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Author has written 46 stories for Constantine, Will and Grace, Shakespeare, Dragon Ball Z, Misc. Movies, Firefly, Final Fantasy VIII, King Kong, Corpse Bride, and Brokeback Mountain. Abandoned. No backsies | |||||
1. To feel what isn't there reviewsWhile Ennis clutches Jack’s jacket in his closet, he believes he can feel Jack, believes he is holding him again. Short, angsty one shot. 'He lifted his head to read Jack’s interpretation and his cheek connected with the contorted wire of the coat hanger'Brokeback Mountain - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-8-06 - Complete2. When Jimmy woke reviewsJimmy doesn’t like to sleep in his own bed, he prefers to be down in a cage with the animals, or somewhere better still. Fluff. HayesJimmy. Three connected, 100 word drabbles.King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-6-06 - Complete3. Discovery of guilt reviewsThe journey to New York is hazy at best for Kong. One thing he won’t forget however, is the night Jimmy sneaks below deck, full of stolen alcohol and accusations. Kong begins to understand his meaning, even if he doesn’t know the wordsKing Kong - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-5-06 - Complete4. Mistletoe and bare feet reviews“Skipper says Christmas makes us lazy.” Jimmy and Ann bond with one another Jimmy seeks to share his newfound Christmas spirit with who else but Mister Hayes? HJ, Mild JxA. FluffKing Kong - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-27-05 - Complete5. Obliged reviewsThere’s only one thing that will never ask anything of Victor. One thing he never feels he has to please. Victor and Victoria's first meeting. 400 wordsCorpse Bride - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-27-05 - Complete6. Spelling Chloroform reviewsJimmy just wants to better himself. Someone lies someone moves a small step closer. All triggered by one stolen bottle. Mild HayesJimmyKing Kong - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-24-05 - Complete7. The King Kong Song reviewsThe King Kong version of the infamous Llama song. Credit to Anakin Mcfly for the idea of making spoofs of the song in the first placeKing Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete8. 24 Hours reviewsCaptain Englehorn gave them 24 hours to make it back to the gates before he vowed to leave them behind.So why couldn't he bring himself to do as he'd insisted and leave? Why did heeventually follow them in and attempt a rescue of his own? Just a little deKing Kong - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-18-05 - Complete9. When the world crumbles around you reviewsWhen Kong gave Mister Hayes' that fatal swipe into the valley below, Jimmy's world caved in on itself. The remaining men pick themselves up, dust themselves off after their own fall, and can do nothing but stand and watch as Jimmy falls to pieces before tKing Kong - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-16-0510. Not so sudden reviewsIt grew with time it was never just there. In Squall’s eyes one night strengthened their companionship into actual friendship. Now, does he want it to develop further, and if so, will Zell even let him? SlashFinal Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-13-05 - Squall L.11. Interruptions reviewsAngela only wanted a quick word, and instead she becomes the spectator of a typical morning of John and Chas and all the rowing that surrounds them.Constantine - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-5-0512. A jacket and the Bouncer reviewsOne shot. It’s a cold winter morning, and John is on his way to Midnite’s, without the cab, without his coat, and with a pestering apprentice on his heels. And since it never gets cold in LA, this'll have to be a little AU, lets just pretend it does, mm'kConstantine - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-17-0513. Middle Aged? reviewsHow would you spend your 40th birthday? Going for a night on the town? Or curling up in bed and wishing the years away? John doesn’t want to accept that he’s getting older, and maybe, just maybe, if Chas has anything to do with it, he wont have to. ChastiConstantine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-5-0514. Picking up the pieces of the captain reviewsPostSerenity. Big fat movie spoilers. Mal needs to move on, and his crew are the ones to help him do soFirefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-05 - Mal15. How little you mean to me reviewsThere’s a short history between John and Chas that they both tried to forget. Angela unconsciously triggers it, but the destruction of john and Chas’ friendship is not her fault, but their own. Chastine and a little ChasAngela. Oh lord whyConstantine - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-14-0516. Mary Sue For some reason John loves you » reviewsHere’s a parody dedicated to every horrific JohnOC story. What happens when a stereotypical woman no man can resist, conveniently coincidentally meets John Constantine? The obvious, that’s what.Constantine - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 9-16-0517. Put me down! reviewsChas goes everywhere with his hat. he doesn't take it off willingly, and he wont go out in public without it. John decides he's hidden behind it far too long, and confiscates it. Trying to get Chas out of the bowling alley and out to his cab, to his job,Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-4-0518. Chat logs » reviewsChas forces John to join the 21st century and buy a computer, introducing the exorcist to the internet and YIM. A story set in YIM conversations between them [no text talk] It shows how their relationship develops over time, and how they deal with complicConstantine - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-23-05 - Published: 9-21-0519. Support reviewsJohn wakes up during the night after dreams that never cease to haunt him. When Chas cannot face going home he stays on John's couch, he hears what no one has ever heard, and when curiosity overpowers him he goes to check on his mentor, but how long willConstantine - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-13-0520. It's not tragic to die doing what you love reviews[Point Break] Johnny let Bodhi free, he unlocked the handcuffs and let Bodhi go surfing, knowing he wouldn’t come back. Why? Because he understands him, because he is just like Bodhi.