What can I say? What can I say?

Read mine and SilentSufferer19's stuff. Or our stuff together...eh forget, we don't write anything anymore. Ever since the nazi of this site gave most of our good stuff 'da boot'.

Age: I'm definately not 34. (oh crap, i say my age in one of my fics. If you REALLY want to know, then read them all!)

Sex: One day I will...oh wait, um, i mean, i'm male...hehe heh...

Ah, i changed my penname back to Mr. Neptune (ya know, so Mr. SilentNeptuner will make more sense.) Maybe that's why me and SS19 haven't made anything recently...that or the fact that THE MAN and the NAZIS of FANFICTION keep giving our great and brilliant stories 'DA BOOT'.

Ok, enough with the caps tantrum.

And onward with good (good as in super crappy) fics.

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1. The Hero of Insanity » reviews

Like most fics, I 'mysteriously' end up in Ocarina of time. What shall I do? Save Hyrule myself? Team up with Link? How bout I follow him and screw things up? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Zelda - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 8-2-06

2. A Series of Unserious Events » reviews

To be perfectly honest, this has no central plot. Eh, just some random year at hogwarts i suppose. Enjoy, or not. All flames will be ignored more than likely laughed at.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-17-05 - Published: 5-6-05

3. Rat Race » reviews

Rat Race and SSBM. All the fighters are on some random quest for a "so called" treasuregift, whatever. It's fairly funny, read is interested. Ch 7, Zelda peoples and Roy!

Super Smash Brothers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 4-8-04

4. A Day Link Was Picked On » reviews

The title says it. Two Kokiri's pick on Link, using the logic of what Link can't do. Soon it turns into a crazy adventure with Link, made up characters, and other author's too if they desire! Onward with Insanity! ITS OVER. Ending with DVD Specials Chapta

Complete - Zelda - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 3-10-04