Citizenjess
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since: 03-20-01, id: 51801, Profile Updated: 04-04-13
country: USA
Author has written 190 stories for Mighty Max, Jackie Chan Adventures, Harry Potter, Kim Possible, Beavis and Butt-Head, Star Wars, Static Shock, South Park, Blades of Glory, Mummies Alive!, SeaQuest, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Twilight, Metalocalypse, King Of The Hill, Archer, Venture Brothers, X-Men: The Movie, X-Men: Evolution, X-Men, X-Men, Wolverine & the X-Men, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Community, and Chronicles of Narnia.

I am "citizenjess" here, as well as on LiveJournal (where I also archive drabbles), AdultFanfiction.Net (for, well, you know), and Archive of Our Own. I often co-write with my wife, "patientalien" (listed as "D" and/or "Diena Taylor" on some of our older stuff); look for her in my Favorite Authors list.


1. Ten Years of This, I'm Not Sure if Anybody Understands reviews
Obi-Wan and Anakin's early days together involve considerable growing pains, among other things. Fifty sentence 'fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-18-13 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
2. Under the Tongue Root a Fight Most Dread reviews
"It might be a worthwhile challenge to put him in his place, but Obi-Wan isn't Anakin's Master, after all." An AU wherein Qui-Gon survives the Battle of Naboo; takes place between Episode I and II. Contains semi-explicit Obi-Wan/Anakin; implied Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan; one-sided Qui-Gon/Anakin. Warning: Anakin is only seventeen here.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-3-13 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
3. I Love You, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan, reluctantly toting Anakin, carries out a diplomatic mission on Stewjon, his home planet, with mixed results. Written with patientalien.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,266 - Published: 4-20-13 - Anakin S. & Obi- Wan K. - Complete
4. Watch 'Em Do a Few Laps Around the Sun
Obi-Wan tries to figure out precisely how he fits in at different junctures of his life. Contains very lightly implied and very awkward (gay) Padawan fumblings.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Published: 4-4-13 - Obi-Wan K. & Count Dooku - Complete
5. Caught in the Undertow reviews
Obi-Wan comes to see Anakin in the Healer's Ward after he loses his arm.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-9-13 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
6. Whisper in a Dead Man's Ear, It Doesn't Make it Real reviews
Obi-Wan visits with Ventress after the events of "The Wrong Jedi."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-2-13 - Asajji Ventress & Obi- Wan K. - Complete
7. If I Should Call You Up, Invest a Dime reviews
Anakin receives a late-night correspondence. Spoilers for "The Wrong Jedi."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-13 - Anakin S. & Ahsoka T. - Complete
8. Don't Ask Me What Your Sacrifice Was For reviews
Darth Maul takes and Anakin gives: An Obi-Wan introspective during and after the events of "The Lawless" (5x16). Spoilers for season five. See author's notes for additional warnings.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-13 - Obi- Wan K. & Katooni - Complete
9. Sick Day reviews
Virgil and Norman watch over the Mighty One when he's sick.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-28-12 - Complete
10. I'm Not Here Without a Shield reviews
Virgil has scars. Takes place during the "Pandora's Box" two-parter. Warnings for non-graphic descriptions of torture, some mentions of blood.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-24-12 - Complete
11. Coming Up For Airklok reviews
"First come the phone calls." Abigail deals with the fallout of "Going Downklok." Spoilers through "Dethdinner."
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-12 - Nathan E. & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
12. There Are Bridges You Cross reviews
Virgil copes with the destruction of Lemuria, and the end of his friendship with Skullmaster.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-12 - Complete
13. I Seek to Cure What's Deep Inside reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan finally deal with the aftermath of Obi-Wan's deception. Slash. Spoilers for episodes 4x15 through 4x18. Warning: Slight dub-con elements.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-12 - Anakin S. & Obi- Wan K. - Complete
14. Don't GUITAR RIFF With Toki reviews
Toki rapes people and has adventures; a satirical look at Toki Wartooth being the "Metalocalypse" fandom bicycle. Warning: Rape jokes and general bad taste.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-12 - Toki W. - Complete
15. The War Outside Our Door Keeps Raging On reviews
Obi-Wan reflects on his latest mission; Anakin reflects on his poor dietary habits. Contains Obi-Wan/Ventress. Warning: Poop humor. Spoilers through 4x22.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-3-12 - Obi- Wan K. & Asajji Ventress - Complete
16. I'm Never Gonna Fall, But I'm Never Hard to Catch reviews
Obi-Wan and Ventress have a little typical, hardcore, casual sex.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-12 - Asajji Ventress & Obi- Wan K. - Complete
17. Q Screams for Ice Cream reviews
"Somehow, Picard laments, Q is even more of a presence in the wake of his de-powering than he was as a member of the Continuum."
