PrettyArbitrary
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since: 02-12-04, id: 537965, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
country: USA
Author has written 40 stories for Coldfire Trilogy, Devil May Cry, Ninja Turtles, A-Team, Ironman, Final Fantasy VII, Xenosaga, Sherlock, and A-Team.

Comments accepted, criticism adored, flames ignored. Unless they're really funny, in which case I may share them with my friends. Hey, there's nothing you can say that I didn't hear from my college profs.

I started this profile to post stories about the Coldifre Trilogy, a really sweet piece of writing by C. S. Friedman that you've just got to check out. I notice that it's growing a fandom, finally. It took eight years, but better late than never. Clearly, my array of interests has grown since then, with sporadic stories in whatever fandoms manage to inspire me to write, but really, this whole idea was a gesture to someone I've never met, but who wrote some terrific stories about the Coldfire trilogy and only wanted to read some. Here's to you, Karasu Tendo!

I do enjoy emails from fellow fans (and they by no means have to have anything to do with my writing), and I do enjoy hearing from folks on LJ. Go ahead, post on my blog. Don't feel shy about leaving random comments, friending me, or what have you. I do have a bit of additional fanfic on my LJ that I keep under a filter, mainly stuff I either haven't finished (and let's be honest, probably won't) or that I didn't feel was polished enough to flash around on here. I have no reservations about people reading it; my friends simply have a lot of different interests and I don't want to bother them all with fanfic they're not interested in. If you want to see it and you have a Livejournal account, just drop me a note and I'll make a point of adding you.

Since FF.net doesn't like porn (and also their upload interface drives me bonkers), you can also find my work (including what I don't post here) in the following places:

PrettyArbitrary on Archive Of Our Own (AO3): http://archiveofourown.org/users/PrettyArbitrary/pseuds/PrettyArbitraryarbitrary_fic on Livejournal: http://arbitrary_fic.livejournal.comPrettyArbitrary on Tumblr: http://prettyarbitrary.tumblr.com

June 2012 update: My BBC Sherlock fic, No One's Bitch, got wiped out in FF.net's latest censorship purge. For the vulgar word in the title, they told me. See, this sort of thing is why I never post any of my explicit porn over here.


