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Author has written 27 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Legal Drug, and Gaia Online. Name: Mrs. Paper I suck at the game called "Real Life": So I write FanFiction. Likes: (tasteful) Porn. Music. Yaoi. Yuri. Sitting. Sleeping. Furries. 4chan. iGod Repent Made Easy. iPod. Spazz (my cat). Drawing. Writing. One on one RP's. Mostly fan RP's because the "make your own character" RP's never worked with me. (I have a big problem with the whole "god character" thing.) Want to RP with me? Send me an e-mail with the anime and pairing. Humor/Sarcasm. I'm naturally a sarcastic person and with that comes my sense of humor. Crap-tastic movies. Classic SciFi movies, B-movies, horror, anything that deals with parasites/disease/viruses. Oh, and the occasional Bruce Lee flick. Zombies. You can never go wrong with them. Vampires have been too romanticized and lost their killer edge ever since Anne Rice got a hold of them, and don't even get me started on Twilight. (Sparkling pussies.) Zombies are the only horror... creature (?) that can't be altered to a more sophisticated state. Zombies are undead people/animals that EAT THE SH-T OUT OF YOU. Dislikes: Bad Days. World peace. Super AIDs. Camping. Nazi's. Pop-ups. Dial-up. Siblings. Half eaten apples. Hard-core angst. Seriously, WTF. I hate the whole "nobody hurts as bad as I do" BS that people dish out. Even in fanficiton, can't stand it. Romance/Angst. The only exception to this if it's the cliche' type with the happy ending. That's the only kind I can somewhat choke through. Most people/talking to people. I have a low tolerance for stupid people. Very low. Spelling. I try but I fail most the time. Twilight/Anne Rice. Are the leading cause of vampires turning into whiny, pre-teen, romanticized, emo PUSSIES. Pet-peeves: ABUSING THE JAPANESE LANGUAGE. The people who just throw random Japanese words in a sentence, either when speaking or in fanfiction. Words like but not limited to; baka, aishiteru, neko, kawaii, uke, seme, etc. Anime' retards (weeaboos/wapanese). Thanks a lot you ass wholes, now you can't even like cartoons with out being considered an idiot and social recluse virgin/creep. SASUKE is not pronounced Sas-uke. It doesn't work, STFU. People who say they don't like something and keep bringing it up in a conversation. (Only exception is during a debate... and president Busch.) Complaining about someone stealing an ANIME' art style. Yes, I know there are some pretty good unique art styles but seriously, unless they're stealing your art directly, shut the hell up. Artist borrow off each other-- get used to it. Overly dramatic people. I hate you. People who hold their stories hostage for reviews. Seriously, I can't understand the need for reviews. Fishing for comments is made of fail, go play on MySpace. PEOPLE WHO BUY CLOTHING AND RETURN IT BACK TO THE STORE AFTER YOU'RE DONE WEARING IT. YOU MAKE MY LIFE HELL. Websites that I am on: Gaiaonline.com - Mrs. Paper Deviant Art - MrsPaper Livejournal - Naga_Plz Do you know what would make me happy? Fic-art. - TwentyOne, chapter six; blow: vinydapuh. deviantart. com/art /ShikaNeji-blow-sketch-88668519 Current fandoms: YuGiOh: Bakura/Ryou -and- Marik/Malik -or- Marik/Bakura/Malik/Ryou Naruto: Kakashi/Iruka -and- Shino/Kiba/Shino -and- Gaara/Lee/Gaara -and- Shikamaru/Neji Kingdom Hearts: Riku/Sora -and- Axel/Roxas Pokemon (Pocket Monsters): Gary/Ash (Shigeru/Satoshi) -and- JAMES = RAPE Fruits Basket: Kyo/Momiji -and- Haru/Kyo -and- Haru/Momiji -or- Haru/Kyo/Momiji Betel Guese: Betel/Lydia Ed, Edd, n' Eddy: Kevin/Edd (Double 'D'.) South Park: Stan/Kyle -and- Kenny/Butters -and- Craig/Tweak -and- Damien/Pip Yu Yu Hakusho: Teen Koenma/Yusuke -and- Kurama/Hiei Professor Layton and the Curious Village: Prof. Layton/Luke Greatest Insults I've heard: Whores don't get a second chance. -Kaleb (As quoted from Identity. Watch it. It's a good movie.) Shut up you... Vagina face! -Zach Yeah, well, your skinny and I hate you. -Kaleb You know... Sometimes I just want to punch you in the face. -Kaleb Well, I hope you choke on a dick! -Me Would someone, please, cunt punt that bitch! -Someone standing in line at the check out in Wal Mart | |||||||||||
