| You're a writer Joel |
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee. About Joel [djo-əl] , 23/m/nl (n.) Fiction [fik-shuh'n] (n.) Despite a burning love for various fanfiction-verses, Joel prefers to write original fiction (more satire and drama, less comedy and fluffy bits.) Joel’s life-goal is to actually finish a novel at one point instead of constantly just starting them, because goodness knows that is all that ever happens. For fanfiction, Joel usually prefers to write epic tales of romance and/or comedy, but tends to wander into drama once in a while. Joel's fandom of choice would be Harry Potter, with the biggest ships being Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy; Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger and Remus Lupin/Sirius Black. At times Joel gives reading some James Potter/Lily Evans; Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan; Teddy Lupin/James Sirius Potter II and Severus Snape/Hermione Granger a try too. Joel will read anything if well-written, really. Joel also likes to get involved in the Glee fandom, primarily to read sappy and/or smutty Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson fic, because that's just the kind of person Joel is. A Quick Note I am currently revising, editing and rewriting where necessary for all stories. This means taking out all A/N, cleaning up those glaring spelling/grammar mistakes and even tampering with the evidence a bit (rewriting dialog, re-phrasing sentences, removing clichés, because god knows there's a bloody lot of them in there.) My grasp on both the English language and the characters are much firmer than when I started writing about 7 years ago (wow, do I feel old now) and I want everything associated with my name to be something I can take at least some measure of pride in. I will try to finish the un-complete fics in the future, too. I'm not very active in writing anymore, mostly writing drabbles (if anything and if fanfiction-related), so don't expect quick updates. The main reason for not emptying and disabling this account is a) I'm a vain bitch that likes reviews and b) not being able to get my alerts anymore, since I'm still an avid reader. (Hey, at least I'm honest.) There's some new stuff over at my writing-tumblr, though. It's set as my homepage. Disclaimer Obviously, since you're currently on fanfiction.net and not fictionpress.com, all these beloved characters are not mine. The Harry Potter-series and all related characters belong to J.K. Rowling, her publishing companies of choice and Warner Brothers. I only play with them a little when I'm bored. Thank you. New "Right Now" Glee: ftm!kurt, future!klaine "Exposed" Glee: klaine Coming Up Rewrite: "Forced Confessions" Harry Potter: HP/DM On Hold "Mistletoe Trouble" Harry Potter: SB/RL (Status: misses epilogue) "Eyes Wide Shut" Harry Potter: SB/RL (Status: misses ch8/?) "Accidentally In Love" Harry Potter: HP/DM (Status: misses ch7/?) | |||||||
1. I Wish I Could Quit You reviews"I wish I could quit you, Potter." "But you can't." "No. No, I can't." HPDM, epilogue compliant.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-9-12 - Published: 3-31-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete2. Exposed reviews"It had been exactly 5 days; 14 hours; 38 minutes—and well, he hadn't counted the seconds—since Kurt had had the chance to lay his hands flat on the warm skin of his boyfriend's." klaine, prompt: tattoos.Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete3. Right Now reviews"It wasn't an easy decision to make, Kurt had always thought. After all, bearing life… Wasn't that something that women did? And Kurt had never really thought about himself as being female to begin with. But that was then." ftm!kurt, future!klaine.Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-12 - Kurt H. & Blaine A. - Complete4. In My Arms reviews"And at this point, I know I should stop. But what if I don't want it to stop? What if I can't make it stop? And at that point, I know it: I'm abso-friggin-crazy, no doubt about it." DTSF, implied HPDM, year 5.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 2-7-12 - Published: 9-25-05 - Dean T. & Seamus F. - Complete5. I Never Said I Was Perfect » reviews"I never said I was perfect. They all just assumed I was. I'm just a boy!" Harry and Draco's point of view after book 6.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-8-10 - Published: 5-5-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete6. Snow reviews"There's so much that binds us. Love. Hatred. Blood. Time. Or in this case, snow." RLSB maurauder-era; SSHG, HGRW, HPDM post-Hogwarts era. Happy Valentinesday!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-8-10 - Published: 2-14-05 - Complete7. Some Things You Never Expected reviewsYou never see some things coming until they hit you in the head. Random characters, random acts: a series of oneshots, status on complete. Part one: Draco Malfoy is a Muggle Rights activist in secret to increase his karma.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 2-23-06 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete8. Kill Me, Kiss Me reviews"Kill me, kiss me, hex me, jinx me." Draco finds himself in a tricky situation... And Harry is the one who's caught him. HPDM, narrative poetry.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 7-28-05 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete9. Forced Confessions » reviewsHarry Potter is scared. Because telling a certain blonde that you fancy them is not as easy as it sounds, even with 'help' from Ron and Hogwart Castle's very own episode of matchmaker. And telling said blonde that they fancy you back?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 3-21-06 - Published: 5-14-05 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete10. Mistletoe Trouble » reviewsSirius has a plan. It involves mistletoe, Remus, James and Lily. There's only one way this plan can go: very, very wrong! Lean back, relax, grab some spiked punch and don't forget to put the camera on: get ready for some Sirius Christmas Trouble! MWPPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 12-26-05 - Published: 12-3-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L.11. Eyes Wide Shut » reviews"When James finally started dating 'his' Lily, it was like I lost my best friend. I guess that's when I started to really notice Remus." SBRL, MWPP year 7.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,986 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 5-5-05 - Published: 10-27-04 - Sirius B. & Remus L.12. Accidentally In Love » reviews"I warned you..." "You still haven't told me for what." It's perfect revenge... Isn't that what I always longed for? HPDMHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-20-04 - Published: 9-5-04 - Harry P. & Draco M.