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since: 02-21-04, id: 543240, Profile edited: 07-10-08
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Author has written 10 stories for Gargoyles, Ranma, Harry Potter, Bleach, and Rurouni Kenshin.

Age: 21

Hobbies: Reading and Writing, Anime.

Favorite Bands: Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Sum 41, AFI

Favorite Series:

Bleach

Ranma 1/2

Evangelion

Gargoyles

Full Metal Panic

One Piece

Naruto

Avatar: The Last Airbender


Favorite Ships/Pairings

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zuko/Mai

Aang/Katara

Sokka/Toph

Ranma 1/2

Ranma/Akane

Ryoga/Ukyo

Mousse/Shampoo

Rurouni Kenshin

Sanosuke/Megumi

Kenshin/Kaoru

Yahiko/Tsubame (though Yahiko/Misao could also be fun in a fic)

Bleach

Ichigo/Orihime

Renji/Rukia

Uryu/Nemu (If done right, not something easy to do. Most often ends up with someone, mostly Nemu, being out of character.)

Naruto

Naruto/Sakura (Shipuuden provides strong evidence for this.)

Shikamaru/Temari

Kakashi/Anko (Insert Evil Laugh) (Though I would be Kakashi/Rin if she were still alive. Or whatever the heck happened to her.)

Neji/Tenten (Why the heck not?)

Kiba/Hinata (I could see it happening.)

Sasuke/A shallow grave

One Piece

Luffy/Nami

Full Metal Panic

Sousuke/Kaname

Kurz/Mao (When it comes to most couples, I go for entertainment value.)

Evangelion

Shinji/Asuka

Escaflowne

Van/Hitomi

Black Lagoon

Rock/Revy (How it'd happen I don't know. It would be interesting to see though.)

Cowboy Beebop

Spike/Faye

The Legend of Zelda

Link/Zelda (Though I must say, Link/Midna is moderately intriguing.)


Anime Girls I would want to go out with

I've never seen something like this in any of the profiles on ff.net. So I figured I'd go ahead and do it, even though it will permanently place me in the 'hopeless fanboy' category. Enjoy, and maybe laugh a little, or a lot. Just keep in mind while laughing at my geekery that most of you probably aren't much better if you're on this site.

Well now that I've alienated any potential readers, on with the show.

Ranma 1/2

Hinako Ninomiya

Kasumi Tendo

Bleach

Rangiku Matsumoto

Retsu Unohana

Tatsuki Arisawa

Ryou Kunieda

Full Metal Panic

Teletha Testarossa

(You know, I once wrote a comic making fun of doing exactly this. It's funny how the internet gets rid of things like shame. Think I'm a dork? You'd probably be right. Notice a pattern in the girls? Didn't think you would. Except for the first four, where you have two girls with big breasts, and two girls with more mellow personalities.)


Future Projects

Please note that these are subject to change. These represent the unwritten fics that I am determined to write at one point or another.

Bleach

The Confession - After having been saved from Hueco Mundo Orihime confesses her feelings to Ichigo. Planned Oneshot.

Rurouni Kenshin

An Unexpected Gift -- Final Version - Sanosuke accidentally gives Megumi flowers. How will she react? Will be set after the Anime, even though the Manga ending is better, the anime fits what I have planned more. Planned Oneshot, is up for debate.

Current Projects

Bleach

A Bleach Beach Trip - Number One Priority. A multi-chapter fic dealing with Sand, Sun, Bikinis and Shinigami. And Shinigami in Bikinis. Orihime loves Ichigo, but can she get him to notice her? Ichigo has a hard time around scantily clad women. Can Orihime get to him? (This is an aspect of Ichigo that isn't handled very often. Those of you that don't know what I'm talking about, I have two words, Yoruichi and Matsumoto. Check through the manga, you'll find it.)

Ranma 1/2

Be Home for Christmas...Or Else - Currently on hold until Bleach Beach Trip is finished. However, I do have ideas for new chapters.