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-10-12 - Q & J. Picard - Complete
18. Good Boy
"Charles' skin is smooth and pale and warm, his hair as thick as Magneto remembers, all those years back." Set around "X3." Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Published: 1-2-12 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete
19. So I Let My Walls Come Down reviews
Jean's and Charles' relationship is complicated by Apocalypse. Spoilers for the series finale. Contains Charles/Jean friendship, implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-26-11 - Jean Grey & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
20. These Words Have Never Left a Mouth
On the heels of battling Apocalypse, Charles receives a little help from his friends. Set immediately after the four-part "Beyond Good & Evil" arc from season four. Implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Published: 12-15-11 - Complete
21. Sometimes When We Touch, The Honesty's Too Much reviews
During their captivity in the Savage Land, Charles and Erik reflect on their shared past, and the origins of Brainchild are revealed. Implied Magneto/Charles slash.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-30-11 - Complete
22. The Proper Care and Feeding of Professors reviews
Erik cares for a flu-ridden Charles. Post-"Evolution." Magneto/Charles slash.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
23. Stinging and Older, Asleep on Pins reviews
Some forty years into their relationship, Charles broaches the subject of safe sex with Magneto. Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-18-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete
24. Make Up For Lost Time reviews
On the return trip to the mansion after seeing "Wicked," Charles and Magneto find that the play hits a little close to home. Contains Magneto/Charles slash.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-15-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
25. Not Not a Hero, Maybe
Magneto is framed, and the X-Men must work to clear his name; rinse and repeat as needed. Also, there are robots. Implied Magneto/Charles. Light spoilers for "Magneto: Not a Hero #1."
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Published: 11-10-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete
26. Now He's Gone, I Don't Know Why reviews
"He's left enough of her in-tact for her to know who he is; enough for her to be angry or wistful that they've parted ways." Set after "First Class." Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Moira.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-9-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete
27. Those Who Can't, Teach reviews
After Apocalypse has been defeated, Magneto moves into the mansion full-time, ostensibly as a teacher. Mixed reactions and wacky hijinx ensue. Contains suggestive Magneto/Charles scenes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-4-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
28. Something's Waiting Now to Pounce reviews
"'There is nothing I would rather be doing than acquiescing to an abduction by the Master of Magnetism on All Hallows' Eve.'" Magneto/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
29. One Night in Westchester reviews
"Charles refuses to call it a 'booty call,' even though that's precisely what it is." Magneto/Charles slash.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-28-11 - Complete
30. Welcome to the Jungle
"He dares to hope that the familiar curve of the helmet is who he thinks it could be." Spoilers for/slight AU of episode 1x16, "Badlands." Implied Magneto/Charles.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Published: 10-28-11 - Charles Xavier & Magneto/Eric M. L. - Complete
31. We Have a Chance to Find the Sunshine
Everyone deals with the aftermath of Armageddon in his or her own way. Spoilers for the series finale. Implied Magneto/Charles, Scott/Jean, Scott/Emma.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Published: 10-27-11 - Charles Xavier & Magneto/Eric M. L. - Complete
32. And Then There She Was reviews
"Jean and Scott have been practically inseparable ever since Charles introduced them ... and then Logan comes along." Light references to episode 1x20, "Breakdown". Implied Scott/Jean, Logan/Jean, Magneto/Charles.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-25-11 - Jean Gray/Phoenix & Scott S. - Complete
33. Crazy Old Man
Sarah aka Marrow ruminates on Charles' arrival in the future and his inclusion into her makeshift mutant family. Set after/spoilers for episode 1x09.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Published: 10-21-11 - Charles Xavier & Bishop - Complete
34. The Five Stages of Grief reviews
Magneto copes with Charles' death. Slash. Spoilers for the series finale.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-11 - Complete
35. We Didn't Know That It Would Blow Up reviews
Jean goes to Magneto in the wake of Charles' departure from the mortal coil. Softly explicit Magneto/Jean; implied Magneto/Charles. Spoilers for the series finale.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-20-11 - Complete
36. No One Told Me I Was Going To Find You
Charles and Erik meet in Haifa. Set prior to the original animated series. Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Gabrielle.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Published: 10-18-11 - Complete
37. And There Is No One With Whom I Would Rather
During a temporary reprieve while running for their lives in the Savage Land, Charles watches Magneto sleep, and ponders the implications of them being there together. Set during the "Reunion" two-parter from the original animated series.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Published: 10-17-11 - Complete
