Whoa...it's been far too long ladies and gentlemen. First off, my computer has been totally erased, so I'm starting from scratch. Good or bad, you be the judge. Second, I am going to finish my main story. It really needs closure and I'm sorry that you all may (or may not) have suffered at the hands of my negligence.

Also, once my main story is finished, I will begin work on a new story, completely removed from the other, concerning Ron becoming Monkey King (literally, look it up, it's sweet as a mofo)

Sorry to say that I have been on haitus (again) because I have a lot of writing due for my final semester. however, this summer and during Medical school (or my year off, depending on whethe or not I make it in this time around), I will finish this for sure.

Love you guys and I'm sorry that I suck.

Name: Chad

Sex: Male

Quotes -

Voice cracking
"It's impossible to catch the Fish!!"
-Cody playing Mario Party 4

"Your brother is like the ultimate comic book villain...you know, like the one you'd love to be friends with? That one."
- Corey Langley about Cody

"I love all ani- Oh my gosh gross!"
- Laura Rutland in regards to an enormous centipede at Riverbanks Zoo

"Chad, I think you'd argue with anything I'd say, wouldn't you?"
"No I wouldn't!"
- conversation between myself and Clarence Murray

"Not only are we a lesbian couple, but we're a bi-racial lesbian couple...so double the offensive!!"
- Tori to an older women in the parking lot of Food Lion (in jest).

"I'd be hotter"
- Laura Rutland

"It trumpeted once, spun around in a circle and dropped dead!"
-Dr. Hilbish recalling an Elephant tested with LSD

"You know you're in deep trouble when zombies are coming down your chimney..."
- Cody Barrs regarding zombie survival training

"Blagh!"
- Cody pretending to barf and actually spitting up a mouthful off food all over himself at Myabis

"Not now Gary!"
- Triss of Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist (reminds me of Pokemon Blue...enough said)

"Clarence, if Cody were to write a Zombie Survival Guide, would you purchase a copy?"
pause
"Absolutely I would"
- after a conversation with Cody on surviving a zombie attack in Walmart

"I'm at the corner of First and...First?! How can a street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"
- Cosmo Kramer

"Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist."
- FML message

"This is stupid"
- Sam Winchester

"Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90 percent sure that this is not true. FML"

"We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God."
- Glee