If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

HI-YAH! Welcome to my bio. UPDATED: November 30, 2010

STORIES LAST UPDATED BEFORE 2009 ARE ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!
I'm happy to lift the hiatus on all stories, but most of my stories are still on hiatus. As I've said previously, I have no ideas for them. The ones I still have ideas for were updated between the start of 2009 and now. I apologize if your favorites are still on hiatus, but I cannot control my muses.

THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE ON PERMANENT HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE:
All Yu Yu Hakusho fanfics
All Inuyasha fanfics
It Started With A Kiss
Sexy no Jutsu Gone Wrong

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DESCRIPTION OF SARAH:
The authoress
Name: Sarah
Age: 23
Birthday: November 7
Height: 5'4"
Eye color: left: blue right: chocolate
Hair color: auburn; has NATURAL red and gold highlights when the sun hits it right
Hair length:shoulders
Hair style: wavy
Location: um.. somewhere in this crazy world
OFFICIAL HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE AS OF MAY 19, 2006

DESCRIPTION OF ARINA
Sarah's muse/alter-ego
Name: Arina
Age: uh, don't know that either; just know that she's way older than me
Birthday: nor that
Height: uh, at least 5 inches taller than me
Eye color: silvery
Hair color: navy blue
Hair length: almost to her hips
Hair style: always straight and neat
Location: uh, anywhere she wants to be

DESCRIPTION OF TONY
Sarah's other muse, very antisocial, doesn't talk much and usually asleep
Name: Anthony
Age: uh, nope; not a clue
Birthday: not a clue there either
Height: about six inches taller than me in human/demon form, 1'6" in cat form
Eye color: violet
Hair color: silver when in demon/human form, white with a black star on his forehead when in cat form
Hair length: waist when in demon/human form, short when in cat form
Hair style: always neat and straight in any of the three forms
Location: usually asleep somewhere
He's a cat demon

!FAVORITE QUOTES!

REGULAR QUOTES
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams -- John Barrymore
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely -- Erma Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else -- Erma Bombeck
If you take responsibility for yourself, you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams -- Les Brown
Patience is the companion of wisdom -- Saint Augustine
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe -- Josh Billings
Someone asked me: "So, why do you like him so much?" But before i could even reply, my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said: "Don't even get her started!" -- Ally Qwerty
To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world -- author unknown
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. -- author unknown
It takes a minute to find someone special, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them -- author unknown

MOVIE QUOTES:
"He's possessed!" "He's insane!" "He's my kind of guy!" -- Fantasy, Horror, Adventure; The Pagemaster
"Old! Alone! Done for!" -- several characters; the new, live Peter Pan
"You're my life now." -- Edward; Twilight
"I'm tired of trying to stay away from you." -- Edward; Twilight
"Oh, you do smell good. I never noticed." -- Alice; Twilight
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." "What a stupid lamb." "What a sick, masochistic lion." -- Edward and Bella; Twilight
"How old are you?" "Seventeen." "How long have you been seventeen?" "... A while."-- Bella and Edward; Twilight
"You better hold on tight, spider monkey." -- Edward; Twilight.
"So you're worried, not because you'll be in a house full of vampires, but because you think they won't approve of you?" -- Edward; Twilight
"Babe, come on. It's just a game." -- Emmett; Twilight
"My monkey man." -- Rosalie; Twilight
"Weddings? I Love Weddings! Drinks all around." -- Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean
"Who made these?" "I did, and I practice with them for three hours a day!" "You need to find yourself a girl, matey." -- Jack Sparrow and Will Turner; Pirates of the Caribbean
"One more time, as always." -- Will Turner; Pirates of the Caribbean
"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!" -- Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean
"BUT THE RUM?!" -- Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean
"You think that hurts, try wearing a corset!" -- Elizabeth Swann; Pirates of the Caribbean
"Elizabeth! ... Hide the rum ..."-- Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean
"So tell me, what's become of my ship?" -- Barbossa; Pirates of the Caribbean
"Where's Jack? i can't leave without him." (Jack comes into view being chased by cannibal tribe) "Time to go." -- Will Turner; Pirates of the Caribbean
"I'm listening." (Elizabeth puts gun to his head) "I'm listening intently." -- Lord Beckett; Pirates of the Caribbean
"How far would you be willing to go? Would you be willing to travel to the ends of the earth to fetch back ol' wicked Jack and him precious Pearl?" -- Dia Donna; Pirates of the Carribean
"The thump-thump! Where's the thump-thump?" -- Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what regret is - and love." -- Shmendrick; The Last Unicorn
"Don't cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back." -- Shmendrick; The Last Unicorn
" Where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!" -- Molly; The Last Unicorn
"Magic, do as you will!" -- Shmendrick; The Last Unicorn
"I'm looking for others like me" -- Unicorn; The Last Unicorn
"No. But I'm afraid of this human body. More than i was of the Red Bull. Afraid..." -- Unicorn; The Last Unicorn.
"I wish you had let the Red Bull take me! I wish you had left me to the harpy! I can feel this body dying all around me!" -- Unicorn; The Last Unicorn
"What have you done?! What have you done?!" -- Molly; The Last Unicorn
"You are an idiot! Do you hear me? You've lost her! You've trapped her in a human body! She'll go mad!" -- Molly; The Last Unicorn