38. There Are Things That I Must Unlearn reviews
Jubilee has some questions about Charles' insistence on keeping Magneto alive; Logan tries his best to supply the answers. Set during episode 1x13. Implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-13-11 - Complete
39. Black Tie Affair reviews
Bored at a stuffy party, Erik pulls Charles into the bathroom for a brief reprieve. Erik/Charles slash. Set during "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
40. Safe Behind These Windows
Magneto reflects on the arrival of Charles Xavier to Genosha, and how his life has played out so far, and in the other man's wake. Implied Magneto/Charles. Takes place after episode 1x03.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Published: 10-9-11 - Magneto/Eric M. L. & Charles Xavier - Complete
41. Get A Long Little Doggie reviews
Life at the Xavier mansion during Training Week gets even more complicated with the arrival of a surly weiner dog. Set during "First Class." Contains Erik/Charles slash, as well as some questionable dog shenanigans.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete
42. One Step Forward, Two Steps Back reviews
Pietro alerts Charles of what has transpired between Wanda, Magneto, and Mastermind, much to Charles' chagrin. Takes place after "The Toad, The Witch, and the Wardrobe."
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
43. Rise Up To Rule reviews
Azazel teleports Charles away from the CIA base, per Shaw's request. Canon AU, set during "First Class." Implied Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-3-11 - Xavier, C. & Sebastian S. - Complete
44. Hold It Against Me reviews
"How to be Charles Xavier: Act like a smug dick." Charts Mystique's progress throughout late season two. Implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-1-11 - Mystique/Raven D. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
45. And You Are Only Just Beginning » reviews
Charles resumes his role as headmaster at the Xavier Institute, and also copes with the task of rebuilding the mansion, keeping track of old acquaintances, and dealing with a very moody Scott Summers. Takes place after 3x02.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-1-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
46. Til The World Ends » reviews
In Apocalypse's grasp, Charles has little to do but wait. Spoilers for the series finale of "Evolution." Implied Magneto/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
47. Making Amends reviews
Sinister contacts Charles for a little chat; Charles is not impressed.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-11 - Complete
48. My Love Is Here To Stay reviews
Trapped together in the Genoshan wilderness, Magneto makes an uncomfortable decision in order to help his son Pietro. Warning: Father-son incest.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-11 - Complete
49. Stand Up reviews
Pietro hurts his ankle. Magneto is there to help, aka "Dadneto to the rescue!"
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-30-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
50. We Meet in the Middle reviews
Wanda intends to get her revenge on Magneto, no matter what it entails, even if it means hurting the person closest to her in the world.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-11 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M. & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
51. What a Wicked Thing To Do To Make Me Dream of You » reviews
Erik thinks the nightmares will go away after the beach. They don't. Set a few months after "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-25-11 - Published: 9-24-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
52. So Don't Be Afraid To Let Them Show reviews
"Charles is born Charlotte Francine Xavier, and he knows from a young age that he is different." Set in pre- and post-"First Class" canon. Features FTM!Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-11 - Xavier, C. & Mystique - Complete
53. The Origin of Species
Charles meets the brilliant geneticist, Erik Lehnsherr, during an otherwise run-of-the-mill internship, and his world turns upside down.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Published: 9-22-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
54. No One Could Save Me But You » reviews
Erik ruminates on Charles' visits to his cell after he's taken into custody. Set during "X2."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
55. We Are The Ones Who're Gonna Last Forever reviews
Magneto isn't going to let Charles Xavier do something foolish like die without him. Set during episode 1x13 of the original animated series.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-11 - Complete
56. Rest Your Head Close To My Heart, Never To Part reviews
Charles has a secondary mutation, which leads to him birthing Erik's children. Warning: MPREG. Takes place between "First Class" and the original movie trilogy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-12-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
57. Paradise Found » reviews
Wanda's creation isn't perhaps as perfect as it appears. Set during the "House of M" saga. Erik/Charles.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-12-11 - Published: 8-22-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete
58. After All, We're Only Ordinary Men » reviews
Magneto intends to make Charles pay for manipulating his mind. Set after the events of "Ultimate X-Men #20."
