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since: 02-19-04, id: 541989, Profile Updated: 07-11-09
country: Canada
Author has written 76 stories for Inuyasha, Teen Titans, Sue Thomas:FB Eye, Harry Potter, Velvet Goldmine, Pokemon, and Paranormal State.

"I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for you to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace..."

Blue Foundation - 'Eyes on Fire'

XXX

06.30.09

OMFG I GOT A TATTOO!! YEAH DUDES, A REAL, THERE-FOREVER, FUCKING TATTOO!!
it's awesome too! it's a yellow cartoon lightning bolt
as homage to the best book series ever written ;D
it hurt like a sonofabitch (think of being stung by a wasp over and over in a line) but it was SOO worth it!
YAY! cheers!

06.25.09

well darlings, i must first say WORK FUCKING SUCKS and i loathe my job.
BUT! i get paid this Friday! yayy!! :D
just a little news to pass on; i've recently become enamoured with Paranormal State slash-y fan fic
and have decided to make a new account on ff.net to house any and all future Sergyan (LOL) projects!!
so check out:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1962508/SergyanSLASH
for a little bit of gratuitous SMUT with everyone favourite ghost busting buddies!!
that's all!
cheers! xoxo

06.02.08

i have some good news! and susequently, also some bad news. good news first, yeah?
well, I GOT A JOB! YEAHH! i'm now a Tim Horton's employee (my fellow Canucks will know the awesomeness of that)
but, on the flip side...i have a job. which means that i'll be working if not full time, then pretty much full time.
which thus leads to the conclusion that i'll have less time for my fics. yeah. apologies for that.
but i don't plan to quit any of them, and i'll still do my best to update when i can!!
and i'll probably wrap up Never Again before i finish my training, so...that's good!
enough of this rambling now.
cheers!
(06.06.09) PS. - i made some fan art for the REALLY awesome fic, Muse, by remuslives23!! wanna check it out? hit up:
http://albe-chan.deviantart.com/art/Muse-125040343

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A LITTLE ABOUT ME

Name: Allison (Though I answer to a plethora of nicknames EXCEPT Ally...I hate that nickname. A lot.)

Age: 20 (as of Feb. 11th 2009!)

Gender: Female (and a sappy, romantic one at that)

Location: the south end ghetto, dirty 'Shwa, Ontario, (apparently crazy ass fucking storms!! with funnel fucking clouds!)

Hobbies: writing (duh), doodling, reading, things of that nature, as well as making random shtuff, sleeping, smoking dahma and/or making rope bracelets, drinking, smoking cigarettes, putting on make-up, skipping school, being a degenerate SLASH, and unfortunately work (booo!)...and...y'know...stuff...

Loves: Sirius Black, ice cream, chocolate, Internet Explorer (Firefox FTL), Remus Lupin, anyone I've told I loved, Dumbles, SLASH, smut, Repo! the Genetic Opera (and thusly, Graverobber), neopets, and, of course, me. (:

Likes: smoking dahma (lolz), chillin', smoking cigarettes, getting wasted, anything fun, anything HP, writing (especially smut), doodling, reading, murderous baby jokes, driving to Toronto to go pee(hah hah), ROFL-ing, going to Tim Horton's (though not so much now)...shouting at boys from moving vehicles (see how THEY like it), Halloween (and the many stories accompanying previous ones), purple, leet sauce (133T 54UC3), chocolate, the crazy bonding at Peace Camp, good tips, nice people getting toys for my birthday...yeah...my friends, my kitties (okay, maybe not ALL of them but most of them) and of course, my family...sometimes anyway

Dislikes: stupid people, people who judge, American Eagle, myspace.com, most people in general, Bush (who is no longer president! YAY!!), Stephen Harper, captialism, idiots who think they can drive but really can't at ALL, country music in large quantities, rude people...people who complain and yet do nothing to change their circumstances, when some jerk leaves the empty milk jug in the fridge (although its usually me who does it...), por gramer (hah), bent fork tines, emos (at least the ones who look 'emo' but don't understand the world at all and complain a lot), school, math, long work shifts, bad tips, and, of course, a bunch of other crap

