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since: 03-31-01, id: 54487, Profile Updated: 08-18-08
country: United States
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Author has written 23 stories for Witchblade, Fastlane, Roswell, CSI: New York, and Bones.

Hey y'all! It's DK, with a new profile! Yep yep! If you're looking for all the up to date info about what's happening with me, the muses, the clothing line, wallpapers, new stories, and whatever else I've been posting here, check out my new LiveJournal.

...Something Blue. Check out the image that inspired the story.

About me:
Name: Diana
Nickname: DK, Dirty Martini
Age: 24
B-day: Oct. 4
Location: Chi-town! (Chicago for those of you who don't know the lingo)
Occupation: Graphic Designer, Office Manager, VP (yep, I got a GIANT promotion!!)
Writing Prefs: Savage Garden/Darren Hayes, Witchblade, Roswell, Fastlane, Alias, The OC, CSI:NY, Bones

Favorites:
Shows: CSI:NY, CSI: Miami, CSI, Crossing Jordan, House, Bones, Fastlane, Witchblade, Alias, Roswell, The OC (well, the first season), Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Storm Chasers, anything on Animal Planet and Food Network
Movies: Napoleon Dynamite, 40 Year Old Virgin, Troy, The Matrix trillogy, Lord of the Rings trillogy, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Fast and the Furious trillogy, Pirates of the Caribbean trillogy, Happy Gilmore, Harold and Kumar, James Bond (every single one), Transformers, Knocked Up, Because I Said So, Blades of Glory, Smokin' Aces, Charlotte's Web (the original), The Italian Job, Planet Terror, Death Proof, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Sex and the City, and a whole bunch more
Music: Darren Hayes, Savage Garden, Maroon 5, Coldplay, John Mayer, Paolo Nutini, Augustana, Sia, Lifehouse, Howie Day, Damien Rice, Nelly Furtado, Linkin Park, Goo Goo Dolls, Rascal Flatts, Teddy Geiger, Nickelback, Oakenfold, Frank Sinatra, Oasis, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Graham Colton, Metro Station, A Fine Frenzy, Robbie Williams, Boys Like Girls, Dido, Langdon Pigg, Ceesau, Reliant K, 30 Seconds to Mars, Aneiki, Colbie Callait, One Republic, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Keith Urban, Secondhand Serenade, and a whole bunch more
Books: CSI:NY series, CSI: Miami series, Temperance Brennan series, Angels and Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Why Moms Are Weird, Why Girls Are Weird, Dog Handling, Love: A User's Guide, Boy Next Door, Boy Meets Girl, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Vampire Chronicles, Mayfair Witches, Twilight
Quotes: "Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." - E.L. Doctorow
"Don't be afraid of indulging your dreams out of fear of regret or you will regret never trying to indulge your dreams." - Anonymous
"Saying you're only a comic artist is like saying you only play jazz; you're just limiting yourself by your own words, no one else's. You are an artist and you are a musician." -Anonymous
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." - Scott Adams
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever: its loveliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness." - John Keats
"It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it." - Voltaire
"Things are pretty, graceful, rich, elegant, handsome, but until they speak to the imagination, not yet beautiful." - Emerson

Ships:
CSI: NY- Danny/Lindsay, Mac/Peyton, Flack/Stella
CSI: Miami- Eric/Calleigh, Ryan/Natalia
Crossing Jordan- Jordan/Woody
Fastlane- Van/Billie, Van/Cassidy
Witchblade- Sara/Ian
Alias- Sydney/Vaughn
Roswell- Max/Liz, Michael/Maria
Bones- Brennan/Booth, Angela/Jack

Finished Fics:
The Twisted, Tied Up, and Tangled Series: Part 1: Iris (Witchblade)
Sub Zero (Fastlane)
If Tomorrow Never Comes (CSI:NY)
On The Verge Of Something Wonderful (FKA: Let It Snow) (CSI:NY)

On Hiatus:
Family Feud (Fastlane)
Depth (Fastlane)
Boys Of Summer (Fastlane/Witchblade crossover)
A Photo Worth a Thousand Memories (CSI:NY)

