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Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Star Wars, and Movie X-overs. I used to be Eowyn Skywalker, but somewhere along the way I started to seriously hate connecting myself to a fandom, so I'm Tiana now. I still respond to Eowyn, but I've had my name changed on nearly every site I frequent. Anyway. I'm 17, and from CANADA, WOOT, prefer critiques in my reviews, and very avidly enjoy critiquing other people's stories. If I critiqued you, it wasn't because I hate you, it was because I liked what you were doing and greatly wanted to see you get even better at what you're already doing. It was encouragement, NOT the other way around. And if I reviewed you and said "Wtf, that was horrible, GET OFF THIS SITE", someone hacked my account, please let me know. I am completely incabable of writing short reviews like that; I would've used at LEAST two paragraphs to flame you. If you're wondering why I'm a lazy updater, if it's November, it's because of NaNoWriMo, and if it's not, it's because Jandalf and I are busy taking over the world with our co-authoring powerz. Thank you to Molly and Amidala Skywalker and Jedi Master Gimpy for being steady betas and reviewers. I am currently obsessive over writing Star Wars fiction with mostly original characters (read: not Mary Sues, because I avoid canonical characters at all costs), original blathery random stories, Kingdom of Loathing, and Final Fantasy: Advent Children. (UPDATE: June 07: Also, I'm doing SCRIPTFRENZY and I'm obsessed with Kingdom Hearts. Haha) If you have a problem with what I write, and it's been posted in the year 2006 or later, stuff it up your rear, because I write for myself and am probably too genius for your flaming "u sux i hate u so much!!!!!!!1"ing n00bish mind. Or, you know, you're too much of a genius yourself. Flaming me brings armies of ninjas. Flaming my early stories is mostly forgivable, because they're all crap that I'm too lazy to remove, and besides, SOME people loved them. Which is, like, why I'm leaving them in all their unfinished glor--er--horror. If you need to contact me... um... webpage. http://ennaani.informe.com. --new URL. XD Seriously, it's that much more reliable. And it needs RPers. Like, rly. Seriously. Stuff. Heh. | |||||||
1. I Return reviewsAfter he dies, Anakin spends a bit of time contemplating what he's done. PostROTJ oneshot.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-14-07 - Anakin S. - Complete2. WoundedOriginal character story in response to a challenge to write a short fic about Jedi without using the word Jedi once. Random angst.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Published: 1-5-07 - Complete3. Autumn's Game » reviewsA freelance investigator in Coruscant's lower levels, Orlin Wells is hired by a now dead woman to find a kidnapped Kuati child. Sent off with the presumed brother of the missing girl, is there enough time to find the girl before someone else is murdered?Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-26-06 - Published: 5-13-064. The New Sith Order: Mirrormath » reviewsBrought 60 years into the future, the Jedi of TPM must fight to not let history repeat itself as an ancient Sith sets itself against the Jedi, as well as Time itself. But will knowing their future destroy everyone who now exists? TPM and post NJO.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,476 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-9-06 - Published: 6-12-04 - Obi-Wan K. & Luke S.5. Waking Dream reviewsAn angsty and semiAU Vader vignette. Haunted by his past, Vader's thoughts bring him from memories of the Jedi, to Padmé's death, and an inner discussion with his old Master within a waking dream.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-06 - Darth V. & Obi-Wan K. - Complete6. A Slight Misunderstanding » reviewsIt all begins with a dartboard and a slight misunderstanding... now the Empire must suffer as an epidemic of various viruses, colds, and bacterial infections hit. Luke and Vader parody fic. AU.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-10-06 - Published: 1-22-05 - Darth V. & Luke S.7. Star Wars: Amusingly Melodramatic Title Goes Here » reviewsWithin a warped galaxy, two Jedi set out to return their library books to the Isenation Federation, settle a treaty over overdue fines, and save the galaxy from crossovers if Cry Gon Annin can stop her Padawan, Tify Wan, from destroying herself first.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 6-5-058. The Master's Vendetta reviewsTwo Jedi are thrust into the hands of the Empire, and faced with a seemingly simple way to save the other- turn. Is it really that simple? AU, Epi III time, please R&R!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-04 - Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.9. Palpy's in My Closet and I Don't Know What To Do! » reviewsI woke up one morning to a power surge, which wasn't that odd, however, what was in my closet was... Chapter Three up-- Palpy drinks Coke... Humor Sorta AU, not a Mary-Sue. PLEASE REVIEW!Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-12-04 - Published: 9-26-04 - E. Palpatine10. Torn reviewsShort, oneshot...probably. Anakin thinks over his options before his turn to the Darkside.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-4-04 - Anakin S. - Complete11. The Candies of Doom reviewsWhen the Doomed Candies accidently made their way into Middle-earth, into LotR, people from the 3 other main fandoms were sent to retrieve them-- people from Star Wars, PotC, and the Matrix. But then something went wrong... Middle-earth was doomed! AU.Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-22-0412. Welcome to the Matrix » reviewsLotR, SW, Matrix crossover: The Fellowship of the Ring is placed into the Matrix when Elrond joins Agent Smith. What will happen to them in the Matrix now? An Action Drama Humor story. THIS STORY IS AU! VERY AU! Okay...?Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-9-04 - Published: 2-16-04 - Smith, A.13. The Three Worlds » reviewsTwo Earthling girls (OCs, & not Mary-Sues) are thrust into Star Wars... but for a greater reason than fate. The world of the Past faces Shadow, and together with Obi-Wan and Anakin, they must find a way to save the Third World from certain destruction.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,290 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 4-10-04 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin S.14. Teleporter: the Dark side of Light » reviewsTwo Earthling girls are thrust into Star Wars, during the Clone Wars, and begin to learn that life in those times isn't as easy as it seems. PG for later scenes. Chapter three up: a mission to Dantooine.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-9-04 - Published: 2-16-0415. On the Road Again » reviewsA retelling of the journey from Bree to Rivendell. Based on the books by J.R.R. Tolkien, though the opening scene is from the movie. Chapter two up: The hills leading to Weathertop.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 2-15-04 - Peregrin T. & Meriadoc B.