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I am a left-wing (almost communist-ly so) vote, a right-brained person, and will most likely end up institutionalized in the near future. I cannot live without cigarettes, chocolate, fan fiction or Internet; if I don't have at LEAST one of those things a day I get loopy. I heart Nick, purple, pie and chocolate. I am indecisive (or maybe not...umm...come back to me on that one) and the epitome of procrastination. I hate babies. (The thought of that thing inside me is enough to make me barf and they are annoying with too many needs. And yes, I know I was once a baby...that's the point, I don't want a little me...EVER!) And dislike most small children. I want to end world hunger and have world peace. John Lennon is my hero, along with the Chocolate Rain guy. I also happen to suffer from depression, which really sucks, but I refuse to take my meds for it (they don't help) and am looking into other alternatives. I mean, it's not like I don't know WHY I'm depressed or don't understand what MAKES me depressed, I just don't want to feed into drug company coffers to get better.

I live with my mum, my mum's boyfriend Jim, ten (yes TEN - only two are mine though) cats and something like 20 kittens, and older brother (who is neo-Conservative at best and doesn't know about my fan fiction preferences or sexuality) and I have an older sister who has recently moved back in with us too, whom I still adore (who has told me not to tell her about my fan fiction on several occasions but is super supportive all the time). I'm young but I'm not naive, I'm empathetic but I don't have a soul, I love my mommy more than anyone but hate my father with an intense passion. I long for respect but secretly don't expect it, and I used to cut, but I'm not an emo. I'm insecure, but don't really care what any of you think. Oh, and I have an obsession with socks. Socks are love.

I love gratuitous sex in fanfiction. It makes me laugh (especially the shit I come up with). I am, however a proud VIRGIN (technically speaking). And that's okay. But don't think I'm a prude or anything (far from it in fact, read the fanfiction if you don't believe me). I just want to wait for the right person. Muwah ha. Yes, person. I also happen to be a PANSEXUAL. (Which is NOT some kinky sort of fry-pan-sex after all), but means I can feel attraction to just about anyone. I came out to my sister on July 1st 2008 (then publicly some time later) and now I think I've finally come to terms with my sexuality. YAY! One step closer to Self Actualization!!

YES, I am controversial and have my own opinions. Here are some of them. XD (If you don't care, scroll on down to the fictions!)
I believe in sex before marriage. How can you marry someone you don't know, haven't experienced life with fully, completely and how can you love them if you don't know all of them? Not to mention sexual chemistry and all that other jazz (see fictions below). I dunno personally...and I digress.
I support abortion. A fetus isn't a person in my opinion, as it cannot live outside the womb. Thus, it is not murder to abort a baby.
I support gay marriage/gay rights. Obviously. Why would I be against something beneficial to me?
I don't believe in God, or Heaven, or Hell. When you die, you're dead. Unless someone proves that there is an afterlife, I won't change my mind.
I believe in Darwinism and the Theory of Evolution. 'Cause SCIENCE RULES! Ask Bill Nye.
I think 9/11 was an excuse for the US to invade Iraq. It's sad that the gov't let all those innocent people die, while trying to cover their own asses.
I believe in Karma (despite not being at all religious or with faith). Because I've seen it work, and it's a BITCH.
I believe in the Death Penalty. I think every rapist, pedophile, and murderer should be killed for those crimes.

FAVOURITES

FAN FICTION PAIRINGS:

Harry Potter: just about anyone with anyone else; i've read a lot of different ones. i'm definitely down for ANYTHING with Sirus, Remus, Hermione, Luna or the Weasley twins though.
Inu-Yasha: InuYashaKagome/ SangoMiroku/ KagomeSango/ InuYashaMiroku
Sue Thomas FB Eye: BobbyTara/ REALLY good JackSue
Velvet Goldmine: Curt Wild and Brian Slade FOREVER!
Paranormal State: Ryan/Sergey (Sergyan FTW!) and maybe some Ryan/OC (for reference on the latter, see Harbour Master's fic Dead Time!!)

TOP TEN FAVOURITE CHARACTERS FROM HARRY POTTER:

1- Sirius Black (he's the Jesus of sex...period.)
2- Remus Lupin ('cause he's cute...and yet hot simultaneously...and a naughty Professor, giggle)
3- James Potter (he plays Quidditch...and he's a Marauder...he's gotta be smokin')
4- Hermione Granger (put her with anyone in any position and she's STILL a vixen)
5- Lily Evans/Potter (she can be a nasty kinda gal...I know it)
6- Harry Potter (save a broom, ride a Seeker)
7- Luna Lovegood (hot in a wacky way)
8- Regulus Black (he's Sirius' little brother...and delectably dark in his youth)
9- Bill Weasley (he's a curse breaker...and I have some curses that need breaking, wink)
10- Lucius Malfoy (two words... pimp. cane.)