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-12-11 - Published: 8-26-11 - Erik L./Magneto & Charles X./Professor X - Complete
59. Caught reviews
After getting caught by Sinister in the Savage Land, Charles is forced to do his bidding by locating Magneto.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-11 - Complete
60. Going to the Chapel reviews
Charles and Erik get gay married, "Evolution" style! Takes place some time after the series finale.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
61. We All Need Somebody To Lean On reviews
Pietro learns a reluctant lesson about slowly starting to trust his father again. Set during season two.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
62. Reunion reviews
Magneto and his son sit down and talk. Takes place directly after the events of "Speed and Spyke," aka episode 1x5.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
63. Fast Times At Bayville High reviews
Pietro takes a ride with Lance in his Jeep. Quicksilver/Avalanche slash.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-11 - Quicksilver/Pietro M. & Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
64. I Never Really Cared Until I Met You reviews
Magneto comes home. Erik/Charles. Takes place shortly after the series finale.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
65. I Know They Want Me Dead reviews
After the events of "Operation: Rebirth" season two, Magneto recharges at the Xavier mansion, in more ways than one. Implied Erik/Charles.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
66. Family Ties reviews
Captured by Mystique as bait for his father, Pietro, and later Magneto, reflect on the nature of family, and where they go from here. Spoilers for the series finale.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
67. Stuck in the Middle of It All » reviews
Moira struggles with her attraction to Charles Xavier, while Charles struggles to learn some boundaries. Implied Charles/Moira, Erik/Charles. Based on some deleted scenes from "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 9-1-11 - Moira MacTaggert & Xavier, C. - Complete
68. Priori Pevensie » reviews
Mr. Tumnus is a bad little faun, as Erik soon finds out. An "X-Men: First Class" and "Chronicles of Narnia" crossover.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 9-1-11 - Magneto & Tumnus - Complete
69. Attack of the Clones » reviews
Charles, Erik and company have to deal with the sudden influx of Charleses and Eriks from other universes and time periods at the mansion. Set during "First Class." Total, unabashed crack.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-3-11 - Published: 8-26-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
70. Maternal Instincts reviews
Charles reluctantly babysits the infantilized Erik for a weekend while Moira attends a genetics conference.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-3-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete
71. Family Circus reviews
Magneto and his brood attend family therapy, run by a terribly unhelpful Mystique. Warning: Implied MPREG.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
72. I Remember When I Lost My Mind reviews
Magneto seeks out an old friend after putting Wanda away. Spoilers for season two of "Evolution."
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-11 - Magneto/Erik L. & Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
73. Captivate Me By Your Resonating Light reviews
Charles uses the leverage of his friendship with Magneto to negotiate the details of his peace mission to Asteroid M., but Fabian Cortez gets in his way. Set during the "Sanctuary" two-parter. Erik/Charles, implied Charles/Amelia.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-11 - Complete
74. Distance Makes Us Wise reviews
Erik comes back. Set after "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
75. Trying Hard Not To Be Ashamed reviews
Erik has to ward off the advances of a drunken, handsy Charles, even though he doesn't really want to resist. Takes place during the infamous "First Class" road trip.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
76. Going Forward » reviews
Erik visits Charles several months after that fateful day on the beach.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-12-11 - Published: 6-24-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
77. The Emperor's New Clothes reviews
Charles and Erik go clothes shopping together. Set sometime during their stay at the mansion during "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-11-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
78. What You See Is What You Get reviews
Scott sees something not meant for his eyes. Erik/Charles. Set between "First Class" and the first film in the original trilogy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete
79. Muir Island Is No Good For You » reviews
Charles visits Moira and the newly-infantilized Erik on Muir Island.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 8-5-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete
80. Cellmates » reviews
After learning of Sinister's plans for them in the Savage Land, Charles and Magneto try to comfort one another.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 8-6-11 - Charles X./Professor X & Erik L./Magneto - Complete
81. Wounded » reviews
Charles receives an unexpected phone call. Spoilers for "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-3-11 - Published: 7-17-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
82. You're Living in a Man's World reviews
Moira MacTaggert discovers that mutants exist, and nothing is ever the same after that. Implied Erik/Charles, Charles/Moira.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-11 - Moira MacTaggert & Xavier, C. - Complete
83. But There's Someone Who's Torn It Apart reviews
Charles finds a way to cope with the aftermath of Cuba. Erik finds out. Warning: Self-injury. Spoilers for "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
84. Remember Me reviews
Written for a 1stclass-kink prompt: Charles loses his memory and Erik tries to convince him that they are lovers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-25-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
85. Thanks For Staying on the Winning Team reviews
Magneto eases into his leadership of the Brotherhood, aka Team Crappy Apartment.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-20-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
86. Magneto on a Plane reviews
Or, five reasons Magneto will never fly American Airlines again.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-19-11 - Complete
87. Control reviews
Magneto recognizes Charles Xavier instantly, even without hair; even with the excessive bruises and blood and the swelling of his face.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
88. DeEvolution reviews
Five ways Charles thought running a school for mutants would be better than it is.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-11 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier & Magneto/Erik L.