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-0521. The Higher Path reviewsJohn leaves the hydrotherapy room with Angela at the end of the movie. Within second’s he’s back inside, alone. Why? To see Chas’ body. Gabriel watches, and realises exactly why Heaven will not welcome the exangel ever again. Gabriel’s POV. Chastine. Don'Constantine - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-0522. Inherited » reviewsChas’s pleasures in life are simple. He likes sex and lots of it. For the right price he’ll take pleasure in anyone. Unfortunately his outlandish lifestyle is leading him into troubling complications. Complications he never imagined possible [Complete]Constantine - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,988 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-11-05 - Published: 7-20-05 - Complete23. What words alone cannot express reviewsJust before the battle with Mammon, John and Chas stand in the hallways of Ravenscar. Is it the last time they’ll see each other alive? Finding the right words at a time like this is impossible. Chastine. Don't like Chastine? Go away. Don't like slash? GoConstantine - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-0524. I'll be anything you want reviewsChas and Angela both want John, and end up caught up in a rather amusing love triangle with the love rat Constantine. Chas and Angela’s POV. I had a lot of fun writing this, I hope you enjoy it. JohnChas, JohnAngelaConstantine - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-27-0525. Who's your Daddy? » reviewsShe stopped at nothing to get him a partner, now John’s mother is determined to get a grandchild. This woman always gets what she wants, but is what she wants more than what Chas and John can handle? Sequel to John's mother comes to stayConstantine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-14-05 - Published: 7-3-0526. If you leave then who will look after me? reviews[War of the Worlds 2005] Ray’s thoughts when his daughter seeks comfort in the arms of her brother, rather than him.Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-10-0527. The Green Exit Sign » reviewsJEALOUSY SEQUEL. John will not accept that Chas is gone for good. He will do everything in his power to get him back, back from the cruel clutches of Lucifer and Balthazar .:COMPLETE:.Constantine - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,828 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-1-05 - Published: 5-9-05 - Complete28. John's mother comes to stay » reviewsJohn’s mother comes to stay for the weekend, what more needs to be said? John will stop at nothing to get rid of her, all he needs is a little help from Chas. Chastine .COMPLETE.Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,751 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 6-29-05 - Published: 6-14-05 - Complete29. Who would miss me? reviewsOneshot. Vegeta contemplates leaving, leaving for good. After literally screwing around with Goku and Goten he's decided its time to leave, but who will miss him and who will be sad to see him go? HUMOURDragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-05 - Vegeta - Complete30. Prejudice » reviewsChas learns the hard way that people aren’t all that willing to accept the relationship between him and John.Constantine - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-12-0531. Romeo and Juliet: The way it should have been » reviewsA parody of Romeo and Juliet. Expect a bad sense of humour, expect a lot of updates, expect a twist.Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-22-0532. Chas interrupts reviewsChas walks in on John and Angela in a clinch. Angela’s POV. Slight Chastine. LightheartedConstantine - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-14-0533. Pear » reviewsChas has always been a bit of a paranoid kid, but he really pushes it to the limit when he starts to fear fruit. Eventual Chastine, sortofsequel to ‘One of those days’Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 6-9-0534. Its just one of those days reviewsJohn’s actually let Chas help out? Still between john, demons that wont die, loud staircases and conspiring bathtubs, its just going to be one of those days for the apprentice.Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-0535. Point of Obsession » reviewsHow far will Johns obsession with the sleeping Chas take him? What will it take to satisfy his need for the boy in slumber? Chastine. Very dark. 3 parts.Constantine - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-23-0536. The camera doesn't lie, but Karen Walker sure does reviewsKaren’s point of view. After Will and Jack wake up together on the boat, Karen has to decide whether to lie or tell the truth when telling what her security camera really saw. WillJackWill and Grace - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-20-0537. Grapefruit leg reviewsChas gets his first injury on his first exorcism. Although that doesn’t explain why he’s not wearing pantsConstantine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-16-0538. One Day » reviewsJohn likes to imagine one day, when he will be able to be honest with Chas. Chas likes to imagine one day, when he’ll be able to stop caring so desperately for John.Constantine - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-8-0539. You'd never see John give Angela money for cookies » reviewsChas and Angela seem to unknowingly compete against each other for John’s attention. Chastine. Chas’s point of view. Complete!Constantine - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-7-05 - Published: 5-3-05 - Complete40. What does Chas do in the taxi all day? reviewsChas gets bored waiting around for John in the taxi, and finds his cigarttes...Constantine - Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-2-0541. Why I keep coming back reviewsAngela’s point of view. “I may physically have John Constantine, but Chas will forever have his heart.” Implied ChastineConstantine - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-0542. Unthinkable reviewsThis is why John doesn’t let Chas help out more. ChasConstantine, don’t like them, your loss.Constantine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-29-0543. No More Tears reviewsCancer took John away; Chas has to say his final goodbye. Could be slash, it depends on what you consider slash to be.Constantine - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-26-0544. Jealousy » reviewsChas wants John. Balthasar wants John. Balthasar wants Chas out of the picture; Balthasar will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Constantine x ChasConstantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-25-05 - Published: 4-16-0545. This is Kraymer, Chas Kraymer, asshole reviewsSummary: Chas realises after the mirror through the car incident that John really does take him for granted, and that he’ll never get the chance to prove himself worthy to John, in more ways than one. Implied Chastine.Constantine - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-24-0546. Why John wont give Chas a cigarette reviewsQuick one-shot explaining exactly why John doesn’t want his protégé to indulge in the misery of smoking. Very mild slash, slightly graphic violence, nothing major.Constantine - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-15-05 - Complete