CONTACT ME

MSN Messenger/ E-mail: stawberry_peach@hotmail.com
Yahoo! Messenger: albe.chan@yahoo.com (if i'm on XD)
Neopets: suparainbow13
Youtube: wannabuffalo (hey, you never know...)
Literotica: wannabuffalo (if you see my three posted stories here they MAY look familiar ;))
DeviantArt: http://albe-chan.deviantart.com/ (just put some stuffs up on thar!! woot for scanners!!)
FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/401787/ (original poetry, rather depressive though, and my original fic from Writer's Craft class)
I also have Facebook, message me and ask if really interested.
I am always looking to meet new people, whether you write or just read fanfiction. Feel free to drop me a line at any time.
I am always willing to co-write stories, help with ideas, answer questions and/or offer feedback.

RANDOM STUFF

Best Dedications:

'Allison, good God, could there be anybody better?
She writes Sergyan-smut like Mrs. Weasley knits gift-sweaters.
Albe-chan’s her handle, but her ink should now speak louder:
A killer lightening bolt. She’s flyer than floo-powder!'
-A stanaza about Yours Truly in Harbour Master's dedication poem. :D

Dirty Secrets
-A Sirius/James fic for little old ME, by the ultra-lovely, deliciously talented Headcaase!! check it out here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5128076/1/Dirty_Secrets

Love Game
-A hot ficcy for my 20th birthday from the always-awesome, great authouress, Serindraxx!!

Moony or Mooney? Mooney. Yes, I get that it's strange...I'm just weird like that...and Moony just sounds like naked bum showing to me...lol. Oh yeah...and it's Mooney in the movie. So...yeah. :P
Boxers or Briefs? In real life, boxers...not personally (I wear panties 'cause I'm a girl), but on boys...in fanfiction well it depends what I'm writing. Marauders wear briefs, Golden-Trio Era and New Age wear boxers. And Sirius goes commando ;D
Which character do you like best? Sirius Black. I think he's misunderstood, has a lot of emotional baggage he's never dealt with, and sexy as all fuck. I'm in love with him.
Which Harry Potter book was your favourite? The Deathly Hallows. I don't care, I loved the whole thing (except where Harry is married to Ginny - he's so gay it's not funny). I've read it at least five times. XD
Which character do you relate to most? Probably Remus Lupin. He's got cool friends but is a huge nerd and likes books etc, but still gets up to mischief. And there's a lot that people don't know about him. He's self-conscious and kind and witty and...ehh, he's just great. ...Like me. LMAO!
Who do you like writing best? Now that's tough...probably Remus and Sirius, because it's hard to write one without the other. I love the way they interact and how they are the perfect pair. A 'yin-yang' relationship for sure. Plus the hot sex is nice to do. XD But I suppose if you MADE me pick, I'd say Sirius. He's just irresistible...-drools-
Twilight or Harry Potter? That's easy. Harry Potter, hands fucking down. I mean Twilight was alright, I read and liked some parts, I'm a fan (but not a fanatic ;D), but it's not going to make the kind of impression HP has. Not to mention that the HP characters are so much more fun in smut... Not to mention that, although I'm entirely smitten with him, Edward is a TAD over controlling and...well that just doesn't fly with me.
Who is your favourite author? Hmm...JK Rowling, JRR Tolkien, Jane Austen, a tonne of trashy/historical romance novels, Stephen King (more his earlier works than his later ones, though I did like Dreamcatcher), Dean Koontz, sometimes Mary Higgins Clark, and more I am too lazy to list. I dunno, pretty much anything with smut and/or cheesy romance. LOL.
What or who inspires you? My Mum for sure (she's my hero), and Lauren (she's my Jesus), and my sister (she's my rock and confidante), and Decimare (she's my idea-comer-up-with and smut-catalyst) and xstine (who just rocks). As to what inspires me...my sick twisted mind? LOL, I dunno...
Funny shite of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ZvuBjpSQs LMFAO!! David Thewlis is made of epic win. PERIOD!

