"One fine day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
and pulled out their swords and shot one another.
The deaf cop on the beat heard the noise,
and came and shot the two dead boys."

Well shit.

It seems you have stumbled upon the ever-so elusive hallucination of your drug-induced midnight fervors, Pretty Shimmie.

She has been a constant specter of this website, haunting its inner cogs and workings for almost five years. Drifting from various subdivisions, she has enjoyed almost every genre in the duration of that time. Currently, she is deeply thrust into the bowel of her Kingdom Hearts envisionment, a love affair that has been occuring for two years. It would seem her enjoyment for the animes has left her, just a capricious notion that lasted long enough for her to write a sizeable amount of works.

Wish to get to know Pretty Shimmie? She is an incandescent figure, a mixture of sequins and pixie dust and bubbly liquor and bad ideas. She revels in the grimy underworlds of human behaviors, thrives in the grit of relationships, rollicks in humble notions on the raw basis of love. A fan of the theatrics, she can often be found glimmering on stage or impersonating iconic figures. Masquerading is her forte. She flirts with confrontation and has befriended originality. She is not afraid to be bold and brash. She can be rather pleasant though, so you should not fear holding a conversation.

Humor me by pretending I'm fascinating and glamorous.

My name is Kat Champagne.

How lovely to meet you.

Stories:-

The Requiem-This story is my baby. I couldn't bare to just leave it. Epic as hell and very thorough. The best story I think I've written. This will change the way you look at Kingdom Hearts.

The Muddy Street- I adore this story. It just came to me one night and I started writing. If you haven't read, I suggest you go do that right now. IMMEDIATELY. It really is a beautiful story.

Paint Him the Color of Death- I quit. Sorry, I liked this story a lot, but inspiration just isn't coming and never will. You should read it though. My first story over ten chapters long. Quite lovely.

Mission: Transfer-I quit. Terrible and predictable. Not funny, not charming, not cute.

Speaking to a Wall-I quit. Ridiculous and pointless. Some pretty visualization, but that is all.

Snow Angel- I quit. Not very good. Interesting notions on characterizations and whatnot, but other than that it's awful.

Feminine- A cute little story. I was itching to write something and I'm actually a big closet fan of Larxene. I'm always attached to bitches with no remorse.

News:-

I'm going to my school's prom. What the hell? I never thought I would get asked to go to prom but, here I am, sitting in my gorgeous prom dress. Someone asked me. This is so bizarre!

Let's play, darling.