Well, hello there. Yes, you, behind the fridge.
I'm.. well.. The Mutant Velociraptor, or NC to close friends who actually know what it stands for.
As you probably guessed, I like velociraptors, and mutants. What you probably didn't know is I'm a science-fiction nut (skiffy, man!) and have a very weird sense of humour. Also, I have an unhealthy obsession with the man in the hat over there, which is entirely my father's fault.
I mostly write fanfiction, though I do have a few original stories and poems (which really should be up on FictionPress, but I'm much too lazy to put 'em up). The reason for this is I usually get inspired during the obsession-period which invariably follows any good movie/book/television series viewing/reading/watching. There are of course a few exceptions to this but I'm much too paranoid to stick 'em on here.
I'm afraid I'm going through a period of writer's block at the moment, so any updates from me may take a while. In the meantime, I suggest you read The Lost Hat, or any of my one-chapter fics (Music & Memories, Late Reactions, Secret of the Penan I'm not planning on continuing this, sorry); the rest are either rubbish or unfinished.
Updates!
Updated bio. Cheer for me.
26/12/04: Eep. I am so very, very sorry for the lack of updates on my part. I have no excuse whatsoever. Sorrysorrysorrysorry. I swear I'll upload a new chapter of The Mattress ASAP. =X insertmuchembarrassmentonmypart
30/11/04:Whoo! Did my 50,000 words, and got my buttons/certificate. :3 Haven't finished the story yet, but will soon. If you desperately want to read it, here's the link - http://www.geocities.com/hatcream/nano2004/synopsis.htm
Random Quote of the Week/Month/Whatever:
"Writing is the hardest way of making a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators."
- I'mnotquitesure
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