Pets: Two German Shorthairs. One boy: Buzz. And his mother: Jazz.

Hobbies: Rping (of course), reading (constantly), writing, and yoga.

Weird Obsessions: The plot of evil computers, the walls, the floors, brown mushy bananas, and invisible people to brainwash us all and take over the world. Also, if they know we know they are responsible for computer problems. The only way to solve these problems is beating your compy with a rubber chicken or going to the Gangash Mountains, which I can't because I don't have enough money to buy the pink and yellow eagle with Chanelle. (Yeah, I know, I'm nuts, but I thought this up with someone else, can't remember who, when the Rp was dead and we needed something to do.)

Favorite Quotes:

*It's all fun and games 'till someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.*

*God made me beautiful . . . What the hell happened to you?!*

*I make sounds only other freaks can hear. ~Kim*

*(Ask me about perverted children's tales.)*

*My friends must be punished. ~Lilo, from Lilo and Stitch.*

*I've met my prince charming, he just hasn't woken up yet.*

*Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!*

*“OKAY, IF YOU TWO DON’T STOP YOUR SENSELESS BICKERING RIGHT NOW, I’LL TURN YOU BOTH INTO…”

“Slices of cheese?” a young, cheerful voice put in helpfully.

“YES! SLICES OF CHEESE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S GOING TO BE CHEDDAR – wait a moment.”

“Moony?” Sirius asked in a concerned tone of voice. “Are you alright? Maybe you should go home or something…”

“For once I have to agree with Black.” Snape then sneered, “Really, Lupin? Cheese? I’m sure you would have done wonderfully in the Dark Lord’s ranks.” *