If you hate these stupid things and they make you want to hurt someone, copy and paste this into your profile. Or better yet, DON'T!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 98 percent who can say they've experienced life, copy and paste this in your profile.

(I've noticed a LOT of people on this site are part of that other two percent, and it blows my mind a little...especially when people knock something they've never tried...-narrows eyes-...but anyway, just thought I'd say now that I am obviously NOT in that holier-than-thou two percent, and if that bothers you then...well you can sod off. :D)

I, albe-chan, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.
(Unless they suck within the first five lines. That's my one exception.)

Seriously people reviews make a writer's world go round. Don't be stingy...spread the love!! REVIEW! (Especially for me XD)

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Take the most scientific Harry Potter Quiz ever created.

Well, now that you know just about everything about me...SCROLL DOWN AND READ THE FICTIONS!! Pretty please? (insert pouty face)
Peace and Love, Hugs and Kisses
-Allison o_0v

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"What a night for a dance, and y'know I'm a dancing machine
With a fire in my bones and the sweet taste of kerosene
I get lost in the night so high I don't wanna come down
To face the loss of the good thing that I've found..."
Kings of Leon - 'Revelry'

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1. Felix Felicis » reviews
James loves Lily-this is fact at Hogwarts in 1977. But what happens when a brilliant Marauder scheme, FTWL, involving lucky potion ACTUALLY works? And what will the consequences be? JPLE.slight RLSB.mentions of SLASH.SMUT.SEX. For serindraxx's late b-day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,288 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
2. Never Again » reviews
Remus finds out that the ones we love don't always love us the way we deserve and that there really can be second chances with long lost lovers. VERY MATURE. SLASH. SEX. GRAPHIC VIOLENCE. RLOC. RLSB. slight JPLE. RATED R or NC-17. Seriously people...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,139 - Reviews: 185 - Updated: 10-22-09 - Published: 3-27-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
3. The Best Duel Ever reviews
A duel between arch rivals leads to something so much better. For once Harry and Draco agree; this is sure to be the best duel EVER! Drarry. HPDM. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. ONESHOT. MATURE. STRIP-DUELING! For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 7-9-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
4. Losing Control reviews
He didn’t know how, and he didn’t know why, but somehow with Sergey around, he was always losing control. An account of a memorable New Years spent in Amsterdam. SLASH. SMUT. SEX. Ryan/Sergey Sergyan . MATURE. ONESHOT. For Headcaase and HumanChild. :D
Paranormal State - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-09 - Complete
5. Keeping Them On Leash » reviews
Lily and Remus love the men they're with and then men with them love being put in their places, and now it's up to them to keep James and Sirius on the leash. MATURE. SLASH. SEX. SMUT. BDSM. PWP. TWO-SHOT. RLSB. LEJP. For IJDTW's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,180 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-24-09 - Published: 5-19-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
6. Dancing Queen reviews
AU-y.NextGen. Lorcan Scamander both loves and loathes having a twin. Because, when you had that person who completed you, was essentially half you, there was always some bastard trying to take him away. Lysander/Lorcan.SLASH.ONESHOT.TWINCEST.SMUT.SEX.BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-7-09 - Lorcan S. & Lysander S. - Complete
7. Gotta Catch 'Em All reviews
A malfunctioning Portkey brings Remus and Sirius to Japan where they meet three very unexpected travellers who are on the quest to catch 'em all and Sirius learns that Summoning a Snorlax is BAD! CRACK!FIC. CROSSOVER. MILD SLASH. SWEARING. INSANITY. :D
Crossover - Pokemon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-24-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Sirius B. - Complete
8. Drabbles » reviews
collection of drabbles .. some are sad, some are funny .. all under or around 100 words .. RemusxJames .. some RemusxSirius .. SLASH .. don't like don't read .. or read anyway to see if you like it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 32 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 4-22-09 - Published: 8-17-07 - James P. & Remus L.
9. Egg Hunting reviews
Remus' love of chocolates, on Easter, leads to some creative hiding places for chocolate eggs. SLASH. SMUT. MATURE. MAY COME OFF AS TOO FAR OVER THE PERVERTED LINE. RLSB. ONESHOT. Happy Easter! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-12-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
10. Lollipop reviews
No, Mooney, what’s not nice is you sucking away at that lolly without asking me if I want a lick.' How a chocolate-flavoured lollipop becomes a warm-up for something else. SLASH. SMUT. SEX...kinda. RLSB. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-25-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
11. Lessons in Etiquette » reviews
Sirius bumps into an one-time lover at work one day and a relationship rekindles. But what happens when the Ministry interferes and he finds himself responsible? Will he be able to save the man he loves or lose himself? RLSB.JPLE.SEX.VIOLENCE.VERY MATURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,236 - Reviews: 135 - Updated: 2-5-09 - Published: 6-1-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L.
12. Silver on Green reviews
From green eyes to silver hearts. Harry and Sirius reflect on their passionate, heated romance and just what the other means to them. Inspired by and written for I'm Just Drawn This Way. IMPLIED SMUT and IMPLIED SLASH. Fluffy. ONESHOT. HPSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-27-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete
13. Umbridge reviews
Everyone's favourite werewolf is out shopping when he runs into the most hated headmistress Hogwarts has ever seen. What sorts of craziness will ensue when Remus lets his Marauder side take over? IMPLIED SLASH and SEX. BAD ATTEMPTS AT HUMOUR. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-27-09 - Dolores U. & Remus L. - Complete
14. I am Married reviews
A tryst at a party and Lily Potter's thoughts on life, love, and her husband's best friend. A redo of one of my fics from another fandom. MATURE. SMUT. SEX. INFIDELITY. LPSB. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-09 - Lily Luna P. & Sirius B. - Complete
15. Right Shmight reviews
When a tactless James riles up his best mate, it's down to Remus to cheer him up. But with a startling new emotion to deal with, can the werewolf make Sirius smile again? And will a confession ruin everything? SMUT. SLASH. FROTTING. RLSB. For remuslives23
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-17-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
16. Tub Tales reviews
After the full, Remus finds himself in a hot, bubbly tub to relieve some aches and pains. But the arrival of a certain dark-haired visitor leads to the creaitng of some tub tales. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-16-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
17. Smoke reviews
There’s something poetic about cigarette smoke. The way it wafts up into the air, carving out its own delirium of shapes and spirals unlike any that came before or will come after... IMPLIED SLASH AND SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-11-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
18. If Books Could Talk reviews
With a little persuasion from Sirius Black, Remus Lupin finds he's glad no one in the library talks, especially the books. Basically smutty library SEX. SLASH. GRAPHIC. ONESHOT. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-10-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
19. Eternal Love reviews
Remus can't take Sirius saying those three pivotal words to him. He wants with all his heart to believe them, but can he really trust the reformed playboy? If he gives Sirius his heart, will it get broken? ONESHOT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. MATURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-10-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
20. Collared » reviews
Remus is what he is, and nothing more. So when he is bought by the rich and powerful Black family, he has no reason to expect to be anything but collared. But can one youth change his expectations and his life? SLASH. SEX. VIOLENCE. MATURE. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,569 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
21. One Plus One Equals One? » reviews
A series of drabble-y oneshots for Cowah's lovely challenge. All Remus/Sirius, all with varying levels of SLASH. Rated for later installments. RLSB. SLASH. SEX. Challenge!Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 7-6-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
22. Peaches reviews
Ginny is frantic one day when the surprising object of her fascination doesn't show up for breakfast. Ginny needs to know why, and in the process, finds out just why the blonde eats a peach every day. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. GWLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-28-08 - Ginny W. & Luna L. - Complete
23. Please, Sir, May I Have Another? reviews
Harry is a naughty boy, and Remus and Sirius are going to punish him. But how long can Harry take the delicious torture before he breaks? SMUT. SLASH. THREESOME. SEX. KINKINESS. ONESHOT. For IJDTW. RLSBHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-26-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
24. Knut for Your Thoughts? reviews
Sirius and James' brilliant plan to make money is squashed and Sirius finds that when Remus turns the tables, it's not all fun. SMUT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-7-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
25. Hard Times Before the Full reviews
Teasing and innuendo lead to Remus showing Sirius just whose boss before the full moon. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. RLSB. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-5-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
26. Just Right reviews
Sirius knows his feelings for Harry are wrong. But he can stop them no more than Harry can stop his own feelings toward his godfather. What happens one depressive night after too many drinks? basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. SBHP. For Decimare
