Name: wouldn't you like to know?

Age: 20

Yahoo im: (yahoo is my first choice of chatting) obsidianamythest, iriomoteyamanekonokomis

AOL im: obsidianamythest

feel free to IM me I actually like to chat ;), even if you just want to know how the stories are going

Curent news on my stories:11/13/2009

- Chp 8 of Why me? is up! chp 9 is in the works!

Warning a plot bunny has attacked! i am doing a one shot x over of Harry Potter/ Fruits Basket. here's the summary:

Luna gets lost on her way to Harry's new place. She finds the Sohmas and asks to use their phone. Funny things ensue as she is waiting for her friend.

- 3rd chapter of Girls Sure Can Be Troublesome is on it's 2nd page. still going at it. Need a muse for that one.

- Ningyo chapter three is up! Trying to work on chp 4 but I am need of inspiration my muse has gone AWOL. need someone to replace if anyone wants the chapter to update.

Gender: Female

My Appearance: Brown eyes and brown hair that falls to the waist

My choice in a Weapon: The Grim Reapers scythe, though in real life I can chose from a pen to my pepper spray.

Favorite Anime Weapons: Hirakatsu (Sango's Bone Boomerang-From Inuyasha), Kagura's fan(Inuyasha), Kanna's mirror (Inuyasha)

Hobbies: Reading,Daydreaming.Painting, Watching T.V. Writing Fanficiton,

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Plot bunnies are little rabid demons from hell. They look all cute and innocent and you just wanna give them a little pat and the next thing you know their sharp little teeth are clamped around your fingers and shaking them spastically around doesn’t do anything but make you look stupid.

Random Quotes/Stuff

"Never stand within ten feet of an exploding target. It hurts." -Jaime

"We are trying to see a who who.”

“Well I can tell you all about who who’s. they are poisonous.”

“Nah uh. Because if that was true then the dog would be dead.”- from the comedian Jeff Foxworthy

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back- ?

"Hey i brought you beer." The kid let him in.

"Sorry dude i keft your beer in the future" - George Lopez

Turns out that Snape does have a heart somewhere behind his left knee-cap- ?

Chaos, panic, & disorder My work here is done

49 Bitch, 51 Sweetheart DON'T PUSH IT

Saw it... wanted it… wanted it … had a fit… got it!

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup - ( i wish i had this bumber sticker)

Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History

I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I Owe, I Owe So Off To Work I Go ( another bumper sticker to add to my list)

Warning! I know KARATE!! (and seven other exotic words)

Got up And Dressed Myself. What More Do You Want?

I WANT TO BE BARBIE The Bitch Has Everything - ( who doesn't want to be Barbie or even Ken I want more shoes than i could count. or cars... woudn't you?)

Come to the dark side we have cookies

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable- (damn straight, i have always wanted to chase a douchebag with a stiletto heel).

Children are our future. Get ready for a cruel, violent future

in the immortal words of Duo in Cat’s Paw

Me? Easily distracted? Never!

Ohhh. Look, TV.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.) (my faves are in italics)
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally. (Brian can do this and actually sound like a real cat... him and bolly started speaking cat back and forth and it was hysterical!)
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

"Life is empty and so is the fridge."

"The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and cover me with clothes. Don't let it find me."

"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap and can always be replaced"