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Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Veronica Mars, and Harry Potter. My name is Arielle and I am currently a student at the University of California Berkeley. Where is my fanfiction, you might ask? Well, as of yet, it does not exist. So I suppose it is in that place between something and nothing. You know, where souls go when they reach Enlightenment. (EDIT: Hey, look! I've finally finished a story! One that I started a year and a half ago! That should give you some idea of the pace at which I work.) The truth is I will probably not be writing fan fiction, but instead reviewing other people's fan fiction, most often negatively. Because let's face it: it probably sucks. (See icon for more details. Actually, don't, because I've changed it. Because Doctor/Donna is awesome.) If you don't like a review I give you, go ahead and send me a message about how I'm just jealous of your extraordinary talent, or how I couldn't write anything better, or how I'm stupid and mean and a bitch; I will probably find it very amusing. Have a nice day! If you've deluded yourself into thinking you're unique when you're actually an annoying, hyperactive, talentless git who has the same copy-and-pastes as everyone else, get over yourself and don't paste this into your profile. | |||||||||||
1. The Doctor doesn't sparkle reviewsThe Doctor lands in the Pacific Northwest. I don't know what compelled me to do this. Complete crack!fic, rated K, for no offensive material whatsoever. Like, seriously. Mormons would approve.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-22-08 - Complete2. I'm Surrounded By Freaks reviewsCordelia just can't seem to escape these crazy people. Even in England. BuffyHP crossover, crack!fic, one shot. Rated T for languageCrossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-27-07 - Cordelia C. - Complete3. A Pirate's Life For Me reviewsVeronica always thought Pirates of the Carribean was just a ride. She was wrong. Crack!fic. One shot. POTCVM crossover. Extremely silly. Rated T for language, and nothing else.Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-17-07 - Complete