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since: 01-18-04, id: 523896, Profile Updated: 04-22-12
country: USA
Author has written 125 stories for Batman, Sailor Moon, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Batman the Animated Series, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Red Eye, Batman, Hellraiser, Halloween, Justice League, Misc. Movies, Kill Bill, DC Superheroes, Misc. Books, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Visit us on livejournal at catverse.livejournal.com, where you can easily see which stories have already been revised, as well as view our many fine artworks and read some image-heavy essays on what (and who) makes our universe tick.

Or find us on tumblr at:
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http://askthesquishykins.tumblr.com/
http://askeddums.tumblr.com/
http://askthequeenofthegreen.tumblr.com/

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The CATverse is currently undergoing an extensive overhaul. (Slowly. Very, very slowly.) Besides bringing the quality of the older stories up to standard and filling in continuity flubs, we are adding trigger warnings where appropriate, and removing much of the language that we find that is misogynist, homophobic, ableist, racist, victim blaming, slut shaming, rape culture-y, or otherwise offensive. I apologize for not having realized years ago how hurtful simple words can be. Some dialogue, especially Al's, will remain unchanged if we feel it is appropriate to the character and situation. In those cases, we will try to make it more clear that we don't condone such attitudes, as long as doing so doesn't bring the story to a halt. I would appreciate any feedback on this point.

This trigger warning stands for the whole series at least until such time as editing is complete:

The CATverse is not a series about nice people, and it is not about good people. These characters all, to some degree, lack normal empathy. There will be violence, some of it done to people who do not deserve it and/or can't fight back. There may, very rarely, be harm to children. There is very little sex; most of that happens offscreen, and none of it is graphic, but kinky themes may occasionally be mentioned. There is absolutely no rape, but there will be actions and attitudes that approach it. (Once again, I apologize for not providing better context for such scenes.) There are some discussions of mental illness and abuse, often drawn from the authors' personal experience, which may be triggering but which we hope at least will be accurate. And everybody's favorite misanthrope will display some misogynistic attitudes, more so toward the beginning of the series.

Besides that, the CATverse is a comedy series, but it's black comedy more often than not. You have been warned.

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1. Corn Chips and Tasty Cakes reviews
Strange things can happen when you're shopping late at night.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-12 - S. Kyle & E. Nigma - Complete
2. When the Saints Go Marching In
Who dat say they gonna beat them Saints?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Published: 4-1-12 - Killer Moth & Killer Croc - Complete
3. The Hanged Man reviews
By the roots of my hair some god got hold of me. I sizzled in his blue volts like a desert prophet.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-12 - Harley Q. & Jonathan C. - Complete
4. One Rule, Rule Six reviews
Batman does it by the book.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-12 - Scarecrow & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
5. Hug It Out reviews
Wherein the effects of fear toxin are observed from an outside perspective. And there are cuddles. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-12 - Scarecrow - Complete
6. Chance Meeting reviews
Lyle Bolton says goodbye to Gotham the best way he knows how.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-12 - Jonathan C. - Complete
7. Uncle Squishy
Kitten writes a story. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Published: 3-31-12 - Scarecrow - Complete
8. Sleepy Hollow
Emphasis on "sleepy." -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Published: 3-31-12 - Scarecrow - Complete
9. Toy Department reviews
A shopping trip goes wrong.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-12 - Pamela I. & Harley Q. - Complete
10. Roomies reviews
Long before the Batman, before Arkham and the DA's office, there were two guys in an apartment.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-12 - Harvey D. & J. Crane - Complete
11. The Battle Between Lawful and Chaotic reviews
A D&D game doesn't go as planned.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-12 - Dick G. - Complete
12. What Just Happened?
Captain gets a surprise. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Published: 3-31-12 - Scarecrow - Complete
13. Fatherhood
An end and a beginning. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Published: 3-30-12 - The Riddler - Complete
14. House Party reviews
Things are getting a little too musical in Arkham.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-12 - Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn - Complete
15. One Way Or Another reviews
It's hard to believe, but villains can find love, too.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-12 - Pamela I. & Jonathan C. - Complete
16. Up On the Roof
There was not room enough for two up on the roof.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Published: 3-29-12 - Selina K. & Scarecrow - Complete
17. Midnight Snack reviews
When come back, bring pie. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-12 - Scarecrow - Complete
18. Puppy! reviews
Nothing good ever happens in the park, either. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-12 - Scarecrow - Complete
19. Grandma reviews
Jonathan Crane has a granny. She's not the one he wants.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-12 - Scarecrow - Complete
20. MCR reviews
Love is in the air? CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-11 - Scarecrow & Selina K.
21. Something Primal reviews
Willow is a wallflower. She's not ready to bloom.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-11 - Willow R. & Faith L.
22. Small World » reviews
Among other things, it's a world of fear. So they say. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-7-10 - Published: 5-26-10 - Scarecrow - Complete
23. Ella Minnow Pea: The Quick and the Brown reviews
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-21-10 - Complete
24. Long Walk Down a Short Dirt Road reviews
When there's rescuing to be done, it's always good to have someone you can count on. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-10 - Scarecrow & Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
25. Barn Raising reviews
Obligatory Christmas fic. Shut up and read it. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-09 - Scarecrow
26. A Body Worth Guarding » reviews
Oh, Arkham. What fun we've had within your walls.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-22-09 - Published: 9-14-09 - Scarecrow & Harley Quinn
27. Poppaea's Demise reviews
Poppaea! She was his wife! And she was unfaithful to him! So he got mad and he jumped on her! Up and down, up and down, until he squashed her like a bug! Please don't jump on me! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-15-09 - Scarecrow - Complete
28. Noel » reviews
Marley was dead, to begin with. Wait, who's playing Marley? Somebody get Arnold Wesker on the phone. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 12-6-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
29. A Revival or a Hanging reviews
Doesn't anything exciting ever happen between Halloween and Thanksgiving? No, not Guy Fawkes Day. Good guess, though! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
30. Stray CAT Strut » reviews
Today is someone's birthday, and it's time to celebrate! Whose birthday? Who cares! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 8-3-08 - Scarecrow & Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
31. Genesis » reviews
In the beginning, there were rogues.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-25-08 - Published: 6-26-08 - Selina K. - Complete
32. Gesundheit reviews
Good health. Long life. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-11-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
33. Wild Goose » reviews
Chase, chase, chase, that's all we ever do. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - The Riddler & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
34. Calamity reviews
Bruce Wayne doesn't throw parties very often. When he does, they almost never involve masks. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-30-08 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
35. Metropolitan Tomfoolery » reviews
When in Rome...grab a fiddle and watch it burn. -CAT-
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete
36. Ra Sho Mon Gu Niu reviews
The sign on the door said 'Open Sesame. Chicken.'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-17-08 - Mad Hatter & Barbara G.
37. Spring Training » reviews
Important life lessons: Don't trust strangers, don't trust your idol, and don't trust the treacle. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-17-08 - Mad Hatter - Complete
38. CopyCAT » reviews
Take Your Daughter to Work Day this was not. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 8-1-07 - Selina K. & Mad Hatter - Complete
39. Letters From the Front » reviews
When a man is being chased...there must necessarily be a chaser. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 4-6-08 - The Riddler - Complete
40. Screams in the Night reviews
It can only mean one thing. Hugs! -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-08 - The Riddler - Complete
41. Fearful Symmetry reviews
Again and again it repeats, for vengeance cannot be killed.
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-27-08 - Complete
42. A Better Mousetrap » reviews
There's facing your fear,' she said, 'and then there's tempting fate.'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 2-23-08 - Scarecrow - Complete
43. That Darn CAT » reviews
There was no way this could have gone according to plan. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 12-5-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete
44. A Matter of Family reviews
Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
45. Key Jingly Doom reviews
And thus a pattern is established. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
46. When I Have a Little Girl reviews
You created me, Mom, so I guess you're to blame for the love that I feel just from hearing your name. You're as tender as corned beef and as warm as pastrami...I love my mommy. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-07 - Complete
47. Fright reviews
Look out! It's the Other Woman! CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-5-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
48. Catching Up reviews
Sometimes it's nice to meet old friends...sometimes. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-5-07 - Scarecrow & Clayface - Complete
49. Electric Boogaloo » reviews
Why yes, this is a substandard sequel. But to what? CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-2-07 - Scarecrow & The Joker - Complete
50. The Word » reviews
Have you heard the word is lurve? No, that's not the moral of the story. Passing messages, that's what this is about. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-1-07 - Richard G./Nightwing & Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
51. When You Got a Good Friend » reviews
Wonder could I bear apologize, or would she sympathize with me? CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 11-25-07 - Scarecrow & Harley Quinn - Complete
52. Crying in the Chapel reviews
Okay, so maybe I am the marrying kind. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-07 - Two-Face - Complete
53. To Tango reviews
I will not make jokes about the O face, I will not make jokes about the O face... CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-07 - Two-Face - Complete
54. Cold Open » reviews
Surely there are more useful ways to spend your last five minutes alive. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-23-07 - Complete
55. Whine and Dine » reviews
A romantic comedy like no other. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 11-12-07 - The Joker
56. Modern Art reviews
Not all the pretty pictures can be found in museums... CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-11-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
57. CATfight » reviews
Things fall apart, the center cannot hold. And when things fall apart, boy do they fall apart. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 9-15-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
58. Rock and a Hard Place reviews
Some people call it a one night stand, but we can call it paradise. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-7-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
59. Gestures reviews
Judge a man not by the clothes he wears, but by the clothes he buys for you. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
60. Secret Type reviews
There's only one thing to do with a hardened criminal.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-6-07 - Scarecrow & Harley Quinn - Complete
61. Short and Spiffy reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures... CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-27-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete
62. Another Year Older reviews
You know what they say: another year older, another year...older, anyway. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-16-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
63. The Truce in the Trenches » reviews
A very Squishy Christmas it may be, but something's clearly missing...MINIONS! CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-4-07 - Published: 10-3-07 - The Joker & Poison Ivy - Complete
64. Aquatic Nocturne reviews
Thoughts that found a maze of mermaid hair Tangling in the tide's green fall Now fold their wings like bats and disappear Into the attic of the skull. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-23-07 - Scarecrow
65. Stay Out of the Alley » reviews
It started with Valentine's Day. Things went downhill from there. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-20-07 - Published: 8-14-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete
66. A Walk in the Park reviews
A walk in the park. A cakewalk. Easy pickings. Like taking candy from a baby. What could possibly go wrong? CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-16-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
67. Cross Road Blues reviews
The sun goin' down, boy. Dark gonna catch me here. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-16-07 - Complete
68. Piña Coladas reviews
...and getting caught in the rain. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-9-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
69. Chapel of Lurve reviews
There are good places to hide, and then there are...other places. But when Batman's involved, a villain doesn't have much choice. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
70. Listening In reviews
Some conversations invite audience participation. Other times, eavesdropping is best. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-8-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
71. Easy reviews
I only wish it could be that easy.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-07 - Complete
72. Prank War reviews
April Fools' Day in Gotham can be such a drag. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-31-07 - Scarecrow & The Joker
73. A Matter Not to Be Spoken of Again reviews
Where everyone hugs instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles and rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins, and everyone cuddles, and everyone wins. And, most importantly, everyone shuts up about it later. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-28-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
74. Lakeside Property in Hell reviews
We all know better than to use telephones. Seriously. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-14-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
75. Asylum » reviews
Arkham Asylum: the place where everyone needs a hug.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 9-23-06 - Complete
76. The Menagerie: The Cottontail Tale reviews
This was the beginning of the end... CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-07 - Scarecrow
77. Vacation Time » reviews
Sometimes, you just need to get away. Unfortunately, that's easier for some people than others. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,969 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 1-6-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
78. The Significance of the Number Three reviews
After all these years, his girls could still surprise him... CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-21-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
79. April Showers » reviews
Raining violets? No. It was raining rain. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 6-17-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
80. The Smell of Victory reviews
I love the smell of fear toxin in the morning...and in the afternoon...and on into the night if the Scarecrow's minion has anything to say about it. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-12-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
81. Danse Macabre reviews
Death at midnight plays a dance tune, Zig, zig, zig, on his violin. The winter wind blows and the night is dark, Moans are heard in the linden trees. Through the gloom, white skeletons pass, Running and leaping in their shrouds. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-11-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete
82. Surprise! reviews
Why did this kind of thing have to keep happening on Christmas? CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-07 - The Riddler - Complete
83. A Measure of Trust reviews
Well, it wasn't exactly like picking up a hitchhiker...much the same way that falling asleep under a dumpster behind a bar isn't exactly the same as wandering around dark alleys... CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-3-07 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete
84. Net Gain reviews
This kind of thing was happening more and more often... CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-30-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
85. The Pæan of the Bells reviews
Brazen bells! What tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells! In the startled ear of night how they scream out their affright! Too much horrified to speak, they can only shriek, shriek, out of tune, in a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-9-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
86. Arkham Ate My Brain » reviews
There are certain things you come to expect in Gotham. This, however, is not one of them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 12-29-06 - Scarecrow
87. A Very Squishy Christmas reviews
Good food, lots of presents to open, crippling holiday depression...no, that can't be right. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
88. Strays reviews
One almost has to wonder if they have some kind of precedent for this...more importantly, what will the Riddler say? CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-19-07 - Complete
89. Noughts and Crosses reviews
All work and no play makes Jonathan Crane a dull boy...so let the games begin. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-16-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
90. Interview Skills reviews
Be friendly, but professional. Have a firm handshake. Don't set your prospective employer on fire. And don't forget eye contact. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-15-07 - Complete
91. TINSTAAFL reviews
There is no such thing as a free lunch. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
92. So Long, and Thanks reviews
There was more of gravy than of grave about them...or if not gravy, then Halloween candy at least. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-21-07 - The Riddler - Complete
93. In the Rain reviews
The perfect end to the perfect day.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-8-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
94. The Morning After reviews
All he wanted was to go back to sleep. Really. That's all.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-1-07 - Scarecrow - Complete
95. Posterity reviews
Merry Christmas, indeed. CAT
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-27-06 - The Riddler - Complete
96. The Unkindness of Ravens » reviews
All things considered, it was still not the worst Christmas ever.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,859 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 12-26-06 - Published: 12-11-06 - Scarecrow & The Riddler - Complete
97. Tombstone » reviews
And this meant goodbye.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-21-06 - The Riddler
98. X
The Cold Equations I'm sitting under a tree...
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Published: 12-20-06 - Complete
99. A Question of Attraction reviews
Helena tells a somewhat skeptical Barbara Gordon about her new boyfriend.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-10-06 - Complete
100. Purpose reviews
His purpose is to kill
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-06 - Complete
101. Come In » reviews
I thought watching Batman take down the Joker one night was the most fun I would ever have at work. Boy howdy, was I wrong.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 9-27-06 - Complete
102. Night of the Scarecrow » reviews
The Scarecrow without his fear is nothing, Jonathan. You know that better than anyone.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,033 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 9-29-06 - Scarecrow - Complete
103. Puzzles » reviews
At Arkham, not even the doctors are sane.
Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 10-26-06 - Complete
104. Seven Minutes in Arkham reviews
It doesn't take long to touch a life, even if the only thing you leave behind you is a little fear, a little confusion, and a little grin on a solemn face.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-16-06 - Complete
105. Venom reviews
It burns going in.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-06 - Complete
106. Before the Heist reviews
The Riddler prepares for a good night's work. Someone is worried about him.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-06 - Complete
107. Another Notebook » reviews
Once upon a time, there were a number of questions with very few answers. Does anyone live happily after? Notebook Six
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-4-06 - The Riddler & Scarecrow - Complete
108. Tis the Season reviews
Something is wrong in Gotham this holiday season, so Batman seeks out the most obvious suspect and brings him a little holiday cheer.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-10-06 - Scarecrow - Complete
109. The Mildewed Notebook » reviews
Once upon a time, someone traded favors with the Joker. She did not get the better end of the deal... Notebook Five
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,423 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-4-06 - Published: 10-2-06 - The Riddler - Complete
110. Scarecrow ReAnimated » reviews
The Scarecrow is now a patient in the hospital that once was his. As if that wasn't bad enough, the new patient down the hall won't stop ranting about the walking dead. Can Arkham Asylum possibly survive a meeting between Jonathan Crane and Herbert West
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 9-22-06
111. Heat Wave reviews
It was the hottest day of the hottest summer in recorded history, and the air conditioner in Arkham Asylum was broken. Oh, and all the prisoners had escaped.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-2-06 - Complete
112. The Black Notebook » reviews
Once upon a time, the Joker had a protege. She did not work well with others. Notebook Four
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,861 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 9-29-06 - Complete
113. Scarecrow's Revenge » reviews
Nine years ago, two rather foolish girls pantsed Jonathan Crane. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-24-06 - Scarecrow - Complete
114. The New Purple Notebook » reviews
Once upon a time, the Joker took a hostage. And then she went home, and then she went home. Notebook Three
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 9-8-06 - The Joker - Complete
115. Red Eyed Demons » reviews
He says he isn't Jackson Rippner. He says he doesn't know her. But she knows his eyes. She will never forget.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 9-26-06
116. The Magic Pen reviews
Petunia's pen is behaving rather oddly...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-26-06 - Petunia D. - Complete
117. A Savage Pantsing » reviews
There is something strange afoot at Arkham Asylum. It's up to two intrepid medical students to learn the truth about Dr. Crane and his experiments.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-8-06 - Scarecrow - Complete
118. Reunion reviews
Several years after the tour of the chocolate factory, the five Golden Ticket winners meet up again.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-23-06
119. With You, of All People reviews
Every television writer knows that when you run out of ideas, you can always trap two characters together in an elevator and see what happens.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-23-06 - Complete
120. A Night in the Narrows reviews
The toxin has been released. Can you hear the screaming yet?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-06 - Complete
121. What is Forever? reviews
What is forever? How long does true love last?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-06 - Complete
122. The WideRuled Notebook » reviews
Once upon a time, the Joker took a prisoner. She never forgot it. Notebook Two
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 9-6-06 - The Joker - Complete
123. The Purple Covered Notebook » reviews
Once upon a time, some girl got randomly kidnapped by the Joker, and it changed her life. Notebook One
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-6-06 - Published: 3-8-04 - The Joker - Complete
124. The Loneliness of a True Friend » reviews
Remus Lupin mourns the loss of his dearest friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 4-22-05 - Remus L. - Complete
125. Moon Combat reviews
It's a tag team tournament with Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibimoon fighting Goku and Gohan of DBZ, with guest appearances from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-04 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon & Chibiusa T./Rini/Sailor Chibi (Mini) Moon - Complete
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