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Sir White-Socks Whiskey
Poll: Should I write a sequel to High Voltage? Or should I focus on updating my current series? Vote Now!
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since: 01-30-04, id: 530914, Profile edited: 08-12-08
Author has written 9 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Naruto.

Age: 15

Sex: Female. Contrary to the "sir" in my name, I really am female.

Previously known as xKuroCat and something else I don't remember anymore. I used to have a different pen when I was writing het canon.

Likes: Sweets, red bean ice, dorayaki, seaweed, all sorts of Asian-y food/snacks. Reading, writing, drawing, music-ing. Cats, turtles, and ducks. Y'know, the usual... To be honest I like a lot of things. I don't find myself hating many things--dislike, yes, hate, no. If you don't annoy me, I'll like you just the same :D And unlike what many people believe when they see me, I have no cuts on my wrists or whatever. Cat scratches, yes, deliberate cuts, no.

I'm a nice person. Really ._.

VIVA LA VIDA! Yes, because if you think your life sucks, there's always someone worse off than you :D

Orientation: Just slightly queer.

Not much to say here...read my stories and drop off a review, that makes me pretty damn happy. Oh yeah. If you've been following my old stories...the hetero ones. Yeah, they're gone. They weren't very interesting, but sure got a lot more reviews than my new stories. But i don't care. I'm never going back to writing canon, even if it means I won't get readers. Just clearing that out.

I tried yaoi and it didn't work out too well. But I do like including them as side couples. Just because yuri is thrice the awesome :D Proof of this is On the Corner of Riddle Street. Well, uh, what can I say? My vocabulary and grammar are very slowly improving. But I do find it helpful for people to...correct me. Especially in terms of grammar.

AND PLEASE... DON'T CORRECT ME WHEN I SPELL THINGS WITH AN -OUR INSTEAD OF -OR OR AN -SE INSTEAD OF -CE

That's how I was taught to spell, so that's how I will spell. Being Canadian, we follow UK spelling, so there. Well some of us anyway. Like me. No one cares anymore nowadays T_T But I am working on a few problems I've found myself with grammar-wise. I think that's mainly tense and some other stuff.

I'm still working on improving, so stories tend to get better as it goes along. If you were any type of arts person, you'd understand. SO PLEASE KEEP READING UNTIL THE END :D -looks hopeful-

My email is up there too so don't hesitate to drop off a review or a message. FF.net doesn't seem to like me much and yeah. I do like looking at the profiles of reviewers and stuff. If you drop off a message I will reply for you :D If it gets here that is.

As for my pen name, it's not inspired by alcohol, trust me. Actually, Whiskey's my cat with his adorable white socks. And yes, this paragraph is an excuse to boast about my lovable kitty. Anyways he's an adorable penguin cat. I mean tuxedo cat. But yeah. Except sometimes, he can be a real wimp. It takes him forever to jump from one ledge to another. And he drinks out of the toilet D: Identity crisis!

Oh, and after SC&BL I'm going to stop writing Naruto stuff. Because honestly, I'm not even a fan of Naruto. I just thoroughly enjoy screwing with Kishimoto-san's characters. I mean...they're fun to screw with okay?

LJ LINK IS OFFICIALLY DEAD :D But if you do want to know what's going on, you can always PM me or email me with the email up there. And I do have a Facebook page, but that's not as useful. If you want it though, you can always message me.

If I don't update...well y'know...it comes and goes...

(Update) I think I need a beta. So if anyone have time and would like to help me out, please PM me. Actually I think I needed one a long time ago, but I was too stubborn... One or two is enough for now since I may even be able to find a friend to help me.


A bit about my stories here...

Double Life: This story is the one that got me fired up when I started last summer. I got the idea one Sunday morning and toyed with the idea a lot. So I just had to get it down. I reread it the other day and realised the plot was a bit shaky and some parts didn't quite fit with holes everywhere. But I will finish it sooner or later, it's nearing the end anyway.

Silver Chains & Black Leather:I started this when I believed I have polished my skills enough from Double Life and decided to start something else. At first I thought it was going great, but recently I just didn't believe it was good enough. I may just rewrite some chapters later on. Truth be told, I had just started planning it after the upload of chapter 6. I'm still figuring a lot of things out and am trying to twist it as much as I possibly could. I'm hoping this will cross the borderline of cliche. But it is a lot of fun to write so I will keep working on it! :D


Current story I'm working on: SC&BL




1. Silver Chains and Black Leather » reviews
A simple encounter between the Vice President and an enigmatic gangster throws Ino into a strange vortex of events. Pretty soon, she's going to start missing the high school drama of an average seventeen year old. AU. SakuIno and TemaTen. Rated a high T.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,686 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 8-3-08 - Published: 10-20-07
2. Pin Your Wings reviews
My friends had warned me about her, the stunning blonde with gorgeous baby blue eyes that engulf you without knowing it. I simply laughed at their warning and said, “It’s not going to happen to me.” I was partly right. SakuIno. AU. One-shot.DL side story.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-2-08
3. Double Life » reviews
In the day, they know me as Temari. But I'm more commonly known as The Tempest, master thief in the city of Konoha. There just weren’t many complications… until he came along. TemarixTenTen. Various other YaoiYuri pairings. AU. Swearing and future lemon.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,831 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 5-21-08 - Published: 7-19-07
4. Director's Cut: Revised Script reviews
A prodigy director proves to a struggling actress that no one can truly have a fear of sex. SakuIno. AU. Oneshot. Quite lemony. This is the revised version of the original Director's Cut, which have been posted separately.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 2-1-08
5. Director's Cut: Original Script reviews
When an amateur nearly drives the lead actress of an X-rated movie into trauma, what can the ambitious director do to save her? SakuIno. One-shot. AU. This is a repost of the original story. Revised version has been posted separately.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 12-31-07
6. On The Corner of Riddle Street reviews
On a dirty street like this one, it's hard to find love. But ever since the blonde laid eyes on the beautiful violinist, he was in love.SasuNaru. AU. OneShot. Fluff
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-21-07 - Published: 9-21-07
7. High Voltage! reviews
School, work, cup ramen, and a hot roommate. How will Tenten be able to settle down in this strange new environment? ONESHOT TemaTen Rated for sexual intercourse. AU.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 9-15-07
8. Imperfect Diaries: Part I reviews
Diaries of Maya and Franziska while the prosecutor is back in LA for a vacation. MayaFranziska mentioned PhoenixEdgeworth. Revised Ver. Rated to be safe. OOCness
Complete - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
9. Love: My Hell and My Heaven reviews
Yuffie finally decides that the time has come for a little talk with a certain fighter. But things don't always go as expected. Short little fic I whipped up. ONESHOT [YuffiexTifa][Hints of CloudxTifa]
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-4-06
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