A Little More About Me:
I'm Macedonian and proud of it, but I live in the States, so I don't get to visit often. It's a beautiful country, and I highly suggest checking it out if you ever get the chance. I love to write and design. I enjoy art and have a healthy respect for the masters along with a bunch of the contemporaries. My BA is in Interactive Multimedia with a concentration in Graphic Design (try putting that on a resume). I work for an apparel company designing logos for baseball hats and jerseys and will soon be expanding into other areas. I have a weakness for boys with high voices, muscles, tattoos, and glasses. Chocolate is yet another weakness, and will probably be the death of me someday (lol). Cars are my passion; classic, modern, futuristic. They're all cool to me. My life revolves around the computer, it seems, and around my TV. That's where you'll find most of the time. Other than that, I'm pretty bland altho the muses are quite entertaining.

Meet the Muses:
Paris: The literary muse. She's a fickle little creature, beautiful and bold, delicate yet powerful. She comes and goes as she pleases, sometimes at the worst moments, like in the middle of a story I'm trying to write. But she always comes back to finish what she starts, and never leaves me for very long. Likened to Aphrodite, she eminates love, beauty and sexual rapture.
Athena: The artistically creative, wise, and tempestuous muse. Much wiser and more powerful than all my other muses combined, she keeps them all in line with one crack of her ancient staff. Her purpose is to provide me with inspiration in all my artistic ventures. Although she is quite good at it, there are times where she throws her fits and doesn't allow me to do my job, but like Paris, she always comes around and helps me finish what I start. Just like her namesake, Athena is a goddess of wisdom, war, the arts, industry, justice and skill.
Danny: The sexy, grounded muse. A lethal combination of sex appeal and smarts, Danny has a power over both Paris and Athena (and, I must admit, he's got a power over me too). He originally started out as a plaything for the girls, but after managing to shut Paris up during a particularly rough time for me, I elevated his status to muse. He is now the god of sex and sarcasm, akin to Eros, and aside from keeping Paris out of my hair and aiding Athena in her artistic whims, he helps me with both my writing and my art. He is always by my side, and unlike the other two muses, has never left me for one second, although he's been known to be somewhat cocky and egotistical.
Allegra: The fledgling muse. She's my playful muse who loves fluff and Miami. Unlike Paris and Athena, Allegra has a much softer side. She's the fun muse that likes fairy tales and happy endings. There's no angst with her, only sunshine and love. She's more or less responsible for any of the fluff I write, and whatever I end up doing in the CSI: Miami or Bones fandoms. She likes her weather warm and her men tall, fair, and handsome with hazel eyes and soft smiles. (Alright, so she's in love with Ryan Wolfe.) In Italian, her name means happy or jaunty, which is exactly what the other muses need.

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Dirty Martini's Myspace
Dirty Martini's dA Profile

