Who am I? I am myself.

I have an over active imagination and an instant plot device. Fear me. I'm more of a one shot story writer, but I do multi chapter fics from time to time.

FF.net decided to eat some of the punctuation in some of my older stories, namely the quotation marks. I think I fixed all the chapters that had them missing but if you come across any that I missed, please let me know! I'll be very grateful.

Works in Progress

I'd Rather Be Drizzt's Shrink (Forgotten Realms) - part 2 of 2 in outline.

This story revolves around the things that can go horribly horribly wrong on any given journey, but not the kind that involve battle. It's about cooking gone wrong, the compass malfunctioning, mistakes with plant life and so forth. The idea behind the story was what sort of little things could happen to make the party start to wonder if they're cursed. I'm trying to avoid slapstick comedy though. Part one focuses on fun with nature, while part two will take the poor characters into town.

Completed Works

The Dark Elf Trilogy on 30 Seconds (Forgotten Realms) - A short humorous look at the dark elf trilogy. Co-written with Lady Fellshot when we had far, far too much energy.

A Use for Morals (Forgotten Realms) - Written when I was thinking about why Zak would have taught Drizzt morals. If there are no good Drow, where did Zak get his sense of morals? This was the reason I came up with.

Bird Watching (Fruits Basket) - This was actually inspired by an obnoxious bird that was living outside of my window for a while. I thought it would be funny to apply the same situation to Shigure's house.

Touch it (Weiss Kreuz) - Very few stories in this fandom ever touch upon the character's day jobs, so I decided to try my hand at it. Hopefully the ending makes people laugh.

Broken Record (Weiss Kreuz) - A look at an angsty Ken because angsty Ken is fun to write. The story takes a look at the conflict between Ken's daytime self and his night job of an assassin.

Three Heartbeats (Weiss Kreuz) - This was intended to be a look at the assassinations from the point of view of a redshirt but it actually can be read another way as well. Readers are clever that way.

Live (Weiss Kreuz) - Ken's thoughts as he escapes from the tower at the end of the TV series. Slight AU since I changed a minor detail. I was trying to explore in this character's reasons for fighting and how they might have changed over the course of the series because of the camaraderie between the team.

Torture (Weiss Kreuz) - An experiment in angsty humor. This was my first look into the main character's day job and how it couldbe a source of humor. None of the team, except for possibly Omi, seems to like being florists and as Aya doesn't really say much he got to be the victim for this piece.

The Replacement (Weiss Kreuz) - This is the longest fic I've written so far. It was going to be shorter, but to grew along the way. My writing improved along the way of writing this. It was my first time writing Sena and Kyo and I think I did a pretty good job with them. I tried to make the villains intelligent and keep enough humor in the story so it wouldn't get too depressing.