| Citizenjess |
Author has written 119 stories for Harry Potter, Mighty Max, Sailor Moon, Jackie Chan Adventures, Kim Possible, Misc. Cartoons, Beavis and Butt-Head, Ninja Turtles, Queer as Folk, Misc. Movies, Star Wars, Static Shock, South Park, Mummies Alive!, SeaQuest, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Twilight, and Metalocalypse. I am "citizenjess" here, as well as on LiveJournal (where I also archive drabbles) and AdultFanfiction.Net (for, well, you know). Things you will find in my stories: Poop humor; "crack" plots (read: insane/insipid plot devices, not, "I wrote this at 1 AM teehee!"); choreographed dancing; subtext; semi-colons. I mostly write one-shots. I often write with "D", my wife (officially, as of 5/8/09 - thanks, Iowa hippies!). I tend to get grumpy very quickly if someone grouses at me about warnings/triggers. I hate the word "muse". Note added 8/28/09: For interested parties still holding out for a conclusion to "On My Honor" (my 'Queer as Folk' Boy Scout camp AU), I do plan to write upward of 1-3 more chapters, though I do not have a timeline for when to expect this. In complete honesty, the season five finale and the fandom largely contributed to my lost interest in the show, but I've re-read the story and feel that it's a project worth salvaging and seeing through to the end. | |||||||||||||||
1. Fellatioklok reviewsCharles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete2. Dethpiggie reviewsMurderface gets a new pet.Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-09 - W. Murderface - Complete3. Your Call is Important to Us reviewsOn a routine and irritating service call, Anakin unexpectedly catches up with an old friend. Set during "The Clone Wars". Kitster!fic. Written with D.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-4-09 - Anakin S. & Ahsoka T. - Complete4. What Happens on Corellia » reviewsA run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,547 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 6-26-09 - Asajji Ventress & Obi- Wan - Complete5. Life, After reviewsSiri went a little nuts after Ferus left the Order.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Siri T. - Complete6. Recovery reviewsIn the wake of tragedy, Ahsoka reflects on who her Master is, and what he means to her.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-09 - Ahsoka & Anakin - Complete7. Paternal Affairs reviewsSometimes, ignorance truly is bliss.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-2-09 - Anakin S. - Complete8. Come What May reviewsSuddenly the world seems such a perfect place ... except when it doesn't. Spoilers for episodes and concepts from season two; NOT a songfic.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-09 - Obi- Wan - Complete9. Five Ways That Bella Could Have Kicked It reviewsIt's a wonder she lasted that first year in Forks. Written for aizome's birthday.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-3-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. Five Things That Shouldn't Have Happened to Ahsoka reviewsSummary: No one told Ahsoka that her Padawanship was gonna be this way. Written with the wife.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-09 - Ahsoka & Anakin - Complete11. The Couch reviewsStan and Kyle make an amazing discovery.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete12. Payment in Kind reviewsIt's a long flight to the Outer Rim. Takes place immediately after the season one finale of Clone Wars; alternate title: Ziro prison!fic.Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-09 - Ziro the Hutt & Anakin13. No Suit, Skin reviewsThe Vocoder technology may open up an unwanted can of worms, or whatever it is that dolphins eat. P.S.: Apparently, this story is vaguely offensive.SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete14. A Trip Down Mammary Lane reviewsA mission to Orto Plutonia makes Anakin reflect on his former Master, and a particularly irritating habit of his. Also, there are boobs. Based on the Clone Wars episode, Trespass. Written with D.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-20-09 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete15. Master of Disguise reviewsForced participation in a youngling holiday celebration leads Anakin to concoct a peculiar revenge for his former Master. Written with D. Set during the Clone Wars; slight spoilers for episode 1x04.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete16. Viral Vision reviewsA dull mission in the Outer Rim finds Anakin and the 501st partaking in some pretty dubious activities. Written with D. Based on preview clips from episode 1x05 of the Clone Wars TV series; no intentional spoilers for the episode.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete17. Looking for Love in Alderaan Places reviewsAs the Empire grows roots, Obi-Wan settles into solitude on Tatooine; the Organa family tucks into child-rearing; and Ferus Olin is a gardener. Also, for some reason, Garen is still alive. Based on Last of the Jedi by Jude Watson. Written with D.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-26-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Darth V. - Complete18. A Wife's Duty reviewsBeing the wife of Lord Vader isn't as glamorous as it may seem from afar; AU, set after Episode III.