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Author has written 15 stories for Kevin Smith, Shakespeare, X-overs, and Back to the Future. "The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words." --Philip Kindred Dick "Sound is movement, you idiot; light is reflection. You cannot be imprisoned behind a piece of tape and paper. Record does not mean re-live, re-do, re-experience, remember...Record is not more real than you." --Nautical Almanac "If it's not in the frame, it doesn't exist." --F.W. Murnau "This is not for you." --Johnny Truant I started and moderate this "Back to the Future" slash community. My YIM handle is kleenexwoman42. Feel free to catch me online late at night or early in the morning. I am informed that I am a hoot when I am sleep-deprived. I now have a MySpace that has more information about me, mostly because I don't know where else to put it. Testimonials: "Kleenexwoman writes primarily short, weird, thoughtful-type fics that have a preoccupation with time travel and old school sci-fi references. Her fics have a good sense of characterization, successful construction, and a quietly subversive sort of strangeness that is lacking in most fanfic." --DrWorm "You know, I can always recognise one of your stories. There's a... bleakness, to some of them, a feeling of helplessness, for lack of a better term. A feeling that I can't quite pin down, but it makes my chest ache a little bit. "kleenexwoman builds her own hats from scratch with the help of alf and harry from harry and the hendersons. the three of them are planning on stealing the mona lisa and replacing it with a screenshot depicting my best minesweeper time." --B.J. Williams | |||||||||||
1. You and Me Baby Ain't Nothing But Mammals reviewsWe call this the act of mating, but there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-06 - Complete2. Time Is A Wave And A Particle reviewsWarning: Side effects may include insomnia, drowsiness, headaches, dizzy spells, fainting fits, hysteria, ennui, apophenia, hallucinations, seizures, amnesia, comas, death, and slight nausea. Safe when used as directed.Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-17-05 - Complete3. Places You Never Knew Are Just Where They’ve Been reviewsToday is not the day he would have picked for what is going to happen, but that’s what makes it so important that it’s today.Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-05 - Complete4. Days Of Future Passed reviewsIt worries George sometimes that his clearest memories aren’t the right ones, or at least not the ones that he really thinks he should remember.Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-25-05 - Complete5. Subtextual Homesick Alien reviewsUp above, aliens hover, making home movies for the folks back home, of all these weird creatures who lock up their spirits, drill holes in themselves, and live for their secrets.Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-05 - Complete6. Stay Silent reviewsGeorge wishes that Marty Klein would shut up sometimes.Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-19-05 - Complete7. My Science Fiction Twin reviewsIs doing better than expected. He's trapped in his own parallel dimension, that's why I'm so forgiving...Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-29-04 - Complete8. Reeling Off The Years reviewsWhile taking Marty up to college, George gets a chance to revisit his own past.Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-04 - Complete9. Time Is A Cumular Limit reviewsThe life around us is but a reflection of our own, flowing within neverending boundless infinity.Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-04 - Complete10. I Palindrome I reviewsWe: mom, I, son, and DNA. No, is Mom? Ew!Back to the Future - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-04 - Complete11. Two Fans And A Temporal Displacement Device » reviewsThe title says it all, really.X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-24-04 - Complete12. The Divine Rehabilitation Of Jason Mewes » reviewsReality can be stranger than any movie for Jason Mewes.Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-19-04 - Complete13. Blue Jay » reviewsJay offends a witch and Silent Bob must set things right.Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-23-04 - Published: 3-15-04 - Complete14. The Parodie Of Romeo And Juliet reviewsA lovely little parody that won first place in a OneAct Play festival. Enjoy the fruits of my labor, you lowly serfs!Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-11-04 - Complete15. Brain Freezy reviewsA homicidal maniac frequents the Quick Stop. Apologies to anyone who is actually homicidal or a maniac.Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-22-04 - Complete
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