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-26-08 - Sirius B. & Harry P. - Complete
27. Red, White and Blue reviews
Ron shows Dumbles a new way to show his appreciation for the national flag and its colours. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. Also kind of WEIRD. RWAD. For Decimare. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-22-08 - Albus D. & Ron W. - Complete
28. Not a Chance » reviews
Sirius has feelings for someone...unbelieveable but true! How will said admiree react? James loves Lily, but what happens when Lily starts to feel for James? And just how was Peter lured to the Dark Side? SLASH. SEX. MATURE. SBRL. JPLE. PPLM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 747 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 8-23-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
29. Whomping the Willow reviews
Remus' promise to Sirius turns into a horrifying reality one day. Will the Womping Willow crush them to bits, or will they succeed at whomping the Willow? Basically SMUT. SLASH. MATURE. SEX. For Psycho Hippy and her lovely challenge. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 6-8-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
30. Letters » reviews
When James goes away and has to leave Lily, the only way they can communicate is through letters. In a time of war and strife, will their love last, or crumble like so much ruin? JPLE. Mildly Mature, rating is just for some coarser humour and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,579 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-8-08 - Published: 12-11-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
31. Quest reviews
Sirius is drunk, and decides his drinking buddy will be his new quest! But sometimes a quest takes a turn and you end up somewhere you never thought you'd be. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. SBBW. For Decimare. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-2-08 - Bill W. & Sirius B. - Complete
32. BDSM » reviews
A series of fics with a smattering of characters. Some are dark, some are amusing, all involve BDSM -bondage, S&M, kinkiness, etc- in varying degrees. SLASH. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. RLSB. SBRB. RLSBJP. RLLL. LLHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,613 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 5-26-08 - Published: 4-6-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.
33. Riding Lessons reviews
Sirius' stay at a ranch to learn to ride turns into learning to ride a whole different way after meeting a sexy stable hand. Basically SMUT with a plot. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. AU. RemusSirius. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 5-10-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
34. Missionaries reviews
Sirius gets a thought after twenty four hours at Remus' mercy. Sometimes missionaries don't even have to leave the bedroom. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. RLSB. Dominant Remus. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-28-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
35. The Chocolate Affair reviews
Remus loves chocolate. Always has, always will. But on Angelina Johnson's birthday, he loved it in a whole different way. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. RLAJ. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-13-08 - Remus L. & Angelina J. - Complete
36. A Girl Worth Fighting For reviews
POST DH. Lily Potter likes Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius Malfoy likes Lily Potter. Albus Potter hates the entire notion. Scorpius has to decide, is Lily really a girl worth fighting for? LPSM. ONESHOT. For Cowah.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-12-08 - Lily Evans P. & Scorpius M. - Complete
37. A Fistful of Fun reviews
Lucius finds Remus, alone, near the dungeons, and decides to exert some of his power of the smaller boy. But he doesn't expect a punch to unleash the beast within Remus. SLASH. SMUT. SEX. MATURE. Dominant Remus. ONESHOT. RLLM. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-11-08 - Lucius M. & Remus L. - Complete
38. Detention reviews
Sirius get Remus in trouble when he can't leave him alone in Transfiguration. Now they BOTH have detention with McGonagall. But detentions at Hogwarts are never what they seem. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. THREESOME. SBMMRL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-9-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
39. Truth or Dare reviews
Prequel to the Take Me to Bed series. Hermione and Luna have a sleep-over, and a simple game turns ultra-naughty, ultra-fast. Basically SMUT. FEMMESLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. HGLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 4-8-08 - Hermione G. & Luna L. - Complete
40. Dirty Deeds in Greenhouse Three reviews
A polite visit between members of Hogwarts' staff turns into a dirty nighttime romp for Pomona and Alastor. Jsut what sort of mischief do they get up to in greenhouse three? Basically twisted SMUT. SEX. quasi-FUNNY. PSAM. ONESHOT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-3-08 - Alastor M. & Prof. Sprout - Complete
41. I Dream of Ginger reviews
Fantasy becomes reality one night for Hermione when she walks in on the Weasley twins. SEX. SLASH. TWINCEST. THREESOME. FWGWHG. MATURE. ONESHOT. For I'm Just Drawn That Way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 4-1-08 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete
