Obsessions are listed all around.
FUBAR-1. (WWII military slang) Fucked up beyond all recognition (or repair).
~~~~ Quotes from stories ~~
"NYPD! Drop the grimoire and put your hands over your head!"
"So," Randy ticked off points on dark fingers. "We got a Scottish gargoyle using U.S. biotech, Guatemalan DNA, intergalactic metal, and Welsh and Egyptian spells from a Basque book." The hacker shook his head. "Is it just me, or has globalization gone way too far?"
"Veni, Vidi, nolo in domum redire."
“Ave Cesar, I morituri salutatum”
In the Hogwarts Infirmary there were two beds side by side. Containing two identical tall boys around 13 or 14 years old, with flaming red hair. They lay still, unmoving, as far as being unconscious went, these two were the epitome of being out of it.
“Something like third or fourth cousins, so if we ever get pissed and fuck each other one night, we’ll be okay,” Harry said with a wicked grin.
He wanted Harry. He wanted the power. And he wanted to crush the Ministries that opposed him.
And he wanted them in something like that order.
"Killing a prisoner as a rebellion is bringing your empire down on your ears? Does the phrase 'rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic' ring a bell with any of you?"
Hawkeye reminded herself, once again, that patience was a virtue. "Even so, Colonel," she said, managing to keep her voice level, "even if the alarm clock was a traitor to the country and the government, it still deserved a fair court-martial and execution, rather than simply being dragged out into the street and shot like that."
"Some things just can't be forgiven, Lieutenant," Mustang said shortly. And that was all she got out of him for the rest of the day.
"You are all invited to Hogwarts in an hour to celebrate my birthday and the defeat and subsequent demise of forty- wait, make those forty-four Death Eaters, fifteen Dementors, and ten demons from Hell," Harry deadpanned. The Zambinis blinked.
~~Of Gods and Men ~n0b0dys-ang31
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Flame & Blade
Imperial Dragon Circle
Harry did recall him saying that. "Yes..." he answered uncertainly.
"This is 'careful'."
This is borderline paranoia, Harry thought, but he didn't say it aloud.
"Yes, Professor McGonagall, I understand your concerns, but we have no reason to believe that the two are any trouble! One is an orphan and there is no way to discover his magical lineage and the other is Muggle born. Both have clean records, not counting the few times when Mr. Minamino disappeared and the fact that Mr. Jaganshi technically has never been born..." Dumbledore trailed off and deeply frowned. "Maybe there is reason to fret."
They were microscopic battleships, adapted to the air and to the heat, and they were packing the reason why the environment had become highly basic. Huge colonies of fungi had spread down the simulation body and began harvesting water… heavy water. Separating the deuterium from the oxygen had produced ionized oxygen that tended to strip hydrogen off water to produce two hydroxide ions.
Shinji had created flying, thermophilic psychic bacteria armed with fusion cannons. Telekinetically accelerating deuterium ions together, the bacteria hurled the products at the still shell-shocked colonies, bombarding them with x-ray, neutron, and alpha radiation. The attacks also positively charged the target, and the bacteria let the electrons stripped from the deuterons fly off towards their targets.
The walls of the box melted under the barrage.
Harry glanced at him briefly. “Draco, your associate doesn’t have leave to speak to me. Let him know if he doesn’t stop I’m going to tell my psychotic, mass murdering, completely innocent of all charges because the Minister of Magic says so, Godfather that he’s bothering me.”
John shrugged and put his sunglasses back on. “Kaleb, on my honor as a United States Marine, I haven’t killed anyone in weeks.”
~Quotes I like~
~~This mission is way beyond fubar. _not a clue who said this, tell me if you know_
~~As one door opens another closes, Dont let it hit you on the @ on the way out _My T-Shirt _
~~The Ability to speak does not make one intlegant _Star Wars Phantom Menace_
~~"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."
~~The last thing I want to do is hurt you...But it's still on the list.
~~I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
~~I think. Therefore I am DANGEROUS.
~~I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
~~"Let me get this straight. You control all random stuff. Therefore, it isn't random. So, you control nothing. Uh-huh. What else can you do?" _Blaque Midnyte_
"Do you understand, Harry Potter, " whispered Voldemort, "that I do not think your death will satisfy me any longer? That your death would be more than anti-climactic, it would be disappointing?" He leaned in closer. "Does that frighten you, boy?" "I notice you like to speak in questions," said this insolent child. "Your Death Eaters keep you in the dark that much, or is it just that you're getting forgetful in your old age?"
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you fall for this please put it in your profile:
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.
9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:
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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP
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