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-08 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete19. The Others reviewsOrder 66 couldn't have been the only function programmed into the clones.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete20. Just Between Us GirlsDarra has some womanly problems. Siri has the solution. Harrison has a sandwich. Hayden bought a tractor! Written with patientalien for Nic. Happy birthday!Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Published: 2-17-08 - Anakin S. - Complete21. Of Padawans & Proper Pet Care reviewsAnakin learns the responsibilities of proper pet care. Written with patientalien, and based largely off of our winduwatchers roleplaying game, as well as the Jedi Quest book series by Jude Watson.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete22. Uninhibited reviewsAnakin has never seen his Master truly relax. Slash. Written with patientalien.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete23. The Rule reviewsHe should have known better by now. Written for D. Please note that the concept of The Rule is lifted almost entirely from Scrubs.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete24. Friends Forever reviewsMax finds that his notoriety as the Mighty One has its drawbacks.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete25. Punch Line reviewsEven Virgil can be pushed a little too far sometimes.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-07 - Complete26. Smooth Operator reviewsScarab realizes that Heka has an incredibly sexy telephone voice. Inspired by a very silly IM conversation with mendeia. Crack!fic.Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-07 - Complete27. Sheets of Egyptian Cotton reviewsEvil truly does lurk around every corner. Written for mendeia. Crack!fic.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-07 - Complete28. Complications reviewsHe hadn’t meant for it to happen exactly as it did – killing Prince Rapses, that is. Rated for descriptions of violence.Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-07 - Complete29. Paparazzi Girl reviews[Blades of Glory] Jimmy had never really gotten the hang of the Internet. Chazz and Jimmy friendship.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-07 - Complete30. Raising the Bar reviews[Blades of Glory] Their friendship had only existed in a dingy bar and even then, only barely. A Chazz and Stranz friendship story. Slashy.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-07 - Complete31. Laid Up reviews[Blades of Glory] Post movie. Jimmy gets appointed Chazz's babysitter while his ankle heals. Written with vzg. Slash, various pairings.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete32. Cabin Fever reviews[Blades of Glory] Jimmy had been to the cabin before.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete33. Sex, Lies & Celebrity Stalking reviews[Blades of Glory] The ballad of Hector. Wherein everybody's favorite stalker is back! Slashy.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-07 - Complete34. Daddy Dearest reviews[Blades of Glory] Jimmy gets a potentially life changing phone call. Could have slashy undertones if you squint.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-07 - Complete35. Practice Makes Perfect reviews[Blades of Glory] 'Chazz taught me a couple of things'. Slash.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-3-07 - Complete36. Call Center reviewsBeavis and Butthead are unceremoniously dispatched from their jobs at Burger World, and seek new, albeit still sucky employment. Any resemblance to actual and living call centers is purely coincidental. Really.Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete37. Tableau reviewsMy 1sentence challenge for Star Wars fandom, specifically, Anakin and Ferus. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin S. - Complete38. Let Sleeping Demons Lie reviewsWritten for 1fandom's fifty prompt challenge. Pretty much all the characters are represented here in some small way.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-06 - Complete39. Padme's Perfect Peach reviewsHow does Anakin love Padme? Watch him ruminate on it in the most cliched and euphemism filled way possible.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete40. The First Step to Acceptance reviewsObi Wan has a problem. Anakin has a question. Madam Nu just has the goods. Rated for silly porno vid descriptions. Implied slash.Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete41. False Starts reviewsFerus reminisces, and Obi Wan tries dejectedly to move on. Set during Jude Watson's Last of the Jedi series, and takes place soon after Episode III. Slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-06 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete42. Much Ado About Lunch reviewsThe Chosen One is a solitary figure, including, it seems, at mealtimes. Cowritten with patientalien. Anakin is about eleven here, so this fits snugly just before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete43. Lost & FoundThree years later, and Ferus doesn’t understand why he can’t let his emotions surrounding the mysterious circumstances of his old Master’s disappearance go. Based on a little inconsistency snafu regarding Ferus' Padawanship, as written by Jude Watson.