Yami no Bakura looked up from the magazine he'd been flipping through to glare at the people through the screen. "Who the hell are you and why on earth are you looking at CPOP's profile?"

Yami no Yuugi perked up, "There are people here?"

The white haired thief nodded and pointed to the internet-viewers, "Yeah, these people. Make them leave."

Yami no Malik spoke up from his position on the ceiling. Well, acctually, he was inside the vent in the ceiling, looking for an escape from the room they were trapped in. "I can make them leave." He grinned creepily and twirled a wrench around.

The former pharaoh glared at him, "No! They're obviously here for something...though, I can't think of what that might be..."

Yami no Bakura snorted, "Yeah, it's not like she's interesting or anything, so they can't be here to learn about her."

The larger dark fell out of the vent, but landed like a cat anyway: on his feet. He dusted himself off while saying, "So they don't want to know that her real name is Taylor? Or that she's seventeen and won't let me near her truck, Oscar, despite the fact it's a hunk of crap? I think that's pretty interesting."

The other two stared at him. Finally Yami no Yuugi spoke: "She named her truck Oscar? What kind of a name is that for a vehicle?"

Yami no Bakura snorted, "How would you know anyway, Pharaoh?" Yami no Yuugi 'hmph'd at him, but the white-haired menace didn't seem to care as he continued, "Maybe they want to know the nitty-gritty details, like how her favorite animals are sea turtles and musk oxen, or how her favorite colors are teal and dark purple? Or how we're all here because she paid a visit to Light and L in MysteriousPenname (MP)'s profile?"

"...may she burn in hell." Yami no Malik contributed. The mentally-touched one of the three twitched violently and sneezed as a peice of vent-dust went up his nose.

The former Pharoah sighed and picked up a piece of lint that had fallen on him after Yami no Malik decided to shake the dust from the vent out of his hair like a dog. "MP is awesome, tomb keeper...it's not her fault she inspired this torture...And anyway; they probably just want a way to contact her to yell at her about how she NEVER updates her fics, only those creepy lists that live below us."

All three souls shuddered collectively. The lists were very creepy.

Yami no Bakura growled, bored of this. He got up from the couch to peer out at the internet-people, "Look her MSN is 'Tears.Never_Die@hotmail.com' and her AIM is Camels Candles, but don't try to contact her that way because it's a one-in-a-million chance she's on AIM."

Yami no Malik giggled, "Her hotmail address is so angsty!"

Yami no Yuugi giggled along, "Hee, her dad thought that her AIM was 'Camels Candies' and got creeped out once..."

Yami no Bakura continued glaring at the internet-people. They stared back. He growled, "Why are you people still here!? What more could you possibly want to know about that lazy oaf?"

Yami no Yuugi offered, "Maybe they're curious about her creepy personality?"

"Why on earth, heaven and all the hells would anyone give a damn?" The Egyptian asked. "It's not like the fact that she's a Saggitarius in the Western Zodiac or a Sheep in the Chinese Zodiac is going to make her interesting."

Yami no Yuugi shrugged. "It could help."

"They're still here. What more do they want?" Yami no Bakura asked, jabbing at the screen.

"Don't poke that or Kaiba will kill you." Yami no Yuugi said, "He's the one who created it and gave it to us."

"...The internet?" Yami no Malik asked, genuinely curious...having the mindset of a six-year-old does that to you.

"No, the only window we have to life beyond this room." Yami no Bakura said, still poking.

"Has anyone else realized how inhumane this is?" Yami no Yuugi asked, before anyone else could say anything the screen broke and the connection was lost.

The 'Creepy' Lists

Favorite All-Time Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! (For ever and ever, baby)

Other Favorite-Favorites: X-Men, House, M.D., InuYasha

Favorite Anime/Manga/Comics: Lucky Star, Ouran...Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Ruronu Kenshin, MagicalxMiracle, Her Majesty's Dog, Wish, Vampire Game, X-men, Spawn, Watchmen, InuYasha, Furits Basket, etc.

Favorite Book: Dragonriders of Pern

Favorite T.V Series: True Blood, U.S. of Tara, House M.D. (It's like crack I take in with my eyes.), random cartoons.

Favorite Movies: 300, City of Angels, Fluke, Disney.

