Name: Classified
Age: 19
Birthdate: Febuary 17th/1989
Interests: Movies, books, horseback riding (when I can), fan fiction, singing, and canoeing.
Dislikes: Homework, people who talk too much, spiders/other insects, and stalker movies.
Hi there! Happy you decided to look at my profile; I have some funny quotes down below to make you laugh... Bye!
"Tonight's supper, baked beans, musical program to follow...who wrote this?"
Packard: Atlantis, the lost empire
"I guess there was this, leak next door, then suddenly...BOOM! No more Chinese laundry."
Vinni: Atlantis, the lost empire
"You're first husband disappeared."
"Well that was his job, he was an illusionist."
"But he never reappeared."
"Oh, he wasn't a very good illusionist."
Wadsworth, Mrs. White; Clue, the movie
"And to make a long story short..."
"Too late."
Wadsworth, and co.; Clue, the movie
"It's not just a game...anymore."
Tagline, 'Clue the movie'.
"You kidnapped me!"
"Why would I kidnap a llama!"
"I don't know, you're the criminal mastermind, not me!"
"What!"
Kuzco, Pacha; The Emperors New Groove
"Uh-oh."
"Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall?"
"Yep."
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
"...Bring it on."
Pacha, Kuzco; The Emperors New Groove
"Hold it! The cliff dwellers didn't have skateboards! Cliffs, plus wheels, equals bad!"
Tino; The Weekenders.
"I don't want people making fun of me."
"People make fun of you already; ever since that incident with the the fire hose and the poodle."
"Nothingwaseverproven!"
Carver, Lor; The Weekenders.
"I knew this day would come...just me, and the mutant wiener dogs."
"You knew this day would come?"
Mr. Barkin, Ron: Kim Possible
"Did you analyze the mystery meat?"
"Yeah."
"And?"
"You don't want to know; until you graduate...from college."
Kim, Wayde: Kim Possible
"Despite that amazing display of cunning, reflex, and physical prowess, your tail still has a death grip on your butt."
Calvin; Calvin and Hobbes
"I'm crazy enough to take on batman, but the IRS? Noooo thank you!"
-Joker; Batman, the animated series
"Never dare mom to make you stop doing something."
"Who knew she could shinny up a drainpipe so fast?"
Zoe, Hammie; Baby Blues
"Bless me father, for I have..."
"Sinned, yes, I know; you're very good at that. You shattered the rose window."
"Not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the smashing."
Van Helsing, the Father; Van Helsing.
"Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the house notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here and you will spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six year old girl."
"You'd do that?"
"I'd have Jean braid your hair; welcome back."
Proff. Xavier, Logan; X2, X-men United
"Is that you Hart?"
"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved and I'm armed; don't, mess with me!"
Matthews, Hart; Miss Congeniality
"Dude, what's with your voice? It sounds like an accordian going through a woodchipper."
Jake Long; Jake Long, the American Dragon
"Dude, who steam rolled Harry Potter?"
-Hurley to Sawyer; Lost
"All right, lets get this out of the way; no I'm not sea sick, yes I've always been green, no I did not eat grass as a child."
-Elphiba; Wicked, the musical
"Did you actually aim for that?"
"You know, actually, I did?"
-Cpt. Amelia, Dr. Doppler; Treasure Planet
"...Where's your sense of artistic integrity?"
"Vacationing in Gualm, with your sense of self-preservation apparently."
-Jareth, Norrington; AsheRhyder's 'Room Mates' (on deviantart.com)
and my permanent favorite...
"Of course you realize, THIS means war!"
-Bugs Bunny
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