Electric Fire
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since: 02-07-04, id: 535109, Profile Updated: 02-11-09
country: USA
Author has written 32 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Harvest Moon, Kirby, Redwall, Teen Titans, Lord of the Rings, Batman, X-overs, Fruits Basket, Misc. Anime/Manga, Artemis Fowl, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Clamp.

~Electric Fire~

Update 2/10/2009 : Uh... so, I lied, I didn't update at all, did I?? Well, I will try harder, but time is not a commodity these days...

But I am back!!

And I am sooo excited!!
Elf-kun is in the building!


Small hands grabbed big wrists and pulled on them.
The first man flew through the air, the second was no longer conscious.
"Who are you?" the boy asked, as the petite figure wiped her forehead.
"Me?" She looked shocked"You don't need to know my name."


Hello All, I am Electric Fire, the shortest hobbit in the known world and one of the most insane writers you will ever meet.

I am a silly fic, poetry, one-shot and songfic writer, but seeing as FF.net banned songfics, you won't being seeing them here. I love to write, as you can tell, obviously... so now I'm back in the saddle, and ready for action!!

About me:

I love cosplay, writing, reading, drawing, knitting, sewing, and acting. But especially the sewing part - I'm gonna be a fashion designer you know:)

I am not as young or as old as you think I am.

I am very genki, and a pockaholic. Pocky is literally the most awesome food on this planet... When I need my fix, you better get out of my way

Disclaimer:

I do not own any of the characters or places represented in my stories, excepting :

My OCs (Aira, Meira, Jeanine, Late, Fiaval, TG, Aiden, Kole and the others)
My AUs (Angel Fluff-verse)
They are copyright me, Electric Fire and no one else.

They are not to be used without my permission.

Don't sue me. The only thing you'd get are my stories (which will be pried from my cold, dead hands, thank you, thank you very much!)