42. Take Me to Bed One Last Time reviews
The last installment of the trilogy. Will Remus and Sirius play into Luna's hand? What's going to happen if they do? Basically SMUT. SLASH. FEMMESLASH. ORGY-ING. MATURE. SBRLLLHG, all in one big mass. :D For Decimare. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-31-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
43. Take Me to Bed Again reviews
The second in the 'Take Me to Bed' series. Luna tries putting Sirius to bed and gets much more than she betted on. Basically SMUT. SEX. vaguely implied SLASH. MATURE. SBLL. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-29-08 - Luna L. & Sirius B. - Complete
44. Professor » reviews
An old Professor is back at Hogwarts and Harry couldn't be more thrilled. In more ways than one. Who cares if it's the Professor? And who cares about former flames? Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. HPRL. RLGW. HPGW. For Decimare. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,826 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 2-28-08 - Remus L. & Harry P. - Complete
45. Doughnut Holder reviews
Remus loves chocolate doughnuts, but after Sirius demonstrates just how well they fit on his doughnut holder, he loves them MUCH more. Basically SMUT. SLASH. SEX. RLSB. ONESHOT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-16-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
46. Take Me to Bed reviews
Remus is drunk! What mischief will he and Padfoot get up to? Or rather, what women will they conquer? CONTAINS SEX. VERY GRAPHIC SEX. HG.RL and implied SB.LL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-16-08 - Hermione G. & Remus L. - Complete
47. A Notch in the Bedpost reviews
Sirius wants Remus. Remus wants Sirius. But what he doesn't want, is to be a notch in the bedpost. If only things were simple... angsty. implied SEX. implied SLASH. RLSB. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-6-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
48. The Magic of Television reviews
Remus brings a telly to the Marauders and when it breaks down, Sirius and he find a new way to entertain themselves. Basically just SMUT. SLASH. SEX. MATURE. ONESHOT. SBRL. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-24-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
49. What He Doesn't Know reviews
Lily is a horny teenage girl. Remus and Sirius bat for the other team. So how did they wind up in James' bed? An excuse for writing more SMUT. SEX. THREESOME. MATURE. ONESHOT. LE.SB.RL. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-23-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
50. STPB reviews
Sirius' recounting of the most horrific moment of his entire life. He doubts he will ever be the same. SLASH. ONESHOT. SBxSTPB.Rated for coarse humour. Based on real life events but not mine . For Jeanie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-19-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
51. Girls Do It Better reviews
Playfighting turns into much more one bored afternoon between Ginny and Tonks. Basically, just SMUT. FEMME-SLASH. MATURE. SEX. ONESHOT. To be honest, my first stab at girl on girl. GWNT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-19-08 - Ginny W. & N. Tonks - Complete
52. Taking Chances reviews
Regulus Black is almost at rock bottom. He's a drunk, a degenerate, and hasn't been laid in ages. Can one gorgeous blonde he hasn't seen in forever change that? AU. MATURE. CONTAINS SEX. ONESHOT. RBLL. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-17-08 - Regulus B. & Luna L. - Complete
53. Sirius Black's Ten Step Guide » reviews
Sirius Black’s Guide to Getting the Object of One’s Affections in Ten Easy Steps. A bet between mates turns into so much more. RLSB LEJP. mild SLASH. non-explicit SEX.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-12-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
54. Head Master reviews
Why is Dumbledore showering in the Slytherin Quidditch showers? Draco finds out one afternoon. Rated for a reason. SLAsH. ONESHOT. MATURE. ADDM. Dumbles and Draco do the nasty. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-9-08 - Albus D. & Draco M. - Complete
55. I Touch Myself reviews
Remus doesn't want anybody else. When he thinks about Sirius, he touches himself... Based loosely upon the Divinyls song. Basically, an excuse to write more smut. Dominant Remus. MATURE. SLASH. SEX. ONESHOT. RLSB. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-6-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
56. After Tonight reviews
All I know is that by the end of tonight, he won’t have to look up at the stars. A ficlet based around the Justin Nozuka song After Tonight. NOT A SONGFIC! implied SLASH. ONESHOT. Remus' POV. Not explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
57. Three is NOT a Crowd reviews
Sirius looked up...Then he rounded the doorway to meet Remus at the door, and found him connected rather fervently at the mouth with...Bill Weasley. THREESOME. SLASH. ONESHOT. BASICALLY AN EXCUSE TO WRITE SMUT. For Decimare. RL.SB.BW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-1-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
58. Far From Perfect reviews
