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1. Fellatioklok reviews

Charles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete

2. Dethpiggie reviews

Murderface gets a new pet.

Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-09 - W. Murderface - Complete

3. Your Call is Important to Us reviews

On a routine and irritating service call, Anakin unexpectedly catches up with an old friend. Set during "The Clone Wars". Kitster!fic. Written with D.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-4-09 - Anakin S. & Ahsoka T. - Complete

4. What Happens on Corellia » reviews

A run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,547 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 6-26-09 - Asajji Ventress & Obi- Wan - Complete

5. Life, After reviews

Siri went a little nuts after Ferus left the Order.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Siri T. - Complete

6. Recovery reviews

In the wake of tragedy, Ahsoka reflects on who her Master is, and what he means to her.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-09 - Ahsoka & Anakin - Complete

7. Paternal Affairs reviews

Sometimes, ignorance truly is bliss.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-2-09 - Anakin S. - Complete

8. Come What May reviews

Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place ... except when it doesn't. Spoilers for episodes and concepts from season two; NOT a songfic.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-09 - Obi- Wan - Complete

9. Five Ways That Bella Could Have Kicked It reviews

It's a wonder she lasted that first year in Forks. Written for aizome's birthday.

Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-3-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete

10. Five Things That Shouldn't Have Happened to Ahsoka reviews

Summary: No one told Ahsoka that her Padawanship was gonna be this way. Written with the wife.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-09 - Ahsoka & Anakin - Complete

11. The Couch reviews

Stan and Kyle make an amazing discovery.

South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete

12. Payment in Kind reviews

It's a long flight to the Outer Rim. Takes place immediately after the season one finale of Clone Wars; alternate title: Ziro prison!fic.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-10-09 - Ziro the Hutt & Anakin

13. No Suit, Skin reviews

The Vocoder technology may open up an unwanted can of worms, or whatever it is that dolphins eat. P.S.: Apparently, this story is vaguely offensive.

SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete

14. A Trip Down Mammary Lane reviews

A mission to Orto Plutonia makes Anakin reflect on his former Master, and a particularly irritating habit of his. Also, there are boobs. Based on the Clone Wars episode, Trespass. Written with D.

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-20-09 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

15. Master of Disguise reviews

Forced participation in a youngling holiday celebration leads Anakin to concoct a peculiar revenge for his former Master. Written with D. Set during the Clone Wars; slight spoilers for episode 1x04.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

16. Viral Vision reviews

A dull mission in the Outer Rim finds Anakin and the 501st partaking in some pretty dubious activities. Written with D. Based on preview clips from episode 1x05 of the Clone Wars TV series; no intentional spoilers for the episode.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

17. Looking for Love in Alderaan Places reviews

As the Empire grows roots, Obi-Wan settles into solitude on Tatooine; the Organa family tucks into child-rearing; and Ferus Olin is a gardener. Also, for some reason, Garen is still alive. Based on Last of the Jedi by Jude Watson. Written with D.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-26-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Darth V. - Complete

18. A Wife's Duty reviews

Being the wife of Lord Vader isn't as glamorous as it may seem from afar; AU, set after Episode III.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-3-08 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete

19. The Others reviews

Order 66 couldn't have been the only function programmed into the clones.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

20. Just Between Us Girls

Darra has some womanly problems. Siri has the solution. Harrison has a sandwich. Hayden bought a tractor! Written with patientalien for Nic. Happy birthday!

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Published: 2-17-08 - Anakin S. - Complete

21. Of Padawans & Proper Pet Care reviews

Anakin learns the responsibilities of proper pet care. Written with patientalien, and based largely off of our winduwatchers roleplaying game, as well as the Jedi Quest book series by Jude Watson.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-08 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

22. Uninhibited reviews

Anakin has never seen his Master truly relax. Slash. Written with patientalien.