TV/ANIME QUOTES
"Hn." -- Hiei; Yu Yu Hakusho
"Foolish little brother." -- Itachi; Naruto
"Believe it!" -- Naruto; Naruto
"Troublesome." -- Shikamaru; Naruto
"Sit boy!" -- Kagome; Inuyasha
"I love her." -- Gregory House; House

BOOK QUOTES
"Momma, where is Grandpa?" -- Renesmee; Breaking Dawn, Twilight Saga book 4
"And no biting!" -- Daine to Cloud; Immortals Quartet
"That's silly." -- Alanna; Song of the Lioness Quartet
"Who could be afraid of the big exams? After all, you two passed them." -- Kel to Vincent and Garvey; Protector of the Small Quartet, end of book 2 Page
"I live in hope, as the priest said to the princess." -- Neal to Kel; Protector of the Small Quartet, book 2, Page
"I don't deserve my friends." -- Kel; Protector of the Small Quartet

GAME QUOTES
"I play the leading man,who else?" -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"Sorry, Penelo. That dinner will have to wait." -- Vaan, Final Fantasy XII
"The gods do not smile on us." "I like it better that way." -- Fran & Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"Let go of me!" "Keep this up and I will." -- Vaan & Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"Stop running!" -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"If a dungeon's waiting for us at the end of the night, it had best have a change of wardrobe." -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"Our ranks grow by the hour." "And our troubles with them." -- Fran & Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"Time to take off. And no wagging tongues or you're like to bite them off." -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"This is the Strahl. She airship enough for you?" -- Blathier, Final Fantasy XII
"And there was I thinking this was going to be hard." -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"Call me old-fashioned, but i was hoping for a treasure whose worth we could measure." -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"This might get a little dicey." -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"Then what are we waiting for?" -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"What is it you want, Vaan? What are you looking for?" -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"I'm only here to see how the story unfolds. Any self-respecting leading man would do the same." -- Balthier, Final Fantasy xII
"Better a hare unseen than a rat in a trap." -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"Maybe we're just lucky, huh?" "Maybe you're just optimistic." -- Vaan & Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"Hurry up, or we'll leave without you."-- Vaan, Final Fantasy XII
"I don't have an apprentice." -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XJI

OTHER QUOTES
"Your like a balloon." "How?" "your full of one big ego that blows you up. it needs to be popped so you can return to earth" -- me to someone with a big ego."
"Oh and ...my favorite cookie is oatmeal chocolate chip XD But you don't have to bake any...my stomach just rumbled." -- Ita-ta; review from my fanfic Love is Troublesome

INSPIRATION AND ART

here's a link to the picture that inspired "Why Shigure Can't Have Nice Things" = http://vashtastic.deviantart.com/art/Fruits-Basket-Kyo-Sohma-23088929

and here's a link to my little gallery of pictures on DeviantArt = http://lady-of-the-seas.deviantart.com/gallery/
I suck at drawing, but i hope to get better

SIMS3 STUDIO
For fellow sims3 fans, here's the link to my sims3 studio on the official site: samccray139

CURRENT RAVE/FANDOM: Final Fantasy XII

KEY:
you should be able to figure these out, but just in case:
AU = alternate universe
FFXII = Final Fantasy XII
G-G = G-Gundam
HP = Harry Potter
IY = Inuyasha
KP = Kim Possible
PJO= Percy Jackson and the Olympians
SM = Sailor Moon
XS = Xialin Showdown
YYH = Yu Yu Hakusho

LIKES:
Shows:
Most Anime
Code Lyoko
CSI
Most Gameshows i like to shout out the answers
Ghost Whisperer
Kim Possible
Medium
NCIS
NCIS: LA
CSI the original, NY and Miami
House
Teen Titans
Xialin Showdown

Movies:
Harry Potter
Sound of Music
The Last Unicorn
The Dark Crystal
Lensman
Twilight saga
The Day After Tomorrow
Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy
Knowing
Air Bud series
Air Buddies series
and more that i can't currently remember ...