This was definitely not what she had signed up for… James and Lily's marriage is falling apart, and Lily is sick and tired of it. Can a different man change her perspective? MATURE. SEX AND ADULTERY. ONESHOT. JPLP SBLP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-31-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete
59. Not a Chance: THE LOST CHAPTER reviews
The smutty LOST CHAPTER from my main story. A gift for Readers for 300 reviews. SLASH. SEX. RATED M FOR A REASON. SBRL JPLE. Can be read alone, but not much plot. Posted in main story too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-27-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
60. Seeing Stars reviews
Sirius Black had always considered Andromeda his favourite cousin... An excuse to write SMUT. MATURE. RATED M FOR A REASON. BLACKCEST. SLIGHT BDSM. SiriusAndromeda. ONESHOT. Cheers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-17-07 - Sirius B. & Andromeda T. - Complete
61. Male Man reviews
Sirius has a package to deliver. Remus hasn't a pen, so is forced to resort to an 'oral contract'. But will the package fit in Remus' mail slot? RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. MATURE. SMUT. For Decimare. Cheers. Expect innuendo, silliness and explicitness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-14-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete
62. Spontaneous reviews
Remus is a stickler for routine. Sirius is anything but routine. What happens when they decide to get spontaneous? SLASH. MATURE. SMUT. RLSB. ONESHOT. Cheers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-13-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
63. Brian Slade reviews
Brian Slade. Brian fucking Slade two [three?] words that would prove to change your life forever. One name that would alter everything you knew and everything you thought you knew. Brian Slade. Holy fuck. ONESHOT. RATED M. MATURE. Curt's POV after it all.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-29-07 - Complete
64. Because of Wood reviews
Charlie Weasley was gay. There was no other way to say it. He had realized it, fought it, and finally, come to terms with it. He was gay, as it wasn’t going away. TWINCEST. SLASH. FWGWCW. THREESOME. ONESHOT. For bitterending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 11-22-07 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete
65. Saving Face reviews
Remus loses control in bed and Sirius pays the price. Basically an excuse to write smut. MATURE. SBRL. ONE SHOT. RATED FOR A REASON. SLASH malexmale. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 11-10-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
66. You're What? reviews
How Remus and Sirius break the news to James. ONE SHOT. MATURE. enjoy! SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-12-07 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete
67. I'm Married reviews
a tryst at a party...what will Sue do? RATED FOR A REASON, CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT! BobbyxSue ONESHOT might POSSIBLY become a series...flames welcome
Sue Thomas:FB Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-07 - Complete
68. A Breakfast Surprise reviews
Remus and Sirius are naughty boys...what happens when the Headmaster finds them in the Great Hall after a night of passion? SLASH! SBRL and implied ADMM ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-27-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
69. Hate to Love You reviews
Remus' musings on his relationship with Sirius. dark. noncon. slash. not fluffy. rated for a reason. a dark fic from a time when my depression has kicked in. oneshot. enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-22-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
70. One Night Stand » reviews
Bobby wakes up after a night he can't remember to a reality he can't comprehend...in his coworker's bed. Tara wakes up to a golden Aussie god beside her with no memories of what happened. What will they do?[BobbyxTara] STRONG CONTENT! For Tera ON HIATUS
Sue Thomas:FB Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,540 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 5-26-07
71. One and Only reviews
InuYasha relives his first time with Kagome, but doesn't know the truth about their relationship... Rated for SMUt and SEX. MATURE. I.K and implied K.M.S. Enjoy.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-2-07 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
72. Goodbye to the Past reviews
-one-shot- Kagome's reflections upon life and her favourite hanyou whilst doing homework.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-04 - Kagome & Inuyasha - Complete
73. Drunken Song reviews
-rated for language and suggested themes...and drunken-ness- Sango's point of veiw on one crazy drinking night...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-20-04
74. Innocent Trick reviews
-one shot- Miroku and Sango try to voice their feelings, however things never go as planned... [rated for Miroku's naughty hands]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-20-04 - Sango & Miroku - Complete
75. Birds of the Same Heart reviews
Raven and Robin...both have bird names...coincidence?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-19-04
76. Love of the Sun reviews
-one shot- Kagome and Inuyasha finally find the words to say to each other one sunrise...
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-04 - Complete
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