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Author has written 9 stories for X-Files, Max Payne, Futurama, Garfield, and Transformers/Beast Wars. Writing, singing, and dancing are things that ought to be done by us, not for us. If we haven't the skill to do them well (as I, quite clearly, do not), we ought to have the courage to do them poorly. | |||||||
1. A ReImagining of the 2007 Movie reviewsInspired by what I felt to be the abysmalness of the Michael Bay movie, I wanted to try to write a better version of it. I'm hoping I failed slightly less than they did...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-072. The Last Straw reviewsYou can only push a man so far, even a man like Jon. Garfield learns the harsh lesson of what happens when you push too hard. WARNING This is a very dark storyGarfield - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-20-07 - Complete3. Address Unknown reviewsComplete. The book behind the 90's cult hit Address Unknown. I always wanted someone to write this story, but I never found anyone having done it. This is the best I can do. . .The more I think about it, this is a high T as opposed to a low M.Max Payne - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 12-30-06 - Complete4. Passion Exhumed reviewsA Harlequin Romance about Archeologists. At first the reviews were funny now they're annoying. I overestimated the Futurama trivia knowledge of the people here. Passion Exhumed is a book mentioned in Jurassic Bark. That is the connection.Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-5-07 - Complete5. The End of Seuss reviewsMy third Seuss File (Story in rhyming couplets). This one is short, isn't really fun, and doesn't have a plot. More of a philosophical statement than a story, really. Enjoy. R&RX-Files - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-05 - Mulder, F.6. Is this an MSR? reviewsI mean, when I started writing ff's, I swore I'd never write an MSR. Then I wrote one, swearing that I'd never write another. Did I just break another promise? Oh well. I couldn't sleep, so I wrote this.X-Files - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-2-04 - Mulder, F.7. A New Seuss File » reviewsComplete. There comes a time when serious questions must be asked. There comes a time when a story must address serious issues. This isn't that time. This isn't that story. Enjoy. Please R&R.X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 6-16-04 - Scully, D. & Mulder, F. - Complete8. Seuss Files » reviewsNow Complete! This is the X-Files written in rhyming couplets. please R&RX-Files - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-10-04 - Published: 3-8-04 - Complete9. The only MSR I will ever write reviewsComplete! I tried to do something good and different. Please R&RX-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-04 - Mulder, F. & Scully, D. - Complete
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