Favorite Characters: (YGO) Yami no Bakura • Yami no Yuugi • Yami no Malik • Malik Ishtar • Akefia • Priest Seth • Kujaku Mai • Kisara • Dartz • Pharaoh Atem (Furuba) Kureno • Akito • Ayame • Hatori • Ritsu (RK) Hajima Saito • Kenshin Himura • Sagara Sanosuke • Makimachi Misao • And many, many minor characters. (House) James Wilson • Gregory House • Stacy Warner • Lisa Cuddy • Lawrence Kutner (PotC) James Norrington • Barbossa • Jack Sparrow • Davy Jones (HP) Remus Lupin • Severus Snape • Minerva McGonagall • Sirius Black • George Weasley • Bill Weasley • Charlie Weasley • Fred Weasley • Harry Potter (ehm...werewolf!Harry, dark!Harry, crippled!Harry (or any related version thereof)) (IY) Sesshomaru • Kagura • Hakakku • InuYasha • Koga • Kagome • Kaede (old people rule) • Kirara (I have a lot of favorite character's here who's names start with 'K'...) (DN) L Lawliet • Light(Raito) Yagami • Matsuda • Ryuk • Mikami Teru • Misa Amane • Kira (yes, I view Kira as different from Light: I'm a YGO fan, shaddup)

(The list shall never stop growing! MWAHAHAHA!)

Not-so Favorite Characters: (YGO) Kawai Shizuka • Fandom Ryou • Rebecca Hawkins • Insector Haga • Canon Anzu (Furuba) Tohru Honda • Kyo Sohma (House) Allison Cameron • Robert Chase • Stacy Warner (it's a love/hate relationship...) (PotC) Will Turner (HP) homophobe!Ron • hero!Harry • emo!Snape (or any related version thereof) • Ginny Weasley (in general she = grossness) (IY) Miroku • Ayame • Naraku (DN) Near • Mello • Takada

(Trust me, there's more to come here...)

Yu-Gi-Oh Shippings!

1) MY OTP! Darkshipping Yami no Bakura x Yami no Yuugi
2) MY OT3! Yamishipping Yami no Yuugi x Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura
3) Bickershipping • Malik x Seto x Jou
4) Arrogantshipping Mai x Seto
5) Corruptshipping • Akefia x Seth

Powershipping • Malik x Seto
Mastershipping • Seto x Ryuuji
Antagoshipping • Yami no Bakura x Seto
Deathshipping • Yami no Malik x Ryou
Changeshipping • Malik x Otogi
Dangershipping • Yami no Malik x Seto
Kleptoshipping Yuugi x Yami no Bakura
Fadeshipping • Yami no Malik x Jounouchi
Clashshipping • Yami no Malik x Yami no Yuugi
Crossshipping • Yami no Malik x Yuugi
No name...o.o... • Akefia x Yami no Yuugi
No name...o.o... • Yami no Bakura x Atemu
Casteshipping • Atemu x Akefia
Cageshipping • Yami no Bakura x Yami no Yuugi x Malik
Diamondshipping • Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura x Mai

And more. :3 But I can't think of them at the moment. It took me forever to put them in order. @.@ I love them all too much to pick favorites...and yet, I did. Oh! They're also in Seme x Uke style, too. :3 Since I forgot to do that. As for the threesomes...well, er..I dunno. o.O

...This just goes to show how much of a life I don't have.

It doesn't like Tendershipping, Bronzeshipping, Puzzleshipping or Chaseshipping very much at all. I just don't like the Yamis with the Hikaris, it's blech...except for Puzzleshipping, 'cause that's just sorta-kinda cute.

- Shippings current as of - 05/08/09

Housepairings!

1) House x Wilson (strong friendship or slash, both are obvious to me)
2) Chase x Wilson (gotta love Chase's crushes...)
3) House x Cuddy

Piratespairings!

1) Will x Norrington (strong friendship/crush or slash)
2) Norrington x Jack (It's a given.)

Potterpairings!

1) Snupin • Severus x Remus (So...Cute! Marauders era or present, it's still awesome)
2) Snarry • Severus x Harry (If you read certian stories...it's hard -not- to like it...)
3) Heorge • Harry x George (I really don't know, but I love it.)

Fred x George x Harry (Must love threesomes?)
Remus x Ron (XD I've only read one fic...but still! So cyute!)
Tonks x Severus (Is cute. Will ship. lolz)
Draco x Remus (Hee...I wanna see Draco have a crush on Moony)
Fenrir x Remus (I wanna see it...oO)
Sirius x Severus (Gotta love the hate, man)
Lucius x Severus (one-sided crushing on Lucy's part = uberlovejoy)
Minerva x Mrs. Norris (Don't even ask what I was on when I thought this was cute...but it is.)
Remus x Tonks (Het and canon. -gasp- but still...tis cute, no?)
Draco x Ginny (omg. x_x somebody needs to shoot me for that one...I don't even like these two by themselves...though I suppose they deserve each other, no? Hellz, it's worth it just to see them argue.)
Charlie x Draco (Dragon tamer, meet the Little Dragon. Need I say more?)
Hermione x Severus (...this is another pairing somebody needs to shoot me for...but, if done right, is most entertaining.)
Ron x Draco (...if Hermione gets a pairing on my list, then so does Ron!...okay so Ron now has two, but...whatevs!)

...Why is it that Harry Potter is able to bring out my Het-shipper side?...Oh my...If I'm not careful this list will catch up to my YGO one. Xp

- Pairings current as of - 07/08/09

Inupairings!

1) Sesshomaru x Kagome (...my no-longer-secret addiction-pairing...)
2) Koga x Kagura (...if Koga doesn't kill her it could totally work, shaddup)
3) InuYasha x Sango (wow, my top three are all het pairings. XD miracle?)

- Pairings current as of - 03/31/08

DNpairings!

1) L x Light/Light x L (Yesh, there is a difference and yesh, I can't decide. XD)
2) Matsuda x Light (...you all were thinking it too.)
3) Misa x L (so cyute. X3)

- Pairings current as of - 05/13/08

X-Pairings!

1) Logurt • Logan x Kurt
2) Kuroro • Kurt x Ororo (So..adorable. Nya!)
3) Kurtty • Kurt x Kitty (No, I don't like every Kurt pairing...>_>;)
4) Logean? • Logan x Jean (I have issues with Cyclops.)

- Pairings current as of - 07/8/09

Favorite Fanfiction Quotes

“B-But my yami!” Ryou cried, sniffling, “He’s never experienced a hurricane before…! He could think it’s something to eat, run out there and get mowed over by a palm tree!” - Ryou about Bakura in Motel 37 - By Her Sweetness

"I can feel you oozing warm fuzies all the way over here..."

“Warm fuzzies don’t ooze...they float or...something.” - House and Wilson in Therapy by Juliabohemian

"Harry Potter, I am not going to hit you with a shoe!" - Snape in The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy

I watch Severus while the others ask him questions: is it normal to be so sleepy, to be nauseated in the evening instead of the morning, to think the mattress stuffing looks delicious? (The answer to that last one turns out to be yes, though Severus asks Hermione to please try to resist that impulse.) - Exerpt in Harry's POV from As Sharp As Sunlight by Amanuensis

"If you finish that sentence I swear to God I'll kill you with my pen." - Cameron to House in Five Days a Week by Milkshake Butterfly

"...thanks for the mental image. I'm going to go see if there're any particularly disgusting festering sores anywhere in the hospital to try and drive it away." - Foreman to Chase in Five Days a Week by Milkshake Butterfly

(I lost most of my fanfic quotes! D: Stupid ff.net deleted most and screwed the rest all up!)

Favorite Misc. Quotes

Thinking about Kaiba was like looking through a kaleidoscope where the fragments never seemed to fit. There was the twisted boy whose heart I deliberately shattered; the young man who returned, telling no one of his journey, keeping the world at a distance, seemingly moved only by his love for his little brother. There was the duelist who was consumed with anger and hate every time he touched his deck; the warrior who defeated destiny proudly proclaiming as he did so, that what was in men’s hearts could surpass even God. Finally there was the brother who flew off to America to reclaim what Mokuba always insisted was his true dream. It seemed like too many people to answer to a one-word name.

Kaiba also saved Anzu's life near the end of the Yuugi vs. Jounouchi duel in Battle City by summoning his helicopter on autopilot; he was able to send the crane threatening to crush her into the sea. Afterwards, she thanked... Mokuba. For setting her loose from where she'd been tied up. ...Isn't that sorta like someone sending you a million dollars in the mail and you only thanking the postman who brought you the check?

"The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present." - Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes.

"His train of thought is still boarding at the station." - Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.

"Shut up, at least the bunnies are on fire." - Mac From Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

And that concludes My favorites. Thank you for reading my pointless interests. You've now officially been pimped. (plucks yer shirt)

FAN FIC UPDATES!

The Way to Carry On: Can't remember my original plot-line. Trying to think of a new one to continue.

Inherit the Wind: See above.

Winter Tradition: Year Three added (FINALLY)

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