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since: 02-22-04, id: 544380, Profile Updated: 06-15-08
country: United States
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Author has written 39 stories for Gilmore Girls, Janet Evanovich, Lost, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Tin Man, Inside, Ironman, Misc. Movies, Breakfast Club, and Firefly.

My new tic is Pepperony, which is amazing and fun and the coolest thing since gold-titanium alloy flying suits. Go to lj. Join pepperony100 and tonypepper. Write fic about them. Hit me up when it's finished so I can bask in the glow of having tricked you into another fandom. DO IT!

Basically I write for whatever fandom I happen to be into at the time. I have about a million ships, and I'm horrible at keeping up with half-written things, which is why for the most part I only write one-shots.

--Alright. So once again I'm updating my profile to explain away "Dress" (Which I still have no plans of continuing. Life is hectic and Plum fandom for moi is on the downhill slope) - you guys are very persistent. I want to thank each and every one of you who reviewed - you guys are awesome and lovely and when I'm feeling really down I have your words immortalized in text to remind me that I'm not a complete failure. But there are a few (only a few! I'm not annoyed with most of you!!) reviews I've gotten that go beyond flattering and into demanding, and though I'm not quick to get angry...these make me a little mad. I'm glad you like my stories enough that you want me to continue. But you aren't my publisher. You aren't my editor. I'm not writing on a deadline, or even to finish. I'm writing because I enjoy it and it makes me happy, and it makes me happy when I make you happy reading my words. It doesn't make me happy when you tell me I have to finish it SOON!!. Please stop this. I'd very much like to keep "Dress" up because people seem to still enjoy it and I've heard from a few that they like to re-read it on occasion, but if you don't stop commanding that I write more I'm going to have to take it off. So...that's all. End of rant

"Also? I can kill you with my brain."

"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse." - Woody Allen

"If it makes you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?"

"I've seen diamonds cut through harder men..."

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill

"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him." - David Brinkley

"We are all of us failures - at least, the best of us are." J. M. Barrie

"The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff." Ambrose Bierce

"Danny: Hey, you and Karen have a nice weekend of domestic cozitude again?"

Paul: Yeah, we had a nice dinner, went to a movie - space western.

Danny: (smirks) Sounds great."