Couples:
Yusuke/Kaiko (YYH)
Kurama/Hiei (YYH)
Kuwabara/Yukina (YYH)
Hiei/Botan (YYH)
Domone/Rain (G-G)
Harry/Hermione (HP)
Ron/Hermoine (HP)
Serena/Darien (SM)
Sasu/Naru (Naruto)
Kaka/Saku (Naruto) (Older Sakura or AU)
Kiba/Saku (Naruto)
Naru/Saku/Sasu (Naruto)
Naru/Saku (Naruto)
Naru/Hina (Naruto)
Ino/Shika (Naruto)
Sesshy/Kag (IY)
Inu/Kag (IY)
Raimundo/Kimiko (XS)
Numair/Daine (Tortall series)
Kel/Neal (Tortall series)
Kel/Cleon (Tortall series)
Kel/Dom (Tortall series)
Kel/Raoul (for all that he's so much older than her and her knight-master) (Tortall series)
Kel/Joren (Tortall series)
Neal/Yuki (Tortall series)
Raoul/Buri (Tortall series)
Evin/Miri (Tortall series)
Jon/Thayet (Tortall series)
Jon/Alanna (Tortall series)
Alanna/George (Tortall series)
Alanna/Liam (Tortall series)
Alanna/Roger (i'm weird, i know) (Tortall series)
Edward/Bella (Twilight Saga)
Jasper/Alice (Twilight Saga)
Carlisle/Esme (Twilight Saga)
Emmett/Rosalie (Twilight Saga)
Jacob/Bella (Twilight Saga)
Jacob/Nessie (Renesmee) (Twilight Saga)
Annabeth/Percy (PJO)
Clarisse/Chris (PJO)
Silena/Beckendorf (PJO)
Luke/Thalia (PJO)
Balthier/Vaan (FFXII)
Basch/Ashe (FFXII)

Characters:
Annabeth: falls in love with Percy despite the fact that he's a bit odd (PJO)
Balthier: sexiest man i ever seen in a video game (FFXII)
Cleon: very romantic (Tortall series)
Daine: cute, charming, talks to animals, friendly, loving, caring... need i say more? (Tortall series)
Darien: awsome guy! (SM)
Dom: Neal's cousin, cute, always ready with a joke (Tortall series)
Hiei: cause i absolutely adore him and the way he can make his voice so monotonous (YYH)
Keiko: she beats up Yusuke, a lot (YYH)
Kakashi: uber mysterious (Naruto)
Kel: definitely not your typical heroine (Tortall series)
Kim Possible: she is so cool! (KP)
Kimiko: sassy, smart, pretty ... love the hair (XS)
Kurama: Absolutely gorgeous! (YYH)
Naruto: crazy... (Naruto)
Neal: hot, sweet, and a healer all rolled into one (Tortall series)
Numair: awesome; powerful mage but acts like a teenager, very protective of Daine (Tortall series)
Percy: saves Western Civilization from the Titans ... sorta. Has an AWESOME pen that, when uncapped, turns into a sword (PJO)
Raoul: very much a gentleman and a knight who takes chivalry seriously (Tortall series)
Rikash: for a Stormwing, he's a lovable sweetheart (Tortall series)
Sakura: damn, she puts up with a lot, being paired with three boys ... i wonder why she hasn't lost it yet? (Naruto)
Sasuke: can anyone say SEXY? (Naruto)
Serena: she is very pretty, if a bit clumsy (SM)
Vaan: gotta love this cute desert thief (FFXII)
Yusuke: the whole skip-school-save-the-world-badass-attitude rubs off on ya(YYH)

Books:
Animorphs series (K.A. Applegate) (got them all)
Harry Potter series (J.K. Rowling) (got them all)
Acorna series (by Anne McCaffrey)
Incarnations of Immortality series (Piers Anthony)
Love Inspired books (multiple authors)
Tortall books (Tamora Pierce
ALL of Mercedes Lackey's books
Twilight Saga (Stephanie Meyer)
The Host (Stephanie Meyer)
Lord of the Rings trilogy; The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkien)
Where the Red Fern Grows (Wilson Rawls)
Left Behind series; Left Behind the Kids (Jerry B. Jenkins, Tim LaHaye)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Rick Riordan)

