HOORAY! I finally made my own homepage! There are some drawings and things in "Story Stuff" and...yeah. I currently am working on an original fiction called "Almonds and Mints" on Fiction Press. I also have (two) videos on YouTube, but they're mostly just audios.

Yes, hyperventilation is complete.

Quick Note: I just deleted a bunch of crap off of my profile, so now it's...shorter. Yeah.

Quick Note 2: If you are allergic to crappy stories, don't read my stuff. It's crappy.

Warning: Yo ho yo ho, Dead Dying and Very Tan, and Just a little fluff are so terrible, that I may delete them at any given time. If you for some reason are a fan of any of these, (though I don't know why - they're awful) I will just give them to you if you want them.

My favorite animal: CAMELS! YAY!

My favorite hobbies: CAMELS WATCHING AND COLLECTING! Typing/writing(obviously), drawing, watching movies (especially suspense, like Flightplan), playing video games, listening to music, and eating. (chomp chomp chomp)

I am a Christian, and I'm proud of it. So, I won't be swearing and all that rot, but sometimes I do say the word crap and friggin', and I'm sorry if I offend anyone. I will NOT EVER read OR WRITE! slash, incest, or sex. Ever. EVER!!

Yeah. These are my favorite Scripture verses:

"For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven with a shout, and the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and we will be with the Lord forever. Therefore comfort one another with these words."

-1 Thessalonians 4:16-18

"'Know that I, I am He, And there is no other god besides Me; It is I who put to death and give life. I have wounded and it is I who heal, And there is no one who can deliver from my hand.'"

-Deuteronomy 39:32

I love those verses.

So far, my fanfics are...

...done. Well, we'll see what comes next!

If you're looking for something that isn't making outage crappiness, don't read Yo ho. It sucks. I'm thinking about disowning it.

Thank you so much, you guys! I have 149! reviews now! I feel so special! YEAH! So, my thanks to all my reviewers! All of you guys are cool!

Favowite Sayin's: (woot!)

"My cow bit me." An excuse for missing work, an article by MSN. THIS IS THE LINE WHICH IS THE UTTER-MOST CENTER OF MY BEING! - Okay, so it's actually only where I got my screen name. So sue me.

"Use the force - talking to one's self." Something Hamlet said when we were talking. Crazy she is.

"Bunkmate, can you help give me these seventeen shots before I go into a coma?" a...line from a character from homestarrunner at the dot com.

And many more, but there were WAAAAY too many, so...these are my three favorites.

The insanity of it all...

If you were so horrifically happified that Will died in AWE, paste this into your profile! Yay for Will's deadness!

Alrighty...here's my'a eight LEAST favorite things...

8. Wal-Mart. EVIL THEY ARE! (sharpens kunife)

7. Mary-Sues. Ugh. No discussion here.

On second thought, maybe I should say something: everybody is like, "Oh my gosh! Sues are terrible!" And then they go and make the most Sueish person in the world. I do it too. So, I would suggest this: The Original Fiction Mary-Sue Litmus Test. It helped me get rid of the Sueish-ness of my characters! ('cept Aravis. She a pure Sue, through and through) I hope you guys like it!

6. All sequels. Wait, ONE exception here! Toy Story 2! Yay!

5. All those dirty crap movies out there, that decide that the only reason for living is sex.

4. Bush-bashers. Come on, guys! Why don't you try to be president? Alright, maybe he has made a few mistakes, but give him a break! He's trying!

3. Homosexuals. Erm, no discussion here either. That's just wrong. STRAIGHT THE WIN! Or something!

2. Ooh, close tie here, but still! Orlando Bloom sucks second. Pthhbt. Worse than him is all the girls who are insane over him. Really. It's gross. It makes me want to shoot them. BUT, I guess that wouldn't be very nice...but I really hate it...

...1!. Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest. Or, more like, Dead Man's Crap! ARgg! Let me quick quote from the Boston Globe: "All that's missing is a plot, amusing dialogue, comic timing, and a reason to exist." Hehe! Yeah. That movie sucks butts off of...beansprouts. And lima beans. Those things are nasty.

I think I'm done now.

Update! Ryu had pretty li'l Ali! She's so adorable...and Willow loves her, too.

Smile! God loves you!