| Twinings |
Author has written 100 stories for Batman, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman the Animated Series, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Red Eye, Batman, Hellraiser, Halloween, Justice League, Misc. Movies, Kill Bill, and DC Superheroes. I am no man. | |||||||||||||
1. A Body Worth Guarding » reviewsOh, Arkham. What fun we've had within your walls.Batman - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-8-09 - Published: 9-14-09 - Scarecrow & Harley Quinn2. Poppaea's Demise reviewsPoppaea! She was his wife! And she was unfaithful to him! So he got mad and he jumped on her! Up and down, up and down, until he squashed her like a bug! Please don't jump on me! -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-15-09 - Scarecrow - Complete3. Noel » reviewsMarley was dead, to begin with. Wait, who's playing Marley? Somebody get Arnold Wesker on the phone. -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Scarecrow - Complete4. A Revival or a Hanging reviewsDoesn't anything exciting ever happen between Halloween and Thanksgiving? No, not Guy Fawkes Day. Good guess, though! -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-08 - Scarecrow - Complete5. Stray CAT Strut » reviewsToday is someone's birthday, and it's time to celebrate! Whose birthday? Who cares! -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 8-3-08 - Scarecrow & Timothy D. - Complete6. Genesis » reviewsIn the beginning, there were rogues.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 6-26-08 - Selina K. - Complete7. Gesundheit reviewsGood health. Long life. -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-11-08 - Scarecrow - Complete8. Wild Goose » reviewsChase, chase, chase, that's all we ever do. -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - The Riddler & Bruce W. - Complete9. Calamity reviewsBruce Wayne doesn't throw parties very often. When he does, they almost never involve masks. -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-30-08 - Bruce W. - Complete10. Metropolitan Tomfoolery » reviewsWhen in Rome...grab a fiddle and watch it burn. -CAT-DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete11. Ra Sho Mon Gu Niu reviewsThe sign on the door said 'Open Sesame. Chicken.'Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-17-08 - Mad Hatter & Barbara G.12. Spring Training » reviewsImportant life lessons: Don't trust strangers, don't trust your idol, and don't trust the treacle. -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-17-08 - Mad Hatter - Complete13. CopyCAT » reviewsTake Your Daughter to Work Day this was not. -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 8-1-07 - Selina K. & Mad Hatter - Complete14. Letters From the Front » reviewsWhen a man is being chased...there must necessarily be a chaser. -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-6-08 - The Riddler - Complete15. Screams in the Night reviewsIt can only mean one thing. Hugs! -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-08 - The Riddler - Complete16. Fearful Symmetry reviewsAgain and again it repeats, for vengeance cannot be killed.Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-08 - Complete17. A Better Mousetrap » reviewsThere's facing your fear,' she said, 'and then there's tempting fate.'Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 2-23-08 - Scarecrow - Complete18. That Darn CAT » reviewsThere was no way this could have gone according to plan. -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 12-5-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete19. A Matter of Family reviewsStop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete20. Key Jingly Doom reviewsAnd thus a pattern is established. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete21. When I Have a Little Girl reviewsYou created me, Mom, so I guess you're to blame for the love that I feel just from hearing your name. You're as tender as corned beef and as warm as pastrami...I love my mommy. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-07 - Complete22. Fright reviewsLook out! It's the Other Woman! [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-5-07 - Scarecrow - Complete23. Catching Up reviewsSometimes it's nice to meet old friends...sometimes. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-5-07 - Scarecrow & Clayface - Complete24. Electric Boogaloo » reviewsWhy yes, this is a substandard sequel. But to what? [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-2-07 - Scarecrow & The Joker - Complete25. The Word » reviewsHave you heard the word is lurve? No, that's not the moral of the story. Passing messages, that's what this is about. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-1-07 - Richard G. & Timothy D. - Complete26. When You Got a Good Friend » reviewsWonder could I bear apologize, or would she sympathize with me? [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 11-25-07 - Scarecrow & Harley Quinn - Complete27. Crying in the Chapel reviewsOkay, so maybe I am the marrying kind. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-07 - Two-Face - Complete28. To Tango reviewsI will not make jokes about the O face, I will not make jokes about the O face...[CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-07 - Two-Face - Complete29. Cold Open » reviewsSurely there are more useful ways to spend your last five minutes alive. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-07 - Complete30. Whine and Dine » reviewsA romantic comedy like no other. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 11-12-07 - The Joker31. Modern Art reviewsNot all the pretty pictures can be found in museums...[CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-11-07 - Scarecrow - Complete32. CATfight » reviewsThings fall apart, the center cannot hold. And when things fall apart, boy do they fall apart. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete33. Rock and a Hard Place reviewsSome people call it a one night stand, but we can call it paradise. -CAT-Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-07 - Scarecrow - Complete34. Gestures reviewsJudge a man not by the clothes he wears, but by the clothes he buys for you. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete35. Secret Type reviewsThere's only one thing to do with a hardened criminal.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-6-07 - Scarecrow & Harley Quinn - Complete36. Short and Spiffy reviewsDesperate times call for desperate measures...[CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-27-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete37. Another Year Older reviewsYou know what they say: another year older, another year...older, anyway. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-16-07 - Scarecrow - Complete38. The Truce in the Trenches » reviewsA very Squishy Christmas it may be, but something's clearly missing...MINIONS! [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 10-3-07 - The Joker & Poison Ivy - Complete39. Aquatic Nocturne reviewsThoughts that found a maze of mermaid hair Tangling in the tide's green fall Now fold their wings like bats and disappear Into the attic of the skull. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-23-07 - Scarecrow40. Stay Out of the Alley » reviewsIt started with Valentine's Day. Things went downhill from there. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-20-07 - Published: 8-14-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete41. A Walk in the Park reviewsA walk in the park. A cakewalk. Easy pickings. Like taking candy from a baby. What could possibly go wrong? [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-16-07 - Scarecrow - Complete42. Cross Road Blues reviewsThe sun goin' down, boy. Dark gonna catch me here. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-16-07 - Complete43. Piña Coladas reviews...and getting caught in the rain. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-9-07 - Scarecrow - Complete44. Chapel of Lurve reviewsThere are good places to hide, and then there are...other places. But when Batman's involved, a villain doesn't have much choice. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-07 - Scarecrow - Complete45. Listening In reviewsSome conversations invite audience participation. Other times, eavesdropping is best. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-8-07 - Scarecrow - Complete46. Easy reviewsI only wish it could be that easy.Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-07 - Complete47. Prank War reviewsApril Fools' Day in Gotham can be such a drag. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-31-07 - Scarecrow & The Joker48. A Matter Not to Be Spoken of Again reviewsWhere everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins. And, most importantly, everyone shuts up about it later. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-28-07 - Scarecrow - Complete49. Lakeside Property in Hell reviewsWe all know better than to use telephones. Seriously. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-14-07 - Scarecrow - Complete50. Asylum » reviewsArkham Asylum: the place where everyone needs a hug.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 9-23-06 - Complete51. The Menagerie: The Cottontail Tale reviewsThis was the beginning of the end...[CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-07 - Scarecrow52. Vacation Time » reviewsSometimes, you just need to get away. Unfortunately, that's easier for some people than others. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,726 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 1-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete53. The Significance of the Number Three reviewsAfter all these years, his girls could still surprise him...[CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-21-07 - Scarecrow - Complete54. April Showers » reviewsRaining violets? No. It was raining rain. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 6-17-07 - Scarecrow - Complete55. The Smell of Victory reviewsI love the smell of fear toxin in the morning...and in the afternoon...and on into the night if the Scarecrow's minion has anything to say about it. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-12-07 - Scarecrow - Complete56. Danse Macabre reviewsDeath at midnight plays a dance tune, Zig, zig, zig, on his violin. The winter wind blows and the night is dark, Moans are heard in the linden trees. Through the gloom, white skeletons pass, Running and leaping in their shrouds. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-11-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete57. Surprise! reviewsWhy did this kind of thing have to keep happening on Christmas? [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-07 - The Riddler - Complete58. A Measure of Trust reviewsWell, it wasn't exactly like picking up a hitchhiker...much the same way that falling asleep under a dumpster behind a bar isn't exactly the same as wandering around dark alleys...[CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-3-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete59. Net Gain reviewsThis kind of thing was happening more and more often...[CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-30-07 - Scarecrow - Complete60. The Pæan of the Bells reviewsBrazen bells! What tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells! In the startled ear of night how they scream out their affright! Too much horrified to speak, they can only shriek, shriek, out of tune, in a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire. CATBatman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-07 - Scarecrow - Complete61. Arkham Ate My Brain » reviewsThere are certain things you come to expect in Gotham. This, however, is not one of them.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 12-29-06 - Scarecrow62. A Very Squishy Christmas reviewsGood food, lots of presents to open, crippling holiday depression...no, that can't be right. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete63. Strays reviewsOne almost has to wonder if they have some kind of precedent for this...more importantly, what will the Riddler say? [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-19-07 - Complete64. Noughts and Crosses reviewsAll work and no play makes Jonathan Crane a dull boy...so let the games begin. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-07 - Scarecrow - Complete65. Interview Skills reviewsBe friendly, but professional. Have a firm handshake. Don't set your prospective employer on fire. And don't forget eye contact. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-15-07 - Complete66. TINSTAAFL reviewsThere is no such thing as a free lunch. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-07 - Scarecrow - Complete67. So Long, and Thanks reviewsThere was more of gravy than of grave about them...or if not gravy, then Halloween candy at least. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-21-07 - The Riddler - Complete68. In the Rain reviewsThe perfect end to the perfect day.Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-8-07 - Scarecrow - Complete69. The Morning After reviewsAll he wanted was to go back to sleep. Really. That's all.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete70. Posterity reviewsMerry Christmas, indeed. [CAT]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-27-06 - The Riddler - Complete71. The Unkindness of Ravens » reviewsAll things considered, it was still not the worst Christmas ever.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,228 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-11-06 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete72. Tombstone » reviewsAnd this meant goodbye.Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-21-06 - The Riddler73. X[The Cold Equations] I'm sitting under a tree...Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Published: 12-20-06 - Complete74. A Question of Attraction reviewsHelena tells a somewhat skeptical Barbara Gordon about her new boyfriend.Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-10-06 - Complete75. Purpose reviewsHis purpose is to killHalloween - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-06 - Complete76. Come In » reviewsI thought watching Batman take down the Joker one night was the most fun I would ever have at work. Boy howdy, was I wrong.Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete77. Night of the Scarecrow » reviewsThe Scarecrow without his fear is nothing, Jonathan. You know that better than anyone.Batman - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,033 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 9-29-06 - Scarecrow - Complete78. Puzzles » reviewsAt Arkham, not even the doctors are sane.Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 10-26-06 - Complete79. Seven Minutes in Arkham reviewsIt doesn't take long to touch a life, even if the only thing you leave behind you is a little fear, a little confusion, and a little grin on a solemn face.Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-06 - Complete80. Venom reviewsIt burns going in.Batman - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-06 - Complete81. Before the Heist reviewsThe Riddler prepares for a good night's work. Someone is worried about him.Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete82. Another Notebook » reviewsOnce upon a time, there were a number of questions with very few answers. Does anyone live happily after? [Notebook Six]Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-4-06 - The Riddler & Scarecrow - Complete83. Tis the Season reviewsSomething is wrong in Gotham this holiday season, so Batman seeks out the most obvious suspect and brings him a little holiday cheer.Batman - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-10-06 - Scarecrow - Complete84. The Mildewed Notebook » reviewsOnce upon a time, someone traded favors with the Joker. She did not get the better end of the deal...[Notebook Five]Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 10-2-06 - The Riddler - Complete85. Scarecrow ReAnimated » reviewsThe Scarecrow is now a patient in the hospital that once was his. As if that wasn't bad enough, the new patient down the hall won't stop ranting about the walking dead. Can Arkham Asylum possibly survive a meeting between Jonathan Crane and Herbert WestBatman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 9-22-0686. Heat Wave reviewsIt was the hottest day of the hottest summer in recorded history, and the air conditioner in Arkham Asylum was broken. Oh, and all the prisoners had escaped.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-2-06 - Complete87. The Black Notebook » reviewsOnce upon a time, the Joker had a protege. She did not work well with others. [Notebook Four]Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 9-29-06 - Complete88. Scarecrow's Revenge » reviewsNine years ago, two rather foolish girls pantsed Jonathan Crane. Revenge is a dish best served cold.Batman - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-24-06 - Scarecrow - Complete89. The New Purple Notebook » reviewsOnce upon a time, the Joker took a hostage. And then she went home, and then she went home. [Notebook Three]Batman - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 9-8-06 - The Joker - Complete90. Red Eyed Demons » reviewsHe says he isn't Jackson Rippner. He says he doesn't know her. But she knows his eyes. She will never forget.Red Eye - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 9-26-0691. The Magic Pen reviewsPetunia's pen is behaving rather oddly...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-26-06 - Petunia D. - Complete92. A Savage Pantsing » reviewsThere is something strange afoot at Arkham Asylum. It's up to two intrepid medical students to learn the truth about Dr. Crane and his experiments.Batman - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-8-06 - Scarecrow - Complete93. Reunion reviewsSeveral years after the tour of the chocolate factory, the five Golden Ticket winners meet up again.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-23-0694. With You, of All People reviewsEvery television writer knows that when you run out of ideas, you can always trap two characters together in an elevator and see what happens.Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-23-06 - Complete95. A Night in the Narrows reviewsThe toxin has been released. Can you hear the screaming yet?Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-06 - Complete96. What is Forever? reviewsWhat is forever? How long does true love last?Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-06 - Complete97. The WideRuled Notebook » reviewsOnce upon a time, the Joker took a prisoner. She never forgot it. [Notebook Two]Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 9-6-06 - The Joker - Complete98. The Purple Covered Notebook » reviewsOnce upon a time, some girl got randomly kidnapped by the Joker, and it changed her life. [Notebook One]Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 3-8-04 - The Joker - Complete99. The Loneliness of a True Friend » reviewsRemus Lupin mourns the loss of his dearest friends.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 4-22-05 - Remus L. - Complete100. Moon Combat reviewsIt's a tag team tournament with Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibimoon fighting Goku and Gohan of DBZ, with guest appearances from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-04 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny & Chibiusa T./Rini - Complete