Magazine(s):
Shonen Jump
Country Weekly
Redbook
Game Informer

Websites:
too many to name

Music
most

Colors
most

Other
reading, writing, using my computer, playing video games, watching some TV, listening to my vast music collection, DOLPHINS, chocolate

DISLIKES
Shows
SD Gundam

Movies
Madagascar

Couples
Hiei/Kuwabara (YYH) -Seriously, i've seen 'em. talk about GROSS!
Kuwabara/Yusuke (YYH) -icky
Kuwabara/anyone that's not Yukina (YYH) -this is basically the only pairing i like with Kuwa, except maybe an OC
Snape/Harry (HP)
Snape/Hermoine (HP)
Snape/James (HP) - James is Harry's dad
Inuyasha/Kikyo (IY)
most Sasu/Saku (naruto) - unless it's a VERY, VERY good fanfic, i don't like this coupling. too clishe
Edward/Jacob (Twilight Saga)
Bella/Carlisle (Twilight)
all interfamilial couples ...

Characters
Blayce the Gallan - necromancers who use the souls of children to make killing machines are high on my list of most hated people in the world (Tamora Pierce's Protector of the Small Quartet)
Jack Spicer - gets his butt whooped too much ... sides, the whole 'Take Over the World' deal is over-used and over-rated (XS)
Naraku - talk about freaky ... (IY)
Orochimaru - uh... have you SEEN this freak? he's hideous and disgusting; plus he's evil(Naruto)
Ozorne - uh, what the heck is up with this wierdo? (Tamora Pierce's Immortals Quartet)

Books
Most nonfiction

Magazines
just about any magazine talking mostly about fashion ...

Websites
any with porn
My Space - ain't ever been there, ain't ever going there

Music
jazz
oldies - reeeeeeaaally old oldies, that is. some of them are okay though
rap
songs/melodies that you can't get out of your head for days because of their catchy tunes

Colors
pink

Other
having to get really dressed up, people who wear way too much make-up, people who don't update or post a new fic in more than a year (i procrastinated that), cliche

OTHER STUFF

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, Mitsukai Tsubasa, Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, adlex47, StCC, S. Uzumaki, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, SkywardShadow, Dolphingirl32173

You know if you live in 2008 when

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
screenname or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

If you have done BOTH of the above copy this into your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

f you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (i get yelled at a lot for it)

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

(\ _ /)
(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals?

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a can of Manwich
Warning: may be messy
(why else would it be called SLOPPY Joe?)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.)

Anyone who says nothing's impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door")

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... (goes and tries that on random people)

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile (i've done that in public before. so have many of my OCs)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile (i was reaching for something behind me and the chair and i both fell. i rolled.)

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. (sorry to any reviewers who aren't PJO fans! Please don't leave me!)

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. (just sitting there one second, next i'm on the floor. don't know how i did that)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (and i have lost an argument with myself before)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile. (i blame it on one of my nephew's sock!)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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f you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. (i saw the sign AFTER i tripped, i swear!)

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

f several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile (it runs in the family. me and all three of my nieces do it)

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. (plenty of them)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile (it's a waste of a precious life)

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile. (so i'm told)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. (i would try that next time, but i'm a pacifist ... i only think and write about doing that stuff)

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. (i think that about brittian and america & australia and amercia too)

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile. (my niece claims i yelled out 'chocolate pizza' when she was trying to wake me up once. Chocolate pizza sounds good)

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., WiseOne27,LoveTheSun, animaluver101, The Dawn Is Breaking, Hersheybar66, Dolphingirl32173

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. (i don't even try and i'm called annoying)

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (had too many broken hearts before i figured this out)

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

!ATTENTION!

if you wanna help me with my C2 community, e-mail/PM me! i'm also open to suggestions and help for my fics.

!NOTICE !

THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED "ANONYMOUS REVIEW"! so will people PLEASE use it! I do allow it and I can see just how many people hit the story. I just want more people who hit the story to actually REVIEW! say "I like" or "I hate" ... JUST SAY SOMETHING! flame me, praise me, I don't really care. just review. if I don't get even 1 review in a week, the fic will be discontinued