S'up! I'm Rogaldorn3, the least responsive writer you shall ever, in your lifetime, meet. I tend to post either one-shots or long pieces I can dash out quickly, so don't expect anything to be dragged out over a couple of weeks.

Anyway, ME! I'm a seventeen-year-old man-child living in Limerick, Ireland. I have a habit of wandering from one fandom to the next, depending on my mood at the time. I act well, sing passably, and dance like a drunken pig wearing roller skates. On an ice rink.

My music tastes! Air Traffic, Apocalyptica, Arctic Monkeys, Ash, Audioslave, bits of Avenged Sevenfold, Bloc Party, Breaking Benjamin, The Cardigans, The Divine Comedy, Editors, Elbow, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Gorillaz, The Hoosiers, Jack Off Jill, The Killers, Lacuna Coil, bits of Linkin Park, Massive Attack, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Ozzy Osbourne, A Perfect Circle, Placebo, The Prodigy, Puscifer, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Reverend and the Makers, Serj Tankian, Slipknot, Stone Sour, The Strokes, Sunny Day Real Estate (well, I like the first album. After that they got a bit dodgy…), System of a Down, Tool, Velvet Revolver, The Wombats, and 16 Horsepower. An eclectic mix of stuff, and that's just what I've got in my iTunes!

Music genres I dislike (note: if I mention something you like, here, send me a message and I'll tell you why it's not my thing. Flame me, however, and I shall Ignore you with all the arrogance and vileness of a longtime resident of a UK boarding school.): Emo (the later stuff, i.e. Good Charlotte or Madina Lake. If I wanted to see Hot Topic paraded around in front of me, I'd watch an advertisement, thank you so very much! The earlier stuff, however, is okay,), Rap (though that's a bit more spotty- Lupe Fiasco, for example, writes some of the most brilliant and elegant lyrics I've heard in my life. Listen to "Muhammed Walks" on YouTube, and you'll see what I mean,), Traditional (eugh. Seriously, my country has produced some of the most soul-draining dirges in history. I weep, I really do,), Pop (in the sense of the genre, not the "more people like it then dislike it" manner. The genre is just horrible rehashings of what's been done before; tired, dreary lovesongs, electro backing, and guitars that sound like they're being played while the singer is in a coma. Gah.), and the more skangery techno/dance stuff (you know. DJ Tiesto and the like. Seriously, going "mm-ch-mm-ch-mm-ch" over and over again is NOT the basis for a good track, let alone a bass-line!).

My ships of choice are;

Teen Titans- CyRae. Cyborg is someone who's adjusted to not being entirely human, and has learnt to both control and master the powers that gives him, so it's fair to say he can relate to Raven and all her fear and self-hatred over being a demon. He's kinda been there, man. And the two episodes I saw that involved them both had this really great feeling of the two of them fitting together. And besides- think of the kids! Part robot. Part demon. ALL HERO!

Teen Titans- Robin/Starfire. There's probably a name for them, but damned if I can remember it. Anyway, they worked. Robin needed someone to lighten him up, and Starfire needed someone to keep her head out of the clouds. Well, figuratively. I did, of course, doubt it'd end well, but that just leads to pathos, breakup fics, and eventual recovery. Or, in writer-speak, FUN! FUN! FUN!

Kingdom Hearts- Kaira. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, Kairi is not exactly the most developed character in the history of the world, but gorram it, Sora killed HOW many Heartless to save her ass in the first game?! They may have started off good friends, but they've both been through way too much to stay together to give up now! And before any of you SoRiku fans start ranting about subtext and bonding in Kingdom Hearts II, I should point out that just because they are good friends does NOT make them gay lovers. And before someone proceeds to call me a homophobe...

Kingdom Hearts- Zemyx. About as canon as Sora/Tidus, but very easy to write well. Zexion needs something bright, happy, and good in his life, and Demyx needs someone to remind him of logic. Much like Starfire/Robin, in fact. I also happen to like them because they're both disturbingly similar to me- one's a bookworm, the other's a musician. Of course, niether of them have hearts, but they do have souls! Surely, we can use that for reasoning... somehow...

Naruto- NaruHina. A BILLION people have explained this better then me, so I'll just direct you to Darkhope's exceptional manifesto for this particular pairing. Seriously. She rocks. click here!

Naruto- SasuSaku. Original, aren't I? Heh. This one I like because it's got the makings of a good redemption story written all over it. I've always wanted to try writing one, but the closest I've ever come is Immortal, which sadly takes place two hundred years AFTER Sakura's died. Ah well, maybe some day...