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete44. Hands Free reviewsYoda, um. Masturbates. Really. This wasn't my idea, but sadly, I've probably written worse. Takes place in the Jedi Quest universe, because I am a total Jude Watson slut.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-06 - Yoda - Complete45. Slouching Towards Tradition reviewsAnakin makes a present for his Master's birthday. Set just before the Jedi Quest Special Edition by Jude Watson. Could be considered slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete46. Eye of the Storm reviewsWritten with patientalien. One take on how Anakin got that infamous scar. Implied Anakin and Obi Wan slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete47. Knowing How to Get BySometimes, Anakin has to learn how to survive on his own. Written for alphabetasoup's T is for Thief challenge, and heavily inspired by parallels of Anakin to Aladdin.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete48. Beware the Fury of a Quiet ManAnakin never does anything quietly. Written for alphabetasoup's K for Kaboom challenge.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete49. Strip Tease reviewsDooku learns the hard way just what Emperor Palpatine does to unwind. Implied slash. Rated higher for shirtless, sweaty Anakin flesh.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-06 - E. Palpatine & Anakin S. - Complete50. Nightmares & Dreamscapes reviewsAnakin doesn't sleep so well. Implied slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete51. Abandonment reviewsA series of similarly themed drabbles focusing on, basically, how Obi Wan never catches a break. Implied Master and Padawan slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete52. Recapitulation reviewsAnakin returns to Coruscant after the events of Episode II a changed man. Implied Obi Wan and Anakin slash.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete53. Found reviewsWritten for the Xanatos challenge on the jajq community on LiveJournal, and also to satisfy my own urges to write Mace Windu with an afro. On a standard trip to Telos, Qui Gon finds something unexpected.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete54. Swimfan reviewsAnakin learns how to swim. Written with patientalien, and set a few years before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series. Fluff.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete55. Shimmersilk reviewsAn AU version of Jude Watson's Jedi Quest 8, The Changing of the Guard. Anakin assumes the identity of a flirtacious female villain in order to catch a dangerous group of crooks. Slashy, if you really look for it.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete56. The Chosen One Club reviewsThe paths of four heroes cross, with somewhat disastrous results. If you can pick out all the fandoms involved, you win a cookie.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete57. Forever & Always reviewsOne perspective on what really should have happened at the end of season five regarding Brian and Justin's relationship.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete58. Hot Wheels reviewsSo much of Brian and Justin's relationship can be paralled by Brian's vehicle history.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete59. Taking Your Calls reviewsYour first impression of Brian Kinney is that you should probably be a lot more terrified of him than you are. One of the fandom's few Cynthia stories. Implied Brian and Justin.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete60. One Fine Day reviewsTodd is fine.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete61. The Fabulous Life of Justin Taylor reviewsWhile visiting Justin in Hollywood, Brian has a close encounter of the celebrity kind.Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete62. New Flame, Old Trick reviewsBen isn't the first person to be intrigued by Brian and Justin's 'relationship'. Set during early season two.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete63. Kiss the Cook reviewsSummoning the Mighty One is one of the few joys that Virgil and Norman allow themselves. Crackfic.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete64. A New Hope reviewsA savior is born, and destiny lies in wait. Title is shamelessly stolen from George Lucas. A prequel of sorts to the series at large.Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete65. Plugging Away reviewsThe day before their big project for History class is due is pretty much exactly when Max remembers that, one, it was assigned, and two, it's not finished. Contains Max and Bea subtext if you squint. Crackfic.Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete66. The One Where Cartman Totally Fags Out reviewsCartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-21-06 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete67. Out reviewsKyle and Stan take the plunge. Slash, crackfic. Written as a small belated tribute to National Coming Out Day 2006.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-12-06 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete68. Pierced reviewsRichie explores some previously uncharted territory. Takes place between seasons one and two. Implied slash, fluff.Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete69. That Way reviewsVirgil and Richie showcase their mastery of the art of avoidance. Slash.Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete70. Anakina Jolie reviewsAnakin is pregnant. Yes, really. Written in the form of nine separate 100 word drabbles. Slash, MPREG, and sheer idiocy contained herein.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-19-05 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete71. Severance reviewsAnakin is Knighted. Takes place between Episodes II and III. Implied slash.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-05 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete72. The One Where Brian Has A Giant Vagina reviewsNo, really. Sort of 513 centric. Read at your own risk.Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-05 - Complete73. Settle reviewsObi Wan brings Luke to Tatooine to meet his new relatives. Set immediately after RotS.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-05 - Obi-Wan K. & Luke S. - Complete74. Last Licks reviewsBrian counts down the days until Justin leaves for Hollywood. End of season four fic, devoid of season five spoilers.Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-05 - Complete75. On My Honor » reviewsBrian is a counselor at a Boy Scout summer camp, and Justin is one of his young charges. Sparks fly, complications arise, and somebody will probably be gay. AU. ON HIATUS.Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 1-19-05 - Brian K. & Justin T.76. Chicken Soup for the Asshole's Soul reviewsThe first time cancer hits close to home, it's when your father tells you that he's dying from it. Gapfiller for episodes 406 through 409.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-22-04 - Complete77. Song & Dance reviewsYou think about all the times he put his neck on the line for you, and it makes your inability to save him just this once seem like even more of a failure. An AU glance at episode 122.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-04 - Complete78. Mistaken reviewsYou think maybe it was a mistake leaving Brian, and you wonder if he knows it, too. A remix of episodes 301 through 308.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-04 - Complete79. Nightwatch reviewsAU of 201. What if Justin had learned of Brian's nightly hospital visits?Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-16-04 - Complete80. Eau de Brian reviewsBrian and Michael should never, ever get bored. Vague spoilers through season four.Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-04 - Complete81. Losing My Religion reviewsBrian observes his faith at a number of intervals throughout his life. Named after that REM song spoilers through 410.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-04 - Complete82. Underwhere? reviewsBrian has trouble keeping track of his clothes. Set in season four, but devoid of spoilers.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-16-04 - Complete83. Up & At Em reviewsSometimes, Brian thinks that his life would have been much easier had Justin and Michael never met. Spoilers through 410.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-16-04 - Complete84. Proof Positive reviewsAlternative ending and kind of an extension on a scene from 408. Justin wants proof, and Brian realizes that the third time's a charm.Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-04 - Complete85. Puppy Love » reviewsWritten at the request of sogay, who wanted Justin to give Brian a puppy. Spoilers up to 409.Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-13-04 - Published: 6-12-04 - Complete86. Baby Talk reviewsGus speaks and everybody listens. Set during season four, but does not include concurrent spoilers.Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-04 - Complete87. Low Balling reviewsSometimes, Justin just can't resist. Spoilers up through 409.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-04 - Complete88. Eat the Meat reviewsHunter gets a new job. Spoilers for seasons 4 and 5.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-04 - Complete89. Entrepreneurial Endeavors reviewsIf anybody was going to sell Brian Kinney, it would be him.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-4-04 - Complete90. Green Eyed Monster reviewsGapfiller for 215. Michael and Justin collaborate on Rage. Brian convinces himself that he doesn't do jealousy.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-04 - Complete91. Lying in Wait reviewsSet during the early summer between seasons 1 and 2. Justin is still in a coma. Brian is still curiously absent. Jennifer’s POV. Angst, angst, angst, essentially.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-04 - Complete92. Taylor Made reviewsBrian introspects about Justin's ... clothing. Set during the tailend of season three, during Justin's stint as a fake hustler.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-04 - Complete93. The X Factor reviews[Bang, Bang, You're Dead] Post movie. Sean sends Trevor a letter from juvenile hall.Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-24-04 - Complete94. Two Babies reviewsBrian and Justin babysit Gus for the weekend.