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1. Constellations reviews
Pepper wakes up to find Tony has taken a sudden interest in Astronomy.
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 8-15-08
2. Vices reviews
Course, they all got their vices. River’s crazy, Jayne’s stupid, Kaylee’s sweet, Simon’s brilliant and awkward, Inara’s clever, Zoe’s hard, and Mal’s…well, Mal’s kinda mean. Rayne, kind of
Complete - Firefly - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 8-14-08
3. Communication » reviews
There are some people you always come back to. No matter how hard you try to stay away. Claire/Bender
Breakfast Club - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 7-24-08
4. Domestic Cozitude reviews
Pepper never ever ever takes Tony shopping. Ever.
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-08
5. Not Rocket Science reviews
Tony and Pepper have a disagreement on the assembly of certain things.
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 6-23-08
6. Things Perry Knows reviews
Perry ruminates on the mess that is Harry and Harmony. A Kiss Kiss Bang Bang fic. Perry hates puppies, but if Harry were a puppy Perry would probably buy him and take care of him and love him and coo over him...
Complete - Misc. Movies - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-19-08
7. Fact Versus Fiction reviews
This is fact. All of those things did happen, twenty some odd years ago. Angsty Pepper/Tony
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-16-08
8. Dancing With Disaster reviews
Instead, as his party goes on around them, his attention is focused entirely on getting her out of her clothes. TS/PP. Prompts from pepperony.
Complete - Ironman - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-15-08 - Published: 6-15-08
9. What Mel Knows reviews
Mel thinks it’s spooky that she does this. Paul wants to know why. Danny wants to share a burger with her at Dugans... DannyRebecca
Complete - Inside - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08
10. Not Dark Yet reviews
A series of 100 word drabbles cataloguing the O.Z. CainAdora, CainDG, ZeroAz, GlitchAz.
Complete - Tin Man - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 1-6-08
11. With Music » reviews
DG is never getting married, ever, which suits Wyatt Cain very well, since he will deny his feelings for her til his dying breath. But Ahamo and Lurline have other plans.
Complete - Tin Man - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 12-30-07
12. Rotten Trust reviews
He didn't really trust her. Ranger oozed the same alpha male appeal that he did, but Ranger had more of it, and Ranger was dangerous and probably a loose cannon. Not really Babe or Cupcake, unless you squint
Complete - Janet Evanovich - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-18-07
13. Portraits and Pictures Past and Present reviews
Harry talks to Snape about a set of pictures that have been lying in his Aunt Petunia's attic for thirty years. SSLE Post DH
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-10-07 - Published: 8-10-07
14. Facing Your Fears reviews
Neville Longbottom returns to the Headmaster's office to face his fears, and has a chat about Teddy Lupin while he's at it. Post DH
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 8-2-07
15. All The King's Men » reviews
Elizabeth finds it very easy to get herself a crew. PostAWE WE, eventually JE, a little OCE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 6-13-07
16. Best Man For The Job reviews
There are moments. When she wishes Jack had let Will die, and that he’d stabbed the heart himself, and let her drown in the maelstrom. JE post AWE
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-8-07 - Published: 6-8-07
17. Tomorrow Sometimes Dies, Too reviews
JE PreCotBP to PostAWE. The characters all have their ruminations on life, death, and everything in between.
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 6-2-07
18. Father Knows Best reviews
JE. Weatherby and Elizabeth get their moments. Pre CotBP to Post AWE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-28-07 - Published: 5-28-07
19. Name Game reviews
Elizabeth is far from alone in the years following her marriage. JE
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-27-07 - Published: 5-27-07
20. Man of His Word » reviews
SKJ “The man’s touched in the head, Sweetheart. For a second, back in the jungle, I actually thought he was gonna let Mr. Friendly blow your head off just to piss Locke off.”
Complete - Lost - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-7-07 - Published: 2-10-06
21. People Skills and Preventative Measures reviews
HL “I thought of that. So I figured I’d have to go with preventative measures instead.” “Like a backup plan?” “More like a preemptive strike.”
Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-5-07 - Published: 5-5-07
22. A Dance, Your Worship reviews
Luke began to notice that, more often than not, when he went to check up on Han, Leia was already there. She ate Han’s smuggled food rather than the rations while admonishing him for not sharing it with the rest of the base
Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-4-07 - Published: 5-4-07
23. Palms reviews
And she’s not at all sure of it, but it’s there, and she loves every moment of it. No regrets. JE
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 8-12-06
24. A Taste of Liberation reviews
He feels like he might know what she’s doing, as she leans into him. And even though he has suspicions, as her lips meet his, he doesn’t really care. He’s wanted this so bad...
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-26-06 - Published: 7-26-06
25. Forget reviews
He drinks the rum because he thinks it will help him forget about Elizabeth. Not that he’s thinking about her. Because he’s not. JE
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-23-06
26. At Whatever Cost reviews
DMC spoilers. It isn’t until that moment as he watches Elizabeth’s hand press into Jack’s stomach and they both tumble toward the mast that he doubts his own love for Elizabeth.
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 7-18-06
27. Making A Point reviews
DMC spoilers. The blasted compass has been spinning, spinning, and he thinks maybe it is broken, because suddenly it isn’t working for Elizabeth either.
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 7-18-06
28. Without Ever Firing A Shot reviews
A post DMC fic. Beckett gets another mark from Captain Jack Sparrow. JE
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-9-06 - Published: 7-9-06
29. Goodbye reviews
It was silent for a moment. Sawyer stared at Kate, and Kate stared at Sawyer, appraising each other.
Complete - Lost - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 2-6-06
30. Not Wearing Pantyhose » reviews
Stephanie has quit her job, and she’s ready for a real job. When the button factory, CluckinaBucket, and the many other “suitable” places her mother would approve of don’t work out, Stephanie pulls out the big guns. The Rangeman guns.
Janet Evanovich - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 2-6-06 - Published: 4-4-05
31. The Come and Get It Dress » reviews
For the first time in what seemed like forever, I had a date. A full out, take me out to dinner, butter me up with wine, kiss me goodnight, wonder if I’ll invite him in, date.
Janet Evanovich - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 11-20-05
32. Regret reviews
Skate. In a remote way. Regret stares out before her at the blue sky, picking at her slightly frayed, almostorange sweater.
Lost - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05
33. He Watches reviews
Babe story. Four days. It had been four days. They’d been in the offagain stage of their relationship, and he was seriously debating whether or not he needed to end it for good. He’d been leaning toward asking her to marry him. Even then he’d known he wou
Complete - Janet Evanovich - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 10-9-05
34. Ice Cream, Nice Asses, and Anna Karenina reviews
Just a little snippet. What happened before the crash in Teach Me Tonight. Implied Lit. Rating for language
Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-28-05
35. His Name Was Tom » reviews
It's easy to fake ignorance when no one is there to call your bluff. But sometime's, it's just not worth it. A Skater fic, laced with Jate for staminas sake. Just after Exodus ends.
Lost - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,507 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-2-05 - Published: 6-13-05
36. Goosed by a Married Woman reviews
“Soy protein isolate, sodium phosphates, dehydrated garlic, man, none of this sounds remotely healthy. No wonder we’re all morbidly obese and sickly. Like, “thiamine mononitrate” -it sounds like it could withstand a nuclear blast. Literati
Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-22-05 - Published: 5-22-05
37. The Muse or When Thought Goes Full Circle reviews
Did he even believe in God? “Hey Jess, this is your calling! Own a diner! Own a hotdog stand! Live a normal life and never commit to the woman you love!”
Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-20-05 - Published: 5-20-05
38. CAR SONG: BALLAD TO YALE reviews
It struck her as odd that, here she was, having just told her mother a major life decision, and all she could think about was what creature could possibly get into her brain to make Jess’ words, his voice, echo in her head.
Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-17-05 - Published: 5-17-05
39. The Passion In a Nutshell reviews
He knew what everyone said about passion. He knew the phrases, the muttered undertones. Everyone said that passion faded. And, in a remote way, he had believed them. Hell, he had no reason not to... This was his everlasting passion.
Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-05
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