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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always reason in madness. ~Freidrich Nietzsche

~HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound', that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A

Hinata was in a bit of a predicament.
Naruto was finally paying attention to her, and it wasn’t nearly as scary as being chased by mysterious super-kunoichi! However, Shino had just shown up looking like walking sex on a stick.
Decisions, decisions. ~ Excerpt from Eek! by randomsome1 (who is awesome. So is the fic! )

That loser is still hangin’ around town? I thought I ran the bitch outta here when I stole her cupcake.~ Shino (a gangsta Shino I might add)

There were so many mole-rats. So naked.~ Monkey Fist (Kim Possible)

"And what's your name, pretty lady?" Strong Bad asked the woman suavely.
"It's Bruce." she replied in a rather sultry voice.
He blinked.
That didn't sound like a girl name. In fact, he was fairly certain that was Batman's name. And Batman was NOT a chick.

Look, Dad. Muggle bobbles. By the way, Fred and I are both in love with Hermione and share her. Ooh shiny!~ Fred Weasley

Rock Lee stared back and forth between Naruto and Sasuke. They seemed like opposites but once you got to know them they had a lot in common... Now, Lee was a very open-minded, unprejudiced, sensitive lad so he was as delicate as possible in phrasing his next question. "...gay?"

~"Uh...right." And he slammed the window. But because Kiba's hands were on the windowsill, Kiba got shocked and leaned back, waving his arms wildly. Sasuke lost his balance, which made Neji lose his balance, which made Lee lose his balance. "OH NO!" screamed everyone as they fell down into the black oblivion...

And died...

Just kidding!~ Excerpt from Shino's Birthday by Raven and Nightwolf

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

If there was one thing Tenten hated it was a chauvinist. If there was a second thing Tenten hated it was overconfidence. If there was another thing Tenten hated it was when there were no blue moons in her Lucky Charms. Tenten was full of hate.

Edward: I was here all night. Watching you sleep. Bella: Oh Edward! That's sooo romantic! Me: No it's not! Call the police!

Then with as much perfect timing as an armed convict in a four-wheel drive, with a bleeding hostage in the passenger seat, smashing through the wall of a house (while shouting vulgar profanities) in which a little, adorable girl is celebrating her fifth birthday while her friends and family are right in the middle of singing the 'Happy Birthday' song, Shigure's sing-song voice called from the door.

Gaara, there's a pubic hair in my sandwich.~ Temari in Sandwiches. Yes its a smut fic. Don't look at me like that, it wasn't incest! It ...was KankurouKiba...;

Aw c'mon!! It's Lex flippin' Luthor!! ~ Superman

You'll have to excuse me, I keep coughing up blood. I accidentally ate ground glass tonight.~ Madonna Wayne-Gracy.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. ~Jack Handey

I am Woodmon! I cannot be defeated! ...AHH! I'M BEING DEFEATED!~ Woodmon. Needless to say, he was defeated.

The Gargoyles animation to me was by FAR, one of the BEST animated series ever. I remember the OJ trials coming on and they'd interrupt Gargoyles to show the trials. I instantly felt he was guilty out of anger. ~random great artist on deviantArt

I prefer non-canon pairings. The ones that you already know is going to happen/has happened is boring. Once the climax is achieved, what is left to look forward to? Give me crack-pairings any day. Then you don't know what to expect.