Hey, all. I like being called awesome, and possum just rhymes, so...I have a name, though, I do... (looks at fake i.d.) it's... "John Doe". yes. Wait, John? Isn't that a dude's name? ...Why did I find this I.D. on my toe? And why is it marked "D.O.A."?

Soooo, I'm from Canada, have no life, and spend about 99 percent of my life on the computer, either reading, writing or posting at Talk CSI. I hate to admit it, but I'm more of a shipper than I'd like to think, and looking back on my life I'm pretty sure I've been shipping since I was six. I saw "Phantom of the Opera" in grade two and hated the fact that Christine didn't just go and marry Raoul, noo, she had to have her secret rendez-vous's with the Phantom... (rolls eyes)

Shout out to LaPeteSilente, thanks for that chapter of that fic! lol. Also to Anti Darth Ani for letting me edit When It Rains In New York. Can you write some more, please? And to Diving_Chik aka Peeka. Boo? Just because you're funny, and unfortunately we're related. Unfortunate for you, anyway. Sorry. And to Erin (I'm positive you have an account here, I just don't know what it is). And to CSIVixen... weird that our sisters have the same names. o_O And to ASKessler, I really don't deserve the FANTASTIC editing you've done. Thank you!

Well, I guess I'm getting better at writing, cause somehow (even though I'm not a good author) you stupid people reviewing my stuff write reviews that are WAY TOO INGRATIATING!

Also, I enjoy editing, so if you're in need of an editor, just send me your stuff. I freakin' live to correct people. Ex-English major WHAT WHAT.

So here's some random stuff I'm obsessed with...

Hokay. So. I luuuv:

My husbands, namely Orlando Bloom, Carmine Giovinazzo, Eric Close, George Eads, David Usher, Callum Blue, Bret McKenzie, Jemaine Clement, Jimmy Fallon, Hugh Grant, Hugh Jackman, Hugh Laurie, Colin Firth, Keanu Reeves, and Jude Law.
I love CSI and House and X-Files and Law and Order SVU and Without a Trace the most... but way to let me down, JERRY BRUCKHEIMER. WAY TO LET ME DOWN.
I LURRVE archery...!
I HATE it when people dump other people's water bottles DOWN my PANTS and then STEAL MY PANTS while they're DRYING! (hint hint nkasi)

Hmmm, ship pairings? (I am XCORE shipper by the way. A loooot. And I tend to ship for life, no abandoning ship for me. Not even death does me part. Is that grammatically correct?)

Okay first off, I wanna say, WHAT THE HELL, TPTB. WHAT. THE. HELL.

CSI: SNICKERS! who else? HONESTLY? Grissom? (kills self with a Snickers bar in the name of all things ironic). They sank ship #1. But seriously. Grillows? The New GSR? (aka with Sophia)? YoBling? FOR GOD'S SAKE, ANYTHING BUT GSR!
Without a Trace: Smarties! FINALLY the writers got a clue, but unfortunately nooo, they decided Martin thought he was too good for Sam. JUST when I was content they went and broke my little shippy heart. Ship #2 gets tossed ashore. I also kinda sorta like Ann and Jack together, and Danny and Elena, if only for the fact that that way, Sam and Martin have nobody left but each other. I have methods to some of my madness.
House: Sort-of-kind-of Chase/Cameron, because they are both young and cute, but I really, REALLY ship House/Wilson. Honestly. HOW adorable are they? And how much would it MAKE my life if they got together? But how much is that NOT going to happen? Why do I even bother shipping?
Mysterious Ways: Declan/Miranda. Just because. But why'd they cancel the show? Ship #3 grounded by default.
Crossing Jordan: Jordan/Woody. Was it so wrong that I cheered when Devan died? And now Woody won't have anything to do with Jordan... great. That's ship #4 that hit the rocks. Or has it? I don't know. I lost track. I also stopped watching when Jordan suddenly became a CSI slash cop slash superwoman instead of a CORONER.
Sue Thomas FBEye: Sue and Jack. They're soooo cute! Haven't watched this show in awhile though.
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit: Olivia/Elliot! I squee and cry a lot alternatively throughout this show.
CSI Miami: noone really. but it depressed me when Speed died. I guess Talleigh would have been okay?
CSI New York: Danny and Aiden would have been so cute! I was hardcore into this pairing for awhile, but unfortunately... Thanks, TPTB, you sank my DnA ship. Ship #5 in Davey Jones' Locker. (cries like a baby) I kinda sorta like SMacked, but nothing about this show makes me happy anymore. Not since they got rid of Samurai Coroner, anyway... the one gleaming ray of semi-awesomeness left on that show, and - schwingg! Gone with a swish of a scimitar. Or whatever Samurai use.
X-Files: Who do you think? Scully and Mulder. And one day my sister and I were watching and she was all "oh yeah Krycek is gonna be all over Marita in that random ship, seriously it's their love-boat" and she wasn't being serious but BAM! Then it happened and I'm thinking she can predict the future. Maybe it's an X-File.

You know what's great? My mum is also a Smarties shipper, and an EO shipper. It must be genetic. My sister likes Snickers and DnA too, so we've been sinking ship-mates lately. (curses TPTB soooo hardcore)

p.s. thanx to all my reviewers! I was SERIOUSLY not expecting anything close to the niceness of the reviews I've gotten for my stories. I heart you all. Alex, you're a different story... you're nuts.

p.p.s. Why have so many of my ships sunk? Why does TPTB hate me? GAH. sob. What a terrible time to be a shipper.

p.p.p.s. wow this is alot of postscripts. Stopping now.

Anyway yes c'est ca.

Drink up me hearties yo ho!