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

23. The Rule reviews

He should have known better by now. Written for D. Please note that the concept of The Rule is lifted almost entirely from Scrubs.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-07 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

24. Friends Forever reviews

Max finds that his notoriety as the Mighty One has its drawbacks.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete

25. Punch Line reviews

Even Virgil can be pushed a little too far sometimes.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-07 - Complete

26. Smooth Operator reviews

Scarab realizes that Heka has an incredibly sexy telephone voice. Inspired by a very silly IM conversation with mendeia. Crack!fic.

Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-07 - Complete

27. Sheets of Egyptian Cotton reviews

Evil truly does lurk around every corner. Written for mendeia. Crack!fic.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-07 - Complete

28. Complications reviews

He hadn’t meant for it to happen exactly as it did – killing Prince Rapses, that is. Rated for descriptions of violence.

Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-07 - Complete

29. Paparazzi Girl reviews

[Blades of Glory] Jimmy had never really gotten the hang of the Internet. Chazz and Jimmy friendship.

Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-07 - Complete

30. Raising the Bar reviews

[Blades of Glory] Their friendship had only existed in a dingy bar and even then, only barely. A Chazz and Stranz friendship story. Slashy.

Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-07 - Complete

31. Laid Up reviews

[Blades of Glory] Post movie. Jimmy gets appointed Chazz's babysitter while his ankle heals. Written with vzg. Slash, various pairings.

Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete

32. Cabin Fever reviews

[Blades of Glory] Jimmy had been to the cabin before.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete

33. Sex, Lies & Celebrity Stalking reviews

[Blades of Glory] The ballad of Hector. Wherein everybody's favorite stalker is back! Slashy.

Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-07 - Complete

34. Daddy Dearest reviews

[Blades of Glory] Jimmy gets a potentially life changing phone call. Could have slashy undertones if you squint.

Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-07 - Complete

35. Practice Makes Perfect reviews

[Blades of Glory] 'Chazz taught me a couple of things'. Slash.

Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-3-07 - Complete

36. Call Center reviews

Beavis and Butthead are unceremoniously dispatched from their jobs at Burger World, and seek new, albeit still sucky employment. Any resemblance to actual and living call centers is purely coincidental. Really.

Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete

37. Tableau reviews

My 1sentence challenge for Star Wars fandom, specifically, Anakin and Ferus. Slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin S. - Complete

38. Let Sleeping Demons Lie reviews

Written for 1fandom's fifty prompt challenge. Pretty much all the characters are represented here in some small way.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-06 - Complete

39. Padme's Perfect Peach reviews

How does Anakin love Padme? Watch him ruminate on it in the most cliched and euphemism filled way possible.

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin S. & Padmé Amidala - Complete

40. The First Step to Acceptance reviews

Obi Wan has a problem. Anakin has a question. Madam Nu just has the goods. Rated for silly porno vid descriptions. Implied slash.

Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

41. False Starts reviews

Ferus reminisces, and Obi Wan tries dejectedly to move on. Set during Jude Watson's Last of the Jedi series, and takes place soon after Episode III. Slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-06 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete

42. Much Ado About Lunch reviews

The Chosen One is a solitary figure, including, it seems, at mealtimes. Cowritten with patientalien. Anakin is about eleven here, so this fits snugly just before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

43. Lost & Found

Three years later, and Ferus doesn’t understand why he can’t let his emotions surrounding the mysterious circumstances of his old Master’s disappearance go. Based on a little inconsistency snafu regarding Ferus' Padawanship, as written by Jude Watson.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

44. Hands Free reviews

Yoda, um. Masturbates. Really. This wasn't my idea, but sadly, I've probably written worse. Takes place in the Jedi Quest universe, because I am a total Jude Watson slut.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-06 - Yoda - Complete

45. Slouching Towards Tradition reviews

Anakin makes a present for his Master's birthday. Set just before the Jedi Quest Special Edition by Jude Watson. Could be considered slash.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

46. Eye of the Storm reviews

Written with patientalien. One take on how Anakin got that infamous scar. Implied Anakin and Obi Wan slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