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-24-04 - Complete95. Coping Mechanisms reviewsBrian and Justin disagree on priorities. My speculations based on various spoilers I've read for season four.Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-04 - Complete96. Shounen Ai reviewsUroko Saki and Hamatou Yoshi, before the Turtles, before they knew themselves. Set in Japan. Slash.Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-04 - Shredder & Splinter - Complete97. Dudes & Chicks reviewsBeavis has some questions that even Butthead can't answer.Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-14-03 - Complete98. Maestro's Fancy reviews[Kid Notorious] Robert Evans' faithful butler, English, pontificates on the man he's served and loved for over a decade.Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-13-03 - Complete99. Eggnog reviewsIn their latest of a slew of temporary lairs, Dr. Drakken and Shego share a moment of serenity. Also, alcohol.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-12-03 - Shego & Drakken - Complete100. Friendly Foe reviewsSeeking a bit of rare solitude, Kim steps outside of her immediate world, and runs into a certain archnemesis with a peculiar penchant for green.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-11-03 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete101. Rascal reviewsSet after 'Bullies'. Valmont reflects on his first face to face confrontation with a certain Chinese archaeologist.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete102. Don't Drop The Soap reviewsValmont experiences the various atrocities of prison. Set during the second season.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete103. Plugged In reviewsSet immediately after 'The New Atlantis'. Uncle makes good on his promise to sell Valmont's shoes.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete104. Altering Fate reviewsMy attempt at introspection in the 'Mighty Max' universe. What was going on in Virgil's head during the 'Pandora's Box' episodes? Probably a lot more than Max or Norman gave him credit for.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-03 - Complete105. Jab reviewsMidterms suck, even in the Wizarding world. Written as a birthday gift for a few LiveJournal friends.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-8-03 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete106. A B Day For Big V reviewsThe Enforcers may be kind of bumbling, but they know how to let their boss know he's appreciated, gosh darnit. A sestina.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-21-03 - Complete107. You Helped Me And I Don't Know Why reviewsA villanelle, appropriately, from Valmont's POV concerning Jackie's behavior in 'The New Atlantis'.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-03 - Complete108. Ode to My Sandwich reviewsA sonnet that explores Uncle's deepseated appreciation for his food. Written as practice for my Poetry class.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-03 - Complete109. Marred reviewsValmont is a vampire. Slash. Written for Icechan's fanfiction challenge.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-29-03 - Complete110. Possessed reviewsShendu prods Valmont during tea time. Slashy undertones.Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-03 - Complete111. A Trip To Hogsmeade reviewsAll Harry wants is a quiet afternoon in Hogsmeade to collect his thoughts. All his fans and admirers want is a chance to gawk at their favourite celebrity. What's The Boy Who Lived to do?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-8-02 - Harry P. & Harry P. - Complete112. I Was Wrong reviewsKunzite pines for Zoisite in typical First of the Shitennou fashion.Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-02 - Kunzite/Malachite & Zoicite/Zoycite - Complete113. Don't Go Chasin' Pedophiles reviewsAs if it wasn't perfectly obvious, a parody of TLC's 'Waterfalls.' A default apology goes out to the wonderful Moon Momma.Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-11-02 - Naru O./Molly & Nephrite/Neflite - Complete114. I Never Said I Loved Her reviewsNephrite muses on his relationship with Osaka Naru.Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-11-02 - Nephrite/Neflite & Naru O./Molly - Complete115. Eternal Sleep reviewsJadeite thinks.Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-11-02 - Jadeite/Jedite & Queen Beryl - Complete116. Battle Scars reviewsKunzite and Zoisite discuss their botched plans after episode 33. Shounen ai.Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-11-02 - Kunzite/Malachite & Zoicite/Zoycite - Complete117. Wrong? reviewsA short piece centered around Virgil's overall behavior and attitude in 'Max Versus Max'.Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-11-02 - Complete118. Stolen Dance reviewsHarry and Draco share a moment alone together at the Yule Ball during their fifth year. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-02 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete119. Not Another Harry & Draco Slash 'Fic reviewsOh, what tangled webs we weave, when there’s shaggable Hogwarts boys and a quantifiable supply of EZ Cheez on hand. Slash, obviously.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-11-02 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete