Laseri - FanFiction.Net

Laseri

Feed . Send Message. Subscribe . Favorite
email	: Email
since	: 02-24-04, id: 544617, Profile Updated: 06-18-08
country	: Australia
web	: Homepage

Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, Ocean Girl, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and His Dark Materials.

Greetings. I am a carbon-based life form of the species Homo sapiens sapiens who may or may not be descended from an ape, depending on your viewpoint. I inhabit a small part of a land mass on the planet Earth, located in the Milky Way Galaxy. I have hair, eyes, a nose and a mouth, four limbs and twenty digits. I like reading, writing and watching moving pictures, preferably with sound. Basically, I'm just like you. Unless you're bald or missing a few body parts, or male.
I'm not into slash, except for Shoebox Project because it's well-written and convincing. It gives the relationship a believable backstory. And it's just too cute for words.
I try to read and review your stories if you do mine and I know the fandom. However, I am a proud F7 nazi. Bad spelling and grammar REALLY annoy me. Bad spelling, grammar and punctuation (like no capitals) in a story title and/or summary is guaranteed to turn me off your story as soon as I see it and I'm sure that goes for others too. Don't do it. Same for consistent mistakes in the first chapter. If you can't pick them up yourself, use a word processor with a spellchecker you can run over the story before posting or get someone in the know to beta-read it, it isn't hard. You might even learn something. I may well review and tell you to clean up your act, if I think the story has potential--so consider it a compliment.
Quotes!!
"I bet the lyrebird looks at the kookaburra and thinks: 'One trick pony.'"
"The most important parts of a story are the beginning, the end and the part in between. All the rest will take care of itself. Look at it this way. A story is made of words. Words is made of letters. Now you got 26 letters to choose from, so all you gotta do is mix up those letters the right way and you got the best story ever written. I'm going to mix letters like no one ever mixed 'em before."

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. When the Fit Takes Them » reviews
Share the journey of twelve year old Merry as he discovers the Brandybuck family's bestkept secret, and ventures outside the Shire for the very first time. Complete at long last!
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-24-08 - Published: 1-2-05

2. Frozen Interlude reviews
Will and Lyra shelter in a strange, cold land for the night after using the Knife to escape a pursuit. Oneshot, HDMNarnia crossover.
Complete - His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 7-11-07

3. Forget 900 reviews
It had been a welcome relief to lie. Now he was going to be honest. The Doctor, coming clean with Martha and remembering home. Oneshot, Gridlock spoilers.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07

4. Mother, on Daughter reviews
Mrs Granger, mother of an extremely intelligent teenage witch, is thinking about what lies behind and ahead of her only daughter. Set during HBP.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-29-07

5. Disarmed reviews
A little twist on all those SnapeHermione rape fics out there. Apologies if you happen to be a fan. First HP fic, feel free to be critical. And no, I don't own HP... Drabble.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-9-06 - Published: 12-9-06

6. Musings II reviews
A sequel, of sorts, to Musings, filling in the rather numerous blanks. Rose's and the Doctor's thoughts, mostly on each other. Enjoy.
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 10-2-06

7. Curveball reviews
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Nine and his everpresent Dalek angst. Something to keep you all going in the absence of new Musings. I'd warn for Bad Wolf spoilers, but I'm assuming most people have seen it by now. Oneshot.
Complete - Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-17-06 - Published: 8-17-06

8. Musings » reviews
Rose and the Doctor's thoughts, mostly on each other. Chapter seven up, Doomsday spoilers. But don't worry folks, it's not over yet! NineRose, TenRose but sticks to canon...mostly.
Doctor Who - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-14-06 - Published: 7-17-05

9. Sun on the Sea » reviews
Used to be "Here We Go Again." The sequel to A.S.R. Neri's adventures on the Opal Planet aren't over yet. Shalamorn reveals a new quest concerning her family to Neri & co. Easier to understand if you know the storyline, but maybe that's just me. Ch2 is up
Ocean Girl - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 7-13-04

10. Forest Eyes » reviews
On permanent hiatus, unfortunately. In a nutshell, Legolas and Gimli complete their bargain and visit Fangorn Forest, guided by Treebeard. The sequel to Dreams of Stone.
Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-26-04 - Published: 7-31-04

11. If I'd Known reviews
More Aragorn angst, this time from when he learns that Arwen is dying. Did he make the right choice in leaving her in Rivendell? It's too late to turn back.
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-13-04 - Published: 9-13-04

12. Anor reviews
Aragorn's angst about his marriage to Arwen once the deed was done. Was it the right way to go? I felt in the mood to write something sad about someone other than Legolas, and this was the result.
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-13-04 - Published: 7-13-04

13. Dreams of Stone » reviews
Have you ever wondered about that trip Legolas and Gimli took to the Glittering Caves in Aglarond? Ever been curious about why Legolas wouldn't talk about it? Find out what really happened. Completed at long last. Sniff. Sequel coming right up!
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-5-04 - Published: 2-29-04

14. A Secret Revealed » reviews
I got really annoyed by the series final, so decided to write my own. Jason and Neri finally get their feelings out in the open, with a bit of help from their mischievous younger siblings. Fluff, fluff and more fluff: it's one big cotton wool ball.
Complete - Ocean Girl - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-29-04 - Published: 5-29-04

15. Few Can Foresee reviews
Edited and reposted. Legolas' point of view, the day Gandalf returns to them in Fangorn Forest. Very blatantly bookverse.
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-13-04 - Published: 5-13-04

16. Attack of the Elven Party Animals reviews
Lindir's a teenager, Elrond is stubborn, Aragorn has a fanelf, Arwen is jealous, Gandalf can't dance, Boromir is nutso, Legolas gets dumped and has a Romeolike younger brother. I was bored and feeling writative. Enough said. Revised and reposted.
Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-9-04 - Published: 5-9-04