NOTE: I go on hiatus often, usually without warning. And in the middle of a story. I'm going to try writing just oneshots now.

To all the people that endured my idiocy during my past days here: I'm sorry. I was a completely retarded fangirl that needed a Clue by Four to the face badly, to put it bluntly. I'm not sure how exactly that's affected my current character, though,

So, um profile stuff. I'm Asia, and I like writing, drawing, and roleplaying. I don't like school, jerks, and idiots. In other words, I'm a typical angsty, slightly hypocritical teenager with a penchant for artsy things.

I do happen to like anime and manga, but I'm not a hardcore fan by any means. In fact, I'm the kind of person one could use a Slowpoke macro on. See, I sometimes come to some fandoms years after that season or series has ended. I'm also only in a few fandoms, even when considering books and videogames.

I'm also a total jerk. No, really. If I think your story leaves something to be desired, there's a good chance I may say something. And it won't be pretty. I'm still trying to figure out if I actually do feel more than a twinge of pity, or if my gene for being nice was somehow removed before birth.

Also, because I see it in profiles a lot: Quit with the character bashing, especially if the only reasons you give are "She's a slut/bitch/stupid blonde."

PS, it's called "don't like, don't read". I'm getting tired of defending crap stories due to other people bashing for stupid reasons.

If you are one of the people in the Internet who think the people putting "...if you don't follow fads or try to fit in the crowd" memes on their profiles are huge hypocrites, DON'T paste this in your profi-- OH WAIT.

'Tis Singles' Awareness Day right now, aka Valentine's. I've been working on a story for quite some time, inspired There She Is!! by SamBakZa (a couple of the chapter plots correspond to some of the steps, but many details are not There She Is!!-based). In honor of the day of love or lust or infatuation -- it's a blur to me -- here's a small preview of one of the later points:

"Please, Dedede, I'm tired. I don't want to argue." Zelda started to continue down the sidewalk, but Dedede grabbed her hand.

"Stop trying to walk out on me!"

"I am not."

"Are you just scared of everyone's opinions? Is that it?"

This argument was interpreted badly by some of the passerbys.

"Leave her alone, beast!" someone shouted from across the street.

"I knew he was a terrible match for her!" Another one, this time from somewhere behind the duo.

"Like you know anything about compatibility and getting along with others!" Dedede snapped back.

"She knows more than you, bird boy!" the man who made the first remark yelled. "Now get away from the princess already! She doesn't want you!"

"Bite me!"

Zelda glared at Dedede for a moment. All he was doing was riling up the onlookers even more.

One of the teenagers up ahead made a comment, directing it at Zelda. "The only biting being done is karma on you, lady."

More and more people were stopping to see what was going on. Even some of the drivers had slowed down to see the freakshow of the hour. Today had been one big circus, and the third and biggest act was about to unfold.

(For the curious, yes. In the words of TVTropes, It Got Worse.)