1. Bleeding Smiling Beautiful reviews
Life demands more than observation from a distance, and John has never cared what Sherlock knows about him, so with no pretense he begins licking the blood out of the defensive cuts on his own forearms, setting the cuts to fresh stinging. (Slash, blood, no violence.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-13 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
2. Barrow Wight » reviews
"You're a myth!" John snaps, then growls because no, that's not what he meant. He feels like he's losing the plot. "Fairies are a myth. You're mad."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-10-13 - Published: 5-17-12 - Sherlock H. & John W.
3. No Fare reviews
John doesn't stop for Stamford. Instead, he takes Jefferson Hope's cab home.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-15-13 - John W. - Complete
4. Let's Do Lunch reviews
The coffee really did turn out to be worth missing death for.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-10-13 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty - Complete
5. Bonding reviews
Sherlock's not here, so Molly finally gets a bit of bonding time with John. Fluffy, fuzzy, silly fic written for a prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-8-13 - John W. & Molly Hooper - Complete
6. Ordinary Day reviews
John's wanted to kiss Sherlock for so long he doesn't even think about it anymore.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-19-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
7. And Eat It Too reviews
There exist a thousand different sugars in the world, from agave nectar to sugar cane, and a million desserts to be made with them, and Mycroft wants to know how every single one tastes when he licks it off John's tongue and skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-14-12 - Mycroft H. & John W. - Complete
8. How Sherlock Got a Toddler Stuck in His Hair reviews
Sherlock's work gets them into a lot of strange situations, but up to his armpits in cute little orphans is not a place John ever expected to find himself with Sherlock. Fluffy adventure with no deeper meaning.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-9-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
9. The Man Who Sold the World » reviews
If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,635 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 6-11-12 - Published: 10-15-11 - Sherlock H. & John W.
10. Russian Roulette reviews
Jim won't rig the game. He'd never risk spoiling this kind of fun. Guns, three crazy men, and possibly a bit of face-licking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-12-12 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty - Complete
11. Our Day reviews
"Death by Hollywood, John. I cannot think of a more degrading way to go." Warning: contains mild slash, declarations of love, hating on James Bond.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
12. Dupin the Parrot » reviews
Wherein Sherlock acquires a pet that's the Sherlock of the animal kingdom, and John finds himself at war. A bit of total fluff and humor.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-28-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
13. Point Blank reviews
John still knows where he is, in a dimly-lit lab out of a Michael Crichton novel, but damned if that rattling noise doesn't remind him of gunfire in a hot zone, and the spots flooding his eyes are sun on the desert, burning his retinas. Spoilers for HOUN
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-13-12 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
14. Ask John reviews
Sometimes, cleverness trips over its own big feet, and John could show them a thing or two, if they'd let him. Spoilers for S2.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-4-12 - John W. & Sherlock H. - Complete
15. Private Spaces » reviews
The relationship between Sherlock and John plays out in the intimate spaces.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-2-12 - Published: 9-19-11 - Sherlock H. & John W.
16. A Piece of Theatre reviews
When you were this brilliant, being the best at one thing wasn't enough. You had to find out just how far you could go.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-11 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty - Complete
17. Santa Baiting reviews
In which Sherlock has an adversarial relationship with Santa Claus, and John invents a new holiday tradition.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-16-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
18. Get a Room » reviews
There are some things a man doesn't want to know about his brother, no matter how fond he is of spy cameras. Slash relationship and gratuitous discussion of sex, thank you Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-7-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
19. Whipping Boy reviews
Whipping boy: a child assigned to befriend a young prince, and take punishment for the prince's misbehaviors in his stead. That's one way to make Sherlock listen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-6-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
20. Ten Minutes reviews
In ten minutes Sherlock will live in a world with no John in it. Ten minutes is how long they have for everything. Warnings: there are no happy endings here.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-28-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
21. The Insanity Defense reviews
The perennial question: is Murdock faking?
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-13-11 - Hannibal & Murdock - Complete
22. Drinking Games reviews
Hannibal cheats.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-13-11
23. Bushido reviews
Time hones Leonardo like a blade.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-13-11 - Complete
24. Chance Meetings reviews
John's not kitted out for a death match today, and Moran is only armed with a half-eaten almond horn.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-30-11 - John W. & Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
25. Anywhere You Go reviews
Four places John can't follow Sherlock, and one place Sherlock can't follow John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-21-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
26. On the BackSwing reviews
Sherlock is alive. Lestrade punches him for it. He's probably getting off lightly.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-14-11 - Sherlock H. & DI Lestrade - Complete
27. Still Two Days Until We Say We're Sorry reviews
Sherlock is alive. John punches him for it. He's probably getting off lightly.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-13-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
28. Internet Downtime reviews
Sherlock and John discover that the internet contains all sorts of disturbing things.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-30-11 - Sherlock H. & John W. - Complete
29. Staying Human reviews
It's a coping mechanism, a helping hand in the dark, and a way of staying human. Face/Hannibal slash, but not romance.
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-17-10 - Complete
30. Evidence, and other drabbles » reviews
The salvage of my attempt to complete a 30 word prompt. POV of the drabbles centers on Jr., though sometimes he contemplates others of the cast.
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-10 - Jr./Rubedo
31. Blue, and other drabbles » reviews
The salvage of my attempt to complete a 30 word prompt. Warning: contains Cloud. But hey, there's some Zack in there too, so all's good, yeah?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-10 - Cloud S. & Zack F. - Complete
32. From What I've Tasted of Desire reviews
Tony had always known it would end in tears, but he'd thought he might be able to keep it from ending in fire. So much for that.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-10 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
33. Paradise by the Dashboard Lights reviews
Life comes in moments when you're on the run, and moments of peace are rare.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-11-10 - Complete
34. Whispered Conversations reviews
After I watched the episode Exodus, I thought, surely Leonardo couldn't have been the only one to come away with issues. Donatello must have had some pretty substantial thoughts of his own regarding the incident! 2003 cartoon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-22-07 - Leonardo & Donatello - Complete
35. Headgames reviews
They'd locked him in a cell and were wrecking his lab and stealing his data right before his eyes, and the guy was laughing at them. 2003 cartoon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-22-07 - Complete
36. Psychology reviews
A good general, like a chess master, thinks several steps ahead of his opponent. Or, while he's busy escaping, Leo has a brief encounter with Bishop in a hallway. 2003 cartoon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-21-07 - Leonardo & Agent Bishop - Complete
37. I Submit No Excuse reviews
DMC 3, starring Dante and Vergil, written for a fic challenge. One song, three thematically connected drabbles, 100 words each.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-07 - Complete
38. Last Thoughts reviews
Coldfire Trilogy: They stand on Mount Shaitan, facing Calesta. Thoughts pass through Damien's mind. spoilers very near end of series
Coldfire Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-30-04 - Complete
39. Reciprocity reviews
Coldfire Trilogy: Tarrant and Damien race home to prevent the demon Calesta from destroying the Church and human civilization. With his only companion an evil undead sorcerer, Damien feels he carries the burden alone, and it weighs.
Coldfire Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-04 - Complete
40. Till Death do us Part reviews
Coldfire Trilogy: Forging his bond with the Hunter may be the worst memory of Damien Vryce's life. But how did it happen?
Coldfire Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-13-04 - Complete
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