FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Alcyone23 |
Author has written 25 stories for Twilight, Host, Naruto, and Teen Titans. "Notice: Persons attempting to find a Motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a Moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a Plot in it will be shot." --Mark Twain Warning: Confessed Volturi-holic, Yondaime fangirl, and the one who will have Bruce Wayne's other child ahead. Much genuflecting, praising and reveling in the glory of the Queen necessary. Sense of humor--specifically, black humor--required for entry. Idiots will be shot on sight. By the way, the Mark Twain quote above is my life mantra. I will go after you with a shotgun if you start whining about my stories' plots. Just FYI. SMILES1777 and I cowrote a story of epic proportions featuring IRUKA IN A LOINCLOTH. YES, PEOPLE. IRUKA IN A LOINCLOTH. GO READ. Disclaimer: I do not hold any rights to the works my stories are based upon, their characters, settings, etc. Neither do I own the poems or fragments I quote. For excerpts, previews or just wanting to say "What's up?", visit my Livejournal. I don't bite. And I love having new people to tease and laugh at. | |||||||||||||
1. Best Laid Schemes » reviewsNaruto has a brilliant idea for quick money. Unfortunately for him and his on-off boyfriend, even the best laid schemes tend to go awry. AU Naruto/SasukeNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,496 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 8-22-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.2. Nineteen Going on Twelve reviewsA twelve-year-old Naruto in a nineteen-year-old body. This can't end well. Naruto/SasukeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-5-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete3. Of Dogs, Bugs and D Cups reviewsKiba and Shino discover that Hinata is well-developed. Very well-developed. Birthday crack!present for Gabzillaz.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-09 - Complete4. 100 Situations » reviewsStarring Namikaze Minato. A series of related one-shots.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 39,858 - Reviews: 89 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 7-6-09 - Minato N.5. That's What He Said reviewsWhen Naruto adopts an orphaned boy, it's just the start of Sasuke's problems. Naruto/SasukeNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-7-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete6. Scars reviewsThe marks left behind. Sasuke/NarutoNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-7-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete7. The Namikaze Family Chronicles » reviewsTales of the Namikaze family as they face strange questions, hide-and-seek and disappearing children. AUNaruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-13-09 - Naruto U. & Minato N.8. 5 Times Sasuke Punched Naruto reviewsNaruto/SasukeNaruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-13-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete9. AB Type » reviewsThe Greatest Story Ever Told, by the Greatest Historian of the World. Aro has lived, figuratively speaking, for three thousand years. Have you ever wondered what he has seen and done? -PENULTIMATE CHAPTER UP-Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,913 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 8-20-09 - Published: 6-1-07 - Aro10. Human Nature reviewsIt's just simple human nature... Naruto/SasukeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete11. Alcohol reviewsIno learns first-hand how alcohol can be the the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-09 - Ino Y. & Naruto U. - Complete12. Incarnadine reviewsHow do you fight Kyuubi? It's simple. You don't. Naruto/SasukeNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-9-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete13. Alias » reviewsThings are changing for the Titans. Most of the criminals are still frozen. Jump City is finally peaceful. However, a woman has come from the future hunting an escaped murderer, the vigilante known as Robin.Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,107 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-2-09 - Complete14. Of Sake reviewsYou don't come between the Hokage and her sake.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-09 - Tsunade S. - Complete15. Eldorado reviewsKevin has an interesting tale.Host - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete16. Ego Perussi Sum reviewsI am consumed.Host - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-22-08 - Melanie S./Mel - Complete17. Angerona » reviewsEight letters in her human name. Eight distinct memories. OC. Read AB Type before.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 8-17-08 - Complete18. Bad reviewsHell hath no fury. Entry for 55 word challenge.Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-1-07 - Complete19. Of Vampires, Bears and Friendly Banter reviewsCarlisle convinces Aro to try animal blood. Aro has an interesting reaction.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete20. Speak of the Devil reviewsSpeak of the devil and the devil shall appear. Drabble.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete21. Definition: Gianna reviewsHow does one define Gianna? Winner of the Cupcake Challenge at the Twilight Archives.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-10-07 - Complete22. Lidia Rua reviewssillybella's July challenge. What passes through Marcus's head when he learns Edward loves a human?Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-4-07 - Complete23. OMGWTFBBQ! » reviewsThe really bad, absolutely horrible, astoundingly stupid fic. Rated T for safety.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 8-1-07 - Published: 5-30-07 - Complete24. Sundown reviewsThe silence is the only thing that can be heard. It’s deafening, closing in on you, doesn’t let you escape. Right, love?Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-27-07 - Complete25. Fire and Ice reviewsWhat made Jane and Alec become what they are? Part of AB Type universe. Entry for Amore di Anima Fanfiction ChallengeTwilight - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-3-07 - Complete
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