89. While Love Commands You reviews
Erik and Charles become domestic partners, circa 1982. Spoilers for "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-5-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
90. Afterthought reviews
Charles falls ill after overusing Cerebro. Erik offers his assistance.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-29-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete
91. Point Blank reviews
AU. Charles goes after Erik into Sebastian Shaw's submarine. Set during "First Class."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-27-11 - Magneto & Xavier, C. - Complete
92. Erik & Charles' Excellent Adventure reviews
Erik and Charles have several zany adventures during their infamous mutant recruitment road trip. Spoilers for "X-Men: First Class," and warnings for recreational drug and alcohol use. Written with patientalien.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-22-11 - Xavier, C. & Magneto - Complete
93. Le Morte de Pussy Magnifico
Ferus Olin had a fluff pittin named Pussy Magnifico. Part of the winduwatchers universe. Written with patientalien.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Published: 5-23-11 - Anakin Skywalker & Darth Vader - Complete
94. Big Trouble in Little Gstaad reviews
Anka's not finished with Archer yet. Spoilers for episode 2x01.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-22-11 - Complete
95. A Home is a House Your Heart Makes reviews
One Padawan's efforts to make a shared living space, well, liveable.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-11 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete
96. Intro to Academic Advising reviews
Rusty gets a day job.
Crossover - Venture Brothers & Community - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-11 - Rusty V. & Jeff W. - Complete
97. Fifty Ways to Love Your Coworkers reviews
With all of the office romance at ISIS, it's a wonder anything else gets accomplished.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-10 - Complete
98. Five Ways the Mighty One Could Have Died reviews
Sometimes, even destiny can't keep Mighty Max safe from harm. Warning: Character death.
Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-10 - Complete
99. The Change reviews
Ahsoka's not a girl, not yet a woman. Set during season three, but does not contain spoilers.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-8-10 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete
100. Cell Phone Tango reviews
Edward and Jacob's animosity is further fueled by text messaging.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-15-10 - Edward & Jacob - Complete
101. Shall We Dance? reviews
The Mighty One is a natural at DDR; Norman, not so much.
Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-15-10 - Complete
102. Armageddon Again reviews
It's the end of the world all over again, and Skullmaster has the upper hand.
Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-13-10 - Complete
103. Five Times Virgil Failed the Mighty One reviews
... and one time he didn't.
Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-10-10 - Complete
104. Private Dancer reviews
Toki discovers a new talent. Written for ftw302 for Hearts & Guts 2010.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-10 - Toki W. & W. Murderface - Complete
105. The Ballad of Natebecca reviews
Charles observes the celebrity supernova that is Natebecca. Charles/Nathan friendship.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-5-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete
106. Dethopoly reviews
Someone has to be the banker. Co-written with D for brutalbusiness' January challenge.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete
107. Staged reviews
Nathan copes with Charles' departure in stages; Charles contemplates his next move. Written for elanorofcastile for Yuletide 2009. Spoilers through the season three premiere.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-10 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete
108. A Spark of Inspiration reviews
Luanne considers who inspires her; Bobby considers the repercussions of animal testing; and Hank doesn't want to talk about Chuck Mangione. Written for Missy for Yuletide 2009.
King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete
109. Two Jedi and a Tentacle Monster reviews
An encounter with a tentacled creature leaves Obi-Wan pregnant, and everybody else just really, really amused. Written for Jedi Mistletoe 2009 for pronker.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-25-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete
110. Pyre reviews
Charles is released from his earthly duties. Spoilers for "Dethrelease".
