Blynneda
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since: 03-22-01, id: 52258
Author has written 25 stories for Odd Couple, StarTrek: The Original Series, StarTrek: Enterprise, and Monk.
Hoo hoo! I'm changing my life story again! Don't you wish you could do that in reality?

Sadly, my life/interests have not altered much since I last wrote one of these. Besides that, whenever I decide to do one of these things, I realize as I'm writing it that I'm just too lazy to actually come up with something thoughtful about myself.

Let's see... I'm a writer (really? never woulda guessed). Lately, about all I've been writing is Monk-related. Or else somehow related to my schoolwork, assuming I actually do it.

Actually seems to be one of my favorite words, considering the fact that I've used it so much in this little bio.

Damn. Now I realize I preferred what I had here before. Oh, well. It's lost forever in the mists of time and the Internet.

That reminds me of something...

By the way, enjoy my stories! Assuming, of course, that you intend to (or have already) read them. Which is a safe assumption, I would think, unless you're one of those weirdies that just likes to read other people's bios. And if you are , well, then, I hope you enjoyed my bio!


1. Stress on the Job » reviews
Sharona learns some bad news that threatens her job with Monk, just as Monk gets some bad news of his own. Totally updated! Chapter Three
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-30-03 - Published: 5-27-03
2. Crawling Back to You reviews
Just a little ficlet, a "night in the life" of Monk.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-16-03
3. Mr Monk and the Elevator reviews
Monk investigates an impossible crime (what's new), while Sharona deals with her ex-husband.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-11-03
4. Mr Monk and the Motel Woman reviews
Monk solves a crime at a sleazy motel, but is it even a murder? Answer to fanfic Challenge.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-30-03
5. Drop Dead Travis! reviews
Parody of "Dead Stop," another episode from long, long ago.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-27-03
6. They Might Be Romulans reviews
Parody of "Minefield." Remember that episode?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-27-03
7. Loose Ends and Ceiling Tiles reviews
A 'missing scene' from "Mr. Monk and the Earthquake." Just a little wrap-up, nothing special.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-13-03
8. Whaddaya Mean We've Done This Before! reviews
Parody of "Judgment."
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-03
9. Locked Box » reviews
Spock and McCoy have their own little adventure, involving danger and a lot of banter, not necessarily in that order. COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,330 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 4-16-03 - Published: 11-18-02 - L. McCoy & Spock - Complete
10. Crossing Over with Jon Archer reviews
Parody of "The Crossing." The umpteenth in a series of thrilling parodies!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-12-03
11. Versus » reviews
A series of largely unrelated stories that are FUNNY! Please trust me! Unless you don't think they're funny. Then they aren't. **Spock vs. Birthdays**
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-28-03 - Published: 1-15-03
12. Where in the Galaxy is Hoshi Sato? reviews
Parody of "Vanishing Point."
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-21-03
13. Stop Shooting! reviews
Parody of "Cease Fire."
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-17-03
14. The 15 Year Late Script reviews
Parody of "Stigma"
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-11-03
15. DarmokArena reviews
Parody of "Dawn" Yes. I have finally returned! Is anyone else cheering? No? Hmm.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-03
16. Secret Santa reviews
The obligatory Christmas story (hey, that rhymes!). Just a fun little bit of holiday fluff. Sorry for the length, it refused to end. I hope it's worth it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-18-02
17. I am NOT Obsessed! reviews
Parody of "Singularity." Yes, another parody. You'd think I have better things to do with my time...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-26-02
18. MisCommunicator reviews
Parody of "The Communicator." Rated for excessive use of one particular word.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-20-02
19. The Shirt reviews
It's been done, but here's my take on what happens with Malcolm's shirt in "Shockwave II"
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-12-02 - H. Sato & M. Reed
20. A Night Partially, But Not Entirely, In Sickbay reviews
Back by popular demand! Well, as popular as I get. Parody of...you guessed it, "A Night in Sickbay"
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-7-02
21. Paul Revere and the Raiderser, Marauders reviews
Parody of the episode "Marauders"
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-31-02
22. Wonder Bones reviews
This is a parody of "Wonderboy" by Tenacious D, a group that is in itself parodic. This is the result of desperately avoiding my actual work.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-28-02 - L. McCoy & Spock
23. Bottle of Whiskey reviews
McCoy is particularly distraught at losing a patient and gets drunk.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-17-02 - L. McCoy & Spock
24. Long Ago reviews
Epilogue to "All Our Yesterdays" It's my first Star Trek fic, I hope it goes well. Just a little language of the sort you hear when watching your average tv show these days.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-22-02
25. Felix is Gay? reviews
Note: this is not slash, it's actually very innocent, but I gave it PG-13 just to be safe. I think the title is fairly self-explanatory. This is my first contribution to ffn, and my first OC story, so be nice.
Odd Couple - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-30-01