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Author has written 34 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Anime X-overs, Dragon Ball Z, Legend of Zelda, X-overs, Parodies and Spoofs, Diablo, Wizard of Oz, Inuyasha, Cold Mountain, and Casablanca. 7-10-6: Uploaded the second chapter of "Distant Shores". I don't know why, but I've suddenly decided to dive back into that story, despite having not worked on it in three years. I'm rather pleased with how it's turning out. Chapter three is currently in the works; here's hoping that doesn't take three years. You know, of all the authors I know in the Zelda section, there are two that stand out above the rest: Galaxy Girl and DeadeyeDave. They have both written incredible stories and are both very popular. Its very interesting how different they are from each other: Galaxy Girl can't touch Davy's humor, but when it comes to adventure and action, DED can't hope to compare with GG. Either way, though, I hold them in the highest regard and will always be one of their biggest fans. | |||||||
1. Distant Shores » reviewsIn the years since the defeat of Ganondorf, Hyrule has prospered. Now, dark clouds on the horizon foretell of sinister happenings on the other side of the world.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-10-06 - Published: 8-5-03 - Link2. Off Balance reviewsLink accidentally inhales a powerful hallucinogenic drug while deep in the forest.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-05 - Link & Saria3. Two German Couriers reviewsYesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're...the honored dead.Casablanca - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-24-054. Beneath the Apple Tree reviewsInman comes to rest at an apple orchard.Cold Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-055. Late at Night reviewsLate nights and troubled dreams. Vingette.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-27-05 - Zelda6. Bathtime reviewsInuyasha takes a bath, and finally get's to spend some quality time with his favorite bathtime toys.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-04 - Inuyasha7. Confessions reviewsTroubled by nightmares, Miroku goes for a night-time stroll. He comes across a depressed Sango and does his best to cheer her up. The two talk, and connect in a way they never have before. Work In ProgressInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-29-04 - Miroku & Sango8. On The Yellow Brick Road » reviewsIt was true, the Wicked Witch of the West could not attend to Dorothy as she'd like, so she bides her time...Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-4-04 - Published: 5-3-049. Fresh Hero Of Hyrule reviewsA humorous parody of The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air theme song. 'Now, this is a story all about how...'Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-10-0310. I Hate Her reviewsAnti-L/Z fans unite! Parody of Puddle Of Mudd's "She Hates Me".Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-8-0311. Battle Fortress » reviewsThis is a story with no plot. It's just pure, straight-up fighting. The first battle is Oni Link vs. Dark Link, and the second one is Link vs. a Zora. I plan on having more chapters up soon.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-31-03 - Published: 7-17-0112. Slice of Life » reviewsThese are short stories peering into the lives of various characters. Designed to give readers more insight into the minds of people. The first one is about Saria, and the second is about Ganondorf.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-30-03 - Published: 7-28-0313. Ain't Nothin' But An Eat Thang reviewsMr. Crash is back! This is a parody I wrote a while ago. A parody of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre's "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang". Rauru and I rap about the Zelda section and food. ENJOY!Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-30-0314. The Siege » reviewsThe Druids and the Amazons ally in an attempt to defeat Andariel. Chapter two up!Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-11-02 - Published: 8-10-0215. Tavern Brawl reviewsA Necromancer stops for some ale in the Lut Gholein bar, but the locals don't appreciate a Necromancer in town.......Diablo - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-6-0216. Interview with a Necromancer reviewsAlkor finally manages to get a Necromancer to sit down and talk with him about the components the Necromancer uses.Diablo - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-29-0217. Dark Side Of The Moon reviewsSeveral narrations from the view points of various villains.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-0218. Thriller Night » reviewsParodies of every song on the Thriller album. I've also added some closing thoughts, and this summary is very important. Thanks for reading. It's been fun, dearies.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-23-02 - Published: 3-12-0219. 1984 » reviewsParodies of the songs of the album 1984, by Van Halen. Songs I've finished paroding are 1984, Jump, Panama, Drop Dead Legs, Hot For Teacher, I'll Wait, and Girl Gone Bad.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-22-02 - Published: 3-10-0220. Winner And Still Champion » reviewsFinally, Part Ten, a chapter months in the making....Re-edited by me, Mr. Crash. The whole journey is reaching it's climax... I can't really explain it...I co-wrote it with DeadeyeDave. This is my best work. Please read and review. Thanks.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,471 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-9-02 - Published: 6-2-0121. A Gerudo Christmas Carol reviewsThe Gerduo version of the classic Christmas story. My return from a long hiatus. Hope this hasn't been done before. Enjoy!Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-0122. Paint It Black reviewsA parody of The Rolling Stones song, "Paint It Black." It's about Ganondorf and his conquering of Hyrule.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-7-0123. Another One Bites The Dust: The Legend Of Zelda reviewsA parody of a song (betcha can't guess the song!). It's a bit of Link's songs told in song form.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-25-0124. Medication reviewsA parody of the song 'Politician', by Cream. Hope someone reads it.Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-0125. The Seven Sages Bright reviewsMan, and DED thinks _he's_ doing obscure parodies...Alright, this is, obviously a parody, folks. It's a parody of the song "The Seven Seas Of Rhye", by Queen. By the bye, if I get _one_ review for this, I will be STUNNED. Stunned. Well, if anyone _does_ rLegend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-0126. SWeeT NoTEs reviewsUh-oh.....A FANFIC FROM THE POV OF LINK'S OCARINA!!!!!!!!!! Oh no! Heh. I'm also going to do a sequel, told from the point of view of Majora's Mask Link's varied instruments.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-18-0127. From Mask To Man » reviewsOne of the few stories dedicated to Oni Link. An ongoing fic. This is all about Oni Link and his life in Termina.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-15-01 - Published: 7-13-0128. Inside Their Minds » reviews3 poems that go inside the minds of Link, Ganondorf, and Zelda.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-0129. Who Wants To Live Forever? reviewsAs the moon crashes into Termina, everyone looks back on his or her life. A songfic, done to the song Who Wants To Live Forever, by Queen. You don't have to know the song to enjoy the fic.Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-10-0130. When Writers Got The Blues » reviewsCome on in, and step into the Writer's Jazz Corner. An author's feelings when he's got the blues. The first song is 'Born Under A Bad Sign.' The second chapter is now up, and is to the tune of 'Spoonful,' once again by Cream. The third song will be to theX-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-01 - Published: 6-15-0131. Fandom Paradise reviewsYep, it's finally happened. SOMEONE HAS WRITTEN A SONG ON OUR PROFESSION! Gasp Anywho, this is a songfic about the insanity of fanfic authors. Based on the song 'Gangsta Paradise' by Coolio.Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 5-6-01 - Published: 4-9-0132. I'm Getting Stonger All The Time reviewsA parody to It's Getting Better All The Time, by The Beatles. If you liked King Kai In The Sky With Diamonds, check this out.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-0133. King Kai In The Sky With The Diamonds reviewsParody of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, by The Beatles. About King Kai and his little planet. It's one of my DBZ parodies of Beatles songs, so check them out too. They include Getting Stronger All The Time and Hame-Ha.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-5-0134. Nothing Can Stop Us On The Road To Glory! » reviewsA dangerous man appears, stealing and kiddnapping, but why? *Incomplete* Will end in a climactic scene with a five-way Gundam fight. Rated PG-13 for violence, kidnapping, etc. PLEASE R&R!!! For people who want good spelling, grammar, and a solid plot.Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-01
