Welcome to my lair.

Look, anybody who flames for a really stupid reason (ie: because it's slash or whatever you call it) then I will just laugh and then show it to my friends, who will laugh at you too. After all, I can make a bigger flame than you, being a dragon … And know this: I will use your flames to torture all our favourite characters when I’m done laughing. Remember how much I love to use hot knives/hot swords/embers/coals … That you want, right? note sarcasm You have been warned. Now that’s over:

Nicknames: Black Crystall Draygon; Lally; Moony (I'd rather be Padfoot, but I'm told I'm more like Moony); Dragon; Fey; Ali

Age: Old enough to know better.

Location: UK, pretty boring little village that is too far from my school so I have to get up WAY too early. However, the plus side is I have a south-facing garden, broadband and lots of fields … Life is relatively good …

Likes:
Slash and Yaoi. (Lots of that)
Yu-Gi-Oh
Harry Potter (only not Order of the Phoenix)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pina Colada/Rum
DeviantArt - www.deviantart.com

Dislikes:
Being/feeling unloved
Homophobes (Bloody stupid way of thinking …)
Exams (root of all evil!)

Favourite Quotes:
"Quarrelling like an old married couple" - Snape, PoA movie about Sirius and Remus.
"Brilliant, Snape; once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion ... Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?" – Sirius, PoA movie.
"People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within." - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

OTPs:
Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (HP)
Yami/Yugi & Joey/Kaiba & Ryou/Bakura (YGO - don't make me choose)
Jack Sparrow (PotC - I know it's not a paiting. I just love Jack.)

Now go away, read my fics and leave me alone. I need to find a new archive that archives all fanfiction (like this ...) onlynot here. Any suggestions = helpful. Thanks, you lot.