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since: 02-19-04, id: 542492, Profile Updated: 06-29-09
country: United States
Author has written 16 stories for Mars, Serial Experiments Lain, Dragon Knights, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ranma, D N Angel, Wolf's Rain, Wallflower, Bleach, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

The cake is a lie.

"Animals don't behave like men," he said. "If they have to fight, they fight; and if they have to kill, they kill. But they don't sit down and set their wits to work to devise ways of spoiling other creatures' lives and hurting them. They have dignity and animality." ~Watership Down by Richard Adams

"So," Suki interjected, "let me get this right: you want them to stop acting like Aang's parents and become his pimps?" ~A Matter of Honor (Avatar: The Last Airbender fanfiction) by Adridere

Ophelia's mind went wandering
You'd wonder where she goes
Through secret doors down corridors
She'd wander there alone
All alone
~"Ophelia" by Natalie Merchant

Pozzo: (Suddenly furious.) Have you not done tormenting me with your accursed time! It's abominable! When! When! One day, is that not enough for you, one day he went dumb, one day I went blind, one day we'll go deaf, one day we were born, one day we shall die, the same day, the same second, is that not enough for you? (Calmer.) They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more. (He jerks the rope.) On! ~Waiting For Godot by Samuel Beckett

Evie: Why are all of you speaking English?
Controller Vode: Oh, we're not. Your brain was upgraded for real-time language translation the instant you boarded the ship. Works with slang, derisive witticisms, and colloquial allusion. If one of us verbalizes a concept with no English approximation, the program tries its best to compensate.
Evie: Meaning what?
Controller Vode: Inappropriately jovial banana pants.
Evie: What?
Controller Vode: Exactly.
~eV by James Farr

Vincent: So . . . what now?
Edaniel: Hm. Wanna make out?
Vincent: I'm going to kill you right in the face.
~Bizenghast by Alice LeGrow

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1. Tangled » reviews
AU..Part I: Sunako's mother is the King of Darkness, and there's going to be a ball tonight, with the Queen of Light and Princes of Light in attendance.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 8-31-07 - Sunako & Kyouhei
2. A Summoning reviews
The Demons wanted her to defeat the Spirit Detectives. That didn't quite work out. Now she's working with the Spirit Detectives so that she can get back home.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-8-08 - Toph
3. Drool reviews
Nell, Yachiru, and an injured Yumichika. AUish crack. One curse word.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-9-08 - Neliel T. O./Nel & Yachiru K. - Complete
4. Kainaldia High » reviews
AU: A year of highschool through the eyes of our favorite suicidal psychopath. A hint why this highschool sucks? Nadil is the principal.
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 6-6-05
5. The Kurama Poster » reviews
Well, how would you feel if a witch turned you into a piece of cardboard? Yeah . . . Kurama doesn't like it either. . . . Taking it pretty well, though, considering. . . . OC, OOC, Kuramaxnobody, 'kay?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,143 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 11-15-04 - Kurama M.
6. For Cookies reviews
Akane makes some tasty cookies. OneShot
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-07 - Akane & Ranma - Complete
7. What She Likes reviews
My heart was there. It still feels like I don't have one. Nabiki centric OneShot
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-06 - Nabiki - Complete
8. You're In Love reviews
Love . . . hurts. AkanexRanma sorta OneShot
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-06 - Akane & Ranma - Complete
9. Silent Words » reviews
Complete AU Their life, though not perfect, was good. And then it all went bad. slight Fruits Basket crossover WARNING: character death
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,877 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 6-3-06 - Published: 4-4-05 - Daisuke N. & Dark M. - Complete
10. Cheza's Wrath reviews
crack!fic An alternate ending, where Cheza snaps. T for random acts of violence
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-24-06 - Cheza - Complete
11. The Push reviews
She finally pushed him too far. ShampooxMousse OneShot
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-29-05 - Shampoo & Mousse - Complete
12. The Catch reviews
You know how Ranma is the one who always catches Akane? Yeah . . . I think it's overused. So, I did this. OneShot
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-3-04 - Akane & Ranma - Complete
13. Mad World reviews
A songfic of Rath right before Tetheus and Ruwalk decide the Dragon Knights must go to Kainaldia. Don't own the song. [Giftfic for SnapDrag21]
Dragon Knights - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-04 - Complete
14. Pool Day reviews
Ridiculousness. Kinda cracktastic. OneShot
Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-11-04 - Kira A. & Rei K. - Complete
15. Nothing reviews
Wired Lain thinks about imprisonment. [Poem]
Serial Experiments Lain - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-04 - Complete
16. A Child reviews
Kira asks Rei a question that gets an . . . interesting response. . . . OneShot
Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-24-04 - Kira A. & Rei K. - Complete
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