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete
111. Here and There reviews
Charles tries to fit back into his Dethklok mold. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Charles/Nathan slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete
112. The Price of Revenge reviews
The Metal Masked Assassin knows exactly how to get under Charles' skin. Alternate ending for "Dethrelease". Contains a bit of gore.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete
113. Burzum's Boy reviews
Nathan has the chance encounter of a lifetime. Written for brutalbusiness' November 2009 theme month prompt.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-09 - Nathan E. & C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
114. Buttered Bread reviews
It's been nine months and Nathan wants some answers. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-28-09 - C. F. Ofdensen & Nathan E. - Complete
115. Thanksgivingklok reviews
The most brutal metal band in the world has to work on Thanksgiving. Brutal.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-26-09 - Complete
116. Charles in Charge reviews
Even the robot has a birthday. Spoilers through the season three premiere. Apologies for the lame pun in the title. Not really.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
117. Fellatioklok reviews
Charles follows up with the guys about a standing request. Yes, that one. Spoilers through the season three premiere.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-09 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
118. Dethpiggie reviews
Murderface gets a new pet.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-09 - W. Murderface - Complete
119. Your Call is Important to Us reviews
On a routine and irritating service call, Anakin unexpectedly catches up with an old friend. Set during "The Clone Wars". Kitster!fic. Written with D.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-4-09 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
120. What Happens on Corellia » reviews
A run-of-the-mill weekend excursion on the pleasure planet of Corellia results in consequences far more dire than Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Ahsoka Tano anticipate when Obi-Wan ends up married to Asajj Ventress. Written with D. COMPLETE.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,480 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 6-26-09 - Asajji Ventress & Obi- Wan K. - Complete
121. Life, After reviews
Siri went a little nuts after Ferus left the Order.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-09 - Obi-Wan K. & Siri T. - Complete
122. Recovery reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Ahsoka reflects on who her Master is, and what he means to her.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-09 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete
123. Paternal Affairs reviews
Sometimes, ignorance truly is bliss.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-2-09 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
124. Come What May reviews
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place ... except when it doesn't. Spoilers for episodes and concepts from season two; NOT a songfic.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-16-09 - Obi- Wan K. - Complete
125. Five Ways That Bella Could Have Kicked It reviews
It's a wonder she lasted that first year in Forks. Written for aizome's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete
126. Five Things That Shouldn't Have Happened to Ahsoka reviews
Summary: No one told Ahsoka that her Padawanship was gonna be this way. Written with the wife.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-31-09 - Ahsoka T. & Anakin S. - Complete
127. The Couch reviews
Stan and Kyle make an amazing discovery.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-23-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete
128. Payment in Kind reviews
It's a long flight to the Outer Rim. Takes place immediately after the season one finale of Clone Wars; alternate title: Ziro prison!fic.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-10-09 - Ziro the Hutt & Anakin S.
129. No Suit, Skin reviews
The Vocoder technology may open up an unwanted can of worms, or whatever it is that dolphins eat. Warning: Literal interpretation of the joke in the title.
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete
130. A Trip Down Mammary Lane reviews
A mission to Orto Plutonia makes Anakin reflect on his former Master, and a particularly irritating habit of his. Also, there are boobs. Based on the Clone Wars episode, Trespass. Written with D.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-20-09 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
131. Master of Disguise reviews
Forced participation in a youngling holiday celebration leads Anakin to concoct a peculiar revenge for his former Master. Written with D. Set during the Clone Wars; slight spoilers for episode 1x04.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
132. Viral Vision reviews
A dull mission in the Outer Rim finds Anakin and the 501st partaking in some pretty dubious activities. Written with D. Based on preview clips from episode 1x05 of the Clone Wars TV series; no intentional spoilers for the episode.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
133. Looking for Love in Alderaan Places reviews
As the Empire grows roots, Obi-Wan settles into solitude on Tatooine; the Organa family tucks into child-rearing; and Ferus Olin is a gardener. Also, for some reason, Garen is still alive. Based on Last of the Jedi by Jude Watson. Written with D.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,163 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-26-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Darth Vader - Complete
134. A Wife's Duty reviews
Being the wife of Lord Vader isn't as glamorous as it may seem from afar; AU, set after Episode III.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-3-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala - Complete
135. The Others reviews
Order 66 couldn't have been the only function programmed into the clones.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-9-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
136. Just Between Us Girls reviews
Darra has some womanly problems. Siri has the solution. Harrison has a sandwich. Hayden bought a tractor! Written with patientalien for Nic. Happy birthday!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-08 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
137. Of Padawans & Proper Pet Care reviews
Anakin learns the responsibilities of proper pet care. Written with patientalien, and based largely off of our winduwatchers roleplaying game, as well as the Jedi Quest book series by Jude Watson.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
138. Uninhibited reviews
Anakin has never seen his Master truly relax. Slash. Written with patientalien.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
139. The Rule reviews
He should have known better by now. Written for D. Please note that the concept of The Rule is lifted almost entirely from Scrubs.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-9-07 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
140. Friends Forever reviews
Max finds that his notoriety as the Mighty One has its drawbacks.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-07 - Complete
141. Punch Line reviews
Even Virgil can be pushed a little too far sometimes.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-27-07 - Complete
142. Smooth Operator reviews
Scarab realizes that Heka has an incredibly sexy telephone voice. Inspired by a very silly IM conversation with mendeia. Crack!fic.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-19-07 - Scarab & Heka - Complete
143. Sheets of Egyptian Cotton reviews
Evil truly does lurk around every corner. Written for mendeia. Crack!fic.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-07 - Complete
144. Complications reviews
He hadn't meant for it to happen exactly as it did – killing Prince Rapses, that is. Rated for descriptions of violence.
