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since: 02-11-04, id: 537523, Profile Updated: 07-09-12
Author has written 14 stories for Azumanga Daioh, Gungrave, Star Wars, Godzilla, Harry Potter, and Touhou Project.

Hey, there, and welcome to my little corner of ff.net. I'm just a student, sometimes teacher, who spends entirely too much time composing bizarre fanstuff. I'm always happy to hear from readers; critique, gushing and sputtering rage are all more than welcome. (Fair warning: unless I've screwed up and marginalized or hurt someone, I'm not likely to take sputtering rage seriously.)

I also exist here: http://elduraznomuerte.deviantart.com/


1. Alice's Daring Alpine Infiltration reviews
Alice and Marisa mount an expedition to loot-I mean, to "archeologically examine" an abandoned mansion near Gensokyo's new border with the Netherworld. However, the mansion is not as empty as it seems, and the magicians are soon gripped by the insidious power of its mistresses. Can they break free and strike back? This is a sequel to AGHD, but does not require it.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-12 - Alice M. & Marisa K. - Complete
2. Alice's Glorious Homestead Defense » reviews
The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 2-16-11 - Published: 9-11-10 - Alice M. & Marisa K. - Complete
3. Better Than Okay reviews
Chiyo and Osaka face life after admission exams. One-shot.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 10-9-06 - Complete
4. Luna Lovegood, Auror reviews
Yes, JK Rowling told us what Ms. Lovegood would do in the future, but I can still dream, can't I? In this epic short, she and a small band of heroes challenge the evil Death Vomiters in their lair! Purists, please don't take me too seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,256 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-22-08 - Luna L. & Neville L. - Complete
5. Azumanga Daioh in Space: Special Edition » reviews
I hit a homerun with this one! See, it's Azumanga Daioh and... um, it's in space! You know, on second thought...
Crossover - Star Wars & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,747 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 11-12-04 - Complete
6. Kuusou o Egaku » reviews
Translated: Building Castles in the Sky. Everybody has problems, even carefree dreamers. This poem takes itself way to seriously to escape having an Omake.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-24-04 - Complete
7. Azugirls vs The Black Hole » reviews
GodzillaDaioh... again. I apologize to the universe. Makes a trilogy with the other two DaiohGodzilla stories, because great trilogies come in threes. And lousy ones, too. Take yer pick. Full summary within.
Crossover - Godzilla & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 3-15-06 - Published: 12-6-05 - Complete
8. Chiyochan and the Rise of the Destroyers » reviews
Complete. Colossally ill advised sequel to 'Osaka vs the Space Monster.' As ever, this is Azumanga Daioh with a dash of death and mayhem, but maybe a little darker this time 'round.
Crossover - Godzilla & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,302 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 8-20-05 - Complete
9. Osaka vs The Space Monster » reviews
Osaka is the chosen one, destined to save the world from evil! Actually, not. C'mon, girls, improvise!
Crossover - Godzilla & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,499 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 5-28-05 - Complete
10. Bonkura Movie Night reviews
More a string of vignettes than anything else. Osaka, Kagura and Tomo go out to see the film Versus and come back with a few stories to tell.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-18-05 - Complete
11. The Shadow Boxer reviews
Lazy, Crazy Bonkura? I don't think so. Just a simple Kagura tribute.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-04 - Complete
12. The Rescue reviews
AKA You Got Swept. A girl from Millenion's Family sees the result of the Sweeper's work first hand.
Gungrave - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-10-04 - Complete
13. The More Things Change » reviews
Complete. One possible take on the futures of Osaka and Chiyo.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,902 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 10-25-04 - Published: 10-4-04 - Complete
14. Not New Years Dreams » reviews
Complete. A series of bizarre dreams and what came of them. Humor, angst, general freakiness and a hint of shoujo-ai! Now with a slightly updated Epilogue! Please R&R.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 8-29-04 - Complete