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1. Moments of Weakness » reviews
UPDATED 9 29 2008. Temperance Brennan is a very independent woman. Her life is defined by her ability to be self sufficient. But when a major injury threatens that independence, can she cope? Or will she find that dependency rewarding?
Bones - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,990 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 9-29-08 - Published: 6-22-08
2. The Final Goodbye reviews
It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. But what about a love never acknowledged? Post 3.14.
Complete - Bones - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 7-8-08
3. A Photo Worth a Thousand Memories » reviews
A photo. A secret. Danny Messer's been hiding something for ten years, and when Lindsay Monroe finds out what it is, will she understand? A story of love, loss, and the courage to move forward. DL, DannyOC
CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 6-24-08 - Published: 10-29-07
4. Take Me Out To The Ballgame reviews
Oneshot. Brennan learns a thing or two about picking up guys at a bar. A tiny crossover with CSI NY, nothing major. You don't even need to know the characters.
Complete - Bones - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-27-08
5. Forgiveness Isn't Far reviews
I'll to whatever it takes, to turn this around. I know what's at stake. I know that I've let you down. And if you give me a chance, believe that I can change, I'll keep us together, whatever it takes. But is it enough for her? DL
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-23-08
6. Something Blue reviews
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. It doesn't always have to deal with a wedding. Lindsay Monroe finds out why.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08
7. Depth » reviews
UPDATED 3 15 08 Is Van shallow or do Billie and Deaq just have a misunderstanding of him? Either way, Van knows he must prove them wrong. But will his need to prove himself overshadow something else?
Fastlane - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,449 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 2-12-06
8. On The Verge Of Something Wonderful » reviews
FINISHED 11 14 07 When over a foot of snow strands Lindsay in Manhattan over Christmas, Danny is there to save the day, taking her to Staten Island to spend the holiday with his family. But that doesn’t mean they’ll have stress free Christmas.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,700 - Reviews: 341 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 12-19-06
9. If Tomorrow Never Comes » reviews
FINISHED 12 21 2006. Life for Lindsay Monroe has never been easy. But when tragedy strikes one of her colleagues in the field, will she be ready to face the harsh realities that come with it and find the strength to make amends with old demons?
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,352 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 11-12-06
10. Two Beds & A Coffee Machine reviews
Our character is a series of defining moments, good and bad. For Lindsey Monroe, it seems the bad outnumber the good.
Complete - CSI: New York - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-3-06 - Published: 11-3-06
11. Moments Contained In One Glance reviews
People change. Sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. Has she? NOT a Van Billie fic.
Complete - Fastlane - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-06
12. I Don't Know You Anymore reviews
10 years in the future, Max visits Liz in Chicago after not seeing her in a long time to find that everything between them has totally changed...
Complete - Roswell - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-9-06 - Published: 1-9-06
13. A Home For The Holidays » reviews
Written with prplerayne. Van and Billie end up spending the holiday season together and surprisingly don’t end up killing each other either.
Complete - Fastlane - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 12-22-05
14. Sub Zero » reviews
A case involving a gun buying French national goes awry, and Van and Billie are stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no help in sight. Will they make it out of this mess alive, or will someone die from a bad decision? Read and find out.
Complete - Fastlane - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,112 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 12-21-05 - Published: 10-11-05
15. Family Feud » reviews
Van and Deaq are always getting into some kind of trouble, and usually Billie has to keep them in line. But Van, being the one to take things personally, always seems to get the last laugh, or does he? The first of many bad things to come...
Fastlane - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,074 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-25-05 - Published: 1-13-04
16. Crash and Burn reviews
After Iced, Billie is having trouble kicking her habit and spirals out of control while Van can only watch.
Complete - Fastlane - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-24-05 - Published: 8-24-05
17. Boys of Summer the edited version » reviews
When tempers flair and things get complicated, will Sara Pezzini find peace in a new city with two new partners and a new boss? Or will she be caught in the same predicament? (WB X-over)
Fastlane - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-12-04 - Published: 3-1-04
18. I Won't Miss You reviews
It might not be a fan fic, but I just had to post it because you get a good feeling for the PezziniNottingham dynamic, even tho some points don't make much sense, but hey, couldn't be helped. Written in Sara's POV.
Complete - Witchblade - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-13-04
19. Allegory of the Club reviews
Parody of Socrates Allegory of the Cave written for my mythology class last year. Please read, enjoy, and review.
Complete - Fastlane - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-13-04
20. Me Against the Music And Everybody Else reviews
Alcohol, a stupid bet, an even stupider song, and one really drunk Sara Pezzini, and what do you get? Mayhem, of course!
Complete - Witchblade - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-5-04 - Published: 1-5-04
21. Forever and a Day reviews
A songfic inspired by my favorite song by Fisher. A cold snowy day, Sara in a good mood, and Ian at the right place and the right time.
Complete - Witchblade - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-5-04 - Published: 1-5-04
22. Twisted, Tied Up, and Tangled Series: Part 1: Iris » reviews
WitchbladeSG xover. An eternal love spanning the ages is finally rekindled when Witchblade wielder Sara Pezzini meets singer Darren Hayes. But fairy tales don’t always have happy endings, do they?
Complete - Witchblade - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,076 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-11-03 - Published: 9-14-02
23. Last Christmas reviews
Last Christmas, Jake McCarty gave his heart to Sara Pezzini. This Christmas, the memory comes back to haunt him.
Complete - Witchblade - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-25-02 - Published: 12-25-02
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