1. Fifteen » reviewsLiam/Ian. Slash. Fifteen one-shots.Gaia Online - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 8-18-09 - Ian & Liam2. TwentyOne » reviewsShikamaruNeji. Collection of stories. FIC-ART!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,069 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 2-4-08 - Shikamaru N. & Neji H. - Complete3. Christmas Elf reviewsA Penthouse letter from Neji about the day he learned something valuable. ShikaNeji. Holiday fic. Rim. BJ. Anal. Cross dressing.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-08 - Shikamaru N. & Neji H. - Complete4. Maybe I Could » reviewsI blame it on the dog. ShinoKiba. Rated for later chapters.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 11-7-08 - Published: 7-31-07 - Shino A. & Kiba I.5. A Night of Story Telling reviewsYaoi. KakashiIruka. SasukeNaruto. Telling stories is an old past time. Used to pass down history, for warnings, and sometimes for just plain amusement.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-12-08 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U.6. Forgot reviewsRikouKazahaya. Yaoi. Oneshot. Christmas fic. The gift that keeps on giving.Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-21-08 - Complete7. 10 Songs Meme » reviewsChapter one- LeeGaa. Chapter two- ShikaNeji. Yaoi. A fanfiction meme.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-3-08 - Gaara & Lee R. - Complete8. The Heat of the Moment reviewsNaruSasu. Lime. Yaoi. "To hear him nearly scream out orders to go faster or just plan out tell him to finish the damn job already. Naruto loved to disobey them too."Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-1-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete9. More Than Small Changes » reviewsDraco for some simple amusement gets Harry to drink an unknown potion that he found in a magazine. The Blond descides he rather likes the changes, moreso than he thought. Rating will go up with the addition of chapters.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-10-08 - Published: 4-29-07 - Harry P. & Draco M.10. Restless reviewsLeeGaara. Lime-ish lemon. Gaara's very impatient when he has a Lee between his legs.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-30-08 - Gaara & Lee R. - Complete11. Geniusly Lame reviewsIt's not that he hates it or that he's to lazy. ShikaNeji. Lemon. Yaoi.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-23-07 - Shikamaru N. & Neji H. - Complete12. Being a Genius had Nothing to do With It » reviewsSometimes, Kakashi can't always make the right choices. KaIr. Twoshot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-25-07 - Published: 8-3-07 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete13. Worst Reword reviewsRikuSora. Oneshot. The story promised that follows one of the chapters of My ABCs.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-8-07 - Riku & Sora - Complete14. How To Wear Down An Aubrame reviewsShonen ai. OneShot. ShinoKiba. Yeah there may have been better ways, but it still led to the same goal.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-26-07 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete15. Heads or Tails reviewsOneshot. Lime. KakashiIruka. Making a point.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 6-11-07 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete16. MY ABC's » reviewsShort Riku and Sora drabbles that go along with the alphabet.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 529 - Updated: 6-7-07 - Published: 7-7-06 - Sora & Riku - Complete17. Lee's Epiphany reviewsSongFic. Bitch!Sakura and Ino. Mentions of yaoi. Lee centric. She fuckin' hates me. He whispered to himself, not knowing what to think or do at the moment.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-15-07 - Lee R. & Gaara - Complete18. My Night » reviewsYaoi. MarikBakuraMalikRyou. Foursome. PWP. Ryou stays the night at the Ishtar's house. Who knew Ryou was so good? Now: Two Shot!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-10-06 - Published: 4-19-06 - R. Bakura & Yami Marik - Complete19. With Kicks Comes Owies reviewsOneshot. Drabble. Rated 'M' just to be safe. Owies always get kisses.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 6-2-06 - Sora & Riku - Complete20. Under the Desk reviewsOneshot. Lemony. Riku and Sora.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 7-24-06 - Riku & Sora - Complete21. Shadow Masking reviewsYamiYugi. Rape. Oneshot.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 7-21-05 - Complete22. Misunderstandings reviewsShonen ai. Oneshot. Just what exactly are Ryou and Yugi doing?Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 6-17-05 - Complete23. Madden B Movies reviewsAU. Slash. HD. Oneshot. Draco has been advancing Harry for sometime, though, he always knew that being forceful and twisting words always got what he wanted faster.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 5-21-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete24. I'm Not reviewsOneshot. HD. Slash. Lemon. Oh, how we all love being proven wrong.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 3-7-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete25. Guessing Games reviewsOneshot. YaoiLemon. RyouBakura. There's always something that you can do when your bored.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 7-3-06 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
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