Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Stargate: Atlantis.
WARNING: THIS IS A REALLY, REALLY LOOOONG PROFILE. STUFF IN THIS TEXT IS IMPORTANT. YOUCAN CHOOSE TO IGNORE ANYTHING ELSE.TO SKIP THIS, JUST SCROLL DOWN. OH, AND ONE MORE THING-DIET SODA DOES NOT HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
After having the stupid peaches message up for half a century, I've decided to update. I've changed so much I frequently scare my friends and parents.
Anyway, I'm the future president of the United States. No, I'm not going to tell you my name, but if you every hear a candidate say something along the lines of 'the country's screwed and we're all in a very deep pile of crud. Let's get to work!', that'll be me.
My favorite SGA character is McKay, simply because he's a fascinating enigma. It's like their's a war between two different personalities. He was my case study for Psycology, or however it's spelled. Maybe I'll post that at some time.
I proudly support McWeir! C'mon people, it's so obvious! I don't think Major Sheppard could get into a stable relationship with anyone at this point, though if Teyla works at it, she might have a good shot...
Hmmm... I think that's it.
Nope wait, one more thing. My brother. I freely admit that I'm the one who got him hooked on fanfiction. I even encouraged his writing. Heck, I'm his beta, so I'm still encouraging it. But I will not be footing any bills for therapy. Sorry, but I'm only .000175223 millimeters away from being broke, so I'm telling you right now, jumperpilot's stories are disturbing. Don't read them, and if you do, don't blame me. You've been warned.
Oh, and one more thing. Been is pronounced BEAN not BIN.
Updated: Febuary 20, 2005
I found this really, really, cute video on the web. If you're a McWeir fan, you must see this! The link is here:
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Umm, just as a disclaimer, it isn't mine. It's Azar's, and it's on the McWeir Fanfic site, if the link doesn't work.
Updated March 13 2005
Just thought I'd share with you the odd little things that happen in my life
"The one who get's his lance out first normally wins... which is why...this stupid...little...friggin' yellow power ranger won't stay up!"
Corey, giving a report on jousting
"Here, for example, it's not exceptable for me to take of all my clothes and running screaming through the halls. In the Brazilian rainforests, people can go around with no top or bottom and no one will think to look twice.
But wouldn't they get cold?
No. It's the middle of a tropical rainforest. They aren't going to freeze their gazoobies off."
Mrs. Duncan. my English teacher, and Ryan, a fellow classmate, discussing the social confines of Starkfield from Ethan Frome. Sadly, I'm not making this up.
Updated March 16 2005
Just another odd little thing said today.
"I will now conduct using only my eyebrows."
Mr. Lawlor, my conductor. He actually says this quiet often interestingly enough.
Oh, and on another note, it looks like Every Stargate Fan's Dream will be back on April 15th. Due to a severe case of writers block, I'm only about halfway through the fourth chapter. I'll poster a teaser on April Fools Day though.
Updated March 30 2005
Okaaaaaaay, the teaser got up early, I've started another fic, have ideas for to others, which is the good news. The bad news is that I don't think I'm going to be able to finish writing the Harry Potter Fic. If anyone wants to take over, e-mail me and I'll send you the notes. Be prepared for a long hual though-I've got alot of notes on that story, but my plot bunny died, so...
Updated April 26 2005
Since I couldn't afford to buy seperate cages for all my plot bunnies, nature's taken it's coarse and they've all multiplied! Here's what coming out of the hutch:
Works in Progress:
Universal Constants-my crackfic, futurefic, and kidfic! Humor and Fluff galorewhen kids from the future end up on Atlantis's past, or something like that. I'm pretty much writing whatever I feel like so I'm not so random in school. Not that it's working or anything.
Family Matters- An HP/SGA crossover fic. Rodney's family isn't conventional. Then again, neither is his life.
The Enemy You Know: An answer to Slayersgrl's challenge thingy. There's a traitor on Atlantis, and he's helped the Genii take over the city. Only problem is, who is it?
Judgement Day: Someone is trying to kill McKay. And they aren't giving up until he's dead...
Utter Randomness: My brother been complaining that I don't spend enough time with him. Hence, we're joint writing this fic, where a puddle Jumper carrying AR-1 crash-lands in our backyard. Warning: This will be strange.
The Alliance: AR-1 encounters a planet where survivors ofthe recent Wraith cullings have banded together to form a resistance movement. I actually like this one.
Every Stargate Fan's Dream: Emako gets sucked into Stargate Atlantis. Contrary to popular belief, it's not a Mary Sue.
On a completely unrealated note, I saw this poem and just couldn't resist sharing.
JUST LIKE YOU
Just because I've tentacles,
And my skin is ocean blue,
Don't think I don't have feelings
Just the same as you.
Everytime I fall in love
My knees are filled with bliss;
I pucker up my eyebrows
To give my girl a kiss.
The times we have a lover's spat,
My liver's always broken;
Many times I've cried my ears off
Because harsh words are spoken.
When I am suspicious,
My feet can smell a rat;
I try to eat nutritious,
Lots of sugar, salt, and fat.
My nose runs and my feet smell-
I've heard that yours do, too.
I sine my ears with gobs of wax,
Just the same as you.
When scared, I feel my skin crawl,
The way you humans do.
Mine comes back when I call it
(I hope that yours does, too).
Though you're rarely eight feet tall,
I don't look down on you;
I know we're really much the same-
Even though you are not blue.
BY BRUCE COVILLE
Just one last thing- DOES ANYONE WANT TO ADOPT MY HARRY POTTER STORY?
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!
Updated June 21, 2005
No, I haven't died-I've just hit a rough spot on my HPXSGA story, and come up with a few new ones. Anyhoo, school's over now so I have time to wrok on this-hopefully. I've also updated my story list (above).
My last day of classes was odd...I jumped out a window in Spainish and screamed in the middle of History for no apparent reason. It must be noted that I did raise my hand first. I also walked around with a Post-It note on my forehead reading "Is it summer yet?" until lunch when my friends tied me down and ripped in into little piece, telling me on no uncertain terms that I needed to stop acting like I was stoned.
History is after lunch, which sorta says something about my listening skills, eh?
IS THERE ANYONE WHO WANTS A HARRY POTTER STORY?
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
TO ANY AND ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING THE ROUND ROBIN:
GET A MOVE ON!
Sorrry- I spent three hours of a perfectly good day cleaning, and I am NOT in a good mood.
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