1. Imperfect reviews
Clamp School Detectives, with Duklyon Reference Nokoru is a happy boy, attendig CLAMP School, one would think his life almost perfect...
Clamp - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-05
2. The League of Extraordinarily Hot Bishonen » reviews
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Parody. A group of bishonen are brought together for mysterious reasons. Some of them may regret being hired when they find out what they have to do...
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-27-05 - Published: 12-14-04
3. Numbers reviews
A short poem about Akira from Clamp Campus Detectives
Clamp - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-1-05
4. Rum Tum Tugger’s Guide to Dating » reviews
{CATS fanfiction.} Rum Tum Tugger is very popular with the queens and the kittens. What if a book of all his dating secrets fell into the hands of the younger toms? What would happen then? What would you do? {Chapter 2 is Up]
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 4-13-05
5. The Song of the Nightcrawler Fangirls reviews
{ Parody of the song 'Rubber Duckie" }Yes, this IS insane. But aren't all Nightcrawler fangirls? (Jk, I'm one of them!) He's sooo cute though, one can't resist... XD
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-12-05
6. Don' Wanna Grow Up » reviews
This is part of Dark Jaded Rose's Challenge. JamieOC He may be young, but someone sees something in him, and they realize that they don't want to lose it to being older. Please R&R! CHAPTER 4 IS UP!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-15-05 - Published: 3-16-04
7. The Twelve Days of Christmas and more! » reviews
Christmas isn't for a few more months, but we love carols-especially the LotR versions! Songs included: 12 Days of Christmas, Elrond got Run Over by a Reindeer, Gandalf Grey is Coming to Town, Gimli the Red Nosed Ax Dwarf, Pippin the Hobbit and more!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-20-04 - Published: 9-26-04
8. The Christmas Spirit reviews
The Christmas Spirit seems to effect everyone except Artemis. Perhaps it is up to Angeline and Santa to teach him a little lesson...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-04
9. Ganymede's Day Out reviews
{Zodiac PI} It must be awful boring sitting in the star ring all day long, and Ganymede wants to have fun! But what happens when he finally gets the chance?
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-04
10. Optimism reviews
A Poem about Momiji's Feelings, and why he's so happy all the time, no matter what.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-25-04
11. The Adventures of Lata and Fiaval » reviews
In the year 2600, things aren't as right as they seem to be, especially when it comes to a group of 3 kids, who's latest guest is a boy from the War of the Roses{Mega Crossover Fic, too many shows and books to list}
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-23-04 - Published: 11-18-04
12. Kole » reviews
{X-men TeenTitans X-over} Kole is attempting to live out her own fairy tale; finding her parents, marrying her knight in shining armour- that is, if she can survive until then!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-19-04 - Published: 7-9-04
13. The Lay of the Hobbit reviews
Come, gather round, and you shall hear of the Midnight ride of Paul Revere...Hey! Wait a second, thats not right...Ah yes, Come, gather round, and let me sing to you the Lay of the Hobbit. This lay covers the story of FotR, bookverse. RR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-14-04
14. Robin the RedNosed BatBoy reviews
Rudolph" Parody. Yeah, I know Christmas isn't for weeks, or months, but this idea was too good to pass up! RR please! Songfic
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-04
15. The Hobbit's Picnic reviews
You know the song "The Teddy Bear Picnic"? Well, don't hobbits like picnics as well? Song Parody, don't kill me cause its random! Please RR!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-04
16. I Can Be Better reviews
A poem about Robin, and his aspirations to destroy all evil.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-12-04
17. The Beast's Poem reviews
A Poem that I thought represented Beast Boy. Just something I wrote up today.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-04
18. The Mummy: Help from Some Friends! » reviews
Mummy-X-men crossover. Alex O' Connell is 15. The New Recruits get a vacation, and guess what? Egypt is on the list! Imhotep is one seriously wacked dude... R&R Please FINISHED! THANK YOUS ARE UP!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,192 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-8-04 - Published: 2-25-04
19. Pancakes for Breakfast » reviews
A story about the Xavier Institute on a nice spring day, when Jean's homade pancakes come to play! Who will win the pancake? Suprise ending! Finally Finished!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-8-04 - Published: 2-16-04
20. Who Hates Cooking? » reviews
Need we say more?Poor Kurt is being tortured with fruit and childrens programming... CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-25-04 - Published: 2-21-04
21. The Weasel reviews
A one-shot story about a newly recruited weasel in Cluny's army. From "Redwall". Please R&R
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-22-04 - Complete
22. May Your Dreams Come True » reviews
Au-ish. T.G. is a teenage girl who has awesome powers, a dark past and a sister named Terra.One of my better stories. NEED REVIEWS! BB-OC, rating for mild language. Finished. FIXED!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-11-04 - Published: 5-8-04
23. In Memory » reviews
Dedicated to some of the lesser characters, and main characters who we loved dearly, but bit the dust. We loved them so! Please RR
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-6-04
24. No Control » reviews
A story about an young Mutant named Meira, whose powers wreak havok to no end. Begins after the first episode, but ends after season 3. Please R&R CHAPTER FIVE IS UP!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-04 - Published: 2-21-04
25. Thoughts from our Hearts » reviews
A story-poem kind of story! I, Electric fire, decide to read the X-Men's English Poetry Assignments.Anyhoo, please R&R, So far we have done Jamie and Kitty. Yet another lame summary from the queen of lame-o summarys! ON HOLD
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-29-04 - Published: 3-19-04
26. Xmen Moon: Friends Of Mineral Town for Girls » reviews
{Odd Pairings and Families} Its Harvest Moon as you have never seen it before! Based on the game Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town for girls. Please R&R Harvest MoonX-Men Evolution Crossover CHAPTER 7 IS UP!
Harvest Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-13-04 - Published: 2-17-04
27. Why Logan Calls the Professor 'Chuck' » reviews
Was originally one -shot, now with a second chapter! Sillyfic! The X-Kids sing songs about 'chuck' please RR
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 2-28-04 - Complete
28. Why Kitty is a Vegetarian » reviews
Well, have you ever wondered why Kitty is a vegetarian? Well I wrote this sillyfic to explain it! Beware I make fun of Kitty-I like her, but she is fun to make fun of! FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-25-04 - Published: 2-18-04
29. King Dedede Morning Regime reviews
How King Dedede starts off his day, he does it by bashing Kirby! Please R&R!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-19-04
30. When Wolverine Fell Into the Pond reviews
Based on the poem by Alfred Noyles. One shot only. Please R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-19-04 - Complete
31. 15 Toads reviews
A silly fic based on two poems. You have to guess! Please R&R , one shot only!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-04 - Complete
32. Twas The Night Before Christmas, XMen Style reviews
I know its a bit late, but this file was sitting on my desktop forever and i said, "Hey lets give it a shot", so here it is! Please R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-17-04
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