There might be some other fics that I write, a few one shots between multi-chapter fics here and there. It all depends on what I feel like. I also have ideas for two Avatar: The Last Airbender alternate timeline fics. One is a rewrite of what the series would be like if Zuko hadn't spoken up in the war meeting, hence no Agni Kai, hence what is he doing at the North Pole. And another that might be a long one shot based on the concept of Aang being told he was the Avatar at age 16 instead of twelve. It's kind of AU, since there's no war, and he's born 100 years later than in the show. The story starts with him going to the Southern Water Tribe to learn waterbending under Master Hama. There he meets her top student, Katara. These ones aren't included in the future projects list because the chance of them being written is very slim. Right now they are overshadowed by other fics I want to write, which are overshadowed by my original projects.

Anyway, let me know what you think of my ideas and send me a message. I know people look at this page. It just doesn't seem to be very often.


My Rant:

I'm sure everyone feels like ranting every once in a while. Most of you will probably find this one kind of lame, since I don't get as fired up about pairings I don't agree with anymore. But there are three pairings that I just can't stand. They are those that pair Orihime with either Ulquiorra, Grimjow, or Aizen. Honestly, what are you people thinking? Out of all possible pairings for Orihime these are the least likely, and end up with her, and the other character involved with her, out of character. Unless of course it's about one of them forcing themselves on her, in which case rot in hell for doing that to one of my favorite characters.

I can honestly think of a variety of reasons why stories with these pairings are some of the most ridiculous out there. One, Aizen is the most evil man in the Bleach Universe, besides himself forcing himself on her, there is no way of realistically putting them together. Same for Ulquiorra, but I guess he hasn't done anything so bad that she couldn't love him. Oh wait, he only forced her to leave all her friends and the man she's in love with. But that's all water under the bridge, no big deal right? I'm sure she's so loose that she wouldn't care about that. (Please note the presence of sarcasm. If you aren't rolling your eyes at this obvious statement, please slap yourself.) Grimjow isn't as bad as the other two, he's a character that you tend not to hate as much. But again, he's only trying to kill the one person Orihime is in love with.

In conclusion, everyone is allowed their own pairings and what not, no matter how removed from reality they may be. But, in the end, come on people, there's some stuff that's just too weird, and in some cases gross.

Well, that probably won't stay long. I just felt like ranting a little.





1. A Bleach Beach Trip » reviews
Ichigo and his friends go to the Beach for summer break. For your viewing pleasure, Teenagers with Sun baked hormones...that just sounds wrong. Eh, I'll keep it up, good for a laugh. Seriously though, it's a good story. Read it.
Bleach - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 2-18-08
2. Yuki reviews
Ranma and Akane's wedding leaves Ryoga and Ukyo getting as drunk as possible. Something happens that neither are sure they remember. Sixteen years later Ukyo returns to Nerima. Just who is this girl named Yuki?
Ranma - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08
3. An Unexpected Gift –– Prototype reviews
A moment in the life of Sanosuke Sagara and Megumi Takani. This is surprisingly short for how much my forearms hurt while typing it.
Complete - Rurouni Kenshin - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 4-7-08
4. Be Home for ChristmasOr else! reviews
Guess who's lost, and on christmas eve no less. Oneshot? Who knows, that depends on you. Review please. UkRy
Ranma - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-30-05 - Published: 11-30-05
5. Ranma's Carol 12 » reviews
Canceled.
Ranma - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 1-7-05
6. Ukyo's Valentine reviews
Ukyo ponders her relationship with Ryoga as she sits in her restaurant, alone on valentines day. But she's surprised, whether pleasant or not you must discover. WAFF, UR ONESHOT
Complete - Ranma - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 9-2-05
7. Who you gonna call? reviews
Nothing well written, just a funny idea I had. Lemme know what y'all think. ONESHOT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-1-05 - Published: 5-1-05
8. Happy Ending reviews
Ukyo receives an unwelcome visit from people from her past. Will she be overcome by past bitterness, or have her fortunes turned for the better. Oneshot, kinda waffy. UR You getta find out what the R stands for: Please Review, I fixed the age issue
Complete - Ranma - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 3-1-05
9. The Manhattan Chronicles » reviews
Canceled.
Gargoyles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 7-27-04
10. Springheels » reviews
Canceled.
Gargoyles - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-23-04 - Published: 3-3-04
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