Mummies Alive! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-2-07 - Complete
145. Paparazzi Girl reviews
Jimmy had never really gotten the hang of the Internet. Chazz and Jimmy friendship.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete
146. Raising the Bar reviews
Their friendship had only existed in a dingy bar and even then, only barely. A Chazz and Stranz friendship story. Slashy.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-18-07 - Chazz M. M. & Stranz vW. - Complete
147. Laid Up reviews
Post movie. Jimmy gets appointed Chazz's babysitter while his ankle heals. Written with vzg. Slash, various pairings.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete
148. Cabin Fever reviews
Jimmy had been to the cabin before.
Blades of Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-07 - Jimmy M. & Coach - Complete
149. Sex, Lies & Celebrity Stalking reviews
The ballad of Hector. Wherein everybody's favorite stalker is back! Slashy.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete
150. Daddy Dearest reviews
Jimmy gets a potentially life changing phone call. Could have slashy undertones if you squint.
Blades of Glory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-07 - Jimmy M. & Darren M. - Complete
151. Practice Makes Perfect reviews
'Chazz taught me a couple of things'. Slash.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-3-07 - Chazz M. M. & Jimmy M. - Complete
152. Call Center reviews
Beavis and Butthead are unceremoniously dispatched from their jobs at Burger World, and seek new, albeit still sucky employment. Any resemblance to actual and living call centers is purely coincidental. Really.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete
153. Tableau reviews
My 1sentence challenge for Star Wars fandom, specifically, Anakin and Ferus. Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
154. Let Sleeping Demons Lie reviews
Written for 1fandom's fifty prompt challenge. Pretty much all the characters are represented here in some small way.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-16-06 - Complete
155. Padme's Perfect Peach reviews
How does Anakin love Padme? Watch him ruminate on it in the most cliched and euphemism filled way possible.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Padmé Amidala - Complete
156. The First Step to Acceptance reviews
Obi Wan has a problem. Anakin has a question. Madam Nu just has the goods. Rated for silly porno vid descriptions. Implied slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-16-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
157. False Starts reviews
Ferus reminisces, and Obi Wan tries dejectedly to move on. Set during Jude Watson's Last of the Jedi series, and takes place soon after Episode III. Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-06 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
158. Much Ado About Lunch reviews
The Chosen One is a solitary figure, including, it seems, at mealtimes. Cowritten with patientalien. Anakin is about eleven here, so this fits snugly just before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
159. Lost & Found
Three years later, and Ferus doesn't understand why he can't let his emotions surrounding the mysterious circumstances of his old Master's disappearance go. Based on a little inconsistency snafu regarding Ferus' Padawanship, as written by Jude Watson.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
160. Hands Free reviews
Yoda, um. Masturbates. Really. This wasn't my idea, but sadly, I've probably written worse. Takes place in the Jedi Quest universe, because I am a total Jude Watson slut.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-06 - Yoda - Complete
161. Slouching Towards Tradition reviews
Anakin makes a present for his Master's birthday. Set just before the Jedi Quest Special Edition by Jude Watson. Could be considered slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
162. Eye of the Storm reviews
Written with patientalien. One take on how Anakin got that infamous scar. Implied Anakin and Obi Wan slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
163. Knowing How to Get By
Sometimes, Anakin has to learn how to survive on his own. Written for alphabetasoup's T is for Thief challenge, and heavily inspired by parallels of Anakin to Aladdin.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
164. Beware the Fury of a Quiet Man
Anakin never does anything quietly. Written for alphabetasoup's K for Kaboom challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
165. Strip Tease reviews
Dooku learns the hard way just what Emperor Palpatine does to unwind. Implied slash. Rated higher for shirtless, sweaty Anakin flesh.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-06 - E. Palpatine & Anakin Skywalker - Complete
166. Nightmares & Dreamscapes reviews
Anakin doesn't sleep so well. Implied slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
167. Abandonment reviews
A series of similarly themed drabbles focusing on, basically, how Obi Wan never catches a break. Implied Master and Padawan slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Obi-Wan K. & Qui-Gon J. - Complete
