Forks. Written for aizome's birthday.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete113. Five Things That Shouldn't Have Happened to Ahsoka reviewsSummary: No one told Ahsoka that her Padawanship was gonna be this way. Written with the wife.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-31-09 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete114. The Couch reviewsStan and Kyle make an amazing discovery.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-23-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete115. Payment in Kind reviewsIt's a long flight to the Outer Rim. Takes place immediately after the season one finale of Clone Wars; alternate title: Ziro prison!fic.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-10-09 - Ziro the Hutt & Anakin S.116. No Suit, Skin reviewsThe Vocoder technology may open up an unwanted can of worms, or whatever it is that dolphins eat. Warning: Literal interpretation of the joke in the title.SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete117. A Trip Down Mammary Lane reviewsA mission to Orto Plutonia makes Anakin reflect on his former Master, and a particularly irritating habit of his. Also, there are boobs. Based on the Clone Wars episode, Trespass. Written with D.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-20-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete118. Master of Disguise reviewsForced participation in a youngling holiday celebration leads Anakin to concoct a peculiar revenge for his former Master. Written with D. Set during the Clone Wars; slight spoilers for episode 1x04.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete119. Viral Vision reviewsA dull mission in the Outer Rim finds Anakin and the 501st partaking in some pretty dubious activities. Written with D. Based on preview clips from episode 1x05 of the Clone Wars TV series; no intentional spoilers for the episode.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete120. Looking for Love in Alderaan Places reviewsAs the Empire grows roots, Obi-Wan settles into solitude on Tatooine; the Organa family tucks into child-rearing; and Ferus Olin is a gardener. Also, for some reason, Garen is still alive. Based on Last of the Jedi by Jude Watson. Written with D.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-26-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Darth Vader - Complete121. A Wife's Duty reviewsBeing the wife of Lord Vader isn't as glamorous as it may seem from afar; AU, set after Episode III.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala - Complete122. The Others reviewsOrder 66 couldn't have been the only function programmed into the clones.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-9-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete123. Just Between Us Girls reviewsDarra has some womanly problems. Siri has the solution. Harrison has a sandwich. Hayden bought a tractor! Written with patientalien for Nic. Happy birthday!Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-08 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete124. Of Padawans & Proper Pet Care reviewsAnakin learns the responsibilities of proper pet care. Written with patientalien, and based largely off of our winduwatchers roleplaying game, as well as the Jedi Quest book series by Jude Watson.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete125. Uninhibited reviewsAnakin has never seen his Master truly relax. Slash. Written with patientalien.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete126. The Rule reviewsHe should have known better by now. Written for D. Please note that the concept of The Rule is lifted almost entirely from Scrubs.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete127. Friends Forever reviewsMax finds that his notoriety as the Mighty One has its drawbacks.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete128. Punch Line reviewsEven Virgil can be pushed a little too far sometimes.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-07 - Complete129. Smooth Operator reviewsScarab realizes that Heka has an incredibly sexy telephone voice. Inspired by a very silly IM conversation with mendeia. Crack!fic.Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-19-07 - Scarab & Heka - Complete130. Sheets of Egyptian Cotton reviewsEvil truly does lurk around every corner. Written for mendeia. Crack!fic.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-07 - Complete131. Complications reviewsHe hadn't meant for it to happen exactly as it did – killing Prince Rapses, that is. Rated for descriptions of violence.Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-2-07 - Complete132. Paparazzi Girl reviewsJimmy had never really gotten the hang of the Internet. Chazz and Jimmy friendship.Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete133. Raising the Bar reviewsTheir friendship had only existed in a dingy bar and even then, only barely. A Chazz and Stranz friendship story. Slashy.Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-07 - Chazz M. M. & Stranz vW. - Complete134. Laid Up reviewsPost movie. Jimmy gets appointed Chazz's babysitter while his ankle heals. Written with vzg. Slash, various pairings.Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete135. Cabin Fever reviewsJimmy had been to the cabin before.Blades of Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-07 - Jimmy M. & Coach - Complete136. Sex, Lies & Celebrity Stalking reviewsThe ballad of Hector. Wherein everybody's favorite stalker is back! Slashy.Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete137. Daddy Dearest reviewsJimmy gets a potentially life changing phone call. Could have slashy undertones if you squint.Blades of Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-07 - Jimmy M. & Darren M. - Complete138. Practice Makes Perfect reviews'Chazz taught me a couple of things'. Slash.Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-3-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete139. Call Center reviewsBeavis and Butthead are unceremoniously dispatched from their jobs at Burger World, and seek new, albeit still sucky employment. Any resemblance to actual and living call centers is purely coincidental. Really.Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete140. Tableau reviewsMy 1sentence challenge for Star Wars fandom, specifically, Anakin and Ferus. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete141. Let Sleeping Demons Lie reviewsWritten for 1fandom's fifty prompt challenge. Pretty much all the characters are represented here in some small way.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-06 - Complete142. Padme's Perfect Peach reviewsHow does Anakin love Padme? Watch him ruminate on it in the most cliched and euphemism filled way possible.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala - Complete143. The First Step to Acceptance reviewsObi Wan has a problem. Anakin has a question. Madam Nu just has the goods. Rated for silly porno vid descriptions. Implied slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete144. False Starts reviewsFerus reminisces, and Obi Wan tries dejectedly to move on. Set during Jude Watson's Last of the Jedi series, and takes place soon after Episode III. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-06 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete145. Much Ado About Lunch reviewsThe Chosen One is a solitary figure, including, it seems, at mealtimes. Cowritten with patientalien. Anakin is about eleven here, so this fits snugly just before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete146. Lost & FoundThree years later, and Ferus doesn't understand why he can't let his emotions surrounding the mysterious circumstances of his old Master's disappearance go. Based on a little inconsistency snafu regarding Ferus' Padawanship, as written by Jude Watson.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete147. Hands Free reviewsYoda, um. Masturbates. Really. This wasn't my idea, but sadly, I've probably written worse. Takes place in the Jedi Quest universe, because I am a total Jude Watson slut.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-06 - Yoda - Complete148. Slouching Towards Tradition reviewsAnakin makes a present for his Master's birthday. Set just before the Jedi Quest Special Edition by Jude Watson. Could be considered slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete149. Eye of the Storm reviewsWritten with patientalien. One take on how Anakin got that infamous scar. Implied Anakin and Obi Wan slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete150. Knowing How to Get BySometimes, Anakin has to learn how to survive on his own. Written for alphabetasoup's T is for Thief challenge, and heavily inspired by parallels of Anakin to Aladdin.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete151. Beware the Fury of a Quiet ManAnakin never does anything quietly. Written for alphabetasoup's K for Kaboom challenge.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete152. Strip Tease reviewsDooku learns the hard way just what Emperor Palpatine does to unwind. Implied slash. Rated higher for shirtless, sweaty Anakin flesh.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-06 - E. Palpatine & Anakin Skywalker - Complete153. Nightmares & Dreamscapes reviewsAnakin doesn't sleep so well. Implied slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete154. Abandonment reviewsA series of similarly themed drabbles focusing on, basically, how Obi Wan never catches a break. Implied Master and Padawan slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete155. Recapitulation reviewsAnakin returns to Coruscant after the events of Episode II a changed man. Implied Obi Wan and Anakin slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete156. Found reviewsWritten for the Xanatos challenge on the jajq community on LiveJournal, and also to satisfy my own urges to write Mace Windu with an afro. On a standard trip to Telos, Qui Gon finds something unexpected.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Qui-Gon J. & Xanatos - Complete157. Swimfan reviewsAnakin learns how to swim. Written with patientalien, and set a few years before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series. Fluff.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete158. Shimmersilk reviewsAn AU version of Jude Watson's Jedi Quest 8, The Changing of the Guard. Anakin assumes the identity of a flirtacious female villain in order to catch a dangerous group of crooks. Slashy, if you really look for it.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete159. The Chosen One Club reviewsThe paths of four heroes cross, with somewhat disastrous results. If you can pick out all the fandoms involved, you win a cookie.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete160. Kiss the Cook reviewsSummoning the Mighty One is one of the few joys that Virgil and Norman allow themselves. Crackfic.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete161. A New Hope reviewsA savior is born, and destiny lies in wait. Title is shamelessly stolen from George Lucas. A prequel of sorts to the series at large.Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete162. Plugging Away reviewsThe day before their big project for History class is due is pretty much exactly when Max remembers that, one, it was assigned, and two, it's not finished. Contains Max and Bea subtext if you squint. Crackfic.Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete163. The One Where Cartman Totally Fags Out reviewsCartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-21-06 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete164. Out reviewsKyle and Stan take the plunge. Slash, crackfic. Written as a small belated tribute to National Coming Out Day 2006.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-12-06 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete165. Pierced reviewsRichie explores some previously uncharted territory. Takes place between seasons one and two. Implied slash, fluff.Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete166. That Way reviewsVirgil and Richie showcase their mastery of the art of avoidance. Slash.Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete167. Anakina Jolie reviewsAnakin is pregnant. Yes, really. Written in the form of nine separate 100 word drabbles. Slash, MPREG, and sheer idiocy contained herein.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-19-05 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete168. Severance reviewsAnakin is Knighted. Takes place between Episodes II and III. Implied slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-05 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete169. Settle reviewsObi Wan brings Luke to Tatooine to meet his new relatives. Set immediately after RotS.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-05 - Obi-Wan K. & Luke S. - Complete170. Dudes & Chicks reviewsBeavis has some questions that even Butthead can't answer.Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-14-03 - Complete171. Eggnog reviewsIn their latest of a slew of temporary lairs, Dr. Drakken and Shego share a moment of serenity. Also, alcohol.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-12-03 - Shego & Drakken - Complete172. Friendly Foe reviewsSeeking a bit of rare solitude, Kim steps outside of her immediate world, and runs into a certain archnemesis with a peculiar penchant for green.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 12-11-03 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete173. Don't Drop The Soap reviewsValmont experiences the various atrocities of prison. Set during the second season.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03 - Valmont & Chow - Complete174. Plugged In reviewsSet immediately after 'The New Atlantis'. Uncle makes good on his promise to sell Valmont's shoes.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-03 - Uncle C. & Valmont - Complete175. Jab reviewsMidterms suck, even in the Wizarding world. Written as a birthday gift for a few LiveJournal friends.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-8-03 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete