| Sylkie |
Name: Sylkie Age: Ageless Home: US Homophobia is wrong. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. ()() Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile. A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, tortue it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow." My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. I hear voices and they don't like you Smile -- it confuses the enemy I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh harder. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. A LADY came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" She sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn t know there were any witnesses. Now I ll have to kill you too. My Drawings: http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg169/Sylkie86/Fanart/MPS2.jpg ~for "DMHP": Unexpected Results of Time Travel. Chap 11. (Moony vs Blast-ended Skwert.) http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg169/Sylkie86/Fanart/SL.jpg ~for "Lady starlight so kiss my ass". (Harry and Sirius dancing.) http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg169/Sylkie86/Fanart/PrettyKitty.jpg ~ for "Cherry-Starburst": "Pretty Kitty". (HP/FW/GW.) http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg169/Sylkie86/BloodySkies.jpg ~ for "Toki Mirage": "Bloody Skies". Chap 21. (Cyrus getting fitted for armor.) http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg169/Sylkie86/Drawing1.jpg ~Random drawing. http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg169/Sylkie86/Tub.jpg ~ Another random drawing. | |||||||||