47. Knowing How to Get By

Sometimes, Anakin has to learn how to survive on his own. Written for alphabetasoup's T is for Thief challenge, and heavily inspired by parallels of Anakin to Aladdin.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

48. Beware the Fury of a Quiet Man

Anakin never does anything quietly. Written for alphabetasoup's K for Kaboom challenge.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

49. Strip Tease reviews

Dooku learns the hard way just what Emperor Palpatine does to unwind. Implied slash. Rated higher for shirtless, sweaty Anakin flesh.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-06 - E. Palpatine & Anakin S. - Complete

50. Nightmares & Dreamscapes reviews

Anakin doesn't sleep so well. Implied slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

51. Abandonment reviews

A series of similarly themed drabbles focusing on, basically, how Obi Wan never catches a break. Implied Master and Padawan slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete

52. Recapitulation reviews

Anakin returns to Coruscant after the events of Episode II a changed man. Implied Obi Wan and Anakin slash.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

53. Found reviews

Written for the Xanatos challenge on the jajq community on LiveJournal, and also to satisfy my own urges to write Mace Windu with an afro. On a standard trip to Telos, Qui Gon finds something unexpected.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Qui-Gon J. - Complete

54. Swimfan reviews

Anakin learns how to swim. Written with patientalien, and set a few years before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series. Fluff.

Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

55. Shimmersilk reviews

An AU version of Jude Watson's Jedi Quest 8, The Changing of the Guard. Anakin assumes the identity of a flirtacious female villain in order to catch a dangerous group of crooks. Slashy, if you really look for it.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

56. The Chosen One Club reviews

The paths of four heroes cross, with somewhat disastrous results. If you can pick out all the fandoms involved, you win a cookie.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

57. Forever & Always reviews

One perspective on what really should have happened at the end of season five regarding Brian and Justin's relationship.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

58. Hot Wheels reviews

So much of Brian and Justin's relationship can be paralled by Brian's vehicle history.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

59. Taking Your Calls reviews

Your first impression of Brian Kinney is that you should probably be a lot more terrified of him than you are. One of the fandom's few Cynthia stories. Implied Brian and Justin.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

60. One Fine Day reviews

Todd is fine.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

61. The Fabulous Life of Justin Taylor reviews

While visiting Justin in Hollywood, Brian has a close encounter of the celebrity kind.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

62. New Flame, Old Trick reviews

Ben isn't the first person to be intrigued by Brian and Justin's 'relationship'. Set during early season two.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete

63. Kiss the Cook reviews

Summoning the Mighty One is one of the few joys that Virgil and Norman allow themselves. Crackfic.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete

64. A New Hope reviews

A savior is born, and destiny lies in wait. Title is shamelessly stolen from George Lucas. A prequel of sorts to the series at large.

Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete

65. Plugging Away reviews

The day before their big project for History class is due is pretty much exactly when Max remembers that, one, it was assigned, and two, it's not finished. Contains Max and Bea subtext if you squint. Crackfic.

Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete

66. The One Where Cartman Totally Fags Out reviews

Cartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-21-06 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete

67. Out reviews

Kyle and Stan take the plunge. Slash, crackfic. Written as a small belated tribute to National Coming Out Day 2006.

South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-12-06 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete

68. Pierced reviews

Richie explores some previously uncharted territory. Takes place between seasons one and two. Implied slash, fluff.

Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete

69. That Way reviews

Virgil and Richie showcase their mastery of the art of avoidance. Slash.

Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete

70. Anakina Jolie reviews

Anakin is pregnant. Yes, really. Written in the form of nine separate 100 word drabbles. Slash, MPREG, and sheer idiocy contained herein.

Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-19-05 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

71. Severance reviews

Anakin is Knighted. Takes place between Episodes II and III. Implied slash.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-05 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete

72. The One Where Brian Has A Giant Vagina reviews

No, really. Sort of 513 centric. Read at your own risk.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-05 - Complete

73. Settle reviews

Obi Wan brings Luke to Tatooine to meet his new relatives. Set immediately after RotS.

Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-05 - Obi-Wan K. & Luke S. - Complete

74. Last Licks reviews

Brian counts down the days until Justin leaves for Hollywood. End of season four fic, devoid of season five spoilers.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-05 - Complete

75. On My Honor » reviews

Brian is a counselor at a Boy Scout summer camp, and Justin is one of his young charges. Sparks fly, complications arise, and somebody will probably be gay. AU. ON HIATUS.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 1-19-05 - Brian K. & Justin T.

76. Chicken Soup for the Asshole's Soul reviews

The first time cancer hits close to home, it's when your father tells you that he's dying from it. Gapfiller for episodes 406 through 409.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-22-04 - Complete

77. Song & Dance reviews

You think about all the times he put his neck on the line for you, and it makes your inability to save him just this once seem like even more of a failure. An AU glance at episode 122.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-04 - Complete

78. Mistaken reviews

You think maybe it was a mistake leaving Brian, and you wonder if he knows it, too. A remix of episodes 301 through 308.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-04 - Complete

79. Nightwatch reviews

AU of 201. What if Justin had learned of Brian's nightly hospital visits?

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-16-04 - Complete

80. Eau de Brian reviews

Brian and Michael should never, ever get bored. Vague spoilers through season four.

Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-04 - Complete

81. Losing My Religion reviews

Brian observes his faith at a number of intervals throughout his life. Named after that REM song spoilers through 410.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,529 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-9-04 - Complete

82. Underwhere? reviews

Brian has trouble keeping track of his clothes. Set in season four, but devoid of spoilers.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-16-04 - Complete

83. Up & At Em reviews

Sometimes, Brian thinks that his life would have been much easier had Justin and Michael never met. Spoilers through 410.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-16-04 - Complete

84. Proof Positive reviews

Alternative ending and kind of an extension on a scene from 408. Justin wants proof, and Brian realizes that the third time's a charm.

Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-04 - Complete

85. Puppy Love » reviews

Written at the request of sogay, who wanted Justin to give Brian a puppy. Spoilers up to 409.

Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-13-04 - Published: 6-12-04 - Complete

86. Baby Talk reviews

Gus speaks and everybody listens. Set during season four, but does not include concurrent spoilers.

Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-04 - Complete

87. Low Balling reviews

Sometimes, Justin just can't resist. Spoilers up through 409.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-04 - Complete

88. Eat the Meat reviews

Hunter gets a new job. Spoilers for seasons 4 and 5.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-04 - Complete

89. Entrepreneurial Endeavors reviews

If anybody was going to sell Brian Kinney, it would be him.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-4-04 - Complete

90. Green Eyed Monster reviews

Gapfiller for 215. Michael and Justin collaborate on Rage. Brian convinces himself that he doesn't do jealousy.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-04 - Complete

91. Lying in Wait reviews

Set during the early summer between seasons 1 and 2. Justin is still in a coma. Brian is still curiously absent. Jennifer’s POV. Angst, angst, angst, essentially.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-25-04 - Complete

92. Taylor Made reviews

Brian introspects about Justin's ... clothing. Set during the tailend of season three, during Justin's stint as a fake hustler.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-04 - Complete

93. The X Factor reviews

[Bang, Bang, You're Dead] Post movie. Sean sends Trevor a letter from juvenile hall.

Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-24-04 - Complete

94. Two Babies reviews

Brian and Justin babysit Gus for the weekend.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-24-04 - Complete

95. Coping Mechanisms reviews

Brian and Justin disagree on priorities. My speculations based on various spoilers I've read for season four.

Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-04 - Complete

96. Shounen Ai reviews

Uroko Saki and Hamatou Yoshi, before the Turtles, before they knew themselves. Set in Japan. Slash.

Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-04 - Shredder & Splinter - Complete

97. Dudes & Chicks reviews

Beavis has some questions that even Butthead can't answer.

Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-14-03 - Complete

98. Maestro's Fancy reviews

[Kid Notorious] Robert Evans' faithful butler, English, pontificates on the man he's served and loved for over a decade.

Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-13-03 - Complete

99. Eggnog reviews

In their latest of a slew of temporary lairs, Dr. Drakken and Shego share a moment of serenity. Also, alcohol.

Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-12-03 - Shego & Drakken - Complete

100. Friendly Foe reviews

Seeking a bit of rare solitude, Kim steps outside of her immediate world, and runs into a certain archnemesis with a peculiar penchant for green.

Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-11-03 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete

101. Rascal reviews

Set after 'Bullies'. Valmont reflects on his first face to face confrontation with a certain Chinese archaeologist.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete

102. Don't Drop The Soap reviews

Valmont experiences the various atrocities of prison. Set during the second season.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete

103. Plugged In reviews

Set immediately after 'The New Atlantis'. Uncle makes good on his promise to sell Valmont's shoes.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete

104. Altering Fate reviews

My attempt at introspection in the 'Mighty Max' universe. What was going on in Virgil's head during the 'Pandora's Box' episodes? Probably a lot more than Max or Norman gave him credit for.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-13-03 - Complete

105. Jab reviews

Midterms suck, even in the Wizarding world. Written as a birthday gift for a few LiveJournal friends.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-8-03 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

106. A B Day For Big V reviews

The Enforcers may be kind of bumbling, but they know how to let their boss know he's appreciated, gosh darnit. A sestina.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-21-03 - Complete

107. You Helped Me And I Don't Know Why reviews

A villanelle, appropriately, from Valmont's POV concerning Jackie's behavior in 'The New Atlantis'.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-03 - Complete

108. Ode to My Sandwich reviews

A sonnet that explores Uncle's deepseated appreciation for his food. Written as practice for my Poetry class.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-03 - Complete

109. Marred reviews

Valmont is a vampire. Slash. Written for Icechan's fanfiction challenge.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-29-03 - Complete

110. Possessed reviews

Shendu prods Valmont during tea time. Slashy undertones.

Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-03 - Complete

111. A Trip To Hogsmeade reviews

All Harry wants is a quiet afternoon in Hogsmeade to collect his thoughts. All his fans and admirers want is a chance to gawk at their favourite celebrity. What's The Boy Who Lived to do?

Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-8-02 - Harry P. & Harry P. - Complete

112. I Was Wrong reviews

Kunzite pines for Zoisite in typical First of the Shitennou fashion.

Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-02 - Kunzite/Malachite & Zoicite/Zoycite - Complete

113. Don't Go Chasin' Pedophiles reviews

As if it wasn't perfectly obvious, a parody of TLC's 'Waterfalls.' A default apology goes out to the wonderful Moon Momma.

Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-11-02 - Naru O./Molly & Nephrite/Neflite - Complete

114. I Never Said I Loved Her reviews

Nephrite muses on his relationship with Osaka Naru.

Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-11-02 - Nephrite/Neflite & Naru O./Molly - Complete

115. Eternal Sleep reviews

Jadeite thinks.

Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-11-02 - Jadeite/Jedite & Queen Beryl - Complete

116. Battle Scars reviews

Kunzite and Zoisite discuss their botched plans after episode 33. Shounen ai.

Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-11-02 - Kunzite/Malachite & Zoicite/Zoycite - Complete

117. Wrong? reviews

A short piece centered around Virgil's overall behavior and attitude in 'Max Versus Max'.

Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-11-02 - Complete

118. Stolen Dance reviews

Harry and Draco share a moment alone together at the Yule Ball during their fifth year. Slash.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-02 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

119. Not Another Harry & Draco Slash 'Fic reviews

Oh, what tangled webs we weave, when there’s shaggable Hogwarts boys and a quantifiable supply of EZ Cheez on hand. Slash, obviously.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-11-02 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

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