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Author has written 25 stories for Invader Zim, X-Men, Jhonen Vasquez, Furi Kuri: FLCL, Spirited Away, Paranoia Agent, and Misc. Books. Hello, mortals. This is Raven, your friendly Neptunian. My bio is top-secret and cannot be viewed unless you have access to the forbidden technology of the lost city of Atlantis. All I will say here is that I am not one to be trifled with, but nice people are welcome to converse with me. Formerly known as Akurei Red Wolf, and also as Raven Evil Weasel Mistress, I have decided that it is high time to revert back to my good old Raven of Roses. but since that was taken, i added a "the" in front of it and everything was all wonderful... Never underestimate the power of a psychotic platypus. Words of wisdom from the crazy thatwrote this piece of crap which we may call a bio. JHONEN WILL BECOME LORD OF ALL HUMANS, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP HIM! Seriously. His fangirls will take over the planet and instate him as overlord. Those fangirls are bloody SCARY. raven, your friendly neptunian tour guide update 9-2-05: my livejournal can be viewed here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ravenofroses/ Update 6-18-07 This is a short list of things I DO NOT OWN: JtHM, Squee!, I Feel Sick, anything else attached to the name Jhonen Vasquez or Chancre Scolex, anything attached to rikki and/or tavi simons, paranoia agent, Death Note, Manga/Anime in general, television shows, Emily the Strange and all her affiliates, movies, phantom of the opera, cities, towns, states, and/or any other stretch of land inhabited by large numbers of human beings, the Universe, small children, the Interweb, Linkin Park, the Flaming Lips, David Bowie, Gackt, musical artists and their creations in general, music in general, musical instruments in general (though i do have a recorder and a voice box. does that count?), humanity in general, rabbitkind, a mansion, a two-story house in the suburbs, pools, ponds, and other bodies of water, edgar allen poe/any of his works, video games in general, creators of any video game, movie, book, musical thingy, song, television show, or any other bit of art-type thingy. Short list of some things I DO OWN: a bed, a boom box, a cd player what doesnt actually work anymore, an mp3 player, a computer what barely works; a handful of screennames on AIM, MSN messenger, Myspace, Deviantart, and various other web-type places (most of which have something to do with ravens, roses, and/or edgar allen poe); lots of random fics/novels/novellas/short stories/poems/short bits of prose what are all written by yours truly, many many volumes of manga, some magazines, lots of other copies of books, lots of music files, some random bits of asian candy, some chocolate (when ive been able to stock up), a Death Note, a modest amount of clothing and jewelry (much of which has been altered from its original state), lost of stuffed animals, many many dollies--both altered and unaltered, and a pair of glasses. | |||||||||||
1. Emily the Strange: Planning » reviewsEmily has a plan for the people who join her site. A plan that could prove very bad news for the human race as a whole. The question isn't if, it's when.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 6-16-072. Delirium reviewsSomewhere there's a little girl trapped inside her head on the floor of a jail cell. She believes she's been betrayed. But a boy who was once a figment of your imagination is searching for her. He doesn't know why, but he has to save her. Is she like him?Paranoia Agent - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-073. Hello Again » reviewsAn obsession. Revenge. Why does she work so hard to set him free?Paranoia Agent - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,215 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 2-22-074. Remembering the River » reviewsWe all lose things in life, but memories should never be among them. Chihiro knows something's missing. But will she remember in time to save it?Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-21-06 - Published: 2-26-06 - Chihiro O. & Kohaku N.5. Black Roses for my Valentine » reviewsjohnny didnt know it was valentines day. not until just before. time has a funny way of slipping away from you like that.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 4-7-06 - Published: 2-13-06 - Johnny C. - Complete6. Letters from Fangirls » reviewsthis bit of humor is a small collection er, soon2b collection of likely weird letters jhonen might get from fangirls. or fanboys. anyway, its meant to be unsettling, scary, and above all, amusing. have fun.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 4-1-06 - Published: 10-17-057. In the End » reviewsIn the end, it doesn't even matter...all of the work you put into saving the world. Because in the end, the world was doomed anyway. And in the end, you will have helped to destroy it. And in the end...you couldn't be happier. ch 7 upInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,923 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 3-24-06 - Published: 4-19-05 - Dib8. Mistakes reviewsLife has a way of kicking you in the head and then laughing at you. This is what happens when simple mistakes are made...Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-06 - Johnny C.9. Hybrid Rainbows and Instant Music » reviewsIts been three years. Three years since Haruhara Haruko came to Mabase on her Vespa. Three years and the town has already forgotten. To lose your memories is to lose a part of yourself...Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete10. Endsville reviewsLook, Kanti, Endsville is burning...Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete11. I feel Sick: Devi's Journal » reviewsthis isnt really a journal, per se, but a series of oneshot things involving Devi, Johnny's rather unfortunate love interest. first chapter: the meeting, 2nd: uh....something. third? i dunno 6th ch up: poemJhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 8-17-05 - Devi D. & Johnny C.12. I Hate the Holidays » reviewschristmas season sucks ass, no? all the bright lights and happy ppl and annoying songs make me want to kill things. this is a series of poems and stories to illustrate the evils of the holiday season. enjoy.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-13-05 - Published: 11-24-05 - Johnny C.13. Video Games reviewslife is just one big video game. its just that you dont respawn. when those you love are taken from you, it complicates the storyline. it makes it harder to win. but you have to. youve got to win at all costs.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-11-05 - Gaz & Zim - Complete14. Tales from the Basement » reviewsrandom oneshot stories about nny and annie. sort of sequels to along came a french girl and gone the way of my sanity. enjoy. ch9: annie teaches nny about the value of a good vocabularyJhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-1-05 - Published: 3-21-05 - Complete15. Dumb Like a Moose reviewsa soontobe collection of oneshots, zimfics that relate NOT AT ALL to any of the fics i have posted thus far. hopefully ill have time to write more than one.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-11-0516. Poetry of the Doomed » reviewsa little collection of poems from multiple points of view. the first ones are from squee. more to come whenever i type them up. have fun, kids. ch 8 upJhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-10-05 - Published: 4-9-0517. Becoming the Tallest reviewsthis is just a oneshot, i think. pretty selfexplanatory, but to clarify, it's NOT a flashback from red or purple. anyways, enjoy, mes amis.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-05 - Complete18. The RealLife Adventures of Jhonen Vasquez » reviewsa stoopid little fic about jhonen and what was happening to him while he was working on squee! in this, he battles the kitchen ants and the black widow spider. enjoy, mes amis, and review! like you havent heard THAT before... (ch 3 up)Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 12-28-0419. The Ramblings of a Homicidal Maniac » reviewsinsanity! just nny's thoughts durin a rampage. related to me other fic, along came a french girl itll probly only make sense if ya read it...who the hell am i kidding? Ive no idea what it was about, and i WROTE it. ch 3 upJhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-30-05 - Published: 1-22-0520. Gone the Way of my Sanity » reviewssequel to along came a french girl. read prologue.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-9-05 - Published: 3-1-05 - Johnny C. - Complete21. A Room With A Moose: The Fight For Mankind » reviewsok, so its not really about moose. this is a fic...uh, SUPPOSED to be about tak, but whatever. its about Taks return to earth and how everybody wants to destroy the world, but now theyre fighting over WHO gets to destroy it. i hate summaries. done! yayInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-13-05 - Published: 2-9-05 - Tak - Complete22. Along Came a French Girl » reviewsnny’s done it again. kills a little kid’s mom, then realizes hes stuck with an 8yr old kid that cant speak english. at all. very weird, but whatever. read and enjoy, kiddies its done! yay me! i havent exploded yet! i had such fun...Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,535 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-18-05 - Published: 12-28-04 - Complete23. Alien Encounters reviewsokay, so this isnt exactly a romance fanfic. zim and gaz dont fall in love or anything, but that was the only thing close enough to what this warped and twisted thing is. Sorta related to desperation, its about how gaz came to know zims phone number.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-19-04 - Zim & Gaz - Complete24. The Randomness Room reviewsI have no idea what to call this or where to put it. its just smthg me friend and i did when we were bored. its not really X-Men, but there’s more X-Men ppls in it than there are from any other showcomicmovie, so whatever. Um....basically what happensX-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-0425. Desperation » reviewseh, I’d like to say something right away: this is a fanfic where Dib goes suicidal. You no likey, you no readie. I’d also like to say that it’s not glamorizing suicide. It says that suicide is stupid. Note:This is NOT A RIPOFF ON PIRATE MONKEY’S STORYInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,852 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-17-04 - Dib - Complete
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