168. Recapitulation reviews
Anakin returns to Coruscant after the events of Episode II a changed man. Implied Obi Wan and Anakin slash.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
169. Found reviews
Written for the Xanatos challenge on the jajq community on LiveJournal, and also to satisfy my own urges to write Mace Windu with an afro. On a standard trip to Telos, Qui Gon finds something unexpected.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-06 - Qui-Gon J. & Xanatos - Complete
170. Swimfan reviews
Anakin learns how to swim. Written with patientalien, and set a few years before Jude Watson's Jedi Quest series. Fluff.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
171. Shimmersilk reviews
An AU version of Jude Watson's Jedi Quest 8, The Changing of the Guard. Anakin assumes the identity of a flirtacious female villain in order to catch a dangerous group of crooks. Slashy, if you really look for it.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-06 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
172. The Chosen One Club reviews
The paths of four heroes cross, with somewhat disastrous results. If you can pick out all the fandoms involved, you win a cookie.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-15-06 - Complete
173. Kiss the Cook reviews
Summoning the Mighty One is one of the few joys that Virgil and Norman allow themselves. Crackfic.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-13-06 - Complete
174. A New Hope reviews
A savior is born, and destiny lies in wait. Title is shamelessly stolen from George Lucas. A prequel of sorts to the series at large.
Mighty Max - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete
175. Plugging Away reviews
The day before their big project for History class is due is pretty much exactly when Max remembers that, one, it was assigned, and two, it's not finished. Contains Max and Bea subtext if you squint. Crackfic.
Mighty Max - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-5-06 - Complete
176. The One Where Cartman Totally Fags Out reviews
Cartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-21-06 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete
177. Out reviews
Kyle and Stan take the plunge. Slash, crackfic. Written as a small belated tribute to National Coming Out Day 2006.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-12-06 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete
178. Pierced reviews
Richie explores some previously uncharted territory. Takes place between seasons one and two. Implied slash, fluff.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-12-06 - Complete
179. That Way reviews
Virgil and Richie showcase their mastery of the art of avoidance. Slash.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-11-06 - Complete
180. Anakina Jolie reviews
Anakin is pregnant. Yes, really. Written in the form of nine separate 100 word drabbles. Slash, MPREG, and sheer idiocy contained herein.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-19-05 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
181. Severance reviews
Anakin is Knighted. Takes place between Episodes II and III. Implied slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-3-05 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete
182. Settle reviews
Obi Wan brings Luke to Tatooine to meet his new relatives. Set immediately after RotS.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-05 - Obi-Wan K. & Luke S. - Complete
183. Dudes & Chicks reviews
Beavis has some questions that even Butthead can't answer.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-14-03 - Complete
184. Eggnog reviews
In their latest of a slew of temporary lairs, Dr. Drakken and Shego share a moment of serenity. Also, alcohol.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-12-03 - Shego & Drakken - Complete
185. Friendly Foe reviews
Seeking a bit of rare solitude, Kim steps outside of her immediate world, and runs into a certain archnemesis with a peculiar penchant for green.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 12-11-03 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete
186. Don't Drop The Soap reviews
Valmont experiences the various atrocities of prison. Set during the second season.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03 - Valmont & Chow - Complete
187. Plugged In reviews
Set immediately after 'The New Atlantis'. Uncle makes good on his promise to sell Valmont's shoes.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-03 - Uncle C. & Valmont - Complete
188. Jab reviews
Midterms suck, even in the Wizarding world. Written as a birthday gift for a few LiveJournal friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-8-03 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
189. Possessed reviews
Shendu prods Valmont during tea time. Slashy undertones.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-03 - Valmont & Shendu - Complete
190. Wrong? reviews
A short piece centered around Virgil's overall behavior and attitude in 'Max Versus Max'.
Mighty Max - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-11-02 - Complete
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