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since: 01-25-04, id: 527642, Profile Updated: 07-21-09
country: United States
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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Spirited Away, Fire Emblem, and Pokemon.

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Name : ethiXthol
Age : Seventeen
Gender : Female
Birthday : July 5th
Favorite Genres : Humor / Parody / Romance / Angst


Because It Can Fly
Category: Games - Pokemon
Genre: Humor/Parody
Current Chapter: 12
Pairings: None, (crack) hints of DaisyLatham
Summary: There is a place within Japan known as Kanto, on which creatures known as Pokemon reside. There is also a 17-year-old leather trenchcoat-wearing genius who unwillingly trains these creatures so he may unwillingly become the Pokemon Master. Join Latham as he battles 10-year-olds, travels alongside Itachi of Naruto and Eliwood of Fire Emblem (or not), calls people douchebags, steals AK-47s from the local PokeMart, commits multiple Lathams, talks to the narrator, and burns down forests.

The Ultimate Parody of Ultimateness
Category: Games - Fire Emblem
Genre: Humor/Parody
Current Chapter: 2
Pairings: (crack) RennacEveryone
Summary: A parody of FE8 (Sacred Stones). In which Eirika listens to Britney Spears, Tana is a sarcastic whore, Seth is emo, Rennac is a pimp, Ewan dies, Fado knows everything, L'Archel doesn't change, Ephraim is an ass, Gilliam speaks in 1337, Franz is gay, Neimi can't sing, Forde is an anime otaku, Kyle's afro has super powers, and much much more! Only for seventy-nine payments of 19.95.


... Yeah... That's about it.

I might actually update something some time soon. Probably Because It Can Fly before The Ultimate Parody Of Ultimateness or anything else. I also might rewrite Tactical. "Might" is the key word there.

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1. Because It Can Fly » reviews
LeafGreenshipping “Mom,” the wannabe trainer called downstairs. “My adventure of all time starts in about three minutes. HOW COULD YOU HAVE THROWN THEM OUT?”
Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,486 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-17-08 - Published: 8-2-07
2. A Day In The Life Of The Akatsuki » reviews
[crack]“... Oh, God... The... Whine... Of... Doom...” Itachi winced at every word, as did everyone else in the room, save for Zetsu, who was moving to the beat of his iPod.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 3-16-07 - Itachi U. - Complete
3. The Ultimate Parody Of Ultimateness » reviews
FE8 “So Forde’s an Anime Otaku, Kyle’s afro has super powers, Ewan’s dead, Ephraim’s an ass, Gilliam speaks in 1337, Seth’s emo, Joshua has social issues, Neimi sings horribly, and Franz is gay. Did I miss anything?” “Yes.” “STFU!”
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-14-08 - Published: 1-4-08
4. Tactical » reviews
[Alternate Epilogue][FE7][HectorTactic] Hector looked at me again. This is getting weird... 'Hector, what are you...' 'Stop that.' I looked at Hector. 'What in blazes are you...' 'Never mind. Blasted woman...' Which is why Lord Hector of Ostia is insane.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,119 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 1-30-07
5. Reputation » reviews
But no, he just HAD to keep her alive, didn't he? ...But, he had a reputation to keep up. [AU] [Middleschool][Twoshot]
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 5-11-06 - Chihiro O. & Kohaku N. - Complete
6. Cell 7 » reviews
[SasuSaku NaruHina][HighSchool] 'Naruto, what's his locker number' Sasuke asked Naruto. Naruto looked at Sasuke. The word 'sabotage' popped into his head. '1608. Combanation: 12 24 36.' Naruto answered. 'Counting by twelves, are we'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,727 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 6-18-06 - Published: 9-24-05 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
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