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Author has written 39 stories for Janet Evanovich, Gilmore Girls, Lost, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Tin Man, Inside, Ironman, Misc. Movies, Breakfast Club, Firefly, Hunger Games, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Rookie Blue. Basically I write for whatever fandom I happen to be into at the time. I have about a million ships, and I'm horrible at keeping up with half-written things, which is why for the most part I only write one-shots. --Alright. So once again I'm updating my profile to explain away "Dress" (Which I still have no plans of continuing. Life is hectic and Plum fandom for moi is on the downhill slope) - you guys are very persistent. I want to thank each and every one of you who reviewed - you guys are awesome and lovely and when I'm feeling really down I have your words immortalized in text to remind me that I'm not a complete failure. But there are a few (only a few! I'm not annoyed with most of you!!) reviews I've gotten that go beyond flattering and into demanding, and though I'm not quick to get angry...these make me a little mad. I'm glad you like my stories enough that you want me to continue. But you aren't my publisher. You aren't my editor. I'm not writing on a deadline, or even to finish. I'm writing because I enjoy it and it makes me happy, and it makes me happy when I make you happy reading my words. It doesn't make me happy when you tell me I have to finish it SOON!!. Please stop this. I'd very much like to keep "Dress" up because people seem to still enjoy it and I've heard from a few that they like to re-read it on occasion, but if you don't stop commanding that I write more I'm going to have to take it off. So...that's all. End of rant "Also? I can kill you with my brain." "I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse." - Woody Allen "If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?" "I've seen diamonds cut through harder men..." "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." - David Brinkley "We are all of us failures - at least, the best of us are." J. M. Barrie "The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff." Ambrose Bierce "Danny: Hey, you and Karen have a nice weekend of domestic cozitude again?" Paul: Yeah, we had a nice dinner, went to a movie - space western. Danny: (smirks) Sounds great." | |||||||
1. They Are Night Zombies » reviewsThis is a x-over crackfic. About the zombie apocalypse. "Zombies. She should have known it would be zombies that brought the world crashing to it's knees." Rookie Blue, Buffy/Angel, Veronica Mars, Castle, The Walking Dead, Vampire Diaries, FireflyCrossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-11 - Willow R. & G. Peck2. Great Moments reviewsThere are good days, and there are bad days, and on rare, rare occasions there are great moments. Katniss/Peeta post MockingjayHunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-10 - Peeta M. & Katniss E.3. Constellations reviewsPepper wakes up to find Tony has taken a sudden interest in Astronomy.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-15-08 - Complete4. Vices reviewsCourse, they all got their vices. River's crazy, Jayne's stupid, Kaylee's sweet, Simon's brilliant and awkward, Inara's clever, Zoe's hard, and Mal's…well, Mal's kinda mean. Rayne, kind ofFirefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-08 - Jayne & River - Complete5. Communication » reviewsThere are some people you always come back to. No matter how hard you try to stay away. Claire/BenderBreakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 7-24-086. Domestic Cozitude reviewsPepper never ever ever takes Tony shopping. Ever.Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-10-08 - Complete7. Not Rocket Science reviewsTony and Pepper have a disagreement on the assembly of certain things.Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-23-08 - Complete8. Things Perry Knows reviewsPerry ruminates on the mess that is Harry and Harmony. A Kiss Kiss Bang Bang fic. Perry hates puppies, but if Harry were a puppy Perry would probably buy him and take care of him and love him and coo over him...Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-08 - Complete9. Fact Versus Fiction reviewsThis is fact. All of those things did happen, twenty some odd years ago. Angsty Pepper/TonyIronman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete10. Dancing With Disaster reviewsInstead, as his party goes on around them, his attention is focused entirely on getting her out of her clothes. TS/PP. Prompts from pepperony.Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 6-15-08 - Complete11. What Mel Knows reviewsMel thinks it's spooky that she does this. Paul wants to know why. Danny wants to share a burger with her at Dugans... DannyRebeccaInside - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-08 - Complete12. Not Dark Yet reviewsA series of 100 word drabbles cataloguing the O.Z. CainAdora, CainDG, ZeroAz, GlitchAz.Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-6-08 - Cain & DG - Complete13. With Music » reviewsDG is never getting married, ever, which suits Wyatt Cain very well, since he will deny his feelings for her til his dying breath. But Ahamo and Lurline have other plans.Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Cain & DG - Complete14. Rotten Trust reviewsHe didn't really trust her. Ranger oozed the same alpha male appeal that he did, but Ranger had more of it, and Ranger was dangerous and probably a loose cannon. Not really Babe or Cupcake, unless you squintJanet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-18-07 - Complete15. Portraits and Pictures Past and Present reviewsHarry talks to Snape about a set of pictures that have been lying in his Aunt Petunia's attic for thirty years. SSLE Post DHHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-10-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete16. Facing Your Fears reviewsNeville Longbottom returns to the Headmaster's office to face his fears, and has a chat about Teddy Lupin while he's at it. Post DHHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-2-07 - Neville L. - Complete17. All The King's Men » reviewsElizabeth finds it very easy to get herself a crew. PostAWE WE, eventually JE, a little OCEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 6-13-0718. Best Man For The Job reviewsThere are moments. When she wishes Jack had let Will die, and that he'd stabbed the heart himself, and let her drown in the maelstrom. JE post AWEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-8-07 - Complete19. Tomorrow Sometimes Dies, Too reviewsJE PreCotBP to PostAWE. The characters all have their ruminations on life, death, and everything in between.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-2-07 - Complete20. Father Knows Best reviewsJE. Weatherby and Elizabeth get their moments. Pre CotBP to Post AWEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-28-0721. Name Game reviewsElizabeth is far from alone in the years following her marriage. JEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 5-27-07 - Complete22. Man of His Word » reviewsSKJ "The man's touched in the head, Sweetheart. For a second, back in the jungle, I actually thought he was gonna let Mr. Friendly blow your head off just to piss Locke off."Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-7-07 - Published: 2-10-06 - Kate & Sawyer - Complete23. People Skills and Preventative Measures reviewsHL "I thought of that. So I figured I'd have to go with preventative measures instead." "Like a backup plan?" "More like a preemptive strike."Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-5-07 - Han S. & Leia O. - Complete24. A Dance, Your Worship reviewsLuke began to notice that, more often than not, when he went to check up on Han, Leia was already there. She ate Han's smuggled food rather than the rations while admonishing him for not sharing it with the rest of the baseStar Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-4-07 - Han S. & Leia O. - Complete25. Palms reviewsAnd she's not at all sure of it, but it's there, and she loves every moment of it. No regrets. JEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-12-06 - Complete26. A Taste of Liberation reviewsHe feels like he might know what she's doing, as she leans into him. And even though he has suspicions, as her lips meet his, he doesn't really care. He's wanted this so bad...Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-26-06 - Complete27. Forget reviewsHe drinks the rum because he thinks it will help him forget about Elizabeth. Not that he's thinking about her. Because he's not. JEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 7-23-06 - Complete28. At Whatever Cost reviewsDMC spoilers. It isn't until that moment as he watches Elizabeth's hand press into Jack's stomach and they both tumble toward the mast that he doubts his own love for Elizabeth.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-18-06 - Complete29. Making A Point reviewsDMC spoilers. The blasted compass has been spinning, spinning, and he thinks maybe it is broken, because suddenly it isn't working for Elizabeth either.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-18-06 - Complete30. Without Ever Firing A Shot reviewsA post DMC fic. Beckett gets another mark from Captain Jack Sparrow. JEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 7-9-06 - Complete31. Goodbye reviewsIt was silent for a moment. Sawyer stared at Kate, and Kate stared at Sawyer, appraising each other.Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-6-06 - Kate & Sawyer - Complete32. Not Wearing Pantyhose » reviewsStephanie has quit her job, and she's ready for a real job. When the button factory, CluckinaBucket, and the many other "suitable" places her mother would approve of don't work out, Stephanie pulls out the big guns. The Rangeman guns.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 4-4-0533. The Come and Get It Dress » reviewsFor the first time in what seemed like forever, I had a date. A full out, take me out to dinner, butter me up with wine, kiss me goodnight, wonder if I'll invite him in, date.Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 11-20-0534. Regret reviewsSkate. In a remote way. Regret stares out before her at the blue sky, picking at her slightly frayed, almostorange sweater.Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-2-05 - Sawyer & Kate35. He Watches reviewsBabe story. Four days. It had been four days. They'd been in the offagain stage of their relationship, and he was seriously debating whether or not he needed to end it for good. He'd been leaning toward asking her to marry him. Even then he'd known he wouJanet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 10-9-05 - Complete36. Ice Cream, Nice Asses, and Anna Karenina reviewsJust a little snippet. What happened before the crash in Teach Me Tonight. Implied Lit. Rating for languageGilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-28-05 - Jess M. & Rory G.37. His Name Was Tom » reviewsIt's easy to fake ignorance when no one is there to call your bluff. But sometime's, it's just not worth it. A Skater fic, laced with Jate for staminas sake. Just after Exodus ends.Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 6-13-05 - Sawyer & Kate38. Goosed by a Married Woman reviews"Soy protein isolate, sodium phosphates, dehydrated garlic, man, none of this sounds remotely healthy. No wonder we're all morbidly obese and sickly. Like, "thiamine mononitrate" -it sounds like it could withstand a nuclear blast. LiteratiGilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-22-05 - Jess M. & Rory G.39. The Muse or When Thought Goes Full Circle reviewsDid he even believe in God? "Hey Jess, this is your calling! Own a diner! Own a hotdog stand! Live a normal life and never commit to the woman